What do you do if your gf tell you she's going to suicide

>>732708325
do it feggit

Don't negotiate with terrorists. Just use the classic line,

"It's just not working out between us. I'm sorry. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors".

NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH THIS TYPE OF THREAT

>>732708325
break up

>>732708325
You break up. What she's doing is abusive.

If she kills herself, that's not your fault and her blood isn't on your hands. But she won't kill herself -- she's just lying to try and manipulate you.

It's true. That's very abusive and you have to stop dragging along with it. Show that you are a man and just walk away while you still have dignity.

>>732708325
OP here
Not my case, ex had already told this to me, but i'm asking what if it's sure she gonna do it (sorry for not specifying it )

>>732708325
Call her a cunt for trying to blackmail you into staying in the relationship.

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>>732708325
tell her to woman up and stop being a fucking baby. If she honestly ends up killing herself than I don't even know how I could have misjudged such a weak and cowardly individual for someone I can trust and rely on as a partner.

I fucking hate that this world has turned to shit with all the whiny feminists and globalist cucks. tfw you can't even raid a settlement for resources without becoming a fucking worldwide criminal.

>>732708325
Go ahead bitch, I'll see you in the funeral.

if you're stupid enough to believe her but truly want out the n baker act her. she'll be under care for 72 hours then you can escape

>>732708532
/thread

>>732708325
fuck her to death and do the job for her.

>>732708649

This. Straight-up abuse, that's what it is. Get her into some kind of envirmonment in which she can't do anything rash, let her down, and then let her be someone else's problem.

She probably won't actually try to off herself, but every now and then, this personality type will go all "I'll show you!" and actually do it.

>>732708325
"All life is meaningless. You just add to the body count.... bitch."

>>732708325
Stay with her. She's probably the only girl you'll be able to get once everyone finds out that you don't know the difference between the words break and brake.

>>732709445
True, middle age was the best time to live, no pussyfags at this time of history

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>>732708325
Do a 360 and walk away

>>732710136
lel

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>>732708325
down the street

not across the road

I faked every orgasim by spitting on your back

>>732709086
simple: make her WANT to leave you.

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>>732708325
Tell her to stream it for the /b/ros.

>>732708649
/thread, been in the same boat anon. jump off that sinking ship and get to a raft before youre drowning and it gets worse

>>732709947
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>732710308
yis

Girl I dated did this when I tried to break up with her at 18.

I stayed for 9 more years. Don't make the same mistake as me anons

>>732708325
Break up or no balls.

>>732710557
Jesus. How did it finally end?

>>732708325
Get back together with her and become slowly super needy call her all the time and really if you can let her see you cry once it's over and bonus you will look like a sensitive fag to her friends which works well on some

>>732710557
Tell us more? Sounds like quite the experience

>>732708325
Other people are weighing in about how this is abusive and they're all correct.

I'mma give you some other food for thought. I've attempted suicide twice, and on both occasions I don't recall telling people I was going to try. You don't give people advance notice, you just fucking do it.

If you break up, and she actually does kill herself, which seems very doubtful, then she was already dead. She was already going to try once the right trigger was there, and the fact it was you is meaningless - you haven't actually changed the outcome. She's still fucking dead.

break up on the spot if a bitch is that manipulative i aint having it

>>732708325
Fuck this show. Can't wait for the backlash they get when a bunch of emotional teenage faggots turn the whole tapes thing into a fad and start offing themselves. Also can't wait for season two, now that they're done glorifying suicide and blaming your problems on other people, they get to glorify school shootings.

>>732708325
Break up. Dumb bitch wants to kill herself, fuckin do it. Shouldn't even been with a crazy bitch to begin with.

>>732708325
Respect her wishes and allow her the honor of dying on her own terms.

>>732710806
I knew a guy who was like that he'd tell his girlfriend he'd kill himself if they broke up and down the road it fucked his life up and hers and he ended up getting slapped with a restraining order

>>732710650
>>732710736

Me three. Tell the story, anon. I was with a crazy bitch for a while too.

>>732708325
She won't do it OP. No one who threatens that EVER delivers.
On the off chance she does end up offing her sorry self, that means she was seriously mentally ill and there would be nothing you could do to stop her anyway.

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>>732708325
Film it.

>>732710792
/thread

If she actually intended to do it, you'd only know because you found out she went through with it.

