Medfags? What are these and how do I get rid of them asap. This

herp

4-10 days to clear up

Are you fucking stupid genital warts

Tallow bumps, let them sit, do not puncture them could cause an infection

>>732486488
genital warts nigger.
haha.

go to doctor. that shit looks scary!!

>>732486488
Cut them off

>>732486488

anal warts. you got them from shoving your balls up some faggot's infected asshole

>WTF were you thinking faggot OP?!?!?

>>732486968

this

idek what that is, OP. gross tho

>>732486946
Can't be I'm a fuckin virgin lol

>>732486488
genital warts

you can reduce them with an hour of ice on them, but that will only reduce them

Cancer

>>732486488
stab them with a needle. When you do that though it generally causes a scab and makes them go red.

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>This girls trying to fuck me tommorow and I want these gone first
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She's about to get a sweet case of genital warts, so, be honest and tell her. Don't be an STD carrying, lying shitstick anon.

legit, i think thats cancer

>>732486488
Wow. I'm glad I'm a virgin.

probably in grown hairs just squeeze them

>>732487140
How can you have an std if you're a virgin

>>732486913
This is the most likely answer. It's not warts or herpes, like others are saying. If you are actually worried, then just go to a doctor.

a type of cyst. You can try to cut it open/out but this will more than likely lead to infection and if not done by a professional won't guarantee full removal. Likely caused by blockage in a follicle.

Go to doc if you want them removed. Harmless otherwise.

>>732487234
its this they are just ingrown hairs pop it then clean it up with saline water and keep it clean youre done i had this before. change your boxer shorts frequently.

>>732486488
I have those. Just squeeze them. they cream out a little white stuff and it doesn't hurt. It's kinda satisfying actually.

>>732486488

Molluscum contagiosum , dont worry about em, see a dermatologist

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>>732486488
>girl trying to fuck me tommorrow
>I want to give my girl my genital warts
If this is a lay you want to actually keep for future sex, don't fucking do it mate.

Don't pop them, they don't stop bleeding. Leave them alone

>>732486488
how are you still alive? You must be the dumbest person on the planet. You should really clean your balls more often.

>>732486488
Genital warts. Sorry but they will be there for life (and regrow if you have them removed).

>>732487030
try this op

>>732487028
You can get oral/genital herpes in other ways than just sex.

>>732487236
Toilet seat. Does anyone in your house have an STD? Do you use public restrooms a lot?

>>732487442
Genital warts have a cauliflower look to them.
The stuff on ops scrotum looks like cysts of some sort.

>>732486488

>OP is a scabby cunt and is going to start is journey to foreveraloneville tomorrow
>Enjoy being knowing as John von wartsdick at school by everyone
>Even your mom

>>732486488
there is actually something you can do. it scars, but its worth it. I have sucessfully done it myself and can post pics of the peen if you literal faggots want.
its called cryo therapy. go to the drug store and get a freezing wart removal kit. you know what to do.

looks like something a friend of mine had. Blood vessel being blocked by a weak groin muscle. Since the blood couldn't go up fast enough, it started making red spots on his balls.

>>732487837
oh and the bumps turn black and recede into you skin instantly.

To all of the people saying warts.
You're wrong.
They are cysts/pimples of some sort.

cysts that form in your hair follicles....a urologist or dermatologist can cut them out.....thats the only way to get rid of them they are very easy to get out and it doesn't hurt...

I have had a few and that what I had to do

>>732487129
this

They're simply sebaceous cysts. A little oil/sebum gets trapped in the sebaceous gland, and it collects there. It's harmless and of no consequence.
Nobody's going to freak out over them.

>>732486488
just fucking squeeze them it will white stuff will rupture through the hair follicle and it might bleed a little but that is it

>>732488628
Clearly half of these neckbeards are. I'm trying to get laid for the first time in my life bros.

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>>732488907
>wanting whores
You'll never know true power, young novice.

>>732488907
They're not freaking out, they are trying to get you to freak out.
Besides most people reply with the worst condition it could possibly be when people treat /b/ like their doctor.

>>732488907
>half of these neckbeards

you mean the ones that are trolling and telling you that it is warts/herps?

>>732488628
Spots on your bollocks i bet she would, not exactly a really well known thing by women, plus you couldn't blame her if she did freak out, probably thinks it would be an STD or some shit

>>732489032
Wizard reporting in for duty. >>732486488 they are basically just pimples on your balls just squeeze them.

>>732488830
I have these and when i squeeze them nothing happens and nothing comes out, needle is the only thing that's works for me and they keep coming back.

