Welp my thread got deleted again so im back Vocaroo thread with

>>732571488
say "Whatever you do, do NOT poke that hobo with a stick!"

please. PLEASE say: I'll do anything for my good little boy Z bee

>>732571589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h9wmITslng

>>732571786
dude admit it your in love with me~
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gn9JGaIJb3

I refuse falling in love with someone, that's just silly

>>732571488
"Hi dad. How was your day? You know mommy isn´t home? (start moaning and gasping) oh dad... Dad! that feels so nice. Dont stop daddy"

>>732571994
;w; le feelings are hurt

Don't take it personal, i'm just depressed and probaply too young for you

>>732572142
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aSuTwhdbLF

>>732572225
XD bish how old are you

I'm 16 (why am i doing this)

>>732572523
baaakaaa im 16 tooo

W-Well.. i'm into bdsm u baka, i need someone that's dominant

>>732572765
have you ever had sex?

>>732572765
im both dom and sub and i like bdsm as well baka

I want to stay here Ninster, but I need to shower so I'll have to go for now.
Guten Abend

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could you moan multiple times while also talking about the perverted things you would do with these two women (mother and daughter)

>>732572825
byeee

>>732572801
Not exactly..

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>>732572801
>>732572523

>>732572942
ew... no.... not into girls... icky

>>732571488
THE POINT IS
It would never work out so i probaply shouldn't bother trying

>>732573114
you really are 16,aren't you?

>>732573093
pretty please
"just act"

>>732573114
hey maybe it would work!

>>732571488
Wait. Could you act insane?

>>732573183
give me something else... it will be my last for today i guess this is pretty tiring and my back is killing em

I should stop actually talking about myself and go back to requestion lewd stuff

do a voice that isn't "down syndrome loli" please

>>732573268
Okay ;w;
Thank you anyway.

>>732573234
likeee?

>>732573292
*hugs* but I like it when you talk about yourself anon senpai~

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>>732573403
kek

>>732573425
Eh, laughter, murder, blood, ya know, the usual stuff

>>732573403
ill try using an normal voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JtZ1SHa3Cf

Fine, but you gotta talk about yourself
What's your name? and what do you look like?

>>732573409
its ok and sorry XP

>>732573611
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zobt9veyU1

>>732573636
my real name will stay a mystery and 5.4 feet tall, brown hair. brown eyes. busty body type

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>>732572523
>>732572573
Me too. 2001 reporting in.

>>732573746
The first part sounds like a witch, but it also reminds me about guinea pigs .-.

>>732573093
I was sure that all girls were at least bi. What do you think of cute males then?

Well i'm not telling my real name either and i'm 6'2 feet tall, blonde hair and bright blue eyes and a swimmer/skinny muscular body type

>>732573893
woop woop

>>732573914
o3o well u asked for insane

>>732574005
so what upi are saying is that you are pretty much fricken adorble yet you dont wanna date o3o

>>732573979
OwO males are bae xD yet im a single girl le cry

>>732574019
>woop woop
Was gonna add that to my post, lol.
>>732574005
Is this an identification thread?:

I'm 5'9 feet tall, brown hair and golden brown eyes and a trap body type.

>>732573893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l4ny5JDStk
Good use

>>732574174
Hmm, what is your type?

>>732574005
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>732574236
nope its a vocaroo thread but im incouraging blondy to date people also hes been following my threads ad making a lot of requests :P

Every relationship i've had has been a mess, it's all nice and fun at first and then the girl starts going crazy and everything goes down hill, i'm looking for something serious and stable

>>732574057
Yee, also I made kinda like a poem once with an anon, could you voice it?

>>732574292
normal body size , white, any haircolor and eye color and maybe not ugly xD

>>732574381
how do you mean crazy?

>>732574405
uh sure?

>>732574524
One got mad at me for leaving her alone for an hour (we had been talking for 3 days all day long) to go workout and i said i would be gone for an hour and i'd see her later until i was back

I-I don't really want to talk about this anymore guys. Can we just go back to making requests please?

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>>732574345
Blondie sounds like me. No one ever wants to be my friend and it's bullshit. It's like I make a friend online and then they just stop talking to me for no reason. >:(

>>732574681
o3o thats dumb I left my ex alone for 2 months then he remembered and said hi to me and I was like" yo wassup bruh"

>>732574569
If I'm not mistaken, it was with an anon someone called Chemo, so I wrote the thingy down:
That's not wrong..
it is day and night... in everywhere...


