ITT: Compare yourself to your ex's last bf on Visualizer

IF ANY OF YOU SEXY COKE LOVERS WANNA KNOW HOW TO STRENGTHEN YOUR COCAINE AND MAKE IT LAST LONGER, SIMPLY ADD PURE CAFFEINE POWDER TO YOUR COCAINE. IT TURNS IT INTO SUPER COCAINE. 0.2g CAFFEINE INTO 1g COCAINE.....

>>732749334
BUMP OF COCAINE

THIS IS A COCAINE THREAD

>>732748921
What the fuck is this shit?

>>732748971
Coke is a lot better without caffeine. That shit makes you jittery, good Coke is just smooooooth

>>732749461
A tiny cock and a big cock.

>>732749491
IF YOU MIX SMALL AMOUNTS OF CAFFEINE WITH YOUR COKE IT DOESNT MAKE YOU JITTERY IT SIMPLY ENHANCES THE EFFECTS OF COCAINE AND GIVES YOU AN AMAZING HIGH THAT LASTS LONGER, BUT IT DOES MAKE IT EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE

>>732748971
Always hate the jackass that cannot handle his coke. Reel your shit in. You are acting a fool.

>>732749883
I CAN HANDLE MY SHIT BUD I AM THE COKE GOD

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>>732748921
Added your approx measurements and compared to mine. How do you feel now OP?

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>>732748921
Her ex was a little on the small side apparently. We started sleeping with each other when she was still seeing him.

She's pretty honest about the fact she loves my dick. Early on in the relationship I asked her if she would have started dating me if I had a small dick and she tellingly smiled about it.

>>732750267
pic related

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>>732750267
Are you me? Or am I you?

>>732750034
>>732750267
Jesus, you guys are big...

why. the fuck. do you know precise measurements of your gf's exe's dick?
I don't even know the precise measurements of my own dick

OP has a small dick

>>732750629
Just general estimates that the gf mentioned.

>>732750267
Right in the feels. Was in a similar situation but she found out somewhere that I'm small and dropped interest, earlier she'd been really into me, even in front of her ex. Haven't been the same since and I've withdrawn from social life completely. She's seeing some chad now. I'm thinking about moving across the country and try to start again before I become an alcoholic or something.

I don't know my exes size but mine is 8 inches long and about 6 around. 6'1" Half Italian half Dutch and can dunk a basketball. Am I black ?

>>732750935
Do you steal bicycles and have a turd for a dick?

You guys really so insecure you ask girls you have been with about how your dick compares to other dicks that have been in them? Pull your shit together mates and learn how to do you with what you got and you'll be just fine.

>>732751009
This
Fucking kids nowadays I swear

>>732750368
WE ARE ONE

>>732751009
THIS
YOU'RE COMPLETELY RIGHT, ONLY AN INSECURE PERSON WOULD ASK, BELIEVE ME IF YOU'RE THE BIGGEST SHE'S HAD SHE WILL TELL YOU WITHOUT YOU ASKING

>>732750629
Because she has his in a jar of formaldehyde in a shoebox in her closet. I took it out and measured it. She is a freaky crazy goth girl, but I love her.

>>732748971
Wtf men you where in the animal rekt thread with the same shit about cocaine

>>732751862
I'M FUCKING EVERYWHERE

>>732751804
YOUR PENIS WILL BE THERE TOO EVENTUALLY IF YOU DON'T START USING COCAINE AND BECOME A REAL MAN

>>732751009
If you had a big dick you would know how often some girls like to bring it up in conversation and compare you to other guys.

Obviously wouldn't do it if you were small-average sized to avoid upsetting you.

>>732751009
That's just pure luck, what preferences she has. If she likes a tall guy with a big dick being a manlet with a small dick kinda drives you out of her market. Only if you have an exceptional personality can the physical part of the relationship be compensated. If you're an average autist on a Singhalese rope length standardization image board you probably lack that too.

All in all you do not understand the level of miniaturization we're talking here. Just take a good look at OP's pic and understand that if she has come to prefer 350cm3 of cavitation in her vagina a mere 77cm3 will not provide the same sensation.