Be sure to remind her that if she doesn't angle it properly she'll end up like a life long veggie

>>732710650
>>732710736
>>732711003
I'll greentext it

>she had cheated with her ex bf from high school
>I found out and said I was bailing
>"anon if you leave I'll kill myself" etc
>I stay because naiive 18 yr old, plus she was a solid 8.5
>she proceeds to have several multiple-month affairs with assorted dudes over 9 years
>all our friends know, no one tells me
>one night after "partying with the girls" she passes out at home with her phone open
>on the screen is her texting with guy about how they had just fucked
>The next day I tell her I'm leaving for real this time
>Moved out for a month, and she calls
>she begs to come home
cont

>>732708325
You tell her to get help and you break up. It's not helpful for either of you to stay in a relationship under those terms.

>>732711856
>I reluctantly give her another chance
>First night back together
>She says she is going out drinking with the girls
>I pass out
>Shes not there when I wake up
>Stumbles in at 2pm looking ragged as fuck
>wherethefuckwereyou.gif
>She straight up says she was out fucking her high school ex bf
>same guy from start of the story
>but 9 years later
>Apparently it had been ongoing for a while
>I am a rage
>WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO MOVE BACK
>She just shrugs
>I leave forever
>She is now engaged to high school bf

>>732712288
I'm so sorry, mate. Really, I am. That sounds like a rough ride.

>>732708325
Supply her with a method.

>>732712288
Final bit of the story is I found out they were officially dating BEFORE she asked me back... It was some kind of a twisted prank or something I guess.

However, I fucked the shit out of her right before she had gone out that last evening... So technically she cheated on him with me in the end. Therefore I can tell the story with a smile.

>>732708325
put her on /b/

Two ways to deal with this shit:

>Beta: Make her break up with you.

>Alpha: 'So, you'd die for mie... hmmm, the posibillities - I am now a pimp.'

>>732711856
>>732712288
but, like, are you retarded?

I get the whole "everyone knew but me" part, I've been there

But taking her back at all? 9 fucking years? Taking her back a second time?


I don't even have words for a creative tear down here, you're just insane or functionally retarded. What could you have possibly thought would come from it?

>>732712624
Buuut, second time around always works out better!

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>>732708325
Slow down the car anyway

>>732712402
Thanks brotha

I am dating someone hotter and younger (and faithful) now. And I started a successful business largely to prove her wrong in all the times she called me useless. And her fiancee works the till at a thrift store.

Things have a way of working out.

>>732712624
>What could you have possibly thought would come from it

A happy life together. I really loved her. I get that it was foolhardy now, but hindsight is 20/20 my dude.

>>732712851
Quite the conclusion, sounds like you definitely deserved a happy ending.

>>732708325
Tell her parents. Then do this>>732708532

>>732713022
bruh, a happy life how? She was fucking other people. You were the only one who valued whatever it was you had. Or, rather, you were deluded because obviously you had nothing because she thought nothing of you.

A happy life with a woman who happily fucks other men is literally cucking.

>>732712546
>technically she cheated on him with me in the end
keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.
you just wasted the prime of your life on that cunt

>>732708325
Do you think I had have any gfs?
And future?

>>732712851
/b/ should fight for guys like you, and destroy bitchies like her

>>732708325
Already happened.
She would do it.
Faggot

>>732708325
how many suicides does it take for gutless faggots to realize the thoughts and words of others aren't worth the cheap smartphone they're posted from?

if becky kills herself, it isn't chad's fault.
fuck the both of em.
7.5 billion more where they came from.

do it let her self esteem drop, then take it back and she'll do whatever

as everyone is so keen to say, its her body, its her choice. figure it should apply here.

Ok, guys, here's the question:
>assume to be in a situation similar to OP's.
>instead of giving a fuck, call the cops
>tell them what's going on

the question is: would I be charged for anything? Can it be proven I did anything against the law in this case?
Can the cops order me not to break up or anything alike?

>>732713149
Thanks man, yeah redemption is dope.

>>732713284
>bruh, a happy life how? She was fucking other people.

As I said, I left the moment I found out. The affairs came out after.

Also I cucked the original guy in the end so I call it a draw.

>>732713284
I was a fat autist when we met, but being with a hot girl eventually gave me the confidence to be a /fit/ chad. I would have been painfully single in my 20s had I not been with her. Now at 29 I am banging all her friends.

Just saying that not everyone's prime is in their early 20s.