So dark and bright are entwined..

we are together alone...

Forever broken in minds of our own..

forever fixed in lives that we own...

truth that will never be known...

The emptiness has only grown..

the fullness has not shown...

My cover was almost blown..

i was almost not alone...

But she was seated on her throne..

this is now my home...

My changes of getting out have been thrown..

i can not reap what i have sewn...

My fate has been carved in stone..

goes as far as it can be thrown...

The pain bursting through my bone

feel it wherever i roam...

The blood has flown..

crimson monocrhome...

>be me
>nearly 25 years old
>never had a gf
>never had my first kiss
>still virgin
>life is going pretty much downhill

Should I just end it?

>>732574749
cutie dont be affraid nor sad its not your fault bad stuff / people happen its natural <3

>>732574783
awww! thats not nice!

>>732574749
Are you OP?

Please can you say the following:
I love livia cavalcanti and I don't care who knows! Her hobbit feet, and her manly hands make my dick diamonds as she caresses me with her 6" penis. I want to feel my cheeks fill up with Raffys warm, delicious cum. I want to swallow his fat, hot, sticky loads.
I just want to open my window and scream: I love livia cavalcanti!

>>732574783
Holy shit are you me?

>make friends with someone online
>even like the same stuff
>talking for days on end and then one day they disappear

You're right, it's bullshit.

>>732574974
It IS my fault though, i'm attracted to weird people and get myself in weird situations. Like right now.

>>732574927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s068WR3G0vx3

>>732575156
Well fuck I'm sometimes both

>>732574944
no! dont end it!

>>732575023
Nah, it sucks. I'll always have my best friend but everyone else just seems to ruin me.

>>732574944
Dude it's fine, im 22, never had anyone special, failing classes, but it's fine, it gets better

>>732575024
nope this is me :3

Could you just like. Moan with a normal voice?

>>732575161
hey what about me i have 7 exs cause i trust easily x3 but im not sad I will find the one one day

>>732575415
Oh i forgot, and say Z in between moans please??

>>732575292
;w; nuh *hug* i wanna be chur friend

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>>732575332
Oh, so you're blondie? I'm brownie.

>>732575214
The last part is cut off, but thank you. Now, I have something to do, so I'll be back late or tomorrow

>>732575261
Why not? So I can suffer some more?
>>732575295
I highly doubt that.

>>732575482
sure if you kiss me on the cheek~

>>732575533
Please don't hurt me like that. I know you're just trying to be nice but those words make me sad.

>>732575540
noooooo im brownie

>>732575553
XD have a nice day

>;c Alright fine. *kisses on cheek*

>>732575578
I'd advice listening days and days of music, and if you're still in the same situation when you're 30~, I'd reconsider it

>>732575647
hey i promise i wont stop talking to you ill just tell you when I cant talk cause studying but ill be there for you!

>>732575647
From what I'm seeing, you get attached easily

>>732575578
Well im in the same position (or at least a similar one)

And I get sad too, depressed even, but I always have something good to do the next day, or something to look forward to

>>732575732
>///w///< yay <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ph6uKbt8jf

>>732575739
k

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>>732575677
No, I'm brownie.

>>732574236

>>732575903
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ph6uKbt8jf
. /// ^ /// . Alright then

>>732575903
The Z makes it hilarious

>>732575983
XD you got it wrong I have brown eyes and hair

>>732575919
also! hugs! *hug hug hug hug *

Z is a nickname i've gotten over the years of being on the internet

>>732576008
>w< *kisses your nose* nyehe!

>>732576023
XD shhh

>>732575797
I also have to study too because I have computing exam on Tuesday and physics on Wednesday. Are you the blonde person or OP or someone else? I'm a little confused, sorry.
>>732575843
You're probably right. But I almost feel as though people just don't care about me and then I wonder what I'm doing wrong.

>>732576120
Lucky

>>732576120
:3 cool

>>732576066
Oh, so you're the same as me? I thought you were some impersonator lol, sorry.

>>732576197
;o; im op!!! *hug* ;w; im da girl

>>732576197
I have no advice for feeling better, only thing that distracts me from reality is music

The people that are nearest to me are growing more and more distant. I feel like I am actually making myself an outcast, but I don't know what to do about it. I just pretend to like what they like because I feel like I should fit in, but I just don't seem to. Anyone that can help me?

