State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start: >Sous

>Assiantant to the Sous Chef at Wendy's
>$9.65 per hour
>15

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>>732567747
>Chef
You're a fucking burger flipping faggot. Get a real job

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>>732567912

a job is a job

>>732567747
Elvis impersonator
28
$300-per night
Drown in puusays daily

>>732567747
Amateur surgeon, especialized in gun shots and drug abuse
50$ each visit, 50% off if the meat bag dont survive
33

Light bulb fitter
18
$30 per bulb
Free blowjobs when I change op's mums lights

>>732568223
Explain yourself

Cellphone network technical consultant. Thry usually hire me out at $1500-2000 a day, I will see about 50% of that so 200 billable days
= $150000 - $200000 per year. Not a bad life, we do a lot of work with governments so I fly all over thevworld in business class, it only sucks when people shoot at me (happens a couple times a year!!!).

Divorced 9 years now, she got the house n final settlement so what I earn I keep :)

Have a Thai wife in Chiang Mai and a Sudanese wife in Kahrtoum, hope they never meet !!!

>>732567747

>Junior commodities trader
>£180000/y + bonus (usually 200-400%)
>27

>>732568417
After acunulute many debts from med schoil drop and starts to live in a slumpm many drug lords also live here and one day this group smash my door asking to help this monkey withba gun shot in the leg. After thatvI start to work for then and they "friends". Cash is gud so I'll keep doing untilbi can get out of here

Window Washer/Roof Moss Technician
$35 - $40 an hour (profit sharing company)
25

>Walmart Cashier
>$10.00 per hour
>18

>>732569201
What method do you use
I hope you use reach and wash and not nigger teir ladders
£2-£300 a week
Own buisness could make more but lazy as fuck tbh

>>732569469
I only use a deonizer filter with a water pole when I have to. Otherwise it's ladder sets and window squeegees

>>732569593
I started with ladders but the reach and wash method is quicker and easier I use a ionic system
Ro unit
Two pre filters
Di resin
And water softener
Just saving up cash for a heater to be fitted
I've done absailing but that shits not for me Kek

>>732567747
Hope you get promoted to top chef. It pays just slightly more per hour.

>>732569469
I'm part of a profit sharing company, so I make excellent wages and don't have to do any clerical work. I report/bill out jobs through a web-based application. I considered starting my own business, but I live in the Seattle area, so building a client base would be a huge amount of work/marketing. I worked for another company that I was under a non-competitor agreement with, and was just recently acquired by the company I'm currently with. I like being out in the field, instead of the office, so I prefer field tech work as oppose to administrative stuff. Before I did this I was a sport fishing/wildlife viewing guide at a remote wilderness lodge on Kodak Island. I worked four seasons in Kodiak, and now I'm in Washington year-round.

>>732567747
Truck parts sales (Not on commission. Fuck that shit)
$27.50/hr
36

>>732570068
Kodiak* Island

>director of social networking engagements at google
>$ 600,000
>29

ive been here for 13 years
what the fuck am i doing

>>732570068
Sounds like you will go far anon
Your previous job sounds amazing tho

porter
17/hr
20

>>732567747
>PhD candidate/research assistant/TA at Purdue
>24K
>21
just graduated yesterday and won college, feels good man

>>732568717
You're like a more faggoty version of james bond

>>732568128
The only woman who are still into elvis are not the women I would want to stick my dick in.

>>732567747
>sous chef
>Wendy's
I chuckled a little

>>732569886
I'm using the same thing with my water poles. With the resin and whatnot. I prefer window squeegeeing when I can reach the window; it just leaves the window cleaner. I use copper scrubby pads to remove any organics from the glass, and it's not easy to get a window 100% using a pole and brush.

I'm a karaoke DJ, I make free drinks, tips, and $85 a night, which is taxed by the gov at the end of the year. I need to quit this gig.

I also work at a restaurant prepping food in the morning for $11.75

MN USA

>>732567747
Locomotive Operator at Oil Facility
35.05 an hour
34

>>732570511
That's all I use tbh apart from the odd door and internal cleaning
I also have a indoor pole kit for high windows
The quality of the cleans are never a issue unless it's the first clean and they are filthy as hell
Try a soft bristle hybrid head and rinse bar can't fail

>>732568717
The douche is just rolling off of you in waves

>>732571131
Nice

i like how the jobs are either complete shit or banking like a motherfucker

>>732568924
Need an MBA for that? I'm starting out with accounting but want to go back to school later for either an MBA or Law

IT Web Engineer

23

130K a year

>>732570330
It was a heck of a job. Basically I just lived out in a bay on the western end of Kodiak Island, and every morning I would leave on a boat or in a float plane to take people fishing or to look at Kodiak brown bears. It was a huge culture shock for me though because i had never flown before and the only experiences I'd had near the ocean were a couple family vacations to Panama City Beach FL. I grew up in the southern Appalachians (basically the set of Squidbillies) and finally I just got fed up with the lack of industry/being broke all the time. When I was 14 in GA I got a job at Chick-Fil-A and minimum wage was $5.85 an hour. I lived paycheck to paycheck (my family is extremely poor/willfully ignorant conservative religious people) for like five or six years. We were always scrounging for money to buy food/pay the power company. Ive been working full-time at one job or another now for over ten years, and I'm finally comfortably saving money and should have enough to back to the southeast in a couple years and buy whatever house/property I want wherever I want.

