infamy: one of you fuckers has to know personally someone infamous.

I worked with a guy who had a dateline episode made about him. And i knew a girl, who's ex husband electrocuted his wife by hooking a power strip up to her nipples. Thats the best i got

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Luka Magnotta went to a high school near me.
Never spoke to him, but did see him a few times.

>>732717505
Distant relative killed communist/Republican prisoners in Spain in the 30s.
Some relative of his fled to Mexico during the war as one of the 'Niños de Morelia' so here I am.

I was just thinking. could you imagine being hilter's brother in-law. I mean i know fegelein, but ignore that. Like do you go to Hilters house for Christmas? Does he play badminton at an annual picnic. Do you then have to make polite discussions with Hitler? Do you complain about it to your wife on the drive home?

Bump
nothing great but my brother had a guitar teacher when he was 12 or so who turned out to be a child molester, he never did anything to my brother (he targeted girls). I was like 10 at the time so I didn't hear about it until later. We don't know what happened to him though, all they told my brother was that he was on the run. Most likely he's getting assfucked in jail right now

I'll ask my bro if he remembers the dudes name, if you guys are interested

>>732717505
Apparently my great grandfather killed his wife and married another lady. Hit her with a hammer or some shit. Details are not really known. No one really knew about it until after my great aunt died at 100.

My Dad was the Iran-Contra scandal and he got promoted for it.

>>732718957
Seems interesting

>>732718208
Just looked him up
That's some fucked shit anon
Worst part is I fucking love that song, but it now ruined

>>732717505


DINO BRAVO WAS MY UNCLE.

>>732717505
>today is my 18th birthday
>I posted tits last night
>every1 who saw the front page of /b/
>downloaded CP

>YOU
>ARE
>ALL
>FUCKED

Great grandfather from portugal that captained a notorious slave ship

>>732717505
The dude who raped me for years as a kid and filmed shit with me and a sister got locked up in one of the largest cp rings in US history. I get restitution money every time someone gets popped with imagery of me. I was a child porn star..... and yes I'm really fucked in the head. Had surgery as a kid to repair my anus and what not. The dude died like two months ago from an impacted colon infection or something in prison

grew up in West Texas, and Woody Harrelson's(of Cheers) Dad used to come to our house for poker games and to drink. He was later jailed for assassinating a federal judge.

Also used to hang in Juarez and would party with Armando Carrillo Fuentes, the head of the Juarez Cartel, he had a night club called La Serrata, his parties were 3+ days affairs of beer/blow, and bitches.

And a third, one of my mom's best friends was a Penthouse pet.

>>732719612
lies

>>732719465
Nice.
On you fucking people over, not on the cp download. I wasn't here last night, so I dodged a bullet.

>>732719612
Sucks to hear that. Hope you do better every day. *virtual hug*

>>732717505
According to my family tree, I'm vladd the impalers bloodline (dracula). Grandparents from Hungary and that area.

I use to fuck ted bundies niece.

>>732719612
What's the mans name anon

>>732719612
Good grief. I'm so sorry, brother; people do evil things. I hope you've found peace in this life, like God has designed for us.

Great Grandfather had Marcus Garvey's fore father on his plantation

>>732718506
Sooo uhhhh Adolf, how has life been treating you? O really wow, but I mean you have got to tell me the secret of how you make these green beans they are something else. Do you bake them or what ?

>>732719612
You should post pics on here.
So if any /b/peds get busted, you profit.

Win?

>no, I am not soliciting.
>I just think it would be a good idea.

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>>732719647
Why were you hanging out in Juárez with the head of the local cartel? Details on that, and the parties, what you saw and what you did.

Is your mom as hot as her friend? Any stories on that? Did she ever flirt with you?

>>732719875
Well I found peace in heroin for a while, been clean 4 years now. Have an amazing girlfriend and am a chemist which was always my dream but yeah been through my share of some loony bins and shit. Prescribed a decent amount of Valium and xanax and that helps

>>732719647
>Penthouse pet.
do tell us her name.

>>732719911
exactly!

>>732720114
Yo Mr. White!

>>732719911
kek

I used to work at a talk radio station.
One day the guy who pipe bombed Florida A&M University called into our station from his prison cell.
Apparently he has being held at the women's prison 3 miles from our station at the time and put the name of our afternoon talk show host on his list of "personal friends".