>>732486488
Pop it with a needle

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>>732489286
Which layer of the inner circle are you in, brother?

>>732489200
women get ingrown hairs all the fucking time

>>732486488
Cancer, cut off your balls

>>732489388
I'm 32... I kissed a girl once when I was 12.

>>732489416
yea but they don't exactly plan to have sex with a spotty cunt now do they.

>>732489369
Sounds like my best solution.

>>732487431
That's puss and disgusting

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>>732489536
You are but a youngling.

>>732489618
If it wasn't disgusting I wouldn't be trying to get rid of it lol

>>732489369
>>732489565
you don't need a needle there is all ready a hole

>>732487230
No youre not.

scissors

>>732489697
Not working got my nutsack stuck in my ass.

Seriously though there isn't a hole squeezing them doesn't do anything

>>732489697
I've got same shit as OP or at least they look the same and there is not any hole, only needle works.

Squeezing them every day since i was 14 (20 now) and 9/10 of them require a needle to get rid of.

>>732486488
Those are testicles, OP. You don't want to get rid of those.

>>732490010
Already did now I'm gonna have to start taking estrogen and become a woman

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>>732487589
>Toilet seat

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>>732489903
ITT OP plays with his balls while /b/ has a bullshit contest.

>>732490145
Top kek
Perfect tl;dr

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>>732490124

I get these, OP. They're just small cysts. I went to the doctor the first time because I had like 10 of them but every time I've had one crop up since then, I just cut them out myself. A needle works but a razor is best because you need to remove the whole (cyst) sac. It'll be held on with litter strands you need to tear out with it. I know it sounds fucking disgusting but it is what it is.

>>732490257
Definitely didn't think I'd end up screen capped

>>732490363
i'm not in the thread, i was just scrolling the index when my mouse hovered on your pic and thanks to 4chanX this thing appeared on my monitor
spooky shit

>>732490496
What the hell is 4chanx?

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you're all a bunch of faggots! looking and discussing some gay dudes ball problem.

>>732490571
an extension of an extension for chrome and firefox, basically a better 4chan.

things like always infinite index, auto update for threads and even thread watcher, also this thing that if you put your mouse on an icon it automatically expands, works also for quotes

>>732486488
I think they are fordyce spots. I have them too, thought they were fucking herpes or warts or some shit, but nope. They are benign.

if dubs record yourself cutting them off/ popping them

>>732490739
If I use a needle how do I steralize it?

>>732486913
This. Had those several times. Actually they're squeezable like facial zits but as mentioned it coud cause an infection to do so.
And you don't want to have an infection on your ball sack.

>>732490907
>put in open flame (stove, candle, lighter...) for a few seconds
>rinse under cold water to cool it off
>sprinkle with salt to sanitize

>>732490907
>>732491293
Actually not a bad idea. Not the salt part, that's retarded, but burn the end of it.

Had those when I was a kid
Just pop them
Btw you get them from not washing your balls regularly
Maybe if you showered regularly you wouldn't be a virgin

Testicular AIDS.

>>732488628
Nobody is going to freak out huh. Are you crazy? If a chick had these bumps surrounding her pussy would you lick it? No you wouldn't.

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>>732491600

>>732490571
your 4chan experience is about to improve 10fold

Build up of karatin in the pores of the scrotum.
Dosen't spread, isn't life threatening. Just your body being fucking stupid.

Don't pop them, otherwise you'll basically have acne holes on your scrotum which can easily get infected.

>>732491600
jesus.

>>732491600
Fucking disgusting!!!

>>732492000
So what do I do about them?

>>732491600
keep poping them

>>732491600
Jesus fuck

>>732492209
That's not op

>>732492163
Nothing.
It's genetics, like how you have that birthmark on your leg. I have them all over my balls and are small and hard to pop, IF I even can pop them.

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>>732491600
bulb pores

>>732492275
Do girls understand that or am I gonna get fucked here. (Obviously not literally lol)

>>732492341
Girl won't look at balls

>>732492163
>>732492341
Guy from >>732492275

OP's pic looks like they're more developed.
Try popping them. If you can't pop them, go to your general practicioner to get those checked. Hell, you might have skin cancer on your scrotum.

And girls probably won't understand. I don't fucking know, I'm not a girl.

>>732486488
fordyce spots

>>732491600
so satifyin man. keep it up

>>732486488
i had one of these on my balls about the size of your four combined. one day i decided i would get rid of it, i dont know what came over me. at first i just tried popping it like a pimple and it didnt work so then i grabbed a knife and made a small cut and squeezed it out. turns out it was just a massive pimple. hasnt come back and my balls healed up nicely.

