Boo! I'm taking request to say something in a loli voic

>>732683169
Zel is a faggot.

traps are not gay okay the dick only makes it better

>>732683169
Felipe has a big and juicy cock

Say "look up at the sky" pls

>>732683169
And who are you to come before me... you bear the insignia of the Bear, yet you do not wear it as a soldier of the West wears it.

>>732683169
Beautiful doggo

>>732683169
HANDS UP! FBI! GET OUT OF THIS THREAD!

>>732683374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ifHgBum9tg

"Mom and dad have been training Emma to come on command. They stuff her in this box that makes her come over and over. She's totally restrained, with only her hands and feet sticking out. The crazy thing is, when she gets out she *actually* wants more!

>>732683656
cheers love

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say "discord is for faggots with no irl friends"

>>732683169

"What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face does it make you hard? Ew, why?!"

Try to say "melanesaaa" please

Say "hitler did nothing wrong"

>>732683731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G9PCT7EMEd

" Hey Alex, I love you so much!"

>>732683169
"Greed is eternal"

>>732683843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d7f2GDA2Lk

thanks op <3

what's your name around here?

>>732683859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ffmvaWIko

>>732683169
Question:
Are you above 18?
How you answer will change many things about these requests

We are anomalus
We are a region
Forgive and forget.
Expecto patronum

>>732683169
Say "It has been proven by science that cats are superior to dogs in every way"

>>732683169
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>732683875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r7HWSwdwTu

>>732683169
>>732684152
Please OP, accept my request.

>>732684081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yPEGZpa6GH

https://discord(put a period here)gg/PEmR7R

In case youf you guys want to join a discord where OP is active and does requests a lot

>>732684152
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YES0cZcxoF

>>732684412
I'm over 18 yes

>>732684748
Nice! :)

>>732684440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H1GRdBT287

"You're a pedophile, mister. Normal guys *don't* come that fast."

>>732684987
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hfJ0WHYChb

>>732684809
OP confirmed, go crazy guys

"Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs"

Say this please: "I know some people say communism is the worst, but I'm actually a communist (giggle). I've studied economics and came to the conclusion that capitalism sucks! I think Mao is a bit ugly but Stalin makes me wet (giggle)"

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Can you sing?

Cosmic absolutes, regular reality
Conceptual breath, civilizations resonate
Confused descendants of wayward cells
Flying through the universe, I will cross
If you're a star, show yourself, & I will stop
Oh-oh

(x2)
Shadilay, shadilay, my freedom
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no
Shadilay, shadilay, oh dream or reality
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no
Fly into my life, no it's not over
I will stay
Loosen my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the sea
I'll believe in you!

Metallic harmony, tanbile reality
Electronic video-clip, civilizations praise
Confused descendants of wayward cells
Flying through the universe, I will cross
If you're a star, show yourself, & I will stop
Oh-oh

(x2)
Shadilay, shadilay, my freedom
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no
Shadilay, shadilay, oh dream or reality
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no
Fly into my life, no it's not over
I will stay
Loosen my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the sea
I'll believe in you!

>>732683169
Aww, it looks scared. Come out, mister penis, it's okay~ There we go! Good boy... good boy...

I’m just gonna play on my phone ok? I don’t care - do whatever you need to, just hurry up and cum so you can stop bothering me. ... god, what is *wrong* with you?

"Daddy, wanna smell my feet? I wore the same socks all week 'an they're really gross... Wait what? Eww... they're SO gross, come on..."

Pls say "Transform: Anti Bully Ranger!"
Thanks op

Say this please:

"Is that so? Well then, even if it is only me...
....here shimon, please do it just like you always do."

>>732684650
cute server, i recommend :upside_down:

>>732685305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RNyMYGrfGR

>>732684485
Made me laugh, you have a lovely voice, thanks!

"reeeeeee"

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Ey b0ss. Can I habbe de pussi plz?

let me tickle your noodle plox

>>732685529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ien0zlqZZQ

>>732683169
Stab is the best cheater!

>>732685733
No problem happy you liked it anon

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Fuck my tiny little pussy, Daddy. Your cock is so big, it's stretching me out. It hurts daddy, *whimper* it hurts so much. Hurry up and cum, Daddy. Please, hurry, it hurts, owwie.

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Could you say "Mercy is the best."

Much appreciated.