It made the local news that night.
I'll never forget the guy's name-Larry Lombardi.
He was a fucking nut.
http://staugustine.com/stories/091600/sta_20000916.015.shtml#.WRplvoEpCEc

>>732718957
Actually most child rapists don't make it in prison there killed because even murders have a code

>>732719935
I always wondered what the legality would be of possessing my own lol but yeah no. It was some fucked up shit, I actually visited him in prison just to look at him. I didn't remember his face, the main guy at least my mind completely pushed it away. Unfortunately the past year or so I've been remembering stuff, it started when I was very young though

>>732719035
What? Like, Oliver North or what?

>>732717505
I was friends with a guy in high school who ended up stabbing some girl like 30 times with a butcher knife in the middle of a parking lot

I met Martin Bryant a few times. Creepy motherfucker.

>>732718152
>>732719979

www.wgal com/article/coroner-sex-electrocution-death-homicide/6203305

www.nbcnews com/id/10950068/ns/dateline_nbc/t/how-slasher-movie-spawned-real-life-horror/

>>732720345
Google, anyone? :)

>>732720390
No. He ran guns from our buddy Panama through Costa Rica for the Contras in Nicaragua. Got a medal from Noriega "for services" and got promoted to Captain.

>>732720312
Yeah the main guy in the ring of mine was in solitary for protection for years and I think a guard just happened to look the other way most of the time. There's a code among prisoners for sure. Guards as well have a code about different people, when I saw the guy in prison he was bruised and beat as fuck even though he was always in solitary. It was weird staring him in the eyes though. Honestly if it wasn't for my girlfriend I would have killed myself a while ago, I had a few attempts but was always too fucked up and did shit wrong.

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>>732720345
I was joking. The kind of not-so-funny joke that you've heard a billion times and really just hurts.

Sincerely? Sorry this is still going on inside. Glad you got the fuck out of heroin.

>>732719465
That was also me. Also retarded humor.
I'm feeling shittier now.

>>732720752
Why would you visit him in prison

>>732717505
I've known a few pornstars but none that are too famous.

Most famous ones were Jasmine St. Claire, Sindee Jennings, and Kat.

Jasmine was pretty full of herself and a bit of a stuck up bitch but nice to my face. Sindee started doing porn cause her boyfriend was deployed in the military, and Kat was a spanish girl supporting her mom while doing porn.

>>732717505
I was close friends with Edward O'Brien right up until the night he killed Janet Downing...like hanging out everyday friends. Good kid.

http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2014/01/21/somerville-erin-downing-petition/

I was also one of the people interviewed regarding him being released on parole this last time...I told them to let him rot.

>>732720181
Lol its time to cook. My friend always does a great Jesse impression when I talk about work. I work on pesticides designed to deter mammals based on lysergic acid derived chemicals, it's pretty cool. Got some grad students who follow me around and do my bidding and am only 27

>>732720312
You don't know shit apparently. Informants and pedophiles have their own wing in prison so they don't get killed immediately. I doubt the prison guards or wardens are that stupid to put them into Gen pop

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>>732720752
Hooray for gf, and for staying alive :)

>>732721013
infamous anon.
Unless you watch some fucked up porn, pornstars are not infamous.

>>732720871
To look him in the eyes and make it real to me, was sort of a part of therapy that helped. It was nice seeing what condition he was in, the visiting thing was made private between me and him and the one guard was laughi ng when j was asking him how many staples he's had to hold his ass shut and if he had me beat. He was balling after like 5 minutes though.

The brother of a girlfriend of mine got caught at the Denver airport en route to Ontario (California) with pieces of his roommate in his luggage. He told the cops that he was just trying to hide the evidence for a friend of his. He did all this from a wheelchair.

>>732720036
Obviously I grew up in El Paso, but born in Sinaloa. We would just go out in Juarez and because of family connections you would end up in certain situations.

As for parties it was opens keys of blows and weed(remember this was late 80s) and bitches so thick if you could get it up(coke dick) you could fuck your life away.

Yes my Mom was hotter than (Bonnie Dee her friend and Penthouse Pet), but my mom passed away in the late 90's.

>>732719647
Hey didn't he chill with Pablo Accosta?

>>732721193
They do indeed, sometimes shit happens though. And even among people in those wings there are codes.

>>732721016
>Edward O'Brien
she, uh, wasn't your mom was she?

>>732721444
Janet? No.

I knew a kid whose dad killed his mom. It made the news.

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>>732717505
not really world renown infamous, but i'm related to the bonner family that the bonner bridge is named after. the bridge was built on fishing grounds that it destroyed. and as of lately it's getting dismantled and rebuilt so that rich people can drive to their rich people cottages; costing nc tax payers millions.