>>732492446
>fordyce spots
To the anon >>732492341

This is what I'm talking about. So you don't have fordyce spots
If you have what OP has, try to pop them or go to your general practitioner. That's all you can do.

I get these. It's just shit that's blocked in a hair hole or a sweat hole.
Mine usually get really hard and I cant burst them, so i open them up with nail clippers then rip the white ball of sebum out with tweezers. sometimes I eat them.

>>732486488
>>732491600
40yo anon here. I have a couple of small ones, I think 2, maybe 3, on my sack. Harmless.

However, i had a giant one. It started when I was 9. Over 30 years, it slowly got bigger. It finally got to the size of a large pea/small grape. Seem to be more like a cyst. One day, it just started oozing from a very small hole that opened. I squeezed and squeezed it, finally the cystic like sack came out. Hurt like a motherfucker! Bled a little, got infected, tender as hell. Was so sore I went to ER. Gave me antibiotics, cleared up in about a week.

Never had a chick freak out about it. The smaller ones aren't anything to worry about or even really noticeable. I forget the actual medical term, but they are like cysts. Don't try and pop them. If they start getting bigger or become tender/painful, see dr asap. They will cut them out.

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>>732492862

>>732490257
lmao i just installed it, funnier than i thought it'd be

>>732492943
nah its a great feeling when you finally get an awkward one out, like being a surgeon

>>732486488
pimples. just squeeze them and white shit will come out. then you're all good.

>>732487431
^ yup

Hahaha niggers and their diseases

>>732487437

Agreed! looks like Molluscum contagiosum. Just leave it alone.

>>732486488
Heat up, sterilize, a needle and puncture the very edge. Ease the funk out, gotta have that funk.

these things sometimes need to be dealt with instead of left alone
they can grow to be marble sized in some cases

you can squeeze them to drain them (though when they drain inside your skin instead of outside, that'll cause some weird feelings for a long time), you can stick them with a needle (good luck because sometimes the needle is going to slip and not puncture) and drain them, you can cut open then skin and remove them if you're really hardcore (this is also the most effective method of getting rid of it, otherwise they fill back up usually)

if you can't gut it out, go to the doctor/dermatologist and they'll do the work for you
they'll probably do it with sterile tools too which is a lot safer

Bad vagina caused this?


Fucking skanks

>>732487236
You could theoretically get aids from a mosquito bite anon

>>732495328
viral count required for infection is too high to be transferable by mosquito bite, ebola on the other hand, which can cause infection with a single virus, that'd be possible.

put duct tape on that shit.
in the morning take the tape off and they will be gone.

Special lumps?

>>732495840
this.
not to mention aids dies so quickly outside of the human body that its not even funny.

>>732487580
>You can get oral/genital herpes in other ways than just sex.

Oral yes, genital no.

>>732486488
slam fuk her anyway you retarded kek

Jesus fuck OP don't listen to any of these other retards.
I have the same thing, went to a dermatologist.
They're sebaceous cysts. They stick around for fucking ever but they don't really do anything harmful. If you're really concerned about them I find what works to kill them is a hot tea bag for 30 minutes pressed to them twice a day until they pop.

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>>732488907
How fat is she?

>>732489536
You mean when she was 12

which doctor do you go to get this removed?

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>>732497327
Does that bitch have a Hyrule tattoo? Props if she's actually played all the games, I'd be her friend even if she is a hambeast.

>>732486488
ingrown hairs from shaving your balls.

>>732490631
Hey people get fucking scared and also might be embarassed to set up an appointment about it. Seeing a dick dont make you gay. Sucking it does.

You never heard of a cockmeat sandwich?

>>732490907
Just use a lighter and let it cool down. Prick the surface at an angle just enough to break the skin and it wont even hurt. Do it in a bathtub and soak it in warm water itll be even easier. Grab from the base and squeeze up and itll pop and diareah itself into the water. Then you shake your balls and stand up, pat dry, THROW TOWEL IN dirty hamper.

>>732497040
>hot tea bag for 30 minutes
Must be great for you britfags...if your gf gets a craving for a 'cuppa', just shove your balls in her mouth.

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>>732486913

correct answer.

>>732496729
How the fuck do you think they originate then? Someone had to have had them before it started spreading from fucking or it wouldn't exist.

>>732497040
>hot tea bag
>top kek