But insecurity, oh boy. Yes, we're very, very insecure. Bottom of the barrel here. No form left, just an ooze from the other fermented fish that slowly trickles down and pools in the fine grooves of the woods' grain. It sits there until the fish are all sold, then it's washed out into the sewers where it picks fleas off rats for sustenance. Secrets flood the pipe works, they hit lumps of fat and shit on the way and carry elation and regret for the ooze to remain coherent. At least it's not seen there.

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>>732750267
Woops forgot pic related

>>732750368
Idk mang

>>732750384
Yup

>>732750801
Don't get me wrong it's not like it was the only reason she dated me.. but it certainly doesn't hurt your chances.

>>732752116
YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING NERD

>>732752173
YEAH I WENT TO SCHOOL

>>732748971
Don't do it. Makes mustard gas and you will die

>>732752246
SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE

>>732752274
LIES.

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sorry science lol

>>732748921
>It's another poorly disguised cuck thread

Saged.

>>732752171
A big dick can make or break a relationship.

>>732752544
TRUE DAT

>>732748921
Hahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>732753052
How do you pronounce "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"? Like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" or is it more of a "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"?

where can you find the visualizer?

>>732754420
google cock visualizer

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>>732748921
She downgraded a bit after me

>>732750801
lol you guys are so sad. chicks never stay for dicks. Just get swole, be intelligent and assert dominance and she is going to love you until the end of all times.

im 13 and have a bigger dick then all you fags fuck the mods

>>732748921
Wait...how does the guy in the visualiser hold the ruler? I always measured on the dick itself not on the side. Also... the '0' mark starts from his pelvis?

How the fuck do i measure my dick?

>>732756316
On the top, never on the side. Lightly press into the pubic bone.

>>732748921
It really doesn't matter.
I'm average as fuck. Don't be a beta ass bitch and give a fuck about the exact proportions of another man's dick lol

>>732755943
>7 inch girth

get the fuck out of here with this bullshit

>>732756709
I live in a area of England. Nearby there's a mentally retarded girl who I fuck once a week. She often goes for walks on her own so she's not entirely fucked up, but i know her route and have been friends with her since we where kids. I bump into her near a woods "by accident" every week (she literally thinks it's by accident) and bring her to an old house. It's boarded off so no one ever thinks to enter it. I have a way of getting in, and in there i have a mattress and shit. I get her there and make her do all kinds of shit. She's very willing.

She's not great at most shit, but I make her suck my balls, tongue my ass, lick my cock, eat precum, wank me off and I also fuck her and cum inside of her. She can't get pregnant as something happened at birth. I even clean her out with a wipe after I cum in her.

I sometimes bring makeup and sexy outfits and dress her up. She's basically like a fuck doll but having a warm tongue and mouth wherever and whenever i want is incredible.

I'm 23 she's 27. Ask for whatever details you want. No pics..

>>732756709
that's just over 6 not 7 mate

>>732756886
I live in a area of England. Nearby there's a mentally retarded girl who I fuck once a week. She often goes for walks on her own so she's not entirely fucked up, but i know her route and have been friends with her since we where kids. I bump into her near a woods "by accident" every week (she literally thinks it's by accident) and bring her to an old house. It's boarded off so no one ever thinks to enter it. I have a way of getting in, and in there i have a mattress and shit. I get her there and make her do all kinds of shit. She's very willing.

She's not great at most shit, but I make her suck my balls, tongue my ass, lick my cock, eat precum, wank me off and I also fuck her and cum inside of her. She can't get pregnant as something happened at birth. I even clean her out with a wipe after I cum in her.

I sometimes bring makeup and sexy outfits and dress her up. She's basically like a fuck doll but having a warm tongue and mouth wherever and whenever i want is incredible

I'm 23 she's 27. Ask for whatever details you want. No pics.

>>732756763
no pics? but the pics do exist, right?

>>732757035
Maybe

>>732752171
that phomosis tho
go to a doctor

>>732751862
it's just a spambot dude.

a lot of /b/ is just bots

>>732757798
NOT A SPAM BOT MOTHERFUCKER I'M COCAINE KING

>>732748921
how am i supposed to get a photo of my ex's bf's dick?