Hey /b/ Femanon from a few days ago who was chatting up the

>>732728115

OP here.

Dubs decides. Trying get her to do something fucked up.

>>732728115
You were chatting up yourself? How does that work?

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>>732728319

hue hue hue.

try to get her to eat a turd

Tell her you want nudes to admire the true "female physique"

>>732728469
reroll

tell her you've been dreaming about her

>>732728699
ez

tell her to shave her head

>>732728699
winrar.

doing it nao.

>>732728733
guy I got dubs again

>>732728115
femanon?
tits or gtfo

tell her that you're dtf, and want to get to know her body.

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>>732728777
my trips, tho

>>732728777
Witnessed

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>>732728777
trips, praise be to thee.

>>732728115
What are you watching on Netflix OP?

>>732728777
dang son

>>732728797
eat shit, we've been thru this already. my tits look just the same tonight as they did a few days ago.

>>732728939
Salem.

5/10

>>732729032
Eck. I need something to watch but I ain't watching that shite. Thanks anyway

>>732728766
lol tell her you'll match in feminist solidarity

waiting on a reply.

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>>732729136
forgot ss.

>>732728975
new thread new tits

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>>732728766
>>732729123

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whaaaaat is it????

You know how people have wet dreams? This dream was like the complete opposite of that. My dick was diamonds then you undressed to reveal the land whale that you are and my dick went limped than some cooked linguine

say the dream was about "your hole"

>>732729551
*limper

Reroll

are you into anything kinky i should know about?

>>732729644
>>732729551

This doesnt work. im a girl, fags.

>>732729510
Lol,
>north pole fag detected
Ive seen her nudes. They are...ok..

>>732729770
where have you seen its nudes?

You make me really horny. you're like a librarian with those glasses.

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[After response]

.

l love this man. He is the savior of dragon ball. He should get a nobel prize for saving the world. I have a small room dedicated to him. With a picture of him. I once got an autograph with him. I kiss that piece of paper every day. He shaked my hand. To this day, I have not washed my hand. I fap with it, spreading faulconers AURA on m'dick. He touched my shoulder with his hand, I have yet to wash that shirt. I lick the part he touched all the time. It is one of my prized possesoins. I have a cardboard cut out of him, and I pray to it, as if he were god, because he is. If one were to study music for 1 billion years, 1 billion times over, one would not even be close to the level of Faulconer. I fall asleep to his songs. I love hearing that repeated sound in the cell theme or buu theme. Every day,I remember to say "fuck you funimation" for not bringing him back on 3 separate occasions. It's okay, I know they will go to hell. There are no words in the English language that can truly convey my love for him. When I die, I want all my remaining money to go to him. I wish I could kiss his boot. Or wear a sweater he wore, why? Because it has his divine smell.
Get on my level subturds. None of you will even come close to loving cuckoochi ching chong whatever as much as I love Faulconer

>>732729102
yeah its pretty bad. recommend anything?

>>732729919
all my keks

>>732729840
she sent them to me because i asked

i sometimes get depressed when thinking about my figure, I truly wanna be like you, so curvy and confident

>>732729733
So change hard dick to swamp pussy and limp to Sahara desert dry. Jesus are you femfags this fucking stupid?

>>732729943
I'm the one looking for recommendations. But uh X-Files are always good. I watched a movie called Mercy the other day on there that was pretty good. Has quite a tweest

Ever wonder if hitler was right all along? My jewish banker gypped me 2 dollars today.

>>732730281
reroll

Tell me you love me. Tell me you love me so I can enter your vagina and live there. Please m'lady.

>>732729943
Any of the Marvel shows, if you're into that.
Chuck is good.
House of Cards.
They have some decent anime, if you're into that.

>>732729840
We probably know eachother lol, i graduated 2012. I went to school with her

>>732730271
netflix blows. i have kodi but i cant do anything else on my computer when im watching it so i just play netflix in the background.

any replies op?

>>732730366
win.

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tits.

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>>732730560
>>732730366

>>732730797
Whoooo are you. At least initials

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>>732730878
Mfw

>>732730959
lol apparently im white trash girl. thats what somebody called me the other day because of my tat so, there ya go.

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>>732730797
WAIT YOU'RE FAT TOO?
this is bullshit now.

Well that's fucking gross

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>>732730878
fedora tipped.

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she told me she loves me lol

dubs decides how i respond to that.

>>732731073
Vicious people can live in north pole. But that doesnt tell me who you are. I want a face to see when im playing woth myself to those nice tits of yours

>>732731256
"how do you feel (sexually) about Mein Kamph?"

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I'll pull up my stomach fat to show you my high cholesterol snatch if you pull up your stomach fat to show me your obese pussy

>>732731319
roll

>>732731256
i want to to rape your mom while you watch.

