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Name my cat, /b/. It's a girl, if that matters to you, which

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Name my cat, /b/. It's a girl, if that matters to you, which it shouldn't.
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Ursula
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Cat if dubs
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>>732741331
Gruntilda
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Slayer
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>>732741331
Kumatora
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I Am A Huge Faggot Please Rape My Face
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Aphrodixak
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>>732741331
Tom
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>>732741331
Chad cat
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>>732741331
also, timestamp or cat dies in your sleep.
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mistake
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>>732741331
Fucknut or mellow
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regret
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le monke
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Autophobic Narcissist
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queen
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>>732741331
that cats name is yoni aka yoyo
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>>732741846
Bring it on.

My current pick is Ashtray, suggested based on someone else's suggestion of Ash. If anyone can top that (shouldn't be hard), I'm sold. Gonna love the shit out of this cat, but I don't really care what it's called. My other cat is over 5 years old without a name, but for some reason I feel weird having two nameless cats.
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>>732741998
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Bonkers
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Rostov
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Sarah
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>>732741968
This
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>>732741331
nudes!
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>>732741331
ephrias
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>>732741898
>>732741889
>>732741610
>>732741489
All these off by ones.

My vote goes to 'intestinal sadness'
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Lilly
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Mau
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Cronenberg
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>>732741331
Nigger Destroyer
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>>732742095
this cats name is 'post tits' or 'send nudes'
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>>732742143
or Mao
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>>732741331
Name it Tac. Tac the Cat.
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Name it char. Short for charcoal.

Or just call it nigger
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>>732741331
That looks like my cat! She's beautiful! :3
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Hitler
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>>732742049
Ahsi
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>>732742244
Well what do you know. winrar.
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>>732742244
Nice palindrome

Atlanta spelled backwards is Atlanta
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>>732741331
bear
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>>732741331
Dog
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>>732741331
She's adorable.
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>>732742244
WIIIIINRAR >>732741331

aalso timestamp faggot
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>>732742352
Roll
ironic names FTW
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>>732742311
american education hard at work
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>>732742251
>>732742362
She is. :) I'm excited to pick her up. Should be doing that tomorrow. My remaining cat (had two of them die last year at 20+ years old) is fucking precious, but this one might have her beat.

>>732742363
I don't even have the cat yet, or I would. I'm not sure why I would, but I would.
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>>732741331
Smokie
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>>732741331

would fuck its mouth hard and deep until I came straight down its throat / 10
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>>732742581
Forgot to include a picture of the remaining cat.
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>>732742244

nice dub dubs two pair checked
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Name it misty in homage to my dead rescue cat who wasnt loved for about a decade until he followed me home one day. Was such a gangster lovely happy creature despite his trials and tribulations. RIP misty you fucking legend :(
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>>732741331
oh she is so cute.
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Name it dog. Or Soraya, your call.
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>>732741331
My owner assumes my gender
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Saga.

Picture of my cat named Saga.
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>>732743838
It's incredible how much joy such a little creature can give, basically pulled my out of depression.
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>>732743838
>>732743980
kitteh is love
kitteh is life
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Name it niggette
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josette
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>>732743980
I understand. I'm still depressed, but it's surprising how a dumb animal can improve my mood when I'm at my worst. Right now she's sleeping in the bed that I just bought for the new cat, after three years of almost completely ignoring the bed I bought just for her. :|
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Niggette
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>>732741331
crack nose
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>>732744163
kitteh do what kitteh please
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>>732743838
do you hate your cat ? why did you give it such a shit name ? is it a yoga teacher ? nice job , millennial shit .
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>>732741331
If singles, you must name it Faggot.
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>>732744399
kek
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>>732744399
top kek
BTFO
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>>732744268
Saga is a nordic name, i find it cute.
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>>732744163
They do what they want, it's what i find great about cats, they dont like it, they leave. They like it, they stay.
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>>732742311

are you fucking retarded
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>>732742244
Tac the cat
Winrar
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Bob
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>>732744268
rofl actual retarded, likely had crush on a yoga teacher and she turned you down.
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>>732742311
atlanta --> alnalta
Not a palindrome.

