feeling the urge to kill a lot lately. ppl who have killed ppl,

Bumping for curiosity mr FBI

yea, lots of murderers hang around /b/. it's like "hey there Anon! Who'd you kill today?" "I skipped on today!" "Well okay, tell me who you killed tomorrow, okay?"

>>732522381
bump

>>732522134
i shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

>>732522134
i killed a man in reno

Reno seems fucking dangerous then

>>732522134
Ex-forces. Killed a few people. Felt like shit, went about my day.

That's it. No cool stories, no boner, no autist wank-fantasies. Killed someone because they were trying to kill me, then killed someone because they were using a mortar that could have killed me, the end.

You'll struggle to keep eye contact with someone in a conversation, so don't worry about your "urges" you sad cunt.

I made a special little someone cement shoes and attached a GoPro to them

:)

>>732522423

I am sure there are army fags on here that have killed people. Not entirely unlikely someone has had to kill someone in self defense as well. Unless OP means a murdered in that case probably not many.

>>732522465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQcgcmZvv28

>>732522134
I shot the sherriff, but i did not shoot the deputy

>>732522662
Were they insta kills or did they suffer? If you did injure someone to the point where you know they will die but it is slow would you mercy kill them?

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>>732522134
This one time , I was in nam
Du nang

Surrounded by enemies
damn slants were pushing us from all sides

So we rushed out , my unit and me

and blasted through all those slanted eyed niggas.

shit was real son

>>732522134
just killed a man put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he's dead

>>732522807
No idea, no interest - they stopped firing weapons at me on both occassions. That's all I was interested in. Lads further up front than me would have checked, I was supporting fire ie stood in cover and fucking staying there.

>>732522134
i killed my anus :(
my anus was very brown, i bleach my anus with chainsaw

I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot no deputy. All around in my home town they're tryin to track me down. They say they want to bring me in guilty for the killing of a deputy. Sheriff John Brown always hated me for what I don't know. Every time that I plant a seed he said, "Kill it before it grows". Freedom came my way one day and I started out of town. All of a sudden I see sheriff John Brown aiming to shoot me down. So I shot, I shot him down. Reflexes got the better of me and what is to be must be. Every day the bucket goes to the well, but one day the bottom will drop out.

it was hallow's eve, a dark and misty night. me and the gang were at a shitty party. we had already got our masks on. i wore the tiger mask, corey wore a zebra, ash and alex wore a goose, mark had the bear. we got in the van and went to a gang hideout full of lowlives and junkies. we ran in there, an hour late the lowlives were highdeads. this happened in miami, 1990's sometime.

>>732522890
Its >slopes you mother fucker, join christopher walken

>>732523061
this should be a song

is it gay to take a shower?

>>732522134


if you kill, pls kill :

feminists : -teachers, -professors, -judges, -groups, , -random feminists ...

just KILL KILL KILL them all, as much as u possibly can.

Thank you, kind sir :)

I killed pepe.

I'm planning a series of murders. I'll let you all know how it goes.

>be me
>meet op
>he dosent know i know
> knife.gif
>so much blood
>kitty_litter.jpg
>lye.mpeg
>carpet+attic
>end

Kinda want to kill my sisters yippy chihuahua. She lives with me and I have to deal with that mutt every damn day. Not sure how Id go about doing it, but the fucking thing attacks me whenever it sees me, its not like I have much of a choice.
This will be the first animal I have ever killed.

>>732522134
Be me 14 y/o, drunk step dad sitting in his recliner yelling at my mom calling her a "dumb cunt" for wanting him to watch my 2 y/o sister on whiskey Tuesday, I came from behind his chair with a steak knife and tried to slit his throat, just cut his shoulder kinda bad and got my face smashed in for the next 2 hours. ffwd 9 years later, helping him work on a tractor, he gets pinned between moving parts and can't breathe, "dumb cunt" I say and watch him fade away, unfortunately I didn't wait long enough to get help cuz he lived but the oxygen dep left him severly paralysed. that's all I got.
mobile so no green txt, sorry anons

>>732523347
timestamp it fag

>>732523436
Inaction is not kill

4chan is kill

>>732523347
Gotta use silver bullets

put it in a blender with timestamp

>>732522662
this man speaks the truth

>>732523436
Do you think he felt bad? Do you wish you would have waited a little longer?

>>732523034

you probably missed anyway, we both know you're low test

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This one time I was going through a village with my pals and some french scumback threw a stone at us. So we hanged all men and shot the children in the town. Then we figured we'd prank the women and took them to a fun camp out in the woods where they got their asses beat and barely got any food to eat.
Good times, I miss my pals!

Pic related, one of the french men we hanged.

>>732523034

Well hypothetically would you be allowed to put them out of their misery / would you?

>>732523347
I would just let it out and not be a dick and kill it . If you do at least shoot it in the head and make it quick.

Almost killed my cousin, but that was when I was 3 or 4.

>>732523543
It is the closest we'll get in this thread. I certainly don't blame anon.

>>732523347
Chocolate.

>>732522134
Have YOU ever killed OP? Since I don't know you personally, I'll assume NO since you're 'thinking about killing' which kinda sounds like an edgy 12 year old no offense.

I rarely talk about it and the only person I DO talk about it with is someone who also did it. It's not worth bragging about.

>>732525791
agree

>>732525791
>>732522134

Waiting for OP to respond.

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>>732522134
i walked on a snail once by accident. Feels bad to this day

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>>732522134

I killed my dick the day I found out about TOR...Have been fapping 4 times daily everyday for 10 years. Sometimes I cheat and get an extra load or two more from my average.

Two guys broke into my parents' kitchen one evening. Shot them both. One guy caught one to the head, other got two to the chest. First guy was gone pretty much instantly. Second guy choked and sputtered in front of me for the better part of an hour while I waited for cops to show up. I remember being worried about the shot that didn't connect and hoping it didn't go through the wall and do any substantial damage to the neighbors' house. Wasn't allowed to do anything in the kitchen for a few days because police forensics doing their thing. After the cops showed up, I just sat down and watched the remainder of an F1 race. Fuck Lewis Hamilton and his #blessed shit.

Not as exciting as you'd hoped, I'm sure. That's how it goes, OP.

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>>732522134

nice try FBI...

>>732522662
this
your pussy bitch tough guy feelings are those of a child

>>732527222
Trippy

>>732523436
nice

>>732523543
sure it is, or just as good

>>732523347
Microwave

>your burrito

>>732523236
> :)

>>732523347
call it fat and gay for a few years. It'll end up killing itself eventually

>>732522134
You know speaking of this thread, I came here because gurochan is down.
>WHY?

I have been close to killing someone, incapitated them instead

>be me, just became a biologist
>decide to join the sirius patrol
>in Greenland, piss freezing cold, buddy sees some chinks in the distance
>they are tourists, but they say that Greenland is theirs now
>probably high as balls
>one of them punches my mate, I take aim
>he punches again, I shoot him in the leg
>he is down, we call a helicopter and the chink and his group is arrested
>mfw I probably stopped a diplomatic crisis

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>>732522465
>>732522526
>>732522758

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>>732523347
I could provide you with some tips. I go out to kill animals when I feel the urge. I killed my dad's cat. So, my dad works in our garage and he has a cat that lives there. I cornered it, grabbed it by the neck and just squeezed as hard as I could. In 3 min the fucker was dead, no blood, no noises. Be careful tho, there was shit all over the floor that I had to clean up.