Hey /b/ how do i get my sister to sleep with me we have a pretty

You don't

>>732535048
Not very helpful there must be some wincest /b/ros with some tips and tricks

Become an hero

>>732535048
this
just download tinder or some shit

>>732535085
>asking for advice from other anons who have never done it either
lol

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>>732534971
Seriously /b/ros i really need to fuck her

>>732535287
she has been really touchy feely as of late hugging me for longer giving me compliments walking around in her underwear wearing Lingerie etc

>>732535433
>She's been wearing lingerie for me, how do I fuck her?

What do you want from me, the birds and the bees?

>>732535630
i want to know how i approach her

>>732535723
Try giving her a massage, or make an effort to physically touch her. You might also want to compliment her lingerie.

If you have a laptop you can kick back on your bed and put on a not so obvious but lude movie. Have some drinks that you dont need to keep getting up to make and some snacks.

You should prep the night before. Maybe grab a cheap ice bucket to throw a bottle and a mixer in. Clean your room and shit you filthy nigger. Make it smell all good and shit.

As the night goes on get a little playful. Maybe wrestle around, don't be obvious about it but have a gentle touch and she might be into it. Whatever you do don't be persistent if you can tell she is uncomfortable. Just shut it down and hope she blows it off as her imagination.

God speed anon.

>>732535723
from behind, bitches love doggy sex position.

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>>732536068
>>732535918
thanks /b/ros

Also when the lude scenes come on just try to be chill and comfortable about watching them with her.

Also pick up condoms. If she askes you to wrap up don't blow it by having to sit there and convince her to go in without because you didn't fuckin buy any. You can slip it off after a bit and chances are it will feel to good for her to get mad.

>>732534971
Apart from trying to get into some semi-sexual/sensual situations and letting her do the step I dont see any way without creeping her out.
If you really are close to her you would never want her know the truth while it is a total nogo for her.

Making compliments about her and letting her know that you think she is hot (especially if you are drunk at that time) is the farthest I would push. And even that I would always start in a playfull manner.

Has she seen your dick yet?

>>732537174
yes she has

Any more pictures op?

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>>732537703
sis in a bikini

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my sis

>>732537886

Dam OP. She is hot as hell.

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>>732538056
also have some pics of our mom

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>>732538056

>>732538187

Is that really her? Jesus dude. Do they model professionally?

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MOAR

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>>732538888
oh boi

>>732538926

Hell yeah thanks for being a good sport. Post updates if anything happens son. Make us proud.

>>732538926
>>732538375
found her fb want me to post this to her OP ;)?

>>732539253

Bullshit. Screencap or GTFO.

>>732539253
intradesting, go on

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>>732539720
>>732539588

>>732539253
I did some reverse image search and couldn't find shit. I call bullshit until you post a screencap.

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>>732539253

DO IT FAGGOT!

>>732539826

Well yeah screencap the thread and send it you fucking nigger.

How did you find it lol I was trying to do the same thing but I'm on mobile.

>>732539826
How'd you do that? I seriously want to know. What did you use to find her?

>>732539855

Same. Maybe he found a way to use the filename. I didn't have any luck.

>>732540006
I'm honestly not even interested in the girl anymore. I just wanna know how he did that. I am seriously jealous.

https://www FB com/profile.php?id=1103746488

Maluue Brohammer

I found it(and posted it unlike the other faggot), somebody screenshot the thread and send it to her

>>732538926
>>732539924
>>732539950
used this its clearly a fb file name you take 1021060040002189 these numbers and insert them on a facebook url

>>732540130
Oh shit. Nice. Thanks, anon. o7

I feel like I've intentionally left some of the file names. This might be some clever bait. He actually didn't even talk about it too much.

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Found her brother

Ah see i tried that and it didn't work. Nice find man.

Well whether or not it's a ruse I'm sending her screencaps of everything when I get home here in about 15 minutes.

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>>732534971
>the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood
>only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

Can somebody post a better screenshot.

Stop it guys. Just HOLD on.

This can be a disguised personal army request without you even knowing it.
Maybe OP wants to take revenge on both and stupiditly uploads direct fb photos.

Awell i dont really care tho

>>732540505
Its like they already having sex? Srry virgin here

>>732534971
>Watch Cruel Intentions, its kind of a guide

>>732534971
That's a normal brother/sister relationship, op.
Doesn't necessarily mean she wants to fuck you.