>>732717505
My high school math teacher turned out to have been fucking one of his students and several years later, tried to kill his wife with a frying pan so he could be with the girl he was fucking.

In hindsight, it was pretty obvious, there was this one girl named Claire who he seemed super close with. She apparently came from a broken home and had no father, so I guess at the time we just figured he was like a father figure to her. Looking back, though, the signs were definitely all there. They even met after school or on weekends sometimes.

I don not know if he shaved his balls.

My dad was a green beret I guess that's pretty cool

>>732721284
welp that's the best I can think of off the top of my head. Feel free to share yours.

>>732719612
Post the video faggot, you deserve royalties

>>732721706
>I do not know if he shaved his balls.
Lost

>>732721430
Yeah fair enough , they do have a target and their back regardless

>>732717505
My cousin is a sex offender. Does that count?

>>732717505
9th grade bio teacher of 3 years turned out to be the molesty kind
Turned out he'd been snapping photos of girls in our class and even having sex with one during school hours
fucked up shit magn

>>732717505
My older cousin shook hands with Bill Clinton when he was fucked up. He proceeded to take my cousin's friend's mom upstairs and rail her (he came down to get a condom). No shit. It was down in Little Rock right after he got elected president.

>>732721756
Already did.
>>732718208

>>732721397
>Pablo Accosta
You mean Pablo Acosta Villarreal. Yes.

>>732721860
Hey, mine too

I knew this guy who robbed a home and while he was going so managed to threaten a young girl with a knife and touch her below the belt. Anyways I think she was 10 or 12 years old , what a fucking scumbag. I know he was a crackhead but this is a new level

>>732721302
Respect Anon. I'm jumping in on this conversation just to say "what up" and I'm sorry on behalf of humanity that you were victimized like that.

>>732721999
quads not lying

>>732722182
You mean trips

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>>732721780
All I get is deposits in tbe bank once a year. I'm a chemist and professor with a boss salary already and you'd be amazed how much I get in those deposits, it's sad actually. I still live in a small flat but have a greenhouse I grow orchids and carnivorous plants in. Saving money to buy a nice spot of land though.

>>732722018
I just finished a pretty well known book on him, "drug lord" I think it was. The more I learned the less intimidating he sounded.

>>732722250
Yes quads, fucking dyslexia.

>>732722182
LMAO Dumbass that's trips. You officially are an idiot

>>732722182
>can't tell the difference between 3 and 4

kys fagooooot

>>732717505
my father worked with a canadian serial killer who dressed up in womens clothes and strangled women

>>732722355
like i said

>>732722336

>>732717505
Distantly related to Otoya Yamaguchi.
https://youtu.be/e0hMXduFi64
>link very related

>>732722314
Drug Lord is the book. Yeah I've read it.

>>732722182
Trips you degenerate, but thanks for noticing.

>>732722137
Meh it's all good, one of my sisters git it too that's really the only thing that makes me mad about it these days. Most guys would kill to be with her though all my friends were always into her, I feel weird about it but it made us closer but awkward about some things lol.

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My uncle (dad's brother) suffered from an extreme case of paranoid schizophrenia. A couple years before I was born he murdered both my dad's parents during an exceptionally bad bout of it. I never knew what happened to my grandparents till I was about 15 when a cousin of mine told me. Asked my mom about it, and later another uncle and apparently his brain was telling him they were aliens in their skin or some shit like that.

He's still in a low security mental facility somewhere in michigan. My dad occasionally visited him so I'm guessing much of my family doesn't hate him. My grandfather was an abusive bastard and I heard that my uncle was fucked up real good from it and was never able to seek the proper help he needed. All around very sad for my family. My dad never spoke of it, and he was a blabbermouth so I imagine it pains him greatly.

Knew a woman who burned a dog alive in a cage, was a big news story in the area

>>732722518
For the fourth fucking time, dyslexic fag here. Fucking retard. Learn to read previous posts cretin.

My cousin was that 8 year old kid that murdered his dad

I am the guy who invented the Andy Sixx's log of shit meme.

>>732722518
You're talking to the poster who thanked you kindly for noticing. You fuck up on here and no one leaves you alone. Get used to it newfag.

>>732717505
I was raped by Bugs Bunny underneath the log flume at Six Flags.

He's a lot bigger in person, you know.

