Vocaroo Thread Type out something autistic and I will read it.

Ooo ye

Fist me (100 x times)

im op and i am a trap

>>732526431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BbROZraRmc

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Starlight Glimmer is best pony.

>>732526536
wtf is that buzzing in the background

>>732526508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EEjdAtYJdT
>>732526517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pt5xbD0htR

"Screaming satanic chants, he picks up the emo man and swallows him whole, absorbing all of his emo vitamins."

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>732526431
I like to pee pee when i poo poo i like to fart shart when in wall mart

Alright here it goes. " I once saw a very large storm come across the ocean. The rain fell across the top of the water towards me. I dashed to shelter as fast as I could, but it had finally caught up to me. Each drop felt like the weight of the sun crashing upon me. Piercing bone, blood spewed out of my body uncontrollably. I lay there, dead and pelted into the surface of the Earth. Nothing of me was left when the storm passed. I was part of the sea now, Like a rain drop in the ocean."

So i was lying there, touching my pee-pee, thinking about the sweet deep voice of that nigger i met in discord. it felt so good i came under 30 seconds

>>732526539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YV0M2JPiYy
>>732526543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EBIc3bH441

>>732526743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HWYL3MGewS
>>732526976
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oSZPDuh1BM
>>732527030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DQ6TRnDfhC
>>732527305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fukK8lJanG

"your a cool dude"

>>732527686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MjImW2aG9G

Ive got Baaaaaaals of steeeeeel
Its time to kick ass and cheew buble gum and im alllll out of gum

>>732527756
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XdIym0a9sB

>>732526431
If your jokes go wrong
The Masteruli is gonna laugh at them
He is so hard
He can't take it anymore
Go to the shell of your mother

Hohohoho

Wait, 3 inches is average, right?

If its brown mow it down

Ya culiao si queri pelear entrale altoque yo soy maestro 8000 tula negra en esgrima, simio culiao que te crei vio gil culiao nunca mas te vengai por estos lados que si no te tapo la fabela culia en plomo

We love you deep hadsome man

>>732528022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04FZqx1yovD
>>732528122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C60fwAL7Lz
>>732528142
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NQIi8qYaCh
>>732528175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tx5QS9cRKB

Fucking normies get the fuck off my board god fucking damn

My niggah Evan uses his moms lap as a gaming chair

My guy six sucked a tranny off for an awp safari mesh

>>732528625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11wW3eOliD6
>>732528683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qDZC2nvht9

>>732528835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yBKtQ8Hp0v

Dance gavin dance baby. downtown battle mountain twoooo

I just fuck'd your bitch in some gucci flip-flops

>>732528979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A68W4FwYA3
Jon Mess is my hero
>>732529061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s083XY0F8hte

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ir0JRMDOf1

Naisu thread

H3h3 is better than leafyishere

>>732529194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q9IMDguNvu

Sing a bit of Uneasy hearts weigh the most

>>732526539 Marine XD Peace of shiet

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You're a god anon.

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>>732529172

>>732529762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v3lsSkWaK6
>>732529770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VTAW4WW1nY
>>732529707
I sound way too flat in Kurts range

ZA WARUDO STANDO
(Scream that shit)

I am a socialist national and I like to eat grilled jews!

>>732530296
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gWt5MUtw00
>>732530331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zNvTCt57Ga

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http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/output/0203467001494763028/24040946.mp3

>>732526431
chulk stick your orge cock into my dirty, stinky, hole

Cruising down the street in my 6 4
Jocking the bitches, slapping a hoe
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there, cold, shooting some hoops…

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VXgmP6XtuI

>>732531006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f3PCr8OfmP
>>732531378
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04oK6eurv9x

>>732531006
someone say shrek songs? i play piano drunk for internet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07CTSnyUYhM

>>732526431
Vocaroo Ooo fist im what starlight wtf screaming what I Alright so your Ive if Hohohoho Wait if ya we Fucking my my Dance I Naisu H3h3 Sing Marine You're ZA I chulk Cruising.

