You are the last videogames character you just played. How fucked are you? I'm not, Excalibur reporting in.
>>732508574
unfortunately im now a celestial being named soraka from league of legends.
surprise gender bender
>this edgelord piece of shit
FUCK
>>732508657
Bananas for days
I've turned into Magnus from Dota 2. Pretty badass but it might take some getting used to...
>>732508574
Morgan Yu. Ig im okay.
I'm the vessel of an almost literal god. I'm fine
>>732509102
Faggot
I'm a beastmaster with frozen and tar traps and put out like 800k dmg per second with my trusty turtle taking the majority of the damage. I can jump half way across the screen, can shit arrows that hold people in place and carry an artifact gun that rapes everything. Think I'm good.
im the chosen one leading a psionic galactic empire bent on purging all other sentient life from the galaxy.
>>732509173
What game are you playing?!
>>732508574
Nidus Reporting
>>732508574
I try to play anything right now but 24/7 i´m some GM for a Pathfinder-Group since 3 years. Am i god?
>>732509791
>>732508574
eww, these guys... why do you even play that shitty game?
>>732509947
Because it's fun anon.
>>732509947
Playing Warframe with friends is fun for me so go fuck yourself
Animal Crossing Villager which is probably the best thing I could have ever hoped for. I have friends, financial stability, happiness.
I'll be alright.
>>732508574
time to get fucking nuked
>>732510116
Not bad you will do great young Padawan
>>732508574
Ethan from re7.
Regular dude.. Seems i can get stabbed a shit tonne, though, and always seem to come out on top somehow...
Might be alright.
The entire Arizona Coyotes hockey team
Lel
>Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3
And I made him as shit ugly as possible, fuck.
Dark Souls III main character lol
i think i'm okay
A sorcerer class in Grim Dawn, but my build sucks....
>>732510523
OP faggot, litteraly hit 0 buttons to win. I´m Master #10.
Overwatch fag here
i think i'll be okay
>good looking and badass
Level 106 Orc in Skyrim. I think I'll be alright.
>>732510623
idk what you're talking about but here's an inspirational poster
Kazuma Kiryu, I'm the unstoppable dragon of dojima. I'm literally completely safe in every way
>>732510667
Divison/Rank? Matthew Mercer != Instantwin
I'll be alright.
>>732510623
My ult rekts fags like u
>>732510793
I don't play Comp because it's cancer
and I'm only Lvl 40
>>732510776
Sorry, i´m sayhing that if you´re playing premade Heroes of the Storm you only get premades. I´m currently playing against Master only for several days and Varian is pretty much the Marry Sue of "i just want to win by rolling my face over the keyboard"-players.Much salt included.
>>732508574
Sidney Beauclair, Immortal God-Empress of the Commonwealth of Man
Not really, so long as i'm not betrayed I should be fine.
>>732510917
I´m 80% Winrate Master McCree. Come at me Bro. I´m just saying that people play Damage/Fill without earning it.
>>732508574
I should be ok...ex-wife is a cunt anyway
gay squirtle on a sick vespa. i thi k im aight.
>>732511175
You never play as duncan
>>732511175
Did he have any relations anyway? He seems like a pretty cool dude. Why the fuck does everyone fuck him over?
>>732508762
What game is this?!
>>732511322
You never got the twist "everyone was Duncan" ending?
>>732511378
Cry of of fear blisful fag.
Rubick, the Grand Magus from Dota 2
I'm ok with this
>>732511348
Because fuck good characters. Now go hang out with Alistair.
>Played Eyes of heaven as Kars
Bow to the ultimate Lifeform fags
>>732508574
Soldier from tf2
>I'm a fucking bald beta bitch ),:
Banshee from Warframe. I guess I'm alright.
>>732511579
a nice piece of ass is what you are
>>732511413
Morrigan removes her face, revealing Duncan. Alistair and the protagonist do the same, also Duncan. The arch demon as also Duncan.
Donacdum
>>732508574
fffffucking hell im playing infernomoo
>im literally fucked
oh well at least i can heal ppl with my giant mutated brains
I guess I'm a chill robot monk now
>>732511515
Okay, hanging with a King doesn´t seem half bad. See ya later fucking that pirate from part 2 which cucks you no matter what you do. Or that 'cool elf dude'.
>>732511445
Thanks bitch
Octodad
This piece of shit. I hate this game, but i cant refund anymore.
:D
I'm good.
>>732511835
Fuck that elf assassin though. Him and his leather factory.
>>732508574
Geralt of Rivia.
Nice, now I can fuck Triss all I want
>>732511579
Wanna play together? Add me if you want
>OneShot
shit
>>732511857
Np handsome.
>>732511015
oh no doubt varian is aids. i'm going 11-0 with him right now but i main abathur
>>732508574
I'm a Japanese Myoko class cruiser... I'm good.
>>732508574
A pool que
>>732510142
Good choice.
Niko Bellic, great
scrake from kf2
if there arent any berserkers or sharpshooters
im fine
Zenyatta
I'm Plague Knight from Shovel Knight, fuck yeah
>>732511977
You mean "I´m fucking Triss which cucks me even more than Yennefer in the books. Even tho Yennefer is a total slut in the books but not in the game. I don´t mind since my small dick loves redheads in a videogame instead of a sorceress which loved me for over a 100 years even though she got enchanted to do so even after the spell got disabled and it turned out to be true love not some fagged djinn spell. What did you say? I´n the books Triss was some hazlenut cuty? Well come again, Yennefer was the fuck/love/person/human/being of your life. But your cock matters more than everything else. go ahead."
>>732511785
>>732511413
amusing but am i missing a meme or something?
>>732511977
youre a fuxking faggot and have shit taste in games. go suckle the teat and play more of what gamestop tells you. that game sucked almost as big a dick as no mans sky.
this
>>732508574
Well....shit
>>732511881
This as well. Although I think it's a solid game. Not great, but nowhere near as bad as it's being made to be.
>>732510929
it's only cancer because you're bad. When you ascend past being a plebian you will understand.
>>732512434
Fucking dead
RiP
Artyom..... Well at least I got pussy
>>732512434
Kek
>>732512330
>butthurt yenfag detected
Get over it faggot. Triss didn't cheat, Yennefer fucked another guy the morning after, used you to try and kill a dragon and is a bitch who treats you and almost everyone else like dogs in the games
im ok with this
Am Morgan Yu from Prey, currently fighting aliens to get into some place.
>>732508574
I'm Fucking fine my dude.
I'm Emperor Palpatine... Who is in control of a randomly generated world inhabited by 11 other world leaders, including Deadpool and Tywin Lannister. Both of them, as well as Alexander, have declared war on me. 3v1's pretty fair, on Prince difficulty.
>>732509738
He's playing WoW
>>732512839
Yeah sure you are playing Pepsi man
SL1 Colin Mochrie. not too sure how to feel.
>>732508574
oberon.
muh animals
>>732512745
Triss litteraly fucked everything which didn´t climb a tree in novigrad. Face it. She even tells you.
A Vietnam US Soldier, I was playing RS2: Vietnam.
>>732509947
"shitty"
hes probobly also thinks its pay2win and never got past the tutorial questline