>>732742534
I am American and know he is a fucking potato.
There are intelligent people here...though we are an EXTREMELY small minority.
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>>732741331
Ashley or maybe Smokey.
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>>732741331
Dog
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>>732741504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEWFjWfqiU
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Biggy Smokey.
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>>732741331
Dindu nuffin
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Natasha.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_A1rAi3nvk
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>>732741331
Name it Hemorrhoid. Also, post more pics of the woman in the background.
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>>732746082
It's a teenager, but I know where I am, so also no.
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>>732741331
Hey OP! Fuck you, and your ugly-ass cat!!!
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>>732743980
>It's incredible how much joy such a little creature can give, basically pulled my out of depression.
This.
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>>732746394
not cool at all buddy

>>732746419
LOL dude your cat is the bomb
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>>732746419
>>732746502
Actual find it cute
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Snitty the kitty
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if it's a cat thread does anyone have my picture paired with a painted girl who looks like this kitten?
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>>732746394
Hey! Okay.

This is one of my old-ass cats that died. Had to have this one euthanized. BTW, feel free to turn this into a general cat pic thread. I wanna see 'em.
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>>732746719
porr kitteh rip kitteh
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>>732746294
Whatever. Just remember to do the following:
>trim the cat's nails
>bathe it
>give it multiple litter boxes throughout the home
>play with it 3 times a day
>ALWAYS keep it inside FOREVER
>give it multiple scratching posts throughout the home
>make it wear a slice of bread
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>>732741331
BATMAN the cat!!!!
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Catfishwomen.
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>>732746913
>give it multiple litter boxes throughout the home
Why? Genuinely curious. I've never done that.
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Call it Grill if dubs
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>>732747027
Call Gril if dubs
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>>732747072
Call gril if dubs
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>>732747102
Call pussiboi if dubs
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cats are the biggest assholes on the planet

it doesn't matter how nicely you treat it or how long you bond with it

it will still scratch you

it will still shit outside the litter box

it will still fuck up your furniture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=090ROARLQ_k
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>>732747164
Call pussiboi if dubs
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Why not zoidberg?
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>>732741331
Cunt if dubs
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>>732747330
Rolling for your cat to be named cunt
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>>732747026
cats are territorial
it will shit and piss anywhere that you like to hangout (living room, kitchen, bedroom)
litter box or not
it will not give a fuck
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>>732747363
Reroll
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>>732747330
Roll
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>>732747370
As a lifetime owner of cats and currently owning 3, I can safely say this is bullshit.
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>>732747370
BS dog owner
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>>732741331
black bush, or smokey
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>>732741331
"Dog" Just to fuck with her
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daughter
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>>732747370
My cats have always used the litterbox, except on rare occasions when I was a lazy fuck and didn't empty it, in which case they'd shit right outside of it, and still try to cover it with some of the litter that spills onto the floor when they jump out of the box.

One of the dead ones (the one pictured above) eventually started shitting on the floor next to the box regularly, but that's only because her back legs had given out so badly that she couldn't climb in anymore.


Here's my other dead cat, btw. Died in January of last year. She lived an awesome life. Over 20 years old, and never really started to look too miserable. I just woke up and found her dead and curled up in her cat bed one day. Feels good man, considering how bad it can be toward the end.
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>>732747683
Feelsrightman
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>>732741331
Cuntdestroyer 9000
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Artcock
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>>732747683
this!
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>>732741502
Vote
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Salvador Guillermo Allende Gossens
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>>732747370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzliLSt7myE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFphS8VMNZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34cHfvYOYS0
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tommy salami
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>>732748112
>>732748112
>>732748112
>>732748112
>>732748112
reeeeeeeeeeee roll
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daddy
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>>732746600
Thanks a lot
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Merchant
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Chinesefood
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T O M M Y S A L A M I
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>>732748271
>>732748271
>>732748271
rollllllll
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vagoo
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>>732748322
>>732748322
>>732748322
>>732748322
IT IS WRITTEN. VAGOO KITTEN.
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>>732746913
who is this

not getting results for becca luna
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Bako's Skeleton
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Don Reba
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Name it 42, since it's going to be your reason to live for next 15 years or so.
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Asian in room, I assume it is dinner?
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>>732748354
That sucks. When I was 5 I had a dog (the only pet I had before getting those two cats when I was around 7), and he bit me one time. I didn't do anything to him to deserve it, but it was the only time he had ever done anything like that as far as I remember. My mom pulled the old "he ran away" routine a few days later. Major dick move. I loved that dog, but she didn't deserve him.

Pretty cat, by the way. Also all of these:
>>732742971
>>732743838
>>732746419
>>732748394
>>732748468
Fuckin' cuties.

>>732749005
kek
Not asian, though.
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>>732741331
Reason2Live
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>>732741331
NEDM
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>>732749037
Thanks
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>>732748510
add NUDE to your search
that should help
learn to internet
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>>732749037
That's a dick move. Dogs are so good too. Love, anon.
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>>732741331
Mayonnaise or May for short
Do the same with one of your kids
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>>732741331
Minge.
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