>>732722287
How much do you get per year? Is the money taken out of the bank accounts of the criminals?

>>732722336
That's not dyslexia, that's stupidity. Dyslexia is different then that it's scrambled numbers or letters which anyway is a different term technically with numbers

>>732722645
oh NOW you can count to 4 huh?

kys some more

>>732721741
Infamous, not kickass.

>>732722693
You're Andy Sixx???

>>732722645
Dyslexia doesn't affect counting faggot.
Do it with me: 1, 2, 3, oh, there wasn't a fourth.
Just admit you miscounted and move on, don't blame dyslexia.

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My Uncle played at a band that was booming in 2007 in binnland. I know, who cares right? still something

pic related

>>732717505
Great grandfather drug black people through the streets on horseback and knew Jesse James. But that's a long time ago and I've no way to prove such.

My roots begin with ceaser's family(roman empire)... Later, one of my grandfathers was in the war in 1916, for what i heard he had a touch for killing inocent people, specislly babies.... My other grandfather was a gun smuggler(from Portugal to spain)... My father kept the bussiness and moved to north Africa in the 50's.... He's clean now from the life....

>>732722671
Details?

>>732722838
No, dyslexia affects reading

ergo i took one glance and concluded four since there was 3 in a row which made it look like four

>>732722775
simple

>>732722838
probably underage. He should have just let it slide, but tried to defend it like facebook.

>>732722737
Yeah if they get popped eith any content with me some of their fine gets distributed among some of the victims. And if they were distributing it means their whole accounts get broken apart. When I was 18 I got a six figure sum It peaked after the deep Web became more popular and was about 50k a year

I'm chinese and am related by blood to attila the hun...but most of us are, so it's not so special

>>732722873
You know that Caesar isn't the family right ?

One of my friends is Best Friend's with the CEO of Zaxby's. They fly helicopters and shit, and Apparently the CEO eats at Popeyes Chicken all the time.

I was the guy who cancelled family guy.

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i'm a direct descendant of Robert E. Lee

>>732722926
He got in trouble at school and knew his dad was gonna come home and beat him (trashy town) so he grabbed the 22 that he would shoot gophers with and waited for his dad to come home. His dad's friend was with him so he shot him too when he tried to run away

>>732722567
Well, respect again. Awkwardness is part of life my friend regardless of the circunstances. I just hope that you are strong enough long-term to do some impressive things in life.

>>732723138
A lot of people don't know that.
He probably meant the family of Julius Caesar.

>>732723227
Can I shake your hand

Ive met Bush sr. and Barbara on six different occasions in public. Kinda weird but Barbara is really nice.

>>732723227
yeah well i'm the guy who axed Futurama

>>732722605

What year?

>>732723138
Yeah, just doing the reference, easier... At least that what has been told trough generations of my fam

>>732723353
Which time?

8554114445 call for 69cent .xyz

>>732723284
What happened to your cousin?

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>>732722775
>oh NOW you can count to 4 huh?
hahaahahahaha

I went fishing on the red river with Kris Allen before he was on American jdol because our dad's worked together

>>732723292
This, thanks anon

>>732723291
Well I'm published now and patented two pesticides and a chemical with potential uses on cluster headaches, basically LSD eith minimal psychoactive effects but it probably won't ever get into drug trials. I have to lecture but I have to get drunk do to that shit lol I'm not good with public speaking none of my family is.

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>>732722049
brothers in arms

>>732723475
Red River? I used to live in Shreveport

>>732722979
I should have, trying to explain shit to you is like trying to get you to talk to a human being irl

>>732723400
the last one

>>732723284
>>732723446
He's in jail. He actually turns 18 next year. I forget if he gets released or not

>>732719871
I am Ted Bundy's niece

>>732721328
>tfw attracted to thicc slutty mexican women who probably go out with guys related to the drug business
>tfw family and I are clean, so I don't get to meet many

Still highscool fag

Friend got arrested for attempted murder (was friends with Will) - http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2017/05/teen_shot_at_tuscaloosa_apartm.html
He's out on bail and I was talking to him on snapchat, probably going to jail but overall was a nice guy (if want more details reply)

Guy I went to summer camp and to school with (he was a few grades under me) was arrested on terrorist threats (threatened to shoot up the school) - http://wiat.com/2017/04/20/sipsey-valley-hs-student-charged-with-making-terrorist-threats/
Cont. of describing them?

