I AM FUCKING DONE!! So my vacations are supposed to start on

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Do it fag, the Emperor wills it. Post pic with time stamp/sign with gun to your head.

>>732747874
Rerolling for death.

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>>732747824
get fuck over yourself faggot and go spend time with this poor old bitch

>im 15 waaaaawaaaaaa life is so hard waaaaaaaaaa
>I won't get internet for a few weeks BETTER KILL MYSELF!

>>732747903
dude, its like a 1 hour flight, she lives fucking far and there is no internet, tv or ANYTHING is mind blowing boring, I went there when I was 13 and almost wanted to kill myself, if I have to be there 2 weeks I will neck myself as soon as I get there

>>732747946
whatever dude, I just don't want to go, so is either killing myself or hearing an idea to avoid going with my grandma (who dosn't even like me)

>>732747973
just neck yourself right now and post a link to the stream

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>>732747973
Fag. Can't even kill yourself over the internet.

What degeneracy. You disgrace the emperor with your lack of commitment.

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Lol, move out, neet.
Then parents can't 'make' you do anything.

>>732747824
Mods this gentleman appears to be an underage little bitch. Please remove him from this board as I an concerned that it's adult content could seriously offend him.

>>732747824
Oh come on, you do not even have the balls to go to your grandmother for 2 weeks - do you really think we believe you have the balls to kill yourself?
Nice bait btw.

>>732748099
I am older than you probably fucking kid gtfo my board

Why are these ads better than actual porn?

>>732748169
stop. just stop.

>>732748169
Can I come to your middle school graduation?

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>>732747973
lol so the fuck what cunt? U are such a selfish cunt it's probably best you do kill yourself fag
Here I googled this specifically for you

>>732748238
yeah bring ur sister along fucking faggot

>>732748169
Once again MODS please OP is obviously attempting to show his maturity level. Right now he is showing more sass than a deviant homosexual who's just had his favourite dildo taken away.

>>732748044
Better get to it anon

>>732748261
need another inert gas since helium is now 80% helium 20% o2

>>732748261
need another inert gas since helium is now 80% helium 20% o2.

>>732748279
This is the dumbest thing I have ever read.
It doesn't even make sense.

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>>732747973
GEE I WONDER WHY

>>732748169
HAHAHAHA and yet your parents still telling you what to do? Nice try kid

>>732748343
haha anyone who is intelligent enuf would get " propane "

>>732748036
How about you just don't fucking go?
You pussy shitsack, just don't do it.
Literally, don't get up when your mommy tells you to get in the car. Someone forces you? Fight, physically.

You have a clear choice, now carry out the actions to reach it.

You godamned cowards are all the same, and it starts early, apparently.

>>732748390
I could say no but I just don't like arguing w them thats why I am kiilling myself instead, not that is your business tho fucker

>>732748428
But when you are 11 you kinda gotta do what mummy tells you...

>>732747824
Sending my best wishes

>>732747824
an hero instead of nice holiday with grandma? if you stupid enough to mean it, do it.

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i bet OP listens to Blink 182

Please don't be mean, friends.
If OP kills himself we lose a top notch 9Gag content creator, and a Minecraft server host.

OP how old are you?

fuk ur grandmudduh

>>732747824
see
>>732748044
>>732748099
>>732748333

two winrars and trips. deliver, faggot.

>>732748568
If I could spend another holiday with my grandma or my dad I would. Enjoy them while you still can OP

>>732748620
18

fuck you and fuck your grandma too

>>732748653
I would be down to spend the holiday with them , if they came to my house instead, not me going to their boring place

great going, fuckers

you killed this poor kid

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>>732748169
24 yo here; you need to move out you sack of shit. To add insult to injury here you posted a fucking thumbnail.
A FUCKING THUMBNAIL

>>732747824
underage b&

>>732747824
If you wanna die, at the very least take out a buncha pedos when you die. Dont die for nothing.

