Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>732744536
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
https://youtu.be/zdPCt5ZEf40
Claiming best girl.
Claiming Nano.
>>732756160
>>732756389
My instincts tell me they aren't to be trusted!
Still here
Beep boop
>>732757086
I bet that feeling is mutual.
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
>>732757146
Gee guess in dead now
>>732757250
Nope, just very dizzy.
>steals all clothes and belongings
>>732756996
It's more healthy though.
>>732757023
It's just a sad time of the year.
>>732757029
I'm sure it'd be painful too.. and you'd feel very cold after a while.
>>732757086
That is one the times where your fight or flight response is wrong. Stay calm and put your trust on the spider bro.
>>732757245
More floof tail! I need a good non-gif floofy tail image for... a thing..
ueno
>>732757272
I only have a computer really. My clothes aren't probably worth stealing. >>732757313
I'm cold right now though
>>732757377
Wrap yourself in a heavy blanket.
>>732757313
>for... a thing..
X X
I'll stand by for counter bulli . . .
>>732757450
It's not a bulli thing!
>>732755185
Please cum every day!
>>732755231
Hey Saya-chan ^^
>>732755241
Cuminmymouth
>>732755282
You'll regret it!
>>732756542
A-aikawaii-chan...?
>>732757449
I only have the 3
>>732757535
Nah that would be awkward.
>>732757535
Why you need to cum every day?
>>732757537
Equip all!
>>732757515
X
>>732757537
"Only" 3 heavy blankets?
How cold is it there?
>>732757535
Yes?
I didn't cum today.
>>732757377
I'll be taking these!
>>732757632
Gee I didn't think of that. >>732757643
No heavy blankets. One thin 2 regular
>>732757682
Have fun I guess
Good morning.
>>732757608
>>732757964
Morning
>>732757738
>takes advantage of
>>732757684
That's still a lot of blankets though, hope it's keeping you warm.
I'm under one thick and one thin blanket right now, it's comfy.
>>732757997
Chibi Sayas everywhere! \o/
hello friends
>>732757998
How are you?
>>732758074
I didn't think vamps would be this abusive>>732758120
Nah. It's cold. 2 of them will be ok the floor when I wake up
>>732758152
Cute!
>pets
>>732758152
A HAMPSTER!
>>732757997
purrrfect
>>732758182
They not only drain your blood.
>>732758173
Just laying in bed. Yourself?
>>732758220
But take your stuff too.
>>732758290
And your virginity.
>>732758308
I think that could just be put into stuff
>>732758308
Then I'm a vampire.
Cause I'm gonna take yours ~
>>732758377
Not an object!
>>732758394
A-A-Are you?
>>732758152
Hai Rodent.
>>732758416
Yes ~
>walks up behind you and starts groping you
>>732758213
At first I thought that image wouldn't work without some very heavy editing, but it turned out better than expected.
>>732758464
H-hey! What are you doing to my chest?!
>>732758416
I think you can count an idea as a thing
lewding is sin
>>732757964
Good morning!
>>732758203
>
i could have sworn i had a picture of alice petting nazrin but i guess not
>>732758205
she's a mouse, a mouse!
>>732758436
somehow rodent seems like a very negative thing to call someone's waifu even though it's true
>>732758493
>starts to grope your crotch as well as planting soft kisses on your neck
Hehe...
>>732758477
Thanks for the new image
>>732758634
Both a cute!
I once had a hampster as a pet, but then it died.
>>732758654
>clutches legs together and drops to the ground
H-hey, that tickles!!
>>732758713
wow that's grim
did it live a good life?
>>732758634
So cute!
>kisses your forehead
>>732758549
Good morning to you too!
What are you up to!?
>>732758221
Just woke up.
>>732758811
>>732758829
Any plans for the day?
>>732758829
please do not do that
>>732758660
That Saya image just goes so well with so many things.
>>732758798
No. Sure it had food and water and was safe from predators, but I was young and pretty much thought of it as a toy. It managed to die of old age though.
>>732758874
S-Sachi? Damn, I've almost missed seeing Sachi posted..
>>732758874
>>732758747
>bends you over with your cute trap ass in the air and takes out my cock. Then I press it against your asshole
Hehe..
Your virgin boipucci will feel so good ~
>>732759010
>cock
>>732758829
Eat shit and die stuttercunt knock-off. Out of gazillions of gook cartoon sluts you picked the worst there is. Kill yourself
>>732758829
Nothing really! Looking at spooky websites to pass the time.
How'd you sleep~?
>>732758634
I just wanted to be correct, got to agree tough, it didn't sound too nice.
What name do you usually go by?
>>732759010
L-Lewd!
>>732758998
You weren't even here when he was actually normal I think
>>732759001
Cutie~
How are you doing?
gay
>>732757571
Just press it against my lips and close your eyes. I'll take it from there.
>>732757632
Because you'll regret it if you don't!