It's miserablr being poor. My family just thinks I'm, "very lucky/blessed" and that God has just set me out where I needed to be to make a life for myself. It pisses me the hell of to have to hear them remark all monotone on the phone about how, "blessed" I am to be living as comfortably as I am now.

They can all go to hell. One day I'm going to be living up on a big hill above my dad looking down at his Tyvek house-wrap covered hovel, and I'm going to be getting a tan and drinking lemonade by the pool knowing that I'm a self-made man.

Assitant doctor.
$ 110,000
26

>>732568717
>I'll take $2000 on things that never happen or will ever happen

>>732567747
>chef
>works at wendy's
pick one faggot

>Voice Actor
>$15-40ish per hour
>18

I mean sure the pay varies, but even at its lowest it's above minimum wage and I never have to leave my house because I have a studio in here.

major in the army
€ 7.200 per month
I'm 31 years old

Stocker at Foodlion
$9.50 hourly
19

Singer/songwriter
22 y

around $ 9,000 per week. Sometimes a lot less ($3,000 lowest) and sometimes above $20,000

>>732567747
>Cafe
>$15 per hour
>20

DJ
19
€ 3500 a week i guess

>>732570255
making a decent living sounds like a valid answer to your question

Senior IT Security Officer
just made promotion, so not that much. I make 220K a year.
23 years old

Senior marketing consultant @ Google
700,000 $
30

>>732571499
Sounds awsome anon hope you get what you want
Sounds like you are working for it

>>732568128
pic and timestamp?

Im a heart surgeon for about 8 years now. pretty good in my job., LONG days tho

~ € 450.000 per year, + bonusses for when i meet my quota of deceased clients

37 yr.

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>Gourmet Chef at Five Guys
>$8.66 an hour
>35

Senior senior at Senior. Not so much really, just cleared $12,000,000 plus bonuses and options. Pic related.

>>732571605
Live you tube broad cast ?
Dubs demand it

>>732570404
this was my thought exactly

>>732567747
Legal Extern at the Nevada Supreme Court
unpaid (law student)
22

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>>732571989
20:08
14/5/17

Im a senior at a high tech IT company.
22yr. Make about € 6000 each month!

>>7325677325
>Doesnt even get paid cal minimum wage
Hahaha faggot stop existing anytime

>>732572025
>quota of deceased clients
kek

Lawyer at one of the biggest firms in my country.
currently making up and about € 300.000 each and every year

27 years now. almost 28 tho.. Think i can do better

>>732567747
>Warehouse worker
>$14.50 and hour
>32

>>732572187
do you have downsyndrom?

>>732572041
Nah man my internet isn't good enough for a livestream as of rn. I need to upgrade.

>>732567747
Business Analyst
£51k
37

>>732567747
>Sous Chef
>at Wendy's

kek

Senior warehouse box driver.
driving boxes from pallettes etc around.

140K over 2016, think it will be 150K this year

22

>>732568128
28
Go to back to community college faggot or your gonna be homeless when your too old to work or disabled

Mcdonalds Lead Chef
$9.25 / Hourly
51 years old

>>732567747
E5 Navy

Base pay + all the other shit - just over 6k a month

Senior Business analyst
90K EUR
24

>>732572409
Age 30

Retired
Nothing
42

General in the army

$1,200,000 last year

39

>>732567747
>you're job
No, I'm not job. When I see something like this, I want to turn around 360 degrees and run away, screaming like hell.

>>732572297
No

all these successful ppl on 4chan...

>>732572496
like hell

>>732569469
>ladders
Sounds scary af

>>732572481
nope. not even close...

>>732571499
Good luck, anon!

I've never had it nowhere near as bad, but there was a lot of unemployment where I'm from and I had shit grades (bc working and lazy to memorize stuff), so it was pretty hard to get any job during uni. My grandma always criticized me and said I'll end up being homeless, I've no chance to get anywhere in life, etc.

>software security engineer
>$11/hr (not really rich, but at least higher middle class where I am from)
>27 yo

>>732572496
you inbread mongoloid. If you turn 360 degrees celcius you will face the same direction retard

>>732572606
Never been there? All the screams from the tortured souls...

>>732572669
11 an hour
upper middle class
where the fuck are you from?

>>732572645
Im a brigadier General. i do make 1,2M every year.
I manage about 800 marines. I make enough from the bonusses i get.
You're probably a virgin soldier. Fuck if you were under my division, i would fuck you in your anus.

>>732572612
They they are 'and only fags and imagrants use ladders

>>732572806
11€ an hour is pretty decent in europe.

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>>732572592
Are you sure?

>>732572821
>fucking anuses
makes 1.2m

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Radio Production director
40k
35

>Pest Control Technician
> $19.00 per hour
>28

>>732572806
Czech rep. The median hourly wage is $6.43. It's worse to the east and better to the west, but I like the beer and girls here.

>>732572821
>Makes 1.2 Million per year
>Brigadier General
>completely inept at basic english
kk

>>732572925
being a hooker really seems to pay off tho i should try that

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>>732572887
yes just Cross referance my face on the pic with this one I post there is no similarities

Senior Software Engineer Officer
(SSEO)

€ 180.000

23

>>732573097
Go away downie

>>732573050
we do not do english in our country. Matter of fact currently we are planning multiple wars against west :)