>>732747824

I'm getting hard thinking about your misery faggot.

>>732748445
Not man enough to stand up to them but man enough to have the balls to actually kill yourself. Fuck me you are the whiniest most over dramatic little cunt I have ever had the pleasure of engaging in conversation on here. First perhaps you use this time at your dear old grandmas house to educate yourself read a book go to a library your attempts at the English language make my autistic 5 year old boy sound like fucking Shakespeare. Second use this time to man up, if killing yourself is your reaction to spending a couple of weeks with family instead of at home wanking to internet porn for two weeks then you clearly significantly lack the maturity for your anyone to trust you alone.

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>>732748669
Hey check this image out!

I've never seen a bigger bitch than the OP

>>732748795
This, ladies and gents.
/thread

im so fucking bored almost everyday and have almost nothing in my life. Stop being a sack of whiny niggers and shit op just spend some time with her your gonna be a whiny cunt when she dies.

>>732748773
how would i go about that

>>732748940
Oh they all meet up at a club and advertise the fact. Did you not know?

>>732748795
>>732748898
yeah, what a fucking samefag! fuck you

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no tv or internet... sounds like a good idea for a brat like yourself OP

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>>732748996
You're a retard.

what a dumb cunt

>>732748940
If in US http://www.familywatchdog.us/
I'd bet other coutries have similar maps.
Vet them, an 18 year old pegged for banging is a 17 year old isnt a capital offence, but 30 with 10, YEP.
Knock on door, they answer, "Hey are you x"
"yes I am"
BLAM

Use low caliber (22 to the head is fine) or make a silencer.

>>732748996
this guy offers advice and you just shit on it lmao. neck yourself right now OP

>>732749092
nice shop bro now fuck you again

>>732749133
but they would catch me very quickly, like police

>>732749133
srsly, im borderline suisidal. If I go out, this is what I'd do. Fuck the cowards way or being a cunt like E. Rodge

>>732749216
Weren't you planning on dying anyway?

>>732749256
elliot rodger was a saint u fat fuck

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>>732748741
>>732748169
Fucking cringe fest over here boys.

>>732749216
If you truly wanna die, not your concern. There's nothing more dangerous than a human body that doesnt care if it lives or dies.

Map out multiple targets, and make it quick. Sure you probably won't get all, but you could prob get 5-6. Forever known as the pedo slayer.

If you need to surrender, and say you mission was to remove the scum society would not. MSM would have a hard time spinning that.

Just dont spray innocents or cops. That will make you seem like a faggot.

>>732749216
Oh and if cornered, put your hands up.

A pedo killer will be celebrated in prison, you'd have it cush. Just dont pulla faggot move like E. Rodge and kill innocents.

Seriously, I've gone through this multiple time in my mind. My dad recently died and I'm all my mom has left (only child) but life isnt fun for me. If she were to die that's exactly what I'd do.

>>732748795
/thread

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The level of autism in thos thread is too damn high.

>>732747824
Just stay the fuck home FAGGOT

>>732747824
I hope when your old if you aren't such a little pussy and make it to an old age and have kids your grandkids will hate you and never acknowledge you i hope you die alone. you worthless sack of shit. Visit your grandma you selfish cunt.

>>732747824
go visit ur grandma you stupid fuck. god youre suck a piece of shit

>>732748718
What's the difference?

>>732747824
Don't let the faggots and their harassment dissuade you, do what feels natural. Just don't let whatever you do be in vein.

>>732750115
Because at my place I could hang w then but when I get bored to back into my room and play games or just watch tv while in her farm I would be stuck looking at the fucking ceiling

>>732750060
i would kill myself first

>>732747824
Oh nooo not the grandma!
I totally feel you brah. Just get it done with.

>>732750067
Yeah at lest I can spell SUCH

Kids.

