Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>732504459
You'll never be able to convince me that spiders are trying to do anything good for me
Stocking anon claimed
Why don't you guys post these on the anime board? I never understood why they keep popping up on /b/
>>732505290
Good job, I was feeling quite lazy.
>>732505343
There was a guy who studied spiders in my masters program. He was really creepy :<
>>732504815
No worries. Hope everything is looking better in the future if things are rough now. Just an local IPA.
>>732504308
Like....like this?
>>732505437
why don't we post it on /jp/? Waifus are literally Otaku Culture.
Also they're always here
>>732503789
To be honest, it's not as bad as it may sound. At least not as bad as you would take it. Your depression is something you can walk around if you work hard enough, but your gender dyspphoria is something you have to solve. Your self esteem stuff is high to understandable, as I have problems imaging myself as anything above the low are age scale in any parameter. Why do you consider living as a girl "deviant"?
Spoopy spuders are alright
Still here
>>732505476
He sounds like it. People who study spiders are weird
>>732505664
That's because they're one of the small things trying to kill you that you're able to kill instead
>>732505437
/B/ can have fun threads too lol. Doesn't need to all be gore and porn.
>>732505437
Why are there porn threads on /b/ when there are plenty of boards dedicated to it?
Video games when there are literally 3 video game boards?
You could make the argument for literally any of the regular threads you find on /b/.
still here
>>732505664
>aussie saying spiders are alright
i call shenanigans
>>732505575
Let's not
>>732505664
Spooky scary skeles are spoop
>>732505473
Cheers~
>>732505575
Yes! 10/10
>>732505664
Dont leik speiders.
>>732505343
They will bring you good fortune I promise!
Get some sleep!
>i have to go, bye~
>>732505713
filename tho
bye tomo-chan
>>732505907
Good night, Mokarin
>>732505832
Cheers~ What are you drinking?
>>732505907
Night!
>>732505907
Bye and bye
>>732505290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8
>>732505741
They dont want to kill you though. They just want to eat your insects.
>>732505800
Not even. Why would I lie?
>>732505805
Inside of you right now is a
Spoopy
Scary
Skeleton
Are you going to just let him out when you die?
>>732505864
You should. Spudr a cute.
>>732506382
elfpire
I forgot to ask yuuki for id
>>732506247
>>732506561
Spudr a scary.
>>732506561
Of course not!
>>732506407
>>732506160
Just some Glenfiddich 12
>>732506627
has yuuki even been here today?
>>732506745
spiders ? no thanks
>>732507030
yes he might be napping now
>>732506892
muggers
>>732506938
Fancy bitch. Cheers with some classy IPAs. Also apples for holo
>>732506851
Well what are you gonna do about it?
>>732506745
Nu. They a cute. Just look at this cutie.
>>732506938
Getting classy over there. I like me some scotch, but the hang overs off of it (are completely worth it)
>>732507039
>>732507130
nope.jpg
>>732507130
Snek>spudr
hello all
>>732507163
But he dances!
>>732507240
Not this spudr. This spoder a cute.
>>732507240
heya tali
FUTABA BEST GIRL (in main cast of characters)
>>732507387
Assumption that you're the same one from last thread.
>>732507296
Nyet, but he is still qt
>>732507387
Is she a futa?
>>732507370
>Gibs donut hole, donut, and glue
You know what must be done
>>732507544
Forgot pic
>>732507163
those hairs
>>732507130
Take him out of me. He'll burn in the sunlight
>>732507387
Never heard
>>732507240
Ben a bit. Hello friend
>>732507099
Cheers! Holo must be grateful for your offering
>
>>732507163
Aye. Totally. Are you having beer?
>>732507240
Hello
>>732507296
c d b i's nope.
>>732507370
>>732507544
Im intrigued about donuts and glue
Claimed
>>732507505
Sadly just got here honeslty story wise I think she's who the game wants you to be with. Personally I think the others were lacking but side character wise kawakami is best girl
>>732507544
Look at the dance though. Snek cant dance!
>>732507606
The dance though!
>>732507705
Not if you keep ingesting
C A L C I U M
>>732507800
But dance!
>>732505632
Sorry, I didn't realize there was a new thread. It's not me living as a girl is deviant, it's me transitioning into a girl I consider deviant.
>>732508013
You're right!
>>732507098
konata
>>732507746
I dont think we're friends...on discord
But i maybe wrong
>>732507800
Donut holes too.
>>732508013
Sneks can too dance
>>732507803
Good snek
>>732507803
Agreed
>>732508013
its cute I guess but I still would kill it if I saw it on my room or near me
>>732507776
Nah Jack Daniels but you make me almost want to break out my Sanatra Select.
>>732507803
Hello snake lady.
>>732508013
Ill let spuder that dances slide. No squish just a catch and take outside.
>>732507998
So basically the one person who actually has a personality.
>>732508043
Well, it's almost like a sex change without the surgery, it will take getting used to and accepting it. Why do you have low self esteem?
