My wife has really been into ass play lately and I fucked her ass for the first time in years last week and just used slobber from her blowing me. While it was cool because it's something we never really do and it's tighter, I spent the whole time thinking that I'd rather be in her wet, slippery, pussy. What's the best oil based flavored lube for anal?
>>732543090
Also, oily anal thread.
>>732543138
.gif edition
>>732543090
>it's tighter
Obviously fake it's only tight at the entrance and at first. Then it's looser.
I've heard coconut oil, but she hates the taste/smell of coconuts.
>>732543306
Still tighter than a pussy that's been eaten and fingered and fucked for forty-five minutes.
Come on, guys. I thought /b/ being nothing but virgins was just a meme.
>>732543090
burnt oil from a V8 engine
Guaranteed satisfaction.
>>732543745
Both our cars are six cylinders. Will that work?
Bump
>>732544492
Fuck off
You people are fucking useless
>>732543704
>actchually.jpg
baby oil.
>>732543090
I forget the name but it was some sort of strawberry from adamandeve. I think the idea of anal is better than actually doing it. Just doesn't feel like you expect plus the amount of relubing gets old after the 3rd time.>>732543090
>>732544776
Looking for something flavored because she likes having her ass eaten and I like eating her ass.
>>732543443
Obviously you've never had anal.
Castor oil or avacado oil
>>732544799
That's exactly it. It was like "it's cool that I'm fucking her in the ass, but I kinda wish I was in her pussy." That's why I thought I'd try lube.
>>732544887
Not for extended periods of time. Just for a couple minutes at the end after we've done everything else. Maybe it's just my wife, but she gets loose as fuck after she's cum a couple of times.
>>732544799
>>732545000
Silicone based lube bruhs
Stays slick forever, no reapply
>>732545242
Any brand you would recommend?
>>732545128
Obvious underage virgin is obvious
>>732543306
Obviously fake reply because all of the women that I have had anal with, even ones that preferred anal, were always tighter all the way through. All of them...
J Lube
Not oil based but it's great. Use loads and get all sloppy mmm
>>732545443
Pic related but honestly I've tried a few and they've all been good. Won't wash off without soap, FYI
>>732545599
All relative
>>732545559
>>732545739
>All relative
I dunno...I have a pretty good sample size and their rectums have all been uniformly tighter than their vaginas - which have had a much higher degree of variability.
>>732545599
>All of them.
You're obviously a virgin so...
>>732546255
>>732543090
dude, i had the same, just buy a dildo for her ass en dp her, she will love it.. and you 2, dont get a big dildo, just a small one..
>>732543090
Why has your wife been into ass play all of a sudden?
>>732546616
Tyrone has made her pussy too loose to feel my dick
>>732546312
Kek
>>732546312
Obvious virgin is obvious
>>732546616
We had sex one night and she had put a long t-shit on that covered the top half of her ass and she hadn't put her panties on yet and her ass looked really good so I made her jump in the shower and wash her ass because I wanted to eat it. As it turns out, it drives her wild.
>>732546972
>>732547535
fuck u
>>732546445
>>732546695
>>732546796
IRL oldfag, so dream on 12-year olds
>>732543368
Purified coconut oil doesnt taste nor smell anything like coconut. No smell at all.
>Dating GF for four years
>Always wanted to try anal but wasn't sure how to approach her
>After having sex one day ask her if she wants to try it
>She says yeah, she was afraid to ask me
>Try it
>At first she thought it was nothing special
>Second time she loved it
>Now get anal twice or so a week
>Blow loads in booty hole
Her cunt is pretty nice to fuck, but, I prefer the butt.
>>732547651
You'd be surprised how happy successful and well adjusted some of us are. Of course the only way you can feel better about yourself is to assume we're all cucks NEETs and neckbeards. Only true idiots assume to know people on the internet. Alas, this post will be ignored by you to your own detriment.
>>732549171
>I prefer the butt
So you're gay then
Recently had anal with my girlfriend for the first time and we just used standard durex stuff, worked great.
Bought her a set of butt plugs to try because anal play has been a long time fantasy of mine and we've recently started doing a bit of S&M which we're enjoying.
Put the first one into her arse and to my surprise she actually seemed to enjoy it. Played with it for a while before moving up to the next size followed by the next, each time she seemed to enjoy the feeling more. After a few minutes of playing with the plug in her arse I asked her if she wanted to try anal and got a definite yes response.
Lubed up and jumped right in, it was great fun but as others have suggested the tight part is only around the rim and hand to keep thrusting all the way out and back in to get myself to cum.
She actually seemed to be enjoying it a lot, but I assumed she was just playing it up for my benefit. However I realized how much she really was enjoying it when I reached around to her pussy and found a stream of juices gushing out and down her legs.
All in all it was a lot of fun, she loved the sensation of my cock filling her arse and I enjoyed cumming in her arse. She douched beforehand, was expecting it to be messy but it wasn't.
I get the feeling anal is going to become part of our regular routine.
>>732549658
Maybe I am.
>>732549882
Then admit it so you can live an authentic life faggot
>>732549171
My gf brought up that she wanted to try it. We still do it sometimes because she's into it, but honestly I just prefer her pussy.
>>732550341
Finally someone who gets it
>>732550567
Lol obviously the only faggot using reaction images. Quit bashing on peoples preferences because you don't like anal.
>>732550936
I don't think he is bashing anyone's preference. Be the best closet faggot that you can be.
>>732550936
>faggot
>doesn't like anal
Pick one
>>732543090
Nigger buy some fucking Astroglide and stop being black. Water based lubes only, don't use oil of any sort
>source
Married a woman who loves getting railed in the ass, we do butt stuff probably 6/10 times we have sex anymore
Pina Colada Butt Lotion
>>732551393
>Married a woman who loves getting railed in the ass, we do butt stuff probably 6/10 times we have sex anymore
>woman
>has a penis
>>732551560
>he doesn't know women outside of 4chan don't have dicks
>>732549561
This. There are a lot of pretty normal, non losers on here.
The chicks in porn and my own girl prefers coconut oil. In porn they just shove a little chunk of coconut oil up their ass and it melts in there and really does a great job.
>>732551732
>>732549658
>has sex exclusively with a woman
>gay
Only on 4chan
>>732551711
>normal
I never said or implied normal. /b/ is definitely NOT for normal people thank god. Well adjusted implies we had to adjust to begin with.
>>732551985
To be gay means you're attracted to men regardless who you actually fuck
>>732551732
>>732549171
Pics of gf?
>>732543704
Sauce on this one?
>>732549834
You stretched it out with plugs, though. The only thing bigger than my thumb that I use is my dick. Maybe that's why it's tighter for me.
>>732552958
Here you go fam