My swat brother got shot in the neck and now he is in coma, what

You should've knocked

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>>732708206

>>732708124
"Officer down! I repeat officer DOWN!

My shot brother got swat in the coma and now he is in neck, what should he say to I before him dies?

>>732708124
Passa a bubba pro meu nome

>>732708124
"don't worry bro, the nigger's dead, you can die in peace"

"Mission Failed! We'll get 'em next time!"

>>732708124
how does a gunshot to the neck induce a coma?

Been an honor serving with you. o7

>>732708767
racism, a-hilk a-hilk

>>732708124
"You've been shot in the neck. You're going to die."

>>732708124
Say "Glorp glorp, peas in a pork, you are dead, but snork's a dork."

>>732708124
My guess is he probably would have had an easier time not getting shot if he wasn't a fatty. Should have told him to lose weight. Is too late. Also to take the fucking can off his barrel.

Respawning in 3.. 2..

>>732708206
Fpbp

>>732708124
"OP is always a faggot"

>>732708623
Mc Maromba?

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>>732708124
nice airsoft kit fag, literally nothing on the picture is real issue

>>732708124
How did airsoft cause a coma?

>>732708124
RIP Kevin Smith

"Can I have you stuff?"

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>>732708124
Say your grieving... LOL Fuck You Both!

>>732708589
chacha real smooth

dibs on your fleshlights, butt plugs, and 50 gallon drum of anal lube.

>>732708124
"Can I have your xbox?"

It doesn't matter because he ain't there no more you sorry ass retard

>>732708124

Should have ducked

>>732708124
"Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

>>732708124
You should have coached little league.

>>732708124
i believe OP. i bet his brother did get shot in the neck....
with an airsoft gun, i bet it stung for a little bit, and now he's fine.
because that is definitely an airsoft gun he's holding.

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Skate fast eat ass my guy lol

>>732709615
Charlie Brown

Actually, the guy in the picture is a brazilian Youtuber called IzzyNobre.

Whisper it's free real estate

>>732708124
you should tell that tubby gordon freeman/kevin smith spawn that since he's paralyzed, his wife has already taken to screwing random knee grows from craigslist.
then, when he wakes? you should laugh and tell him you were only joking. once he seems relieved, tell him she's actually screwing mexicans and flee the room laughing.

>>732708124
Shouldn't have spawn peeked, Jager

"MAMA MIA, PAPA PIA, BABY GOT THE DIAAAARRHEEEEEAAAA!!!
YOU'RE A FAGGOT!!! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

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His Wife - Rebecca Kinsley, 21, canadian

>>732708124
Tell him: "if it all works out, I'll see you on the other side."
Then hope

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>>732708124
tell him you've always loved pigs in a blanket

Why are you asking this on 4chan?

>>732710942
White Negro Saxon Catholic

see you space cowboy

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>>732714110

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>>732708124
>>732708124

should have ducked nigger

>>732708124
L2P noob
Or
SQUEAL PIGGY!! SQUEAL!!

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>>732715910
around cum-skins, protect your booty hole. They faggots.

>>732708124
I'd whisper in his ear and say, "I'm fucking your wife"

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>>732709173

>>732715834
Is she royalty?

>>732708124
Swat doesn't use M4

We are just bastard anyway. Don't worry I'll be fucking your wife. ACAB FTP

>>732708124

Git gud

>>732708124
"I fucked ted"

>>732716927
that's not an m4...

>>732708840
It doesnt he would havr been put into one by doctors. Thats even if this shit is true.

tell him to buy kevlar + armor

>>732716927
this nigga...your first time seeing an smg?

>>732716927
Swat teams typically use mp5's, they're small so they're good for CQB and shoot 9mm.

>>732714110
She's also gonna be single :D

>>732717559
she already cucks the hell out of him, so it's the same thing

>>732714220
Damn, I'd love to be in a relationship with her where she almost never talks about her veggie husband. I'd satisfy every single one of her needs :D

>>732717639
>cucks
Take it to r/the_donald, take it to /pol/. Decent people just call that 'being a whore.'

>>732717545
how do mp5's compare to mp4's?

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she's bisexual and very exibicionist