>>732714030
this guy knows.
let her smash face first into rock bottom.
then fuck her mom in the booty and make her suck her mom's shit off your dick.
then fuck her in the vagina and give her a horrible shit-related infection.

she'll come back.

knock her up.
wait 4 months, then hit her in the gut with one of those spring-loaded boxing gloves.

if, after the fetus splatters on the floor between her feet, she still wants you, she's yours forever to do far worse with.

>>732714176
No, you will not be charged for anything if you go to the police. It would also be wise if--after going to the cops-- you talked to one of her trusted family members and see what they have to say; sometimes they don't even know there is anything wrong.

I enjoy gambling.

>>732714440
ignore this homosexual.
let her die, then send a bouquet of whoopie cushions to her funeral.

You guys are just being edgy shitlords, saying it wouldn't affect you if someone actually did this.

It WOULD eat you up inside. And if you contradict me, you're a twelve year old. I used to be edgy like that too. But grow the fuck up, and fuck right off.

>>732714440
hmm
and if I didn't?
am I anyhow responsible for her death if I'm the only person who knows and the only reason she claims responsible for her suicide?

Call the police. They'll place her under hospital supervision so she can get the treatment she needs, then you can continue about your life.

>>732714567
fuck that. they are the dipshit that decides to take a permanent measure to a temporary problem. 7+ billion people on this planet, let the shitty ones go

>>732708325
brake up then who tf. why should you care if shes dead

>>732714682
no. it's her choice. thats the end of it

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>>732708325
set her up with someone else.

>>732714567
this guy's right about eating up inside. My ex actually attempted suicide and I just cold stared her, with her veins open, and went to some party with a new fwb
I was pretty shocked to see the rope she tried to hung herself with

>>732714811
do you actually know the legal situation though? or are you just guessing?

>>732714772
You obviously have had a very cushy life. Try livin on the streets, tell me that's a temporary problem you commie fuck.

>>732708325
Tell her that flapping puss will be good enough for a black guy and give her addressesome of prisons and welfare offices and wish her luck. Just don't be a jerk.

>>732710209
that can be risky as things can go from "i will kill myself to" "ok now im going to ruin your life" then you got her telling people you raped her and shit

>>732714935
legally, you didn't pull the trigger/cut her/ hang her there/ etc. she did. She killed herself. She broke the law, but they cant charge her (obviously)

>>732714942
get a job you useless fuck.

>>732708325
Take her to the police station and tell them that you broke up with her and she threatened suicide. They'll take her to the hospital and get her the help she needs. Likely just an attention whore, but why take the chance?

>>732714682
Most countries have laws making you responsible if you knew and did not warn - and even though they are normally not used there is still the law of the street.

If you dump the shit out of her and she insists, call her best friend, or sister or fucking 911, explain the situation and say 'I wash my hands'. And thus you should be clear both in the eyes of the law and her friends.

>>732708325
Tell her to make sure she Livestream it

>>732708649
100% agree only logical path in this situation OP

>>732715162
You do realize you're on 4chan right, faggot? The odds of you having a job or a life are abysmally small.

>>732715231
oh, is this some magic spell? What if i instead say "wash my hands, i do"

>>732715106
yet still, there is all this shit like manslaughter, where somebody dies because of your actions (or lack of them). You are charged for it, no?
likewise, you are obliged to attempt first aid on any accident victims, it's illegal not to.

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>>732708325
Tell her, "Hasta la vista, baby."

>>732715405
shut up, Yoda

>>732708325
break up yo

>>732715454
where do you get your facts bud? there's the good samaritan laws so you dont get in trouble if you do help and dont succeed, but i have no obligation to help some random person

>>732715405
Whatever.

'She has threathened me with suicide. I will not be held hostage, but I did love her once. Please take care of her until you are certain that she feels better and is in controll of herself. I declare myself incapable of being responsible for another human being as this is very traumatic to me and I self identify as a faggot.'

Or "I wash my hands of this blood. Go hate on the jews."

>>732715702
well, at least in poland you do

>>732714978
Nice.

>>732708325
break up anyways

>>732715981
then fuck poland.

>>732708325
Contact the authorizes and get her committed to a hospital to get treatment. Either she is lying and the experience will scare her into never doing it again or she will get the treatment she needs. Either way it's a win/win for you.

>>732716231
nah, poland's cool

>>732708325

two words. run nigga.

>>732716239
I actually legit attempted after this exact scenario happened to me. I've never been the same since getting stuck in the looney bin. That place is craaaaaaaazy.