T h e f i r s t t h i n g i s a y i n t h e m o r n i n g i s f u c k t h a t s h i t

/b/ sucks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s186VW0DPBZ9

>>732532039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1usunz5CuG4
>>732532431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oltqZJMsPL

>>732532431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wQO9F2zpZM

ching chong bling blong biff bam god damn it feels good to be such a huge faggot, I like to make bird noises when I TAKE A HUGE ASS FUCKING DUMPAROO

>>732533148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fR9QxlOVcZ

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post some fucking requests

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Type out something autistic and I will read it.
Also if you hate yourself join the discord

>>732532995
>>732533462
damn son


please sing this....


Do you even lift bro? I see you mirin' bruh

>>732534025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WWe7hVgGFm

Do a goofy impression

Schmoogity booga I'm such a burger flippin flibity jibbit hoinga moinga jipe loving faggot

MAJIMBA MAJIMBA MAJIMBAAAAA YEAH GOTTA LOVE THAT MAJIMBA

FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG FROG
GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS GOD I LOVE FROGS

>>732534194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iK6qgDBITe
done

>>732534459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PtbqO9L0Gr
>>732534606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LBRLEZJswy
>>732534634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PHo5trlkhj
>>732534742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vhGVajOnsq

This one time i was fingering my sister and found my dads wedding ring

>>732535056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f5DsdedxDo

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lets play a game
leak your ex gf
>Snαpchαt d.com
thank me later

>>732534634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AhZXhEVAmZ
i tried to get the spirit of it

>>732534459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qt5ptSjTt3

So i killed this nigger, i cutted him in half and stuffed him with my throbbing cock

Umurrrrrica,build that wall,fuckk all immigrants to death and Make america great again

KNOT ME DADDY
YIFF ME HARDER
UNF UNF UNF

>>732534742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B4lpeDr9Im
frong

>>732535437
NAISU DeSU

>>732535300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IXMARvERmj
>>732535324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C7XHwevu4S
>>732535339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1itvvsFvMwx

>>732535638
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1itvvsFvMwx
saved

i have a ray gun pls revive me my dude what the fuck are you doing imbecile

Do a george takei impression OP
say "Rip my asshole apart OHH MYYYY"

>>732535736
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VBpE5faNmK
>>732535891
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RzzKagKGWb

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>>732526431
Can you sing this to the tune of "Sliver" by Nirvana?

Mom and dad went to the flix
They dropped me off with Andy Sixx
I cried but I put up with it

Andy take me home

I ate my lunch and dinner there
Captain Crunch and other snacks
I found it hard to chew the food

He said "Why don't you open wide?
I'll drop my creamy logs inside!"
That's what I did, I sucked them down

After dinner I vomited
I fell asleep and peed the bed
I woke up in some piss and shit

Andy take me back
Don't want another snack

My supple breasts are full of the sweetest titmilk Mr. Farage

>>732526539
Nice Copy paste. You are a fucking troll, get out

>>732536333
Being this new...
>>732536276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19fx5lycLz6
>>732536145
idk that song

Traps aren't gay

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>>732536498
Can you do "Lose Yourself" by Eminem?

This log's escaping, through his hole that is gaping
This turd is mine for the taking
He can sing, as we record a, new logging order
A normal log is boring, but Andy's logs are not for ignoring
His hemorrhoids are on fire, his muse is now snoring
He gives us all mana, everyone wonders
Ass to mouth shows, he knows how to sate hunger
Rocky roads, God only knows, he's passed some kidney stones, an ass quarry
Goes home to Cincinnati and tells them the whole story
But hold your horses 'cause here goes advanced courses
His logytes don't want him no mo, they got divorces
Gourmands moved on to the next 'staurant who flaunts turds like Cobblepot taunted
And so his muse's cunt hole is cold and has mold, I suppose it's old 'n haunted
But the queef goes on
He's old news and unwanted
***
You better log yourself in the morning, the evening
Believe me, you better never skip a meal, he'll
Only give one log, do not miss your chance to dine
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better

Vote Reprisal!

>>732538350
POST MY FROGS BABY
POST THEM HARDER

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>>732538435