>>732757682
Can you cum for me right now, then?
Stop text fucking each other in public, have at least a little shame. Bloody disgusting.
>>732759110
I was here about 9 months ago. Then didn't post for ~3-4 months. Things had changed during that time..
>>732759010
delet this
>>732758998
depressing
but i guess you couldn't really help it
im sure its life wasnt that bad though
>>732759066
my waifu's name is nazrin, she's a 2hu
>>732759043
Well you think its a cock but...
Its actually a strap-on!
>>732759051
haha hows being 15
>>>/trash/
>>732759110
Better than yesterday
>>732759187
Why?
>>732759268
Death always happens. Especially with pets, but it's important to remember the times when it was alive rather than just it's death.
>>732759251
whoops my bad, I was thinking you were Taiga, he says he's been here like a few months
>>732759320
I'm glad, really. Are you in school yet?
>tfw you realise that what people here do at night isn't ERP compared to what's going on rn
>>732759301
I wish. Not the one playing game of pretend in a gook cartoon sandbox too.
>erp
At least you deviants won't reproduce.
>>732759236
Actually this.
>>732759187
Why would I?
>>732759301
H-help!
I thought I was gay
but thread is gayer lmao
>>732759187
Hi Sono :')
>>732759389
yeah that's true
i haven't really had many pets, and the few that i did have i was too young to even realise death was a thing
they were just "sold to a different owner" to me
>>732759461
I want to reproduce with Sono
>>732759510
The threads made me gay
>>732759391
(´・ω・`)
>>732759391
Yes
>>732759408
>le squeeze squeeze
>le dubs
~
>>732759467
Not that this place could be any more faggotricious but thats just going off the deep end.
>>732759556
Think of humanity and don't do it.
>>732759510
>lmao
Don't worry you are still quite the faggot yourself
>>732759606
gtfo!
>>732759649
-_-
>>732759652
Do you own a backpack? I went all through high school with a binder
>>732759750
okay sorry
>>732759730
Maybe, but ERPing in thread is pure cringe.
>>732759522
Y-you're cute
>>732759058
Oh wait. You're Nano?
>>732758917
Not really!
>>732758948
Why not?!
>>732759051
Okay. Whatever you say.
Slep. Bai thread, take care.
>>732759570
I thought you had your bf before the thread
>>732759730
No, seriously? Thanks for telling me, I had no idea
>>732759187
Your filename excuse doesn't pass
>>732759750
A school issued one
I missed that gif
>>732759870
We only started dating a few months ago
>>732759803
ok
>>732759899
wait wtf, school issued? Never heard of that
>>732759830
Probably a different one.
>>732759830
because that's too intimate and not acceptable of course
>>732759966
Because of school issued laptops
>>732759807
Honestly don't get the appael and don't even want to understand. Now, go to your kin.
>>732759830
/b/ already has an alice poster and she is the worst shitposter this board ever seen, just sayin'
>>732759870
Any time
>>732759966
I see
Apparently got a raise. Made 50$ more than what I usually make in 15 days.
>>732759864
You lose if you slep.
>>732759522
>sold to different owner
That sounds weird. How old were you?
>>732760096
Go promote your master somewhere else, we're not interested in Alice.
>>732759730
but I want Sono to have my babies
>>73!2760019
I thought you were Mai, teehee.
I slept fine
>>732760030
But they're platonic kisses?!
>>732760096
I like Alice. She's really cute! I like her cooking threads and Tea Time with Alice. Her streams are nice too!
>>732759510
It did the impossible
>>732760214
Why did you leave the sekrit clubs
>>732760038
What a world we live in, I guess it saves money? Do you have a uniform? My high school did, but I avoided it by just wearing my band t shirt
>>732760214
That's good, did other people get one too, or just you?
>>732760271
He's not promothing her...Jesus Christ, did you even read what he wrote?
>>732758829
You're the same poster from yesterday's tarot thread, right?
>>732760240
i don't remember, maybe like 5-7 years old
it was a dog, and it died when i just so happened to be away from home
>>732760314
well, whatever, it's fine
how do you do?
>>732760271
>Master
That actually pissed me off pretty badly for a few seconds there. I know you are not. You are not interesting in anything but inane shitposting and mundane hugboxing. This is why you will fuckin' die alone and live miserably before you do.
>>732760314
*ALICEFAG ALERT*
You are a fucking cuck then. You don't even know the whore and you fall for that petty charade. But you know what? You deserve it.
Pains me to look at that damned wench in these threads now too, thanks for that ya git
>>732760306
No, you just want to fornicate for the lust driven innate animal you are
>>732760325
Thread truly is terrifying
>>732760327
Wanted something different
>>732760414
All the new guys had it. So everyone who got in the unit at the same time I did.
Next raise should be around November, probably 100$ in raise
>>732760414
Everyone that paid for one got one
>>732760571
:thinking:
Are you secretly Prinz
>>732760453
Yes actually....