FYI, theres another loli vocaroo poster doing requests and stuff, you guys should say hi

>>732680965

>>732686328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ET7XdixaZ

>>732686328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s029TAT9SBmZ

>>732686156
>>732686585
do mine and ill give you a hug thanks

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>>732686613
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s029TAT9SBmZ

>>732686613
my ears....

>>732686613
kys

>>732685583
Could you do this one please?

"Is that so? Well then, even if it is only me...
....here shimōn, please do it just like you always do."

>>732686613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18qiaXnqa0b

>>732686585
>can you do it better than other loli VA?

*whimpering*
"No Daddy, I'm sowwy, I'll be a good little giwl, I pwomise!"
pause for 5s
"An enema? Was that?"
pause for 5s
"It makes me make poo-poos? I don' wanna make poo-poos!"
pause for 7s
"It goes in my booty? Ewie!"
Pause for 3s
*squeaking and whimpering*
"I feel all full and leaky Daddy! I'm gonna make big messies fow you!"

>>732687109
OH SO YOU DO THIS ONE BUT YOU DONT TAKE MY ONE THAT I WAS TRADING A HUG FOR OK

need this for a friend
"Tommy chay eats ass"

"It's ok if you play with my sister, daddy does it all the time. She won't even remember...

No, really! We keep toys and stuff right by her bed.

Look how she's trying to push it away with her feet, hah. She *hates* the massager.

[Babytalk] 'Uh oh, is baby gonna cum? Oh no!'

>>732686993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s9GaA4ClXm

>>732683169
Look daddy, it's your *favorite* toy! Aw, I *know* you just came... daddy always has more cums for his favorite toy, right?

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>>732687116
seconded

>>732687420
Yes, thank you
*ifeelmyselfmovingfurtherawayfromgodslighteachdaybutthankyou*

>>732687420
listen here i will give you a hug if you do mine :^)

"Stab is the best cheater!"

will pay one whole hug

>>732687116
>>732687296
D O
T H E S E
P L S

>>732687233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15SEXl7aNJE

>>732684987
>>732685202
kek

>>732687585
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12BpFqFrSwV sorry anon

>>732683169
Could you maybe describe what perverted things you would do with these shota boys in your normal voice? But be as detailed and dirty as possible. Only if you feel comfortable.

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>>732687642
thank

>>732687847
THANK YOU HERE IS YOUR HUG

*big ol' internet hug*

thanks

>>732687876
also curious if OP's normal voice is more sexy than her loli voice OuO

>>732687876
I'm ignoring the dirty request but I figured people would ask the say them ;-;

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>>732687876
>forgot pic

>>732687985
maybe that is her normal voice :^)

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Say "Wir mussen die juden ausrotten"

>>732683843
Bahahaha what the fuck good luck with your autistic hangup about discord lmao what is this

>>732687985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ul8SrMZXym

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Could you please do this speech the way he says it in a cute loli voice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vtNZqzbXkk

I have a full transcript here:
"whats your game armstrong?"
"MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETES"
"Cmon! Number 1, buy 24 eggs.
Number 2, fuck every egg.
Number 3, burn all the fucking eggs.
Die you PIECE OF SHIT!
And from the ashes the mother of all omeletes will be BORN!"

"So, what do you think?"

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If it's not too much trouble, may I ask you to record the following?

"I love you so much, Aaron. You're so good to your little girl. I love your hugs and kisses, and when you touch me down there and make me feel good. I can't wait for you to do it again tonight, daddy."

>>732688139
It sounds cute.

can you say "fuck you alex" for me?

say i know that feel

Could you say "Niall is a smelly jungs (pronounced yungs)" please uwu

>>732688057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A3m1i80YSK

"Can I stay home and play with my toys, Daddy? Promise I'll keep it secret."

>>732688189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gVFb8PQySc here ya go

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>>732688139

my god... yes. just... please. keep talking.

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>>732687619
>>732687494
>>732687296
>>732687116
please OP i'm on my knees here

>>732685569
Pls do this

>>732689039
Thanks, that was great!
Now just needs the final boss music

>>732688587
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GALIQzUQ0F

>>732688782
hehe, that's ok. It was cute. Thanks.
https://youtu.be/A-c-xc24C8g?t=41s

>>732688759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WKAGPunjEn

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>>732683169
"I love Jeffery" please

>>732688765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yKw1qs3WsI

op done reading lewds?

