I am going to boil my pet cat alive soon. Unless /b/ tries

Boiling a pet human is better

Go for it

I won't, do it

lol fuck off. that cauldron has an arrow sticking out of it and some bastards hand is in the top corner.

>>732545549
Boil your pussy instead

>>732545549
Attacking the defenseless is weakness

>>732545549
my rule is simple. never kill anything you've voluntarily spent more than a day around.

they come back when you sleep.

OP here. You guys are doing good so far. Some of you have made me laughed. Keep it up and you might save a cat's life.

>>732545776
>aghaching te thufenslus us woeknus

You know you sound fucking retarded right?

>>732545549
We know you won't do it

>>732545549
just do it anyway you degenerate. You obviously already got the idea to do it but if you wanr 4chan to tell you not to then you are just bait trying to be an epic thread.

Either stream the shit or fuck off mane.

>>732545549
does it have a horrible infectious disease? i mean sure kill it and save the other cats. but sell us on the idea of alive boiling. maybe it is covered in seed ticks containing a pathogen and the best way to kill it is at arms length because you dont have a gun just a stick and some rope and any concussive trauma would dislodge the horrifying diseased ticks on the world?

why sir?

>>732545776
Beta cuck detected

>>732545549
life is a pointless hole of senseless cruelty and shit. what better way to fuck with it it than love?

>>732545776
I guess the system of Animals is weak then. And humans and general. Everyone is fucking weak then huh.

Why.

Cats are god-tier animals and are funny as shit. Rehome your pet for good karma.

If you're of European descent, the reason you even exist right now is probably because of cats. From a site on human history:

Interestingly, the fate of mankind was curiously linked to that of the common house cat. When the cat populations rose, the Black Plague pandemic ebbed, and when the cat population plummeted, the black plague made a resurgence. The plague was spread by fleas that lived on rats. A viscious cycle kept the disease going. Infected fleas would bite a rat, and the rodent would become infected. Then other fleas biting the infected rat would become infected themselves. Once the host rat died of the plague, any fleas living on it would find themselves homeless and would go in search of a new host. Unfortunately, this often took the form of a human.

Plus, you're a faggot.

>>732545549
If you do, it will only prove how pathetic and weak you are

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>>732545776
this nigga knows what's up

>>732545549
Bring it to a slow boil and Facebook live feed

>>732545549
Give the animal to a shelter and kill yourself instead.

Do it and we find you. Autistic Faggot.

So many reddut fags

>>732545549
Boil yourself alive instead, the cat's life is worth more.

>>732546236
You're not fooling anyone, ledditor

Seriously though, if the guilt doesn't fuck your life up, one of us will find you.

>>732545549
>Cats are god-tier animals

Stopped reading cause cats are selfish assholes that shit and piss on/in your home.

>>732545868
Fucking new fag.

>>732546236
You will only be able to detect them if your were one of them faggot.

>>732546464
If you can't train an animal not to piss and shit in your house then you have failed them.

Know that kid that beat his cat and that 4chan fucked up his life?

That will happen to you...

>>732546613
Get a dog, you know, an actual companion that could potentially save your life when shit goes down.

And your house won't smell weird when people come over. Every person I've ever known that has cats had a shitty smelling house.

>>732547211
You have clearly never been in a house with a dog before.

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>>732547211
It's not hard to be smarter than you and every person you've ever known then.

>>732547286
Lul

Nice b8 m8

>>732545801
That fucked me up cuz its fuckin true.

>>732547423
Enjoy your shit-crusted, dog stank house.

>>732545549
So, do it; you sick ,twisted fuck.

>>732547624
> shit crusted

Enjoy your house smelling like a ripe meth lab and only slightly chemically masked fecal matter.

>>732547211
I have 3 dogs and 1 cat
My dogs fucking stink and the 2 males piss on everything in sight
Your logic is flawed.

>>732547949
So bathe your damn dog filthy nigger scum and neuter your cat. Logic isn't flawed, you hygiene habits , however, are.

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>>732547828
>Thinking everyone else lives in filth

>>732545868
Go back to facebook

>>732548094
It isn't projection, I lived with someone who had 3 male cats and 2 females. Smelled like a fuckin meth lab. Besides, I was only posting as that anon was posting. I know not everyone lives in filth see>>732548073

>>732548073
You can bath them and an hour later they stink again obviously you don't even have a dog
And my cat is neutered
You're right your logic isn't flawed, because there's no logic there to begin with

>>732545549
This is the 10th time you posted this you attention seeking faggot.

Go kill yourself.

Dubs of truth.

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>>732548274
I keep him clean. Try again fucker.

>>732548219
>someone who lived with too many animals

There's your problem, you dumb fuck.

>>732548427
No shit Watson, did you formulate that all by yourself?

>the point
>air
>you

>>732548415
Why does your dog look sad do you touch him? Is that the only reason you keep him clean? Also your dog is a nigger
Nigger Tucker

>>732548546
He just woke up.

Nigger tucker?

That's a new one to me.

>>732545549
Attacking something that can't fight for itself implies weakness. People who do shit like that are disappointments and failures. :/

>>732548544
You live with too many animals of any kind and your shit is going to stink. That has nothing to do with dogs or cats, you inbred faggot. But live with only one dog or one cat, the dog's house is going to smell worse every time.

>>732548415
>those sheets
>those walls
Anon lives in government housing and is a broke ass nigger

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>>732545868
>you know you

>>732548415
Good job, you proved you have a dog, though I never said anything about not keeping him clean, sure he looks clean but he probably fucking stinks, I have 3, they look clean, but they fucking stink, also I'm not one of those dirty cunts that lets their pets sleep on their bed which obviously you are, and yet here you are talking others being unhygienic

>>732548681
Actually. 5 isn't too terribly many and you can keep things smelling fresh if you aren't nasty.

He was a nasty guy.

I mean yeah at some point it will stink but if it's contstantly smelling up the place, the problem is you, not 5 pets.

You have to clean up after them and bath atleast once a week and shit use good smelling soap.

B O is normal for fluffier dogs so keep them shaved up.

Honestly we're kind of on the same page here i'm not exactly sure why you're so out of sorts about this.

Either trolling or stupid or both.

Carry on fuckwad.

>>732549008
No doesn't stink. I bathe him regular.
>>732548710
Yes. I am broke working my ass off to get out of here.
It's not government housing. It's a trailer.
I'm not ashamed. I don't live with my parents at 27 so I have that.

You can't piss me off by trying to make fun of me. Doesn't work in the real world and It wont work here.
Im short , fat and have a 6 inch wiener.

I keep things honest.

>>732548602
Tucker; scat detection dog
Nigger tucker; nigger scat detection dog
Your dog detects nigger shit and eats it before licking your face, nigger.

>>732549021
>5 isn't too terribly many

Give your animals up for adoption so they don't have to put up with your nasty habits any longer.

>>732549294
Yeah you missed the part about them someone else's pets. I can't do that.

>>732549273
That's an interesting definition.

Put it on Urban dictionary.

>>732549363
If you think that is acceptable then never own a pet.

>>732549468
Right again with the implying

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>>732549273
The math adds up

It wouldn't be cool

>>732545801
I think we're missing the real jewel of the thread here

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4chan lets roll
leak your ex gf
>Snαpchαt d.com

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OP here. So I boiled my cat.

>>732549723
Oh shit.

That's pretty cool.