>>732723610
Hell ya I live in vilonia right outside Conway now. Can't remember where exactly the red river was I wanna say it's near Heber springs. You can Google it either way. We used to stay at lindseys resort and eat at this Cajun restaurant right on the river.

>>732717505
I went to school with Mohammed Abdulaziz, the guy that shoots up the recruiter station in Chattanooga a couple years ago

>>732723718
Hold the phone
What

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>>732723718

>>732717505
There's an off chance my gf might be related to Eva braun

>>732723718
Whoa please go on

>>732723718
No way. A female on b?!? Tits for proof.

>>732718152
neat

I was good friends with a guy in high school whos in prison for a double homicide. Not really famous though.

My highschool pinciple got locked up on cp charges a few months ago

>>732723718
False.

Ted bundy doesn't have any siblings, therefore, no nieces or nephews.

>>732723560
Congrats Anon! Keep fighting the good fight

>>732724198
Shut up Dwight

>>732723718
I know who you are lol.

>>732717505
Friend in high school killed his parents with a hammer. Tyler Hadley

>>732724096
Killed his parents.

>>732723718
Should of known you'd be here.

My dad and I knows a rich Chinese-Filipino business tycoon..He owns a huge ass hotel chain.
One time he caught one employee stealing a flat screen TV. He ordered him to jump off a 50 story building. The dude literally piss his pants because there is no way in hell he's getting away with all the rich man's thugs surrounding the whole abandoned floor. Good thing my dad has a conscience and convinced him to not kill him outright. This rich Chinese tycoon has connections with the fucking triad.

That rich Tycoon died last year. Shot in the head inside his office.

I was responsible for the WWII

>>732723227
Lol
>>732723353
Piece of shit

>>732723357

sometime between 1990 and 1991

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>>732724198

Also, have not met the guy, but my fiancees dad was good friends with an Italian mobster. He's in jail for life on a number of charges

>>732724456
>WWII
>The

>>732717505

I've met the guy from the local police force who was Escobar's police liaison. He had a formal statement he had to deliver to him to let him know the investigation was going to lead to his arrest. He said Escobar was hospitable to him because he treated him with politeness and 'business to business'. This guy was like the HR rep #1 for the police force. Now he runs a farm in the countryside, he had a 'way too humble' vibe, you could tell he's seen some shit.

>>732724321
Michael Mandell, is that you?

>>732723718
bullshit

>>732724258
Oh do tell

The DC sniper was a neighbor. Decent guy. Quiet.

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>>732724402

>>732717505
>My great great grand father on my dad's side was a Rough Rider for teddy roosevelt.
>My dad met Nixon and sold limos to Trump and pop

I killed Kenny

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>>732717505
My grandfather sheltered Raul Castro in Mexico back in the 50's
He's a phone-call away so AMA...

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>>732718969
sounds like she deserved it if he hit her with a hammer

I'm Jeffery Dahmers dad

>>732724794
you bastard

>>732724321
You live in PSL? I almost went to that party but I don't live in nigsville.

>>732723058

You were doing well until you said this. That is not how child porn restitution works, see Paroline v. US.

gr8 b8 tho m8, i r8 8/8.

>>732717505
I share the same name as a man who murdered 6 people in a factory in Kentucky then offed himself. Imagine my surprise. My friends found out before I did.

>>732724840

I know it was his mother that fucked him up.

>>732722844
nuh uh really?

i love them. get me dope swag [email protected]

>>732724794

Should have made it a murder-suicide for posting this.

>>732721013
>started doing porn because her boyfriend was in the military

didn't know those two things were related

>>732723728
Where I grew up, your parent were either Cartel, LE, Lawyers, or Doctors, and many times they were interwind.

Money is money

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>>732721242
i think you want reddit.com/r/killyourself

faggot

>>732717505
My father. He's on Interpol. Wanted by IRS. Billionaire, took off, haven't seen him in years. Love you dad. :(

>>732721315
should've just acted like this was completely normal and happens all the time

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I knew pic related before he fungled all of those underaged gunks

My grandfather was the basted son of William Hitler. So my great great uncle was Adolph.

A teacher I had in highschool was just recently jailed for sexually assaulting a boy in New Hampshire.

>>732717505
my great-uncle was a guy named Charles Katz. He was a bookie and underworld hustler; family lore is he was in on a couple of killings. He has a US Supreme Court case in his name- he was convicted of illegal betting, and the Supreme Court threw his conviction out 7-1, because he was wiretapped without a warrant.