>>732576253
*facepalm* im op the vocaroo one but i also have brown eyes and hair baka

>>732575889
>something good to do the next day, or something to look forward to

What in perticular?
Because after my depression disappeared, I lost every ounce of emotion I have felt. I became empty and careless. I barely even leave my room anymore. I have trouble communicating with people. I also lost interest in the things I used to like with a passion. I constanly set goals that I immediately push further away. (want to learn drawing since last two years still haven't )

>>732576364
o3o im like that too but hey you should be you cause people will like you for that!

o//v//o Could you please talk dirty to me such as things you would like to do to me?
)It's me, Z btw.)

>>732576466
but no-one does

>>732576466
They won't always like you for you.

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>>732576433
I can teach you! this is my drawing!

>>732576433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GD2SBCq64

>>732576290
Oh, okay. /b/ makes it hard to know who is who. So are you doing exams too?
>>732576330
Honestly, same. I've just being expanding into different types of music to not be bored.
>>732576375
Sorry, I'm an idiot...

>>732576541
x3 of course cutie pie~ *nibbles your ear*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nrrpTtP99b

>>732576546
OVO well then I am that no one! my lil cinnamon bun

jesus so many people talking about personal stuff here. maybe we should make a discord chat or something

>>732576637
Something I did was write poems, but I used them and I got bad results because of them. What kind of music do you listen to?

>>732576705
How did you know i liked getting bittten and marked?? o /// . /// o

>>732576433
Well, I always try doing something that makes me feel good about myself, like drawing

At first it was just messy scribbles about characters and fantasy adventure stories I made up whenever I was sad

And eventually I got better and that made me feel better about myself I guess.
I dont know, but what I mean is that it's easier to get through it all when you have a reason to believe you matter, and if you dont then the best thing to do is to give yourself a reason, because no one else will.

Sure, people will love you and care about you, but a reason for being and saying "I matter" only comes from the self. Atleast that's how I understood it.

>>732576575
It looks nice. And while I thank you for the offer, it only solves a little problem.

>>732576786
I would rather not

>>732576786
:P lol add me Ninster#1429

>>732575903
needs moar~

>>732576890
cause i like it sadisticly ^w^

>>732576897
hey if you ever feel down talk to me ill be here for you!

>>732576936
XD oh~?

I added you (again. It's Z)

>>732577043
Thank you.

>>732576844
I wouldn't let that get you down, you should keep at and maybe use the criticism on your poems to grow them. I used to like writing stories and fortunately English is my strongpoint but yeah.

For music... hmm... I'm one of those people who doesn't focus on a certain genre but rather listens to anything I simply enjoy. From Two Steps from Hell to Oasis.

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Can you just shout "EXPLOSION" like Megumin from Konosuba?

>>732576902
are you the blondy

>>732576896
Still as I said, even if I would search for something to do. And try to learn how to, it would end up with me just pushing it further and "doing" it later

>>732577099
*pets you* no probs !

>>732577239
I haven't even told my hair color, but nope, not the one you're looking for.

>>732577316
oh are you the one with the poems

>>732577206
idk how he says but its a try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4fjPM1w05

>>732577090
mhm~ *nudge*;)

MAMA JUST KILLED A MAN

I'm blondy ; A ;

>>732577253
That's no good, you have to not do it later, but do it now
Theres nothing that con help you improve whatever you are trying to learn unless you just sit down and do it, no later

>>732577195
It wasn't the criticism, it was how I used them. Also, my music kinda depends on how I'm feeling. Sad depressing won't help me after a bad day

>>732577415
*hugs* >w< lol you naughty person xD

>>732577377
Ye

>>732577428
X3 Bohemian Rhapsody

>>732577459
Well can you tell me how to resist said urge?

>>732577400
Thanks! It's good enough. ^-^

I feel like there are 2 major conversations going on at the same time

>>732577609
X3 np

>>732577493
hehe mb~ *hugs back and pokes*

>>732577587
Theres no trick to it.
Ill be honest, I waste time and push things to later sometimes, but I just think of how enjoyable it is when i am doing it, and how much easier it gets, and I think about avoiding that pain of not doing anything for a long time then regretting it later on.

Like I said, theres no trick, or secret instruction or life hack, its just how much you want to learn drawing vs how much you want to sit there knowing you'll be sad later

>>732577718
>3< dont poke meh