>>732716648
some good greentext perhaps?

>>732708325
accelerate

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>>732708325
Speaking from experience, leave even faster. Last thing I need is to be trapped with a fragile, unstable attention seeking bitch.

>>732716762
>orderly puts it in my butt
>all the time
>i grow to like it cuz i'm a faggot.

>>732714942
whoa. we got us a street tough here, fellas.
back up, lest he contaminate you with his body odor and sense of entitlement.

hope you get raped and murdered in an alley, faggot.

>>732708532
>>732708649

>This
But to answer your question, OP. The first thing you do is tell her family that she has threatened to hurt herself, and you fear for her safety. Present what she has told you as FACT. Do not embellish. Do not exaggerate.

Do not isolate your ex from her friends by telling them of her suicide threats. In the event she is having suicidal thoughts, she'll need her social network of friends and family nearby.

The reason that this is important is that it lets you walk away, having done the responsible thing, in the event that she is serious. And, in the event that she is serious, you need to be as far away from the Minimal Safe Blast Zone as possible.

>>732714942
How is the internet connection "on the streets" these days? xpensive much?

>>732714772
Tbh this fag is speaking like a fag that hasn't dealt with mental illness. If you can say that killing yourself is a dipshit move then clearly you don't get it. I've struggled with suicidal thoughts and I have a great job and loving family. How fucked up is that? I don't get it, but it's there. It's a problem with my brain bruh- your inability to relate doesn't make me a shitty person.

Take your high school candy ass back to your uncle that you beg to fuck you but wont because you're too damn ugly to go anywhere but 4chan.

>>732716762

Not the guy you were responding to, but I've been committed a few times for psychotic breaks, manic episodes, etc, and it's not as bad as it sounds;

>one girl was convinced she was the sun in human form, and as such, had no shame, no fear, and didn't care about really anything except her boyfriend, Jesus Christ, who walked around the building waiting for her to come out. She was also convinced that she was pregnant, but didn't want her sun baby to burn her (?) so she had to be kept on strict watch or she'd drink so much water it would make her sick.

>Another girl was about 16, but had the mental capacity of a 5 year old. She had a disorder that made her ravenously hungry 24 hours a day, and that made it impossible to give her anything bite-sized. No pens, no crayons, no paper, she'd even squirrel away banana peels in her room to eat at night. When they took those away, she started eating her own shit.

>A woman renamed herself Grace, which meant she was the actual living embodiment of grace, according to her. She was convinced that I was the returned Jesus, and that God was a 7 foot tall black bodybuilder, and some day, he'd show up and take her away.

>A guy was kept in the lock-room for 3 days because everyone was dragons. He had been picked up on main street, naked, swinging a branch around screaming about how his friend just got eaten by a dragon, and he was fighting it off.

>My roommate the last time I was in was totally sane, except he walked in on his girlfriend of 7 years, the woman he got clean with, sucking off a drug dealer and his 2 buds so they'd give her drugs. Their 4 month old child was in the room with them. He tried to kill himself by ODing, told the emergency room staff that if he left, he was going to try again, and they locked him up.

>>732716345
nah I'm with him. Fuck poland. I'm not gonna traumatize my fellow man by forcing him to try his best to resuscitate my ass in some fucked up situation. What kind of fucked up law is that? Do you all live in the same houses and fuck each others' wives you communist piece of shit?

Sacrifice her to the dark lord chin chin

>>732712288
Are you rich?

>>732717472
so did the first girl walked naked, since she was shameless?

Also, did the last guy got better?

>>732708325
buy her a gun

Tell her to do it. It's always just a cry for attention and they never really go trough with it. I broke up with a needy lying cunt about a year ago and she swallowed a bunch of pills. Couldn't care less. She went to the hospital and fucked with me for a while afterwards like "we were supposed to get married" kind of shit and I just blocked her in everything and told her if she called me again I'd call the police. So yeah if you don't want to be with her don't let her force you. It's your life. Fuck everyone trying to stand in your way.

>>732708325
just dump her also
>that imagine
that show is garbage

>>732717622
well, if it's dangerous or sth, you are not obligued to help. So the only thing you really have to do is to stay there until the cops come, also to call them in the first place probably.

Also, we sometimes fuck each other's wives. I did at least.

>>732717622
this
>be me
>someone starts shooting randomly
>now I'm LEGALLY REQUIRED? to give first aid on the spot

>>732717830
No, and in fact she paid to put me through school.

