Tell the faggots here what are the biggest lessons life

>>732679010
Never be virgin after 16 yo

Save all the nudes u get. Store them somewhere safe

>>732679010
Before pooping control if there is toilet paper.

>>732679010
Don't trust anyone

>>732679010
Femanon here. If you are a female don't let your boyfriend take naked pictures of you.

>>732679010
Don't be a nigga in USA

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>>732679510

>>732679010
OP here: don't make a non porn thread on /b/

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>>732679010
95% of the people you meet are idiots, but never forget that, even if you dont realize it, in 95% of the cases you are one of them. So try not to be ignorant.

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>>732679010
people that always smile are hiding something

>>732679010
The world doesn't want you to follow your dreams. I do it anyway. https://youtu.be/GA1MOiF8X5E

>>732679510
Disregard this.

> Expressions are like memory leaks, actual memory leaks

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>>732679010
There is hope, even after >>/r9k/

Carrying a notebook everywhere to write thoughts has helped a lot.

Taking the time to do some daily cleaning of certain rooms is better than waiting to clean the whole house

Also check image related, could help you here as it did with me years ago

>>732679010
Nothing will get you as far as hard work. Not a university degree, not kissing ass, just nose down and work your ass off to achieve your goals.

>>732680732
Kek

>>732680881
I learned that hard work doesn't really get you anywhere if it's over what is expected of you, especially at a job. Do what's decent but if you're too useful in a job, they won't take you out of it.

>>732679010
Don't take your penis out at Chucky Cheese.

>>732680790
This is good

>>732679010
Get a bidet.
Don't forget the sunscreen.
Wear a condom.
Kill yourself before you're married and it's too late.

Being born with good looks puts you a mile ahead of the population; whether it's at work, dating world, promotions etc.

Sad but true, if you're ugly then "changing your personality" doesn't do shit, makes you look more creepy.

Don't drop the soap

>>732679010
Don't join kik groups here. Never.

dont get married
dont have kids
save money for a later age
dont do peyote with an indian guy called steve in the middle of the mojave

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Traps aren't gay

>>732679010
Do not pee while standing in complete darkness.
You do not aim as good as you think.

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>>732681689

>>732679010
Don't ever compremise yourself for a woman. Giving her what she want only results in her losing respect for you, this begins a trend that multiplies exponential

Brush your fucking teeth. If you have bad teeth it goes a long way to convince others that you're a degenerate.

>>732682024
pic of your teeth ?

Remember this kids:

If everything else fails, one thing still remains true always and forever...

OP is a fag.

>>732680381
>yep

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>>732682121

>>732682184
I'm fucking your father in the ass

>>732682121
I've got a shit camera but I'll see what I can do. Being poor has exacerbated the issue since I can't afford a dentist unless I wan't to spend a two weeks pay for a single tooth.

Don't scrimp on shit, spend that little extra.
The amount of times i have bought cheap to only upgrade 2 months later.

>>732681750
That last one is very important

>>732682245
Go fuck yourself, anon.

25b NBOME will fucking kill you, but it gave me a lot of insight in that once-in-a-lifetime experience.

When my wife killed herself last November, that nbome experience helped me cope.

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Don't play by the rules. They get you nowhere. Any time someone tries to convince you to "be nice to women" or "treat them with respect" or "finish school" or "don't do crime". Don't listen to them.

All of these rules turn you into a mindless zombie that will end up getting you nowhere in life.

Be an asshole to women, they love it.

Don't be considerate of their feelings and they will suck your dick.

Don't finish school because you will accumulate debt up to your eyes with very little payoff.

Drop out of high school and get a basic trade/skill and make a decent living.

Sell the weed and don't be afraid of it. Drug dealing is an incredibly lucrative career if you want to make it one. invest all of your liquid into assets like gold and diamonds and then stash them away so they're out of the governments hands.

Don't buy into the idea of having this ultra mega career where you will make a ton of money and buy a bunch of nice things and live like a rich snob, because the truth of the matter is the more you own, the more stress is on your shoulders and the more shit you have to worry about. Insurance here, security there, break in here, tax there. Live a simple, humble life. Try to own as little as possible and you are free.

>>732682437
The drug experience was years before that, but I'm saying it gave me the strength to handle losing her.

>>732682410
no shit,,my ass still hurts 25 years later

>>732682418
kek

>>732681614
French?

>>732679010
There's no such thing as magic

>>732681724
Greentext?

>>732679010
Never trust a nigger.