He later did some bad shit to his family. I think people like the idea of having a colorful character to talk about in, as a kind of conversation piece, but nobody who was close to him during his life has a lot of good things to say about him as a person.

>>732725548
hitler does having living descendants. but ur not one of them

>>732722287
Those are some nice looking orchids.

>>732723714
If you google it "8 year old kills his dad" there's a confession video. He tries to lie and say he was "putting him out of his misery"

>>732724840
I know your niece. Name starts with an S.

i knew this guy J who found out that there was a lady who lived on his street and sold illegal underage "content" to people and got busted for it

it made the local news

>>732725749
Well dummy I'm a relative not descendant. Plus William never accepted my grandfather formally only in a letter when he was 15 or so.

I'm related to Joe Walsh. not the singer/songwriter but the Republican politician. Check out his wiki page if you're really bored, hes done some sketchy politician stuff before.

>>732718208
You must be glad you didn't hooked up with him.

>>732723336
at what point does the Secret Service compile a dossier on shit like that and just taze you when they see you hanging around?

>>732725983
ur right, relative

and regardless, your story is already unravelling

my grandpa was a wealthy lawyer that used to defend criminals using nasty tactics

>>732725749
Hitler does NOT have living descendants because he never had children, dumbfuck. He does have living relatives from a cousin- they live on Long Island, two brothers who never married because they're weird fucks.

Close friend of mine tried to join ISIS. Does that count?

also my ninth grade business teacher was related to the general manager of commodore computers in 1991

>>732726068
Umm...does he still practice? Tax law by chance? Just in case my dad get nabbed again. They caught him once, not saying where, but the country let him out and he took off again. He's a slippery sonuvabitch.

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One day my mom invited some people from her church to have dinner at our home. Turns out one of them was an ex-police officer involved in Candelária Massacre (here in brazil, look it up) who never got arrested, but was seeking for god's redemption.

I'm related to one of the head developers of pacman for Atari
Met him at a family reunion

>>732726062
see >>732726165 in which i acknowledged my mistake. cuck

>>732724687
Did you know his wife?

I went to a Catholic School where the head priest ended up going to prison years later for molesting children.

>>732726298
nah he died in 2003 or 2004.
my dad got part of the money but since he had like 10 children with other posterior wives he didn't get that much

>>732726451
That's like every Catholic priest tho.

>>732726564
Kek

>>732722844
Shit me not my dude, I went to their concert in Stockholm right after their Eurovision victory. It was my first and only concert I've ever been to, I was 10.

>>732718506
Good point, bill burr

>>732717505
Spicfag here so sorry for bad engrish
>Both parents are teachers
>Usually a shitton of teachers by my house
>Weird looking guy in my house, math teacher.
>Weird looking guy ended shooting a school killing his boss (the principal), his own daughter and shoot himself in the mouth. Using a 9mm.
>Somehow didn't kill himself
>Nice long 15 years nap ATM

My elementary music teacher shot his wife in the face while she was playing the piano at church. I was in 11th grade I think. Greg Eldred was his name. For a town of 1500 people, it shook the town pretty good. Supposedly she turned him in for cp and he got his revenge.

>>732717505
Had a math teacher in 8th grade who was friends with both of the columbine shooters, had a psychology class with them which I always found pretty funny. She was pretty young and not bad looking either from what I remember.

I've known a lot of murderers for some reason. The woman in NC that got her bf to kill her husband, a rich dude in FL that drove drunk and killed a college kid, a doctor that killed his wife and two kids...there's something about certain social circles. The very poor have their drugs, the very rich do too, and they rarely handle it any better.

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>>732717505


u better not answer to this thread, faggots.

they wanna expand their network of corruption and u faggits fall for it ....

Jared Kushner's (Ivanka Trump's husband) parents and my parents are cousins.

>>732727443
Talking about the one right here in Henderson?

>>732727486
Donald is ivanka's husband. Ger is the boy that sad wanks in the corner.

>>732721013
Used to run into Jasmine at NAMM all the time. She always acted like a stuck up cunt. When she escorted her rep was shit, like you can't touch me here, don't look me in the eyes, etc..

My girlfriend's mom's friend is pretty tight with Kenny Chesney since she used to be a roadie for him. She meet him a few times and said he was cool.

Also gfs cousin is a bmx racer prodigy and she was friends with Emily Keys' family. She was homeschooled as a result.

>>732727725
me too, my ex was a coffin girl.

>>732727622
No, that's been fairly recent though right? Damn, Henderson is trying to catch up with Kinston.