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Kek
>be me come across a post on how to get sister in bed
> random anons work together to fuck him over (whether it's bait or not unclear).
>best kek is when someone is getting fucked over by his own post

If somebody can find his parents and friends I'll send screenshots everybody

>>732535254
so break into her room, hold her down and fuck her. Bonus points for live stream or webm for uncle 4chan

>>732540645
This smells more like an elaborate personal army request honestly.

Either that or OP is really fucking dumb.

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>>732534971

why do you ameritards say "sleep with me" to say that you don't want to sleep but to fuck?

>>732540736
I honestly hope that OP is just really fucking dumb. That would be great.

Yeah it seemed too easy now you mention it

>>732535723
>Nah! It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story".

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>>732537295
pic related

>>732534971
Probably drug her or get her black out drunk.

When I was a no kiss virgin I was into some really kinky shit that I masturbated to, until I got me some and don't watch that stuff as much.

So this >>732535114

>>732540748
No need to get rude. Suspension of disbelief is key, my dude. Stuff like this is way more fun that way.

I'm almost home. I'll send screenshots and I'll let you know what she replies.

>>732540871
Keeping the thread alive until then.

Godspeed, anon.

>>732540871
I'm going to stay tuned for the show...

>>732540871

God spead

>>732540505

why does his face appear so gay?

>>732540928
OP has gone silent, so this might really be just a set up. I still hope he's just a huge fucking idiot though.

>>732540418
this is sissy Op?

He's just another /b/ tard. That's why

>>732540520
you spelled autistic wrong

>dumbfuck

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Though I gotta admit that she really is a cutie.

>>732540871
please dont dude i dont wanna have my life ruined ill literally do anything please

>>732541039
Kek

>>732540576
>>732540736
THIS

i dont believe any of this shit. Not going to ruin someones life for no reason

>>732541085
Bait

>>732541110
Might still be a good idea to message her about all this? I would wanna know if some weirdo was making claims he's my brother and wants to fuck me on the internet.

>>732541172
she might even know who might be doing it if it isnt her brother.
Definitely worth asking

>>732541110
lets ruin yur life

>>732541214
Yeah, that's what I thought. Might be a salty ex or some bullshit. Who knows.

>>732541172
>If ypu aont got tits this is all lies.

Go upstairs, Mom is calling you to go to bed

>>732541215
Try me little faggot

>>732541271
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>732541333
where'd you get that old shit from? good job, newfag.

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Alrighty im home. Can someone do me a solid and get a better screenshot of the thread. I'm on mobile and I don't want to send her 50 screenshots if I don't have to.

This is the most obvious false flag personal army request I've ever seen

>>732541333

Dude are you for real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar. You fucking guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. It's Guerrilla warfare, you fucking ass douchebag cunt
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
10. If your SO badass, than why are you on /b/?

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>>732541404
this should be okay

>>732541377
! the new fags are here to replace all of you old fags. T
We will recruit the help of anonymous and back trace your IP and report it to the Cyber police! You better bjrn your PC and then throw are the trash can right now before they find you...

cwIfDuZEDoY

Ha this is a youtube video of her talking bout makup or some shit

>>732541547

Sweet thanks man.

>>732541404
posting on imgur because file is too big

>>732541490
You must be new here.

>>732541481
https://i.imgur.com/13DUJf2.jpg

There you go, fam.

>>732541490
>*liar

I see that someone else did not even graduate

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>>732541579
>cwIfDuZEDoY


Malua Brohammer


The name is just to perfect for this thread.

>mfw some faggot is doing a hidden personal army request but it backfires and bro and sis have sex

>>732541639
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

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Heh.

>>732541615
Fuck. Used the wrong reply before.

Here:
>>732541650

>>732541874
Godspeed. o7
Keep us updated.

>>732541683
hahah yeah right :D

>>732541884

Hell yeah thanks for that one too. I'll send it also.

>>732541874
here we go

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>>732540505
She wants his dick. Get OP laid, faggot!

>>732540618
This

>>732541874
don't let the thread die pls. I want to see her reaction

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Dumping random shit to keep the thread alive

>>732542158

If it does i will post updates when she replies with the name "operation morning redhead"

Dejavu

Don't you 404 on me

>>732541085
She wants your dick, faggot. Let /b/ spit some game for you.