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>work hard
>make yourself laugh once a day
> girls with big tits are bad people normally
>don't get married before you're 30
>don't be afraid to turn down a shot at a bar (inb4 pulse)
>"I'm clean" doesn't always mean it's true, wear a condom faggot
> workout at least once every other day, even if it's just jogging
>pot makes you a loser
>religion isn't all bad and does a lot to help the less fortunate so don't hate so much
>never cheat on your significant other, just jerk it and you'll be fine
>trap threads are gay
>telling yourself to stop being a little bitch is great motivation

>>732679010
Women ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Never trust what they say

>>732682486
you sir, are enlightened

>>732679510
GTFO uglo

>>732680790
Roll

1. Exercise
2. Practice drawing
3. Look for a job
4. Practice guitar
5. Study physics for next semester
6. Return my library books
7. Go on a hike/ bike ride
8. Talk to old friends
9. Lose weight (exercise)
0. Catch up on sleep

>>732682566
Texan

find out either if you're book smart or street smart

it will help you a lot in life.

>>732681750
The last one sounds like a story worth listening

>>732682566
French people don't use it

>>732679010
You it's entirely possible to be right even if nobody agrees with you. On that note, jsut because everyone beleives something, doesn't make it correct.

>>732682024
I only brush once a day... maybe I should start bettering myself

> 20
> 220 lbs
> birthday in 2 months

I wonder what I can do in 2 months

>>732682768
im sorry i mentioned it,,maybe one day i will tell the tale of steve the indian and how he raped my ass in the desert,,but not now,,its too soon

What the fuck is a ceiling when you can take it to the top.

>>732682730
Go to sleep faggot.

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If you wait for inspiration to strike, or until you "feel like it" or "you're in the mood," you'll never do a damn thing.

Just do it. You'll be glad you did.

>>732682837
Haha, why would you think that?
But honestly i think its more about rich/poor rather than nationality

If you don't behave as though you're better than everyone else, then you'll never succeed. Being kind is seen as being naive. Being trusting is seen as being stupid. Helping others is seen as being lower than others. Doing a better job than others is seen as being overly complacent. People are selfish and will use anyone they can to see themselves as better. People think they deserve better than everyone else. No one is on your side.

Three steps that all flow together into one simple sentence. If you can't do one of the three things then you're a fucking loser.

1. Show up
2. On Time
3. And Work.

Show up on time and work. Failure to do one of these will result in the people around you lose all respect for you.

>>732683117
Oh man, thats unfortunate. If you change your mind, we are here

>>732683353
Not if you are the only old person working with a bunch of millenials. You end up doing all the work while the people with the best snap chat posts get promoted.

>>732679010
Shitcircles.
If there are no aliens and shapeshifers why did I see them?
Buy bitcoins.

>>732679010
bi a gn an shot a lotta plp its gud

>>732681689
AAAAAAAAAAAAARH NOOOOOOO. can confirm, this will make you only stranger. inb4 metaphysic

>>732683291
Cause I'm italian, we all have a bidet in our house regardless our wealth.

ps we laugh at french that not use it

>>732683117
TELL IT PLEASE SIR

This sounds like a horrible story but could prevent some whitehurrdurr.jpg's on vacation from getting assraped by a gypsy indian

>>732679010
Don't love anyone or anything.

I still haven't learned the lesson, but it teaches me it frequently.

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Don't force roles on yourself. It'll eat you and you'll implode.

When you are feeling suicidal, remember that it's not your life that you want to end, but the situation you are in. Don't confuse the two.

>>732683664
Too true. I never said that they'd get in trouble for not doing it, I'm just saying I'll consider them shitbag people for the rest of the time I know them.

I'm working a PT job while I'm getting my doctorate. I work with a lot of these low GPA losers with no drive and no goals.

Don't be opinionated

>>732684274
Not right.

I lost my dog who I loved 3 years ago, and I do not regret having her by my side all those years. I cried like a bitch when she died, but I'm glad she was there with me.

Drugs make you a loser

>>732684491
This is an exception. That's unconditional love. Sorry about your doggo.

>>732684012
well but why you think it is like that?
they doesnt seem dirty to me. i am german btw, but i live in africa and have bidet

>>732679010
No post on Sundays.

>>732683353

Till the lazy sack of shit, big titted bimbo at your work gets a promotion before you and you're like "WTF man, I showed up on time for years and she just started"
Then boss be like "anon I don't like your attituded, you're getting laid off"

True Story

>>732684284
Thanks anon, it makes me think.
I really don't feel like I'm living MY life...

>>732684578
Thanks Anon. best of luck to you out there

Be nice to other white people. Fuck the rest.

>>732684646
when the "family" or vitaminb faggots present your work.

Thats also shit

>>732679010

>She was never 'The One.' It was just only your turn.

MFW...

>>732684646
I've been fortunate at times to have worked with some good people that promoted me over people that have worked at the same job years longer than I.

The issue is they have no clue why they were looked over, and me explaining it to them would only make things worse. Sorry I'm good at my job and you're a lazy sack of shit.

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>>732679510

>>732684681
I'm glad it was helpful in a way.