This one's gonna be a little long, OP, but I think you can handle it (That'sWhatHeSaid.jpg). Oldie but a goodie:

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

>>732688832
http://vocaroo.com/i/s123P0EcXkQM

>>732689563
Thisss

>>732689203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lKFcQ6XrBB

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Hey Chrissy, how's the server ?
BTW I checked the other thread, your voice is better

>>732689133
I'm trying to stay away from the lewd ones sorry

"How can white men even compete?"

>>732683169
omg i know that voice!!!! did you come to 4chan maybe a year or so ago? if not, someone else with almost exactly your voice got on and started doing these things on vocaroo, too. consequences where never the same

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>>732689868
it's okay i understand :(
good job nonetheless
[spoiler]thank's for not ignoring me[/spoiler]

>>732689868
aw, that's ok tho

What do we call you OP?

>>732689563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1voog80KSBX I laughed I'm sorry

can you say "you shall not pass!"

Could you please say "welcome home, i missed you?"

>>732690445
the ? was after the i missed you, sorry for that

>>732690313
I go by Chrissy I am on a discord and I do request there when I get bored

>>732690181
sorry my dude, here's a prior reading of it to make you feel better:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XrGhzfJkSD

>>732690595
I showed you my dick answer me

>>732690378
Not as good as I thought it would be. Needs more enthusiasm

>>732690045
No this is the first thread I have made was nervous to make one >~< sorry you haven't found them anon

>>732690407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vn5fgoFEVG

say "hey, cheif!" please

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>>732690637
thank you from the bottom of my cold black heart, i'll save this and treasure it

>>732690445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WA7ul2u31o

>>732690742
damn, job well done for your first loli VA thread

>>732690378
Holy shit this is gold. OP, there are tears in my eyes. My abs and cheeks hurt from laughing. Bless you, a thousand times over. I'd gladly post all the tits I have on my hard drive as thanks, but... well... I'm guessing you have no use for them.

Just know that the appreciation is there. And thanks again. Your voice acting is quality.

Please say " I am a proud Kekistani!"

>>732690876
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wXj8OBk02V

could you please say "Hey, Hey! You got mail!"
Gonna use this one on my phone

Can you do "Keith, I'm gonna fuck you up the ass!"?

>>732690709
Sorry Anon :c

>>732690985

I gotchu fam. Bonus reading: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DDoW46xFIx

>>732691246
adorable, thank you

>>732689868
fine. I just wanted to hear what it sounded like with someone whose mic isn't shit (and your voice is better too.

https://youtu.be/0ibMDsTgrvA

Say this exactly like that

>>732691365
the hey chief was really good

>>732691046
Aw thank you! ^^

someone deserves a voice acting job

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>>732691353
OP is a bro
thanks you very much you made my night

>>732691048
Aw thank it's no problem I'm glad you liked it :)

Were you the one that did the YouTube stream the other day?

PLEASE try a reading of To be or not to be. that would be so interesting to hear.

>>732691182
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GpdlGUgLXo

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

"Oh yea, please more. haha daddy peed white stuff on me."... its for research purposes.

>>732691300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ctca1bGlFv

>>732691301
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MhafeXUjyr

>>732691822
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ctca1bGlFv
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh so cute! off to the phone this one goes!

>>732691574
not op tho, that was a previous reading from a different VA

"Hey, Link! LISTEN!"

>>732691609
No sorry that wasn't me

>>732683374
Is better Derrick Morgan

"Hey, Listen. Hey. Hey. Hey Listen. Listen. Hey.

OP you should try fiverr, you might make some money

>>732691989
>>732692046
some people have the same idea.

>>732691702
whimsical, thank you.

>>732691788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18LsRkmJYiB

"I am Groot" several times in a different tone or way of expression.

REEEEE DO THIS ONE I EVEN GOT DUBS
>>732691422

"You're in SO much trouble if I tell anyone about this..."

J-E-T-E Jets

>>732692046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z4Tmbyz3nq

>>732692322
no one likes a begger OP. no one

>>732692032
o, are you a guy or a girl?

"I'm grown up for my age!"

>>732692375
OMG. its actually enjoyable.... thats a million dollar contract with Nintendo right there.

>>732692322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHH8BtQUDE

Can you repeat this speech from adventure time in loli voice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8

Transcript:
"Fall"
*evil laughing*
"You are alone child"
"There is only darkness for you. And only death, for your people"
"These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a Great, and Terrible army"
"And we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished"
"You are strong, child. But I am beyond strength."
"I am, the End..."
"...and I have come for you, Finn!"