>>732731344
Winrar

>>732731287
ahaha hell no.

>>732731319
i like this one.

nazifetish.gif

>>732729919
How very specific lol

>>732731339
Roll

>>732731344
also add "If you think about it nazi crimes were crimes of passion"

I've got a thing for girls peeing. Send me a pic of you on the toilet. Hawttt

>>732731256
What do you love the most about me then? My tits my ass or my pussy? Show me yours and I'll answer you too :)

>>732731665
Reroll

>>732731326
reroll

>>732728115
>I've got a thing for girls peeing. Send me a pic of you on the toilet. Hawttt
Roll

Per pic

lol roll for the mesothelioma one

Im going to masterbate, and when I cum, I'll think of me cuming to you. Please, m'lady. Send pics of you underarms.

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>>732731319

>>732731962
use the whip?

ask her WHO UP CLICK LIKE

>>732731962
"If you wont dress up as an officer for me, will you let me dress up as a jew and have you beat me and try to shove me into an oven?"

tell her you find the idea of knifeplay/self harm really hot and had a wet dream about her doing so recently.

>>732732108
Roll

>>732728846
There's nothing to witness nigger trips are common

>>732732143
Re-roll?

>>732732117
roll

OP is a dyke, no one is surprised

I've got a thing for girls peeing. Send me a pic of you on the toilet. Hawttt

>>732732159
>common
>1 in 100
Ehh. They're not super rare, but not quite common.

"Can you please recite the communist manifesto while you crack a whip on my butthole?"

>>732732233
Keep it up.

>>732732117
reroll

Fuck me with a horse dildo till i scream Nazi Yazi Papi

>>732732117
need this in my life

>>732732232
I was all prepared to jerk off to at least a solid 6 humiliating a land whale
now im just holding my dick in my hand watching two fat lesbians chat on kik

>>732732404
sexy as fuck

>>732732404
reroll

>>732732434
my sides

Send her a pic of this thread

>>732732404
reroll

>>732732404
Rolling

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>>732732108

>>732732434
kek

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>>732732703

>>732732703
Why are you using bullshit low level humor and not manipulating her into doing more and more degrading shit?
make her lick a toilet or go outside naked

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Tell her you have a fetish for horse shit

>>732732434
Top kek

>>732732703
Write "would you ever be a public cumdump? Its a naughty fantasy of mine"

>>732729510# absolutely horrific. landwhale pussy isnt pleasing for a fatfuck like me.

say "Can I get you prego so I can harvest your breast milk"?

>>732733160
DO IT

>>732733003
OP is the biggest faggot on earth. Ignoring dubs and now just randomly changing sings. The only reason to follow this thread is to see a fat dyke flirt with a land cow

>>732733387
I guess i can fap to that but its gonna be a slog
it wouldnt be so bad if OP was at least posting nudes inbetween screencaps

>>732733003


reroll

>>732731073
that was me, glad you back WTG

>>732733742
I need moreee tits

>>732734206
what you telling me for?

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more tit's

>>732734443
Because i want to see your tits not theirs

>>732734741
My bad, i had to white knight

>>732734741
i'm a guy don't habe tits

Would you eat your own shit and then kill yourself while live streaming it?

yawn.

Ask her to show you her butthole spreding

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>>732728777
holy smokes

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Ive done left and cum twice and these carpet munching bitches still arent doing anything interesting?
do you need a man to come tell you what to do honey?

>>732730479
The fuck is kodi

>>732735845
a streaming program. i have it on an android box so i dunno how it works on pc or whatever, but basically you can pick a show/movie from either categories, actors, airing today etc or search or whatever and itll pull up the show, all of the episodes and as many links as it can find to stream it from.

>>732736086
Sounds gay

>>732735970
Im not o.p. im the dark knight wearing the white armour of a fallen

>>732736086
you sound gay

Tell her you've been fantasizing about horse cock

>>732736395
as darn, you figured me out

>>732736395
>>732736578
Wat

>>732736510
Reroll

>>732736699
aw darn*

where the fuck did you go white trash girl

>>732736853
Fuck you motherfucker

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>>732736921
You mean this bitch?

>>732737066
is that the bitch with the white trash tattoo

>>732737176
Yes lol. I told you. Im a dark knight wearing a white knights armour

>>732737335
not really sure what you mean by that

>>732734601
No we dont wanna see that. OP it is enough, ok? Fucking sandbags have a more attractive form than what you've shown. Stick to just trying to be funny.

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>>732732703
No manipulation, but some damn decent trolling.

8.5/10.

Well done OP

OP post more of your own boobs and butt