>>732718189
you are pretty retarded

>>732717956

They made her wear clothes.

And I actually saw him recently, he was gacked out of his fucking mind, so... yes?

Another:

There was a woman, probably mid-to-late 50s, who wouldn't talk to anyone if there was more than 2 people around. If you were alone with her, she'd open up, but the second another person walked by or said something, she'd clam up. She had been ritualistically abused by her "boyfriend" (see: pimp) for like 30 years. She had several children he gave away, while filling her with enough heroin to forget about it. She asked me to contact one of her kids when I got out, which I did. One of her sons (I think? She just kept saying "find ____, you need to find him! find ____!") replied and said that no one had heard from her in years.

>>732708325
Who cares. Probably best that the cunt dies anyway.

>>732708534
yup. if she says it, she wont (my data is 20 years old)

but still try to be a good guy?

>>732718100
see
>>732714857

>>732718576
>replied and said that no one had heard from her in years.
woah.
so have you contacted them?

>>732708325
call her parents or family, tell them you broke up and shes not your problem anymore, and that she threatened to kill herself.
at that point its not your problem.
or call the cops and get her a 51/50

>>732718996

I let them know where she was and I called the loony bin she was at to let her know, but it's SOP to not tell anyone, regardless of relationship with them, whether or not someone is committed there. The response was "There's no one here by that name, but if she was, she'd get told the info."

>Another woman, Pakistani I believe, had tried to throw herself off a bridge near where the loony bin was, got picked up before she could make it to the edge, and was committed. The day she was released she told me and two other people that she was going directly back to the bridge to do it again. When we made mention of her intentions to the staff, she denied it, so they released her. She had 3 kids, and several family members relying on her income to survive. I don't even know if they knew she was in there.

>>732710209
Now this has potential.
Just... just don't take the "advice" to the extreme, fidget spinners and autism winners, don't rape for a meme.

>>732708325
call her bluff

>>732712554
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

>>732719545
heh, it reminds me of that one time I was visiting my ex in such a place. The patients thought I am a new patient for some reason. A couple of them insisted on introducing themselves.

>>732708325
>if you brake up ?
>brake
Just take your foot off the gas and coast to a stop instead. Use your horn/flashers if you need to.

>>732708325
I want a girl like that. Someone who would kill herself for me. But no, I get the shit ones who fuck and leave me.
Fuck you OP, you ungrateful cunt

>>732720166
Checked and kek'd

>>732709323
That's not blackmail. That's more on the side of extortion.

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>>732710308
>filename

>>732708325
I'll send flowers to the funeral.

Welcome to your tape anons

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>>732720410
lol I'm glad someone noticed

"dead without you" is the most classic act that abusive partners are known to use.

Had this predicament. She ended up swallowing a 30 pills of amphetamines. Didn't die but at least it did me the favor of a miscarriage. dodged two bullets OP, a crazy bitch and a baby at 17. I'm an insensitive person, no real consequence for me.

>>732720015

The exact same thing happened to my girlfriend! She was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, got buzzed in and signed in, there was a shift change, and when she tried to leave, realized she left her purse with her wallet in it in the car. It was fixed quick enough, but the look of fear in her eyes at the idea of being forced to stay there for any length of time was adorable.

>>732721062

>I'm an insensitive person, no real consequence for me.

That's the real world, unfortunately. Acknowledging the weakness in another person doesn't make you insensitive, and not responding to emotional terrorism shouldn't warrant consequences.

Also, fuck having kids.

>>732721062
damn bro, know the feeling.
lucked out of the 2 worst mistakes at the same time

>>732721275
Mmm not insensitive in that context, but really that's who I am.

Yeah, fuck having kids, thank God she tried to OD lol. I did her a service by calling her an ambulance since she gave me the news at work.

Long story short, if you give someone good dick, they get crazy over you.

>>732721114
kek

have you also had so many zombies around? walking very slowly, with lack of life in their eyes...

>>732708325
demand fantasies fulfilled, dump anyways

>>732709947
The fuck?

>>732708325
I'd break up and fuck her dead body

>>732708325
>threaten to kill yourself if she does
>break up with her anyways
>???
>PROFIT

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>>732708325
"Oh Well"

>>732708325
I've been in this situation and it sucked. Ended up being with her for like another 2 months until she was a stable human. Fucked me up probably.

>>732723296
What's important is that she's alive, stop being selfish.

>>732708325
marriage