Please and thankyou

Daddy want me to rub my pussy? (Ughhhh) it feels really good

Now she has to do it because I got dubs twice and they are identical
>>732692322

>>732692539
MY DUDE! love this speech and show.

>>732692344
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w2u7vIZ6WF

>>732683169
Do this pretty please: "I am a beacon of knowledge blazing out across a black sea of ignorance"

Requiem for the Phantom is the best anile ever, I love Ein

>>732692495
Kek thanks

>>732685202
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hfJ0WHYChb
she sounds like amumu from LoL

>>732692460
I'm a girl

Daddy could you rub my down there? (Moans)

"Fucking normies! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>732692598
Yeah, I thought this was a great moment in their writing, it really shined here how much the show and characters matured

>>732683169
Say

"This is alex. I love and miss you so much."

>>732692476
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j0BICrMr2m

>>732692676
Girl(male) or girl(female)?

Daddy could you rub my special place? (Moans)

>>732692864
Sorry, shes not doing lewds anymore

>>732692780
does it matter?

>>732683169
fuck off with that fake ass voice
just post more kitties

>>732692770
Thanks op!

Your discord link expired btw

"I love leafy. I love leafy so much. (hiss)"

>>732692539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sbZOtXsWLf

>>732692938
will OP read >implied lewdness like:

"How come you were taking pictures of my friends? Am I not good enough? Do I have to tell mom about how we always played the "bouncy game" when she wasn't home?"

Say, "There is no proof of the holocaust. All eyewitness accounts are Jewish lies. Don't be an ignorant goy."

>>732693223
WOAH!

Can you say "Hey! Listen!"
Like navi

>>732692989
So girl (male) gotcha. Pretty good Loli voice. Are you passing decently yet?

>>732693295
already did it mate

Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW! REEEEEE"

>>732692354
Please OP, do it for spee

>>732693295
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z4Tmbyz3nq

>>732692635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PXqEJYNkk5

>>732692375
>>732693295

>>732693223
Yes! Thanks a load

Please say "All aboard the rape train! Choo~choo~"

Much appreciated.

>>732693325
OMG YOU MADE MY DAY Im not even her. omg my sides.

>>732693428
thanks, love ya

>>732683169
I will always love you Kyle

>>732692780
Girl (female)

saya a cute

This Airforce is an a terrible state. Just look at it. Leftover from the last war. This is not and aiforce, this is an air-circus, God! Even the Red Baron himself would laugh at such antiquated aeroplanes. We must modernize!

"I don't wanna go" (sad, somber)

Pls say "patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter "

>>732683169
Say "stop being a pussy and do what you're supposed too"

I just learned today that synthetic differential geometry constructs the de Rham complex by mapping the infinitesimal simplicial complex into the space, and then quotienting out the maps that fail to be trivial on degeneracies. It's just an infinitesimal version of simplicial homology, and the proof of de Rham's theorem is pretty simple.

Also, homotopy classes of vector fields on a space are classified by twisted cohomology of the space with coefficients in its tangent bundle, which is just a mapping space in synthetic differential geometry. It makes me want to further examine twisted cohomology on a space with coefficients in some bundle from the homotopy of the space, or dually the twisted homotopy of a space with coefficients some bundle from the cohomology of it. It's a recipe for mixing local and global properties.

>>732693226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P5uc06Kaft

>>732692708
bump
-samefag

simple request
make kiss sounds

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>>732693823
well that answers that...

>>732692354
Bump again. Op pls

>>732692635
filthy invoker spammer

>>732693428
in case you're wondering why he had you say that:

https://youtu.be/ERR1wUCvQfc?t=47

>>732693252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KRG8uAhBFZ

"Please don't die." (maybe add a little more if you want idc)

>>732693404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16DLqVS1iNv

"Do not go gentle into that goodnight." (would love to hear the full poem but the intro would still be amazing.)

>>732693492
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G9GeaB1Izv

>>732693731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Usfvou81AJ

>>732693927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19GPzWJRnWt

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>>732694382
That was great! Thank you!

>>732693226
Ok, with that in mind, new game we play
Take something extremely lewd and change some things to make it a little less lewd but not really

e.g.
"Where do you think you're going? You cant run from me.
I'm going to hold you down and gently love you, until i've milked you of all your affection.
Then you can just be my love toy, giving me and my friends hugs whenever we want"

>>732694145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YGXhy0kRzY

Can you say :

"It's ok to cry when no one's looking"

>>732694280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VyFiQNVX2r

>>732694794
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A4LNBlsmnb

"It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate."