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Dumping too

>>732542221
Ive just been in this place before HIGHER ON THE STREET

>>732542252
AND YOU KNOW ITS MY TIME TO GO

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>>732541874

>>732541874

You are a God amongst men

pls don't 404

>>732542267
>>732542252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM
i watch this every night before i sleep

I just want to see her feet tbh

>>732541874
I hope she fucks OP good.

And this is why I choose 4chan over sleep

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Maybe...shell be so grateful she just offers to let /b/ run train. She looks up for it.

>>732542419
Based trump

rolling for "OP is a prolapsed liar"

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My gf who's clearly out of my league.

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>>732542561
rolling

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>>732542561
rolllllllllllllll

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This pic is my fetish hot women wearing satin

>>732542561
Check em

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Tits McGee, best tits I've seen

>>732542602
Whats her rate?

>>732542700
Cheched

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If she hasent fucked him shes is 100% going to

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>>732542724

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>>732542778
Who wants her fb?

>>732542816
do you have nudes?

>>732534971
dropbox dot kom /sh/hw7eqjk3vizs76j/AACmwrNJgyTbtr-cCs9issk9a?dl=0

>>732542816
Post her fb and kik

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>>732542816

>>732542730
There is no rate. You do have to have a damn good job to support her lifestyle tho. She's a gold digger. I love that shit though.

>>732540871
Godspeed you glorious bastard

>>732542835
Fucking wish I did

>>732534971
Just grab her by the pussy

>>732541874
Oh shit haha

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>>732542920
>there is no rate
>have to pay to keep her

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Game on niggas. She still hasn't replied to the screenshot.

>>732541874

UPDATED US YOU CUCK

Stop keeping the nudes to yourself

>>732543168
OH BOY SHITS COOKIN

How to stop it from saying it's spam? Can't share her fb url

>>732543168
POWER LEVELS RISING

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>>732542897

>>732543210
Stop trying to paste her url
any anon with half a brain cell can find it in seconds
we dont need the /b/etards ruining the fun

>>732543252
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSJFdpKAQnt/

>>732543301
Fu nut cake

Get drunk and wrestle

>>732543381

HOLY JESUS FUCK! I KNOW THIS GRILL! SHE FUCKING STUDIES AT THE SAME UNIVERSITY AS ME!

I'M FUCKING FAMOUS!

>>732542561
roll

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Still nothing. How many of you retards are blowing her shit up.

>>732543543
Haha /b/ro got ur facebook now u dun goofd

>>732543543
Send her the screengrab

>>732543662
XD stellies?

>>732543543
no sir you are a 4chan user and should not talk about this site outside of your computer

>>732543676

I'm on mobile. Give me a proper screengrab

>>732543662
post url then

>>732543676

Have you not been reading the thread you dumb fucking nigger

Its look so obvious OP cant be this dumb look like a personnal army request

>>732543815
fb//fatniggerfaggot

>>732543857
She may reply to someone she knows

>>732544050

Yeah she blocked me before she responded. Game over.

>>732535433
Dude she wants to fuck. Just be like "why you wearing lingerie all the time, you know I'm a guy riggt? We can't always control ourselves." Rest will play out

>>732542602
More?

>>732542876
Got it on another host? Dropbox disabled your link due to too much traffic

>>732544087
fucking nigger

>>732540418
>>732540505
This whole thread is just a reverse nypa attempt. I hope none of you fags fall for it.
>>732540546
This >>732540576
This >>732540736

>>732534971
Just ask her, I've been sleeping with my sister since I was 18 and she was 16. We still hang out like we've always done with the added advantage of being fuck buddies.

>>732544334
poor girl=(

>>732544334
Great work anon. You are now chief commander of OPs personal army

OP is just a fagget who have been cucked

>>732544267
its incest bro how did you manage this?

OSHHIIITTT

>>732540748
There is this spanish movie called "Why do they call it love when they mean sex?"
Eufemisms crop up everywhere.

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>>732544334
>Expects EPIC BREAD LEL CAPPED.
>In reality he gave a dipshit his personal army.

>>732544424
this

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AER YOU FJKACU OIGFNMAOPSJ ;CUNT HTATYSO UYOAUR SISIT INNAO NOWN IAHTAHW ATO KI LL YOUR CAT YO UFUCMIGN CKI LTY OU IW KSDIE REEEEREREE
sorry

She's just saying the pictures are stolen. Its all a ruse she didn't give a fuck.