>>732760498
Good!
How is my little mouse ~
>>732760523
I just like Alice! I'm not in love with her or anything, I just like her as a person. I happen to be asexual, actually! I just think those threads are fun!
>>732760648
Lame, no fun in that. Do you have friends at lunch time? Sometimes I worry you're not enjoying your breaks
>>732760571
Damn, you're making bank. Do you put money in savings, or just spend?
>>732759389
Stop posting that
>>732759469
Because it'll make me more trusting in you
>>732759516
Hi Sci
>>732759884
Look at it now
>>732760648
Really makes you think.
Prinz struggled with keeping friendships, I don't think that's why I left. Maybe
>>732760838
I only have a check account, I'm saving up to buy another pc. Mine has every components outdated and the case starts to show bad ventilation and is too small
>>732760654
im pretty alright, woke up maybe an hour or two ago
don't really know what im going to do today though
how about you, do you have anything to do?
>>732760695
that's a nice.. hat? headband??
>>732760907
But I know you like it.
>>732760838
Yes I have friends
>>732760928
Please come back when you can
>>732760523
This Alice cult thing is started to creep me out.
>mfw
>>732760993
you would at least buy me dinner
>>732760654
Its a shitfest. Its camwhoring and practically a rate thread which is already double cancer but lets up the ante, its full of really cringy and pathetic white knights, spam, alice talking to herself most of the time or just casually replying, its over in fuckin' 5 minutes and at the end of it nothing is accomplished. Its so fuckin' boring but hella cancerous the same time. Its shit. Its worse than THESE threads and thats something. Man, you have a shit taste.
In her streams she doesn't please the crowd at all, not even taking any requests, bans everyone who says one bad thing about pretty much anything, her chat is practically a cult worship. Okay I'm stopping right here, there are millions of reasons why alice is shit and needs to go.
>>732761052
You didn't see half of it.
>>732761017
This image still bothers me, ok I'll let you go then, please take care <3
>>732760928
Nice clown socks. That's nice to save up for, going for something high-end?
>>732760907
I'm literally just curious, can't you just tell me? Or is it so embarrassing young rather not?
>>732761093
We can get the dinner later.
>>732761150
You'd
>>732760939
Oh, you should play vidya if you have it! Or read a book.
Besides studying? No.
>>732761142
You sound pretty cringey, or jealous of the attention Alice gets.
>>732761093
I'll buy you dinner!
Yohane claimed
>>732761017
I'll think about it
>>732761145
Yes, probably will go for a GTX1080 with a i7 CPU.
Haven't given any thoughts yet for what I want
>>732761142
Then why do you shill it?
Stop talking about it. Never mention it again.
>>732761392
Isn't there gonna be a new i9? Get that :o
>>732761319
Hi
>>732761293
i don't really play any video games or read any books, but maybe i will
what are you studying?
>>732761319
is she an idol?
>>732761145
It's a cute picture though
>>732761392
:o
>>732761142
I don't want to see anymore, I'm scared.
>>732761150
No its because she'll gut check me again.
>>732761152
no wait, i want you to make me dinner..
>>732761293
b-but we barely know each other..!
>>732761454
wait, what
I didn't even know that
>>732761480
o:
>>732761293
I never gave a fuck about attention in fact, I hate it. Not gonna list why don't have to explain it.
>>732761406
Because some people will always hate it. Those people will go there and will start to circlejerk in it. And with only that they will get that whore crying and take a piss on her entire community. Its lulz. And lulz is pretty much the ONLY valid reason to be here.
>>732761484
The chat. That place is like the punchline to this joke
>>732761484
Isn't that the point of a date? To get to know each other
>>732761152
Saya sooooo cute!
>>732761484
I'm pretty confident about boiling water.
>>732761593
So you're nothing but a shill.
>>732761609
Saya always is!
>>732761293
Nuh huh, he just spent a lot of time in this place and has experience with her.
>>732761484
What's literally so bad about it? And who's to say she's gonna know?
Gonna take a shot in the dark and guess it's something to do with Rea
>>732761555
idk, I just watched a video with ben and they talked about it for a bit
>>732761656
Call it what you want, it works. Pretty much nobody regretted the time spent on it back then. I asked, nobody. You wanna piss your time away here instead of having lulz, go ahread and rot away.
>>732761555
why did that pic make me pop a chub
>>732761593
A chat? Like an online chatroom?
>>732761607
Yeah but I wanted to date Alice_Bunny but he has no interest in me in that way and I'm a bit heart broken at the moment.
>>732761656
Fine I'll make dinner, we eat and talk and then you can touch my butt...
>>732761773
Don't say her name!
>>732761811
I'm not even sure if I'd need something that powerful
>>732761929
contrast between innocence and lewd?
>>732762109
Okay, so what happened between you?
>>732762109
Yeah, its full of some really desperate shitters. They would probably instaban anyone from here though, that paranoid too.
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