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Today is my birthday and I've lost my bank card, my friend suggested asking the generous drunks of reddit to send me beer via the wetherspoons app. I'll post a picture of everything that is sent and I'll be here until 8pm. Download the app, set the pub to: The Unicorn, Altrincham Table 32 Chin chin
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>>732454507
>the generous drunks of reddit
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>get new bank card
"But I don't have any money! That would foil my clever ruse!"
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Thanks for the milk
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Now for some sambuca and some fruit juice. Cheers!
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I wasn't hungry but thanks for the burger
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Would you like a pint of gin?
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Would it come with some tonic?
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Of course not.
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What type of gin?
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Koppaberg now. Thanks a lot!
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Seeing these off like a boss
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What the heck are these two
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>>732454507
Why don't you just borrow some money from your friends until you get a new card and pay them back?
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>>732457037
Ikr this dude playing on peoples /b/oredom
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>>732457013
I'm going to send you a blowjob
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>>732454507
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I just love the excitement of not knowing what is coming to the table next
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>>732457013
app is stuck on "loading menu's"
fucking android.
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This Sol looks nice and refreshing
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>>732457110
Fucking do it, give OP a Bowjob you massive faggot!
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This ice cream will go down a treat in this weather!
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>>732457787
I sent you some jack daniel's, complements of America, instead of the blowjob because I could't find it in the menu.
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Is this just orange juice or?
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Send the drinks to that old woman at the table behind and say it's from OP at table 32.
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>>732457911
That doesn't look like orange juice.
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>>732457911
You have to neck them before you are allowed to ask what they are.
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>>732457787
I'm thinking about buying you a shit ton and saying my card # got stolen.
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I CAN'T EVEN GET DRUNK BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE AN ID RIGHT NOW AND I LOOK LIKE IM 16, BUT IM REALLY 23.
IM SO FUCKING PISSED. WEED ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. GOD DAMN ITTTTTT I WANT TO FEEL GOOOOOOD
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Fuck off op you chancing faggot, everyone knows you can pay with PayPal, no card required.
You are a cunt.
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Enjoy your smoothie sir
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go for it tough guy
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>>732457512
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>>