>>732694734
heh, yeah. It's easy to make that kind of stuff sound too corny... the "milking you of your affection" part for example

>>732694968
Thank you

"Finally got that fucking AS out of the way. M1, here I come!"

Can you say: "You're the only man I'll love"

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Can you say Kry is bad at poe

<3

>>732695005
I guess thats kind of the point. I tried pushing it as far as possible then swapping words to tone it down to see if she'll do it

>>732693874
Op, please. I need this.

Please say, " Jorge Alan Castaneda, your forehead isn't that big "

>>732683169
"Do you even lift, bruh??? You can't even touch my gains. Bitch, I'm swole as a motherfucker, bench ten reps of 220 and don't even FEEL it!!! Does cardio even mean anything to you? Only fitness you probably do is fitness bag of Doritos in your stupid ugly face. Get on my level, bruh."

"Why is is all purple and sad? It doesn't wanna play anymore? Why not? I don't believe you Daddy, cause if that was true it would get all soft and hide..."

>>732683169
how about "Barry was a mistake" ? id really apreciate it ;-)
im taking this thread hostage I think you know what I mean Chrissy

>>732693683
op plox

>>732695535
No Barry is the best

>>732695697
I SECOND THIS

>>732694734
So i take it this one is a no??

>>732683169
please say "i love you, nigga!"

>>732693683
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>>732693874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jCZVwhwpq9 (this is the normies ree)

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>>732695755
you know id really hate to do anything but im pissed, maybe one day youll realize hes nothing you think he is

>>732695773
thanks anon
you NCR boy scout?

>>732696083
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jCZVwhwpq9

I love you. Now I go to sleep.
Someone archive this thread, this was wonderful.

>>732695697
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eSFb9pjydy

"solidtag best os-scape single team skrrt skrrt gang gang" please

>>732694734
Would you do this one?

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>>732696085

>>732696332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13WuA9CbGvZ

"I'll show you *big*" ples?

>>732694670
thanks!!

"aryan are easy clear thanks to og moes botnet"

"That FuFu Lame Shit I Aint With It. I'll Send Some Shots At Your Fitted. Gratata"

>>732696548
Are you looking at my butt, Daddy?

That's okay, it's alllll yours.

*kiss*

>>732696601
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IIIAb1wC9y

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>>732683169
Barry is so great youre wasting your time here

>>732696899
thanks. you're fun (^:

>>732696899

Please say:
Shon Shon mustafa, you're a weird french boy

Do a reveal of your lolli and normal voice

>>732694734
OP, If you dont want to do this one, just say so, so I can know that you saw it and I wont ask for it

Please say "Richard, liking loli's isn't natural. You should get some help. But, I guess since I'm already naked you can put it in"

>>732697445
Not saying it sorry

>>732697491
ayy fellow Richard here.

>How do you get Dick from Richard?
>Ask nicely!

>>732697562
Ok

>>732697329
already done scroll up

>>732683169
Say the following:

Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking niggers, how do they work?

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>>732697770
>they don't

say "doubler the king of 3 ways ;3" pleeeeeeeees

>>732697858
We all know that, but I want to hear her say it.

Say:

"Kant, Schopenhauer, Stirner – and you're done, faggot"

(need this for personal use pls)

Pls say "For centuries, the human body has been admired, it has been specified as an art, as a thing of beauty. In modern day times this beauty can be captured through photos and sent for easy viewing of this art. Now referred to as "sending nudes", this form of art happens regularly within friends, lovers, or even strangers. With that being said, I humbly request that you allow me to gaze upon the masterpiece of art that you truly are."

Is that a lollipop? *insert cute innocent giggle* Doesn't taste like one

>>732697329
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lrTJ3F7fI4

>>732697770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06Z37qdCeK9

>>732698340
So the same fucking thing?

God that's hot.

>>732698463
lmao love it. Thank you

>>732697885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LSCRzFWoqg

>>732683169
pls say this :
If your jokes go wrong
The Masteruli is gonna laugh at them
He is so hard
He can't take it anymore
Go to the shell of your mother

Hohohoho

>>732698463
Please say:
Aaron put on the mask, it's time.

>>732698553
>>732696793
please?

>>732698289
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oL4c44urqL

>>732698340
that fucking giggle at the end. Fuckin adorable