I just woke up from a coma a few days ago.. I had been unconscious

Are you mad trump won?

>>732694292

Gonna start wearing a helmet if you ride again?

Are those staples?

>>732694292
Sounds like you deserved it for going 75

What will you do after all those lost years? WIll you seek job, normal life and affection? Also, what brought you to write on 4chan, and not on any other website in the world?

What will you do when you leave the hospital?

>>732694292
If this is true then i hope your okay

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>>732694292
>did not know his name
>but remembers /b/
>mfw

>>732694292
How did the driver of the Durango run away on the highway?

How's your bike?

>>732694292
I 1/3rd feel you.

>>732694797
>lost years
6 months he said

>>732694292
If this is real, can you make some kind of fund so we can donate money to you?

What made you think of /b/ after all that? Honestly, how can /b/ be the only thing left in your brain?

>>732694961
Counts as 0.5 years. Come on now, have mercy.

>>732694991
/B is in our hearts

>>732694292
On the off chance this isn't bullshit, welcome back to reality mother fucker

>>732694292
Post timestamp with scars.

This is why we can't have universal healthcare.

Dipshits like these go 75 on a bike and hike up the costs for everyone else.

>>732695148
Seconding

>>732694292
>white durango suv
Did you have him killed?
If not, would you like to?

>>732694846
>)
kekked so hard

>>732694793
what a fag

>>732694292
Are you more of a Phillip Tandy Miller or a Phillip Stacy Miller?

>>732694292
what's your iq now
>inb4 hamburger

>>732694292
Fuck any bitches recently?

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>wakes up form coma
>thinks it's 1947
>goes to /b/
>shitposts
>Realizes he's actually from /pol/
>mfw

>>732694292
you just had a hair transplant, thats all, and you used the outdated strip method, you got ripped off, you'll have a scar for life

>>732694292
Does your dick still work?
(asking the important questions)

>>732694292
you shouldve used the conditioner before the shampoo

>>732694292
Did you dream ?

>>732694292
Pics or fuck off.

Are you ok now?

>>732694991
Charged up my phone turned it on and seen the 4chan app and slowly glorious memories starting coming back

>OP went back into a coma and will never respond

>>732696051
It still works, yes

>>732694292
FAKE AND GAY

LURK MOAR NEWFAG

>>/c/1990691

Any plans on hunting the fucker who left you to die?

>>732694658


SERIOUSLY 75 MPH on a motorcycle without a helmet. Was it raining too?

>>>/c/1990691

>>732694852
Hit and run

>>732694846
First thought I had scrolling past this kek

>>732694292
Timestamp or it's bullshit

>>732696348
I'm just glad I'm alive

What are you going to do now? Did you lose your job? Do you have skills to get a new one? Any irreparable damage done? How are you feeling about life right now?

>>732694961
He has to recover as well

>>732694292
do you really think Trump won and all this shit is real?

you died bro

>>732694797
I would like to start over again. I found an app of 4chan on my phone when I woke up

>>732696623
Yeah, I spent two months in a bed and the atrophy alone had me collapsing into a sweaty mess after walking a block; this guy also has to deal with all of the trauma and brain injury.

>>732696599
Glad to be alive. I used to do web development and make websites. Will probably take some classes and brush up on things

>>732697006
Do you have any disabilities now? Hows rhe hair/ scar looking?

>>732694292
still think bikes are cool?

>>732694961
faggot he was in come since 1847

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>>732695193

>>732694292
were you wearing a helmet? body armor?

Your the reason trump won you should have died you fucked cunt you should burn in a ditch like your bike

>>732694292
did you crap your pants?

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>>732697983

You must be really cool speeding on a bike at 75.

Your bitch ass should probably try using your head during the rest of your new life haha

>>732697006
literally nothing has changed. everyone still makes the exact same looking responsive site made up of squares.

>>732694292

Do a jump next time too, or one of those tricks were you stand on the seat and juggle or something.

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>timestamp?

>>732694292
Post your dick

>>732698302
Thanks.

>>732698341
Good to hear that Lol.

>>732697794
I still have difficulty walking and simple movements but the surgeon and doctor said therapy will be needed

>>732694292
I don't have the image at hand, but
>2045
>You were in a coma for 100 years
>Oh boy I can't wait to see my favourite fuhrer

>>732694292
If you had the worst brain injury how can you write?

>>732699054
you are seriously fucking lucky. not being a dick - but curious what helmet / body armor you were wearing.

I met a kid who got clipped by a SUB - lost all his teeth on one side of his face

met a kid straight from neuro - he had a brain injury and liked different foods now. he used to fucking hate pears, now he loved them.

met a girl in rehab - she was 25 had a dui - permanent brain damage. She was basically like a 12 year old intellectually - which was rough because she was hot as fuck sorority girl, she was always having these creepy fucking druggie guys in rehab hitting on her, and she was like an 8th grader with all the attention. When her mom came to visit for family week, she was horrified to learn that her daughter had plans to stay with some 40 year old greasy mexican she met in rehab. And mom couldnt do shit since kid was legally an adult. I really felt for her. I also wanted to bang the shit out of her daughter.,

>>732694793
Agreed

>>732694793
that is basically the speedlimit - maybe 5 over? where I am speed limit is even 75.

>>732694292
Did you have a girlfriend before the coma?

>>732694292
Timestamp with scars or fuck off

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>>732694292
no gear ?
anyway welcome back homey, you'll be riding back in no time.

>>732700452
Yeah. I think you know what happened.

>>732699598
My neuro surgeon said it's the worst he's seen

>>732694543
>>732694658
these two. wheres op? answer nig

>>732697983
>in come since 1847
fucking lost