>>732544334
Oh yes.

what if we were all pawn in ops game

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>>732544334

Op's moment of truth

>>732544529
Post proof nigger

>>732544334
maybe she can be ok with that

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Op is a fag. Nothing to see here.

>>732544334
might wanna let her know that it might just be someone claiming to be her brother and not actually her brother

>>732544544
Nice quads checked!

>>732544334
I think OP is not gonna get that pussy anymore.

>>732544640
you have no idea how this rolling thing works, do you

>>732544667
lol newfag

I think we can all agree that this thread was fucking cancer.

>>732544667
Nice trips my friend

>>732544689
>>732544640
oh dear god please stop this is embarrassing

checkem ;)

>>732544630
I guess this is the end.

>>732544796
I expected more

>>732544796
yeah. let's retire this thread. it's been through a lot.

>>732544859
>>732544856
>>732544796
its obvious shes getting Boned by him

>>732544630
Did u make sure she saw the text? Seems like she only reacted to the pics

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Update

>>732544915
This

>>732545017
is he tagged on a pic on fb?

What the fuck do i say to that lol

>>732545136
Highlight op

>>732545136
just tell her that it's anonymous and that it might not even be him or something. She obviously doesn't get how 4chan works.

Maybe tell her that the first post claims to be him? I don't even know, dude.

>>732545017
the plot thickens

Tell mr 4chan is behind this and he wants to see pussi

>>732545286
lol

>>732545136
Just highlight the posts from her brother!

>>732545136
Nudes and we will explain

>>732544436

We fooled around prior to actually sleeping together. Used each other to practice before messing around with other people.

That turned into sleeping together when we didn't have anyone else we were serious with (sometimes even then). She has her tubes tied so no worries of her getting pregnant.

>>732545209
WHY would u do that? Army request or not. WHY don't u wanna see her reaction to her brother wanting to fuck her?

>>732535918
every girl knows the massage trick, no man just willingly gives out massages unless he is trying to influence. You might as well put up a big flag that says, "Will you fuck me now?"

>>732545312

Sent. Waiting on reply.

>>732545497
You're the real OG here, man.

ask her if the things he wrote are right. if so, it just can be him :)
tell her

>>732545497
Yeah, seriously. Thanks for your services, anon. o7

>>732545497
This thread can't die. Op needs to get in trouble with his sister

This thread is fake and i confirm the death of it

roll to keep threat alive

Bumping for interest

>>732545642
I know its fake yet i still want to see it to the end

>>732545642
Not on my watch
Roll

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Np mah niggas. Also update. I don't want to link her to tge thread and have her see me postin these shots yet.

>>732545715
roll

>>732545574
go fuck yourself with a bag of dick you fuckin fagget
>o7

>>732545856
Yeah, makes sense. Godspeed.

Bumping for justice

>>732545856
Can you find her brothers first name?

>>732545856
do it !
she will never know you and then she sees it`s real

>>732545919
o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7

Flat is justice

>>732545957
Her facebook profile has been posted. Just check it out. There are plenty of pics with him in it and he even commented. Just read the thread, dude.

>>732545856
Now you say the service does not require registration and that it's anonymous but her brother fucked up and didn't cover his tracks so her fb was found.
She could just ask him if it's him...

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>>732545957
here you faggets go

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>>732544630
aww

>>732546029
And he could lie himself out of this shit situation.

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>>732541490
He took the bait.

Never take the bait.

Your too new.
Back Reddit, uh... I mean back to 9gag you go !

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Hah

Well the way I did it with my sister is I just said I really want to be naked with you, she wanted to see me naked as it turned out. We got naked and played with each other, fucking blast. If she's into it the question will do, if she ain't then all you got is duct tape.

>>732546164
is hacking

>>732546164
Tell her to just fucking ask her brother!

>>732546164
>>732545856
can someone explain to her how 4chan works or just link her the thread

This thread is turning really pathetic really fast

>>732546164
send her all fotos from threat

>>732546251

Why this is funner

>>732546220
lmao

>>732546315
>funner

>>732546220
The hacker known as 4chan

>>732546315
>funner

Wat

>>732546282
Maybe there will be a photo from her to Op personally. Then she'll realize that no one. "is hacking"

>>732546457
and ask her, if things he said are real

>>732541764
Bahahaha this faggot replied to copy pasta

She wants to know how i found the thread. I want to somehow get her to send nudes.