>>732750517
Wtf is this u fucking faggot

>>732747824
You knowwhat you little bitch you go to that farm, you give your granny some company help her aroubd the farm, youll learn life skills and might even meet a big tittied farm girl. Hell if you butter your granny up enough naybe she'll leave you the farm when she dies.

I'd kill to spend the holidays with my grandma in the English country side. Working in the open, gardening, tea and a home cooked meal that only someone in there 80's could still put love into.

>>732750678
This guy gets it

>>732750678
Not to mention real food (dairy meat etc) and not the stuff riddled with poison that people are fed with nowadays.

>>732747824
lol rolling for cringe death

>>732750678
I'm not gay sorry

Also samefag
>>732750706
>>732750678

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>>732750552
I could ask you the same question about making this thread

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>>732750780
You are truly lost, my friend.

>>732750766
hey ima winrar nice

>>732750780
Wrong, Im >>732750559
Only an underaged fag doesnt know how to spot samefags

rell

rolls

rollarino

rol

rollo

You're either a child incapable of supporting yourself or you're a manchild pathetically clinging to real adults. Either way, you're pathetic and your first world problems are bullshit. There are real people with real problems in this world. This ain't one of 'em. Come back when you have cancer or Boko Haram comes in and burns down your farm and makes your grandmother a sex slave.

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report for underage faggot

Hope whatever you do is beneficial and/or productive. Good luck buddy.

Dear Penthouse, I know stuff life this doesn't actually happen in real life but this time it did. My parents were leaving town and decided to leave me with my sweet but really horny grandma. At first the thought repulsed me but after 6 days ofwatching her dewy bosoms glisten ing the morning sun while she broke green beans i found myself with the weirdest boner. Those calloused farm hands, that tangled thatch of ancient gray pubes, that wispy gray hair matted with swear to her neck and forehead.

>>732747824
This is the gayest shit I've read in a while. Go learn a skill you over privileged faggot.

>>732747824
You fucking faggot
Also we all know, and you know that you are way too much of a pussy to ever kill yourself

>>732748169
Shut the frick up you weeweepoopoobumbum.

OP is a failed abortion

>>732747824
>>732747824
Growing up I had a gay uncle. He didn't come out as gay until I was like 12. Anyway, one summer I went and stayed at his house with him and his boyfriend. One night I get up and pass by their room and see my uncle balls deep in his boyfriend's ass.

With that said, this is the gayest shit I have ever seen in my life.

>>732747824
just don't go. if your grandma is feeling lonely they should spend their holidays with her. she's not your parent.

>>732747824
why don't you read a book, work out, and fuck your gma a few times like a real man.

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>>732747824
Fat murrican problems...

>>732753871
>conviently forgot to metion that you got pozzed by your faggot uncle

petty troll.

if in the 0.001% chance this is true. enjoy the time with her. she has been around and seem some shit. i loved hanging out with my grandma.

learn to appreciate the few people you know before youre as lonely and sad as 90% of this site you cheeky little cunt.

>>732747946
even more reason why he should do it

Op your grandma is "lonely"

Your parents want you to fuck her

>>732747824
Well faggot? Will you do it?

Summer is officially here

>>732754288
Your mom is officially here hahahaha

>>732747824
>>732753219
>>732752597

samefag

>>732754349
Thank you for proving my previous statement

Killing yourself because you have tp spend time with your grandparent, rolling

>>732747824
You are what conservatives would classify as a "special snowflake." What kind of pussy would want to commit suicide simply because his parents want to send him to a farm to spend time with their grandma? Make the best of it and go fuck some rancher girls faggot.

You fool, for farm and redneck too small gun. Double barelled need!

>>732747824
Meh

>>732747824
Give her the "Edmund Kemper" experience!

Grandma's love that!

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>>732748795
>my autistic 5 year old boy sound like fucking Shakespeare

>>732754423
Thank you for taking the bait

>>732754668
OP is a faggot for not wanting to fuck his granny.

>>732755551
What bait?

>>732747973
Learn to masturbate. Break all records while there.