They say, "Practice makes perfect", but they also say, "Nobody's perfect". So if nobody's perfect, why practice?
I practice succ
do I need to get out the belt?
Meow
>>732709811
yes
>>732710474
how about chains
>>732711067
I got dick
>>732711139
got butt
>>732711434
Let's combine them!
>>732711527
>>732711737
How much cum can your butt hold?
>>732710297
>>732710297
>the individual as a whole is recognized as imperfect, while being capable of performing or achieving perfection in specific tasks and creations.
>>732710562
Fag.
>>732710515
MEOW.
>>732711476
Hey League.
>>732712809
Depends on the deposit, but I would say a decent amount
wowie
>>732713270
;3
>>732713270
hey snarf how's it going?
>>732713295
Are you going to be a good boy and lick it up when it leaks out?
>>732713373
Get naked.
>>732713377
About to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
>>732713270
i dont mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
>>732713295
If you're just talking rectum and sigmoid colon, I'd say about a liter, maybe a bit more.
>>732713567
oh nice, I would love to see it but I can't.
>>732713645
you're about to get dicked.
Fucking movie place up the price for popcorn
And half the size
Jew ass Mormons
>>732713567
C-c-cmon, please~
>>732713645
Tell Luc to take you.
>>732713406
I wouldn't want to leak though
>>732713634
You learn something new everyday
>>732713729
I have to wait til I get home to strip.
>>732713685
well unless your my boyfriend who is in the room with me I'm not
>>732713719
What about Mormons?
>>732713760
I don't like theaters.
>>732713828
HEY
>>732713776
Oh, you want to keep all that yummy cum inside you? How about I stuff a plug in you afterwards?
>>732713988
Yes, do you need something?
>>732713849
Tell him to be dicked
>>732714077
just wanted to say hi
>>732710297
because practice is the perfect thing to do daddy. Not stick your rock hard cock in my boi pussy
>>732714244
ur so homo gay
>>732714244
>>732714244
Taunting me? Gee, im a virgin, glad you reminded me.
>>732714540
berky bitties
>>732714557
hwat
nibi stop trolling the new guy
>>732714662
>"Oh dont worry, you will have a bf or gf in a year or two!"
>5 years later...
>new
>>732714145
but he is the one that dicks me.
new as fuck lol
ok
>>732715013
oh well then he's being lazy
>>732715446
he just doesn't like things in his butt.
>>732714938
my god has it really been that long?
>>732715577
2012 was 5 years ago
>>732715765
nah nah I started posting in 2013 though, well under a moniker anyway
>>732715548
his loss on that part
>>732715894
eh, well it works since I prefer taking for the most part.
>>732715892
Whatever, idiot. Ive been here longer and ill be here long after you're gone.
>>732716135
oh
okay
well that image you posted is cute, carry on I guess
>>732716071
oh well that's good then, balance things out
>>732712809
> a buttload
thoughts on fingering
>>732720558
Good for loosening a tight hole before fucking.
>>732716135
and yet you're still a newfag
pro bickering
>>732720656
fingers can be rough
>>732720869
That's why you lube them up first
i want to finger you dom
are you stoked for patch 3.0 for PoE?
>>732720461
Comedy Gold.
Another aspect on the list of things people will never let me do to them.
maybe if you werent such an unlikable cunt, people would want to do these things to you
>>732720558
plug or small toy is better for loosening up
fingers are too rigid
Fine by me, ill just keep avoiding people then.
>>732720965
i gotta put some coconut oil on my hands RIGHT NOW
>>732720980
groß
not stoked, will play it though
>>732721084
i'd pay to watch you do live poetry
>>732721508
agree
>>732722119
We've still yet to try it.
>>732722119
Let me guess, some kind of inside joke at my expense?
>>732722119
really?
have you been keeping in touch with what theyre doing?
>>732722272
oil only works in the hot months. in winter it congeals
>>732722312
sounds like a guy that i heard at an ADULT. show
wearing the shirt i got at that show now in f?ct
>>732722338
not really
>>732722747
Well lucky us, its summer coming up.
>>732722747
What?
>>732722747
well
theyre updating the minimap
theyre reworking labyrinths a little bit
changing double-dipping
and im sure a lot else that ive forgotten but those are the three that stand up the most so far
kek
>>732722813
i'm already amidst the thralls.
>>732722860
a concert, that i went to. had a dude in a trenchcoat with a smoke machine, said moody stuff like that
>>732722930
minimap update itself might win me over for months
>>732722119
Also fingers are gross, and fingernails