>>732546164
*your brother is doing it, he wants to have sex with you..
Danish ppl are pretty dumb tho, she migth not understand AT all what this is about tho. *Han vil bolle dei

Also the only person gaining anything from ppl beliving this is fake is op trying to save his ass

>>7325465
newfag

>>732546457
That's right. Also tell her exactly that possibility because she doesn't seem to be clever enough to comprehend that

>>732546538
say you are a 4chaner
and she should ask her brother if he knoes 4chan

>>732546597
atleast we arent as cucked as sweden :,) also hello norwegian fagg

>>732546606
Shit fuck mobile.

>>732546606

>>cant even greentext-link to a post.
Gtfo normie from my bord you inbread mongoloit

>>732541874
Good job anon, I hope this thread doesn't die before we get a response from her...

>>732546733
I should kill myself

>>732546954
Stream it faggot

>>732546995
Roll

>>732544334
You anon are truly awesome.
Now try and lure her to this thread....

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>>732546527

his reply is pasta, hows that bait tasting?

>>732546677
Sup
Var det du som lagde tråden?

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Hope i didn't fuck up. Thought she would appreciate the complement. Then i could say i will tell her who for a sexy pic.

>>732547169
lol ja har det for grineren over det her

>>732547175
Well you did. She is going to think you is hacking

>>732547175
>he posted a picture of you looking all cute lol.

absolute fucking loser

If she doesn't respond in the next 5min im just gonna link her to the thread. Unless sombody can Photoshop her bikini picture naked. I'll send her that if one of you niggers are capable.

>>732547175
Worthless piece of shit

>>732547175
yeah, I'm pretty sure she's not gonna appreciate that. Sorry, boo.

>>732546164
>>732545856
Sub 40 iq

>>732547175
Such a beta reply fucking fag

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>>732547175
well done you fucking mong

>>732547246

Fuck you nigger. If you ask for tits it wont work you gotta say some gay shit first.

>>732547212
Lol Morro dette ja, hun kunne klikka meir da

>>732547175
Just admit to her that you are a retarded horny faggot.

>>732547166
whos baiting a bait ?
>bait himself ?

>>732547415
>implying there is anything you could say that would get her to send nudes

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>>732547456
K now what retard.

>>732547618
Just stop!!

>>732547618
"And I saw your brother posting pics and needed to wank off"

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Ruse is up niggers. Incoming lulz.

>>732547618
How did you manage to become the faggot in someone else's thread? You stole OPs thunder!

>>732547791
Yes

>>732547791
Hey Maluue håber du nyder din tråd ;)

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>>732547618
Did you just...

>>732547884
fuck off back to tumblr you cancer

Maluue you have great tits

God dammit i was doing all good and shit until my autism fuckin took over. Bitch is cute, my dick typed it out.

>>732547791
Oh shit , all act normal!

H..Hi miss' Brohammer! Lovely day isnt it?

>>732547938
>my dick typed it out
Top kek

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>>732547791
>>732547618
>>732547895

>>732547989
You're doing great. She'll expect nothing.

>>732547989
autism

>>732547618
You're not even a fag. You've transcended into the world of wizardry. You powers of virginity will crush meer mortals >>732548143

>>732547989
cringe

>>732547791
>>732547618
having a wank to your tits

Is op an hero yet?

>>732547895
Kill yourself you useless piece of human garbage.

Your mom should have had you jizzed on her face by your abusive dad, before getting her skull bashed in.
You are worthless to the point where actual cancer is more pleasing to think that your ugly ass

>>732548308
:D

>>732548308
you have autism

>>732548308
Lulz

Im gonna ask her hand in holy matrimony guy she is the one

>>732548308
>No problem :D

>>732548308
Cringe

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>>732548539

>>732548514

Anything besides talking to your wow clan is cring you fuckin gaylord

>>732548603
Stop fucking faggot

>>732548627
> no problem :D

>>732548539

Finally a decent question

>>732548627
> no problem :D

>>732548603
go back to tumblr

>>732548656
>>732548703
why is pepe now tumblr?