I know that from whatever situation one might be in, it could take years to actually live Your life, but it's worth suffering through all the bad times I think.

This is what gives me hope at least.

>>732684768
Actually i think its bullshit. I lived in asia, now i live in africa, and once you are the minority, you realise that its fucked if people are not nice.
So be nice to everyone

>>732684850
what did you tell them?

>>732682486
>Be an asshole to women, they love it

God you're a stupid faggot.

>>732682686
>religion isn't all bad and does a lot to help the less fortunate so don't hate so much

Religion is for the weak minded.

>>732685104
I just let my work speak for itself and watch them get mad when they couldn't/wouldn't do better.

They'll fume about your success and complain to people who'll listen but will NEVER say it to your face because they know they're less than you.

Take care of yourself first.
Don't trust anyone.
Don't marry.
If she doesn't swallow it's time to move on.
Invest wisely.
Save as much as you invest. (you invest $1000 you save $1000)
Maintenance in everything you own including your body.

>>732679010
It ends.

Don't take opinions too seriously, just your work.

>>732679010
You dont stop living until you dont want to stop.

>>732679010
>dont get married
>dont have kids
>Friends will give you a sore head and empty pockets
>Fuck living in the west, move to Philipines or Thailand

>>732685501
you are one stupid mutherfucker

>>732679010

>whenever you start sleeping with a girl, get her nudes asap, in case you break up. store them safe, though, and never share them. not even if you break up; they are souvenirs, not a tool for revenge.

>cheating is not worth the effort.

>In fact, even one night stands are usually not worth the effort. But everyone has to find out about that for himself; I only did by having a share.

>>732685301
i said that to my mom when i was younger

she told me if you hit rock bottom and you got no one to turn to you will understand (everybody will in his lifetime)

>>732685393
i thought about that concept. but doesnt it drive you mad to know that they are less than you?

>>732684618
My english skills doesn't allow me to argumentate, but I think It's about their culture. They are not used to bidet. Certain nations have it, others don't.

>>732685781
Doesn't change the truth. Religion is for those who have no capacity to think for themselves.

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>>732685138
Female detected

>>732685809
Sometimes. I have a friend that works for a private company that uses the place I currently work at. Like I said in another post, I'm getting my doctorate working a PT job and he knows this too. This job is just a stepping stone to make some easy $$ in the mornings.

The thing my friend told me is that sometimes you have to just realize you're the smartest person in the room.

>>732685393

Not always true tho, it depends on your manager. Even if you sincerely do a good job then higher ups will see you as a threat to their position (particularly women managers) and they'll get rid of you; seen some really capable people get tossed because of this.
Old boomer managers tended to be horny bastards that needed eye candy nearby so they chose the bimbos.

Never get circumcised. It's not worth the trouble.

Never let your sons get circumcised. Give your son a chance to decide if he wants to or not.

Save all the nudes you get in a safe storage. Goes without saying.

If you like a girl, go for it. Worse you get is rejected. Repeat until success

Always stay healthy by eating moderately and exercising/working out. It will help you in the long run.

>>732686004
thx man, good luck

>>732685857
yeah and /b/ is for faggots with no life whatsoever so what

Always take the dirty pictures you took together.

lol.

>>732685857
you clearly didnt experience real pain mofo.
usually people find spirituality trough very painfull experience,like loosing close family members, becoming handicaped etc.

>>732679010
Top 10 lessons life has taught me.

>01. No on cares about your problems.
>02. Life isn't fair.
>03. Without money, your life will be shit.
>04. All women are whores.
>05. Love doesn't last.
>06. Everything is temporary, even life.
>07. One day you will die.
>08. Have an opinion? You will be outcasted.
>09. Life never gets easier.
>10. People will always disappoint you.

>>732679010
Women are total cunts, treat them as such, once they get their claws into you society gives them free reign to do whatever they like - especially if you have kids, if you walk away or they do you get financially destroyed.

Remember the 4 f's
Find them
Finger them
Fuck them
FORGET THEM

it's easier in the long run, trust me from 2 divorces and 3 kids I know from very bitter experience.

>>732681872
Underrated
>>732682486
Edgy 15 year old, listens to Migos

>>732682486
I would also add don't get married or have kids, but if you do, cheat on her with as many women as you can because chances are she's doing it too.

>>732686349

This

>>732686367
man just last night was there this thread from a bitch who got her exhusband in jail for a false rape case. fuckd up

Life has taught me that you need the following:

>A good doctor
>A good lawyer
>A good financial advisor/accountant
>A good mechanic
>A good barber

More or less in that order, actually. And...

>Keep those people happy!

Send them Christmas cards, fruit baskets, bring them coffee, whatever. But keep them happy because you're going to need them at some point and you want them to go the extra mile for you.

I send my doctor a fruit basket every year on Christmas. I dropped off a bottle of wine to my lawyer when his daughter was born. I bring my mechanic coffee and donuts when I need my car fixed. I do things for those people because I need them to be good to me.

And guess who doesn't mind showing up, free of charge, for a quick hearing to help get my speeding ticket dismissed? Guess whose car gets fixed first? It all comes back around. People appreciate the good things you do for them.

>>732686531
Fuck me and I thought I had it bad, poor bastard.

>>732679010

Some days you're the bug, some days, you're the windshield. It all evens out in the end.

NO MATTER HOW POOR YOU ARE GET UNINSURED MOTORIST PROTECTION ON YOUR AUTO INSURANCE.

My life has spiraled out of control since that day 9 years ago.

Drugs are way more fun than your parents tell you

Do not ever put love and devotement into a relationship.She will fuck you up anyway.

>Have the courage of your convictions and stand your ground.

>Don't be afraid to stand out from the crowd

>Volunteer for everything

With these three simple life lessons, you will soar like an eagle while the rest flap like pigeons.

>>732679157
This.
It fucks you up because you don't realize just how pointless it all was and makes you feel like shit because you couldn't do it for so long.

>>732679010
All women are whores.

All people will betray you the moment it's profitable for them.

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>>732686531
It's stories like this that have me scared to death of even talking to women. We've completely fucked up the equilibrium. I almost envy the virgin wizards that have never known what it feels like to be inside of a woman.

>>732679510
But if you do manage to talk her into it, post them on /b/.

>>732686243
Point? I don't give a fuck, you're here too, so right back at'cha.

>>732686310
I lost my pet dog when I was four, I lost my Father at age 12, I was physically, sexually and verbally abused by my psychotic younger sibling, and I have lost both my grandparents within the last few years. Painful experience? Check, Deaths of close family members? Check, becoming handicapped? Not so much. Point is, my painful experiences and Deaths of close family members have only served to teach me that there is no higher power, and if there is then they're a sadistic jerk. Screw off.

>>732681849
Finally some good advice.

>>732687019
same FUCKIN SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.i dont even look at them anymore

dont get tattoos use vpn when downloading cp

One other thing worth mentioning

under NO circumstances at all should you ever give the person at the first drive through window at McDonalds a hard time.

Many years ago when I was at university I worked part time at Miccies to pay for beer and drugs and we had a code of putting between one and three asterisks on your receipt at the first window depending how much of a dick you'd been. Trust me, you did not want to get three, I've seen coke pissed in, beef patties that have been left out for hours cooked and handed over and snot spread on burgers.

Be nice to the drive through people, it's hard work at busy times and not well paid, that's a recipe for having a 'you wanna fuck with us bitch?' mentality - just don't do it

>>732687017
No. 1 is partly true, imo. It's not always visible, but most girls really would get together with anyone
No.2 is rarely ever NOT true.

It's nice to find an actually good /b/ thread

>>732679510
tits or gtfo

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>people rarely know what they're doing, but they're trying hard
>all people are different and you have to know what's best for you
>follow the herd or risk getting terribly lost
>think and apply what you learn
>men and women are totally different
>women will always test men to bring out the best in them and should be appreciated for it
>don't abandon friends for girls because they tell you things you can't see yourself
>on the other side of fear is yourself
>you can only learn what you're capable of after trying
>drink water and sugar is fucking addictive and shit
>stop jerking off so much or you'll smell like a weak pussy loser
>spend at least a few minutes per day thinking about literally nothing at all, not about how hard it is to think about nothing. absolutely nothing.
>ask questions

>>732686349
pretty much

>>732682486
Based. I learned this the hard way. Lived my entire life being the good boy and then I see my cousin who has been in prison in and out, but has always maintained more money than I could ever hope to have. Life isn't fair.

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>>732687476
>spend at least a few minutes per day thinking about literally nothing at all, not about how hard it is to think about nothing. absolutely nothing.

Tips on how to do this? Like seriously, are you talking about clearing your mind, or?

Jerk off before any big decision

>>732679010
Life has many doors, Ed Boys.

Success is built on hard work.
You have full control over your work ethic

When I was about 14 or 15, my dad's friend told me this:

>Take advantage of being young and get with as many girls as you can.

Unfortunately I was a pathetic virgin who only made out with one gf up to that point. Then I spent a few years as a beta orbiter. Then when I stopped putting the pussy on a pedestal and treating women like anything from regular people to garbage, they started to like me.

So kissless virgin anons, stop pretending like women are this great thing. Sure, your penis thinks they are, but don't let it run cloud your judgment. They're usually wrapped up in some useless, solipsistic tripe. Make them laugh, make a few moves, and move on if they don't flag you through. Don't try to be the friend, because if she's attractive, you will always want to fuck her. Try to fuck her or write her off.