>>732507544
>>732507544
Nope sadly not then she would be PERFECT >>732508229
>>732508298
yes ?
>>732507544
too slow, i inhaled the donut hole before you gave me the glue, just gonna eat the donut now
>>732508123
So NOW what you gonna do about him?
>>732508184
Show me a snek dance.
>>732508229
Thats mean. He just wants to dance.
>>732508276
Das it mayn. Das it.
>>732508505
or bite
>>732508276
hmmmmmm maybe you should!
>>732508505
I haven't thought this
>>732508505
Back to squish butt is freaky.
>>732508704
Tis super special occasion drink though...
>>732508184
We are not. Only junko and yuno
>>732508492
>Glues mouth shut
>>732508505
I always put spider bros outside
>>732508298
To bad so sad
>>732508775
WHY? TaliZora#9002
>>732508181
Oh yeah i just remembered my thing i was gonna tell you
>>732508783
>>732508472
Didn't mean to tag you derp
>>732509033
right
>>732508965
ears
>>732508678
Nah. He a chill spudr. Its the big ones you gotta watch out for. This one a smol.
>>732508721
You better. Times ticking.
>>732508783
Good lad. Spiderbros a best bro.
>thats not a dance thats a seizure
>>732508766
Why squish? ;_;
>>732505741
He was an skinny old man, probably in his 50s, long white pony tail with perma white stubble, sort of had the face of snape from the Potter movies, and all he ever talked about was spiders...
>>732508881
??? I can't find you? Liquoriceotter#9034
>>732508965
You knew what would happen
>>732509095
Its break dancing
>>732509149
It wont find you either ;-;
>>732508766
I know
I was just joking.
It's pretty much the equivalent of opening my Glenfiddich 21... not happening unless some kind of miracle happens
>>732509095
I watch out for all sizes
>>732509411
Nah. Das a seizure.
>>732509559
Smol and cute no bitey though. Just want to dance and gib hugs.
>>732509095
>>732508286
Probably because I used to be considered "smart" in elementary school. Everyone would praise me and I believed them. As soon as I got middle school, my grades got way worse, and I was using my grades as a way dictate my self worth. This got way worse in high school as well.
>>732509693
Here dancing snake
>>732509411
>>732509149
We're addding people? Add me Shinoa#3852
>>732509827
I love you ^-^
>>732509693
colors might mean something else
>>732509458
21 is good. Really good, tried it once. Miracles happen you will drink it one day.
Quads?
>>732509797
Thats what I thought. The trick is to never die.
>>732509820
Thats not a snek though. Thats Snake.
>>732509990
Not with these smol qts. How can something this s m o l be hurtful?
>>732509897
I've always wanted a smug
Stolen
>>732509813
Now, do you think your grades got worse because of your ego of being praised, or was it you were over confident and didn't pay attention? Was your grades to only reason for your low self esteem?
cut me Yuno
>>732510326
I wouldn't want to keep it long to find out
>>732509923
>help me unglue my mouth so i can talk you fuck
>>732510857
>kiss
Of unglue
>>732510406
Probably because I had a big ego, and I couldn't keep up with the harder work, so I collapsed.
>>732510969
no more glue, ever again
>>732511244
I can't really blame you for feeling big after a year or two of being praised, but it's not the wisest idea. Did you struggle in everything or were you just no able to comprehend the work faster than it was given to you?
>>732511400
Struggled in everything, I became more reclusive and depressed. My gender identity problems were still there my entire, I just repressed them and told myself that it wasn't true. Guess what? It only got worse.
>>732511253
Dont be so hasty
>>732510007
I hope! On a side note, I sold 5 CDs
>>732512406
Congratulations! have you heard of distrokid? Its a service that goes through and distributes all of your tunes to almost any form of music distribution possible online. at 20 bucks a year its not a bad gig.
>>732512406
I'd like to buy one if its from you
Slut maniac claimed
>>732511748
Was there a particular reason why? Was it because you learned slowly, or because you had a hard time listening?
Your gender problem thingy shouldn't have been too much of a hassle if you actually went to forget about it, but forcing yourself to forget only makes you remember.
Bored of spiderposting.
>>732513385
Come sit on my lap cutie. I'll tell you a story!
>>732513385
I'm bored of making kids laugh
>>732512614
Thanks partner! I looked it up just now and it looks interesting~
>>732512730
haha but, Anon-kun, you already have all my tracks!
>>732513919
what if I'm missing some
i want in now
>>732513240
Well, I also have ADD, and the medicine i was taking made me depressed. I decided id be happier if i stopped taking medicine, as no medicine was helping to make me any happier. Then I started failing because I had no medicine.
Honestly though, why do you care about helping me? It's not like you can help pay for my hormone replacement.
>>732513919
No worries I have friends that use it and have had good expierences. But I am leaving for the night, have a good one!
Movie and bed time
>>732514045
The medicine shouldn't have caused depression, if it did, then you should've consulted your doctor for a new medicine. If you decided not, then you could've made the best of what you had, and see if you could make yourself happier. I am talking to you because I am a person who wants to help by my own will. Of course, I can't help pay for hormone treatment, but it's still good to help you through the process.
>>732514090
Goodnight partner
Stocking anon is so cute.
>>732513692
>whistles from behin
Heheh don't mind me cutie, just enjoyin the view
How bouts yous come ova heya and I show you how to use it right
>continues to laugh and elbow his friends
>>732514300
>tfw I wish I could pay for the hormone therapy but only if I can marry her
>>732514503
are you me?
Hello everyone.
>>732514017
Ok ok ok Anon-kun! If I ever setup anything online for that purpose I'll be sure to let you know!
>>732514638
Good evening, master.
>>732514638
hey hanako
>>732514503
Iktf all to well
>>732514638
>hugs
>>732514775
great!
do you have a doodle for tonight?
>>732514986
Lmao I knew your wife was a dude
>>732514780
Hello servant. How are you?
>>732514981
Heya Shinobu. How are you?
>>732514986
> Hugs
>>732515132
She isnt but now i want one that is too
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>732515151
A bit tired, master. I stayed up all last night and took a short 2 hour nap in the morning
>>732515317
Bout time
>>732515151
>>732515349
Oops, forgot picture
>>732515317
Lewdvia
>>732515460
Omg you have such a kawaiiiii waifu muah muah muah <3
>>732515317
Hello Juvia. How are you?
>
>>732515349
I see, you should make sure you get some good sleep tonight then.
>>732515391
Booty.
>>732515525
Well, she IS best girl after all
>>732515151
im good, you?
>>732515551
I need more crossover pictures
>>732515391
It's the weekend i don't know what you want
>>732515421
I'm not lewd shut up
>>732515551
Hello Hanako
>
I'm good, you?
>>732515820
I want kisses tbh
>>732515551
>tfw no crossover pics of you and master
Fuck me up
Actually I was just getting something to eat and then going to bed.
Have a lewd before I go to bed~
>>732515820
Yes you are
Make me, lewd boi
Life seems good with her
>>732515075
I did record one but I'm a bit too tired to go through the process of recording it to my computer and tralala upload. I should have it Monday evening if you think you'll survive until then
>>732514443
Well then
>>732515631
I'm pretty good. Just started up a game of survival.
>>732515633
Crossover pics are nice. Do you know how to photoshop?
>>732515820
Good to hear. I'm well, just playin some vidya.
>>732516034
> Some day~
Ah alright that's good.
Nice and sudsy~
>>732516290
I never have used it tbh...and i am currently short 1 computer
>>732516166
whatever you make its worth waiting for
>>732516034
I'd appreciate it if you take it to the DMs
>>732513692
Were they though?
>>732516380
Is your fridge running?
>>732516446
As always, Thank you Anon-kun~
Alright folks I'll drop out
Good night!
>>732515820
>>732515551
>those pics
>
>>732516472
I've showed them one decent meme and one was tearing
>>732516537
good night pianoholo!
>>732515908
I don't know if you deserve them after not being on in a while.
>>732516034
I am not You're the pervert
>>732516290
Sounds fun. What are you playing?
Also i hope i wasn't too late for you're liking
>>732516448
Hello smugs
>>732516541
It's only a hug
>for now
>>732516537
Goodnight wise wolf
>>732516068
Hi friend how are you?
>>732516448
I'd appreciate if you'd stop being such a gayboi, Shinobill
>maximum bulli
>>732516624
Enjoying your night juvy?
>>732514503
What?
>>732514607
Is it you?
>>732516481
Only in circles
>>732516624
>says the one still without a discord
maybe you want me to take one?
>>732516380
Ahh, well you could ask around, someone would do it.
Shit that sucks..
>>732516537
Goodnight.
>>732516541
But the best kind of love is forbidden.
>>732516624
MW3 survival.
How was your day?
Hmm maybe a little, but i think i can overlook it just this once~
I say...
>>732516896
You bakas~
>>732516940
need
>>732516963
a bit
>>732516991
more
>>732517022
LOVE~!
>>732516584
Oh. Same old normies?
>>732517053
>Cirno claimu~!
Fuck off Cirno
We know you have autism
Also nice new chair
>>732517082
Get rekt by flan faget
>>732517073
I showed them this
https://youtu.be/vA3OqkSX4QA
>>732516290
what map are you playing on now?
>>732517082
That's fucking awesome
who did you vote for?
>>732516749
Indeed. Been a good night. Are you enjoying yours?
And i told you never to call me that
>>732516876
I don't really want one. Not yet anyway
No, don't even think about it.
>>732516882
Fun
Good, just spent it with some friends, how was yours?
Well I'm glad you can overlook it,
Although, i was prepared to give you some sort of compensation~
>>732517053
That's a pretty neat clock
>>732516670
I hope you're enjoying yourself
>>732517394
Not really lmao. Bored but I can't sleep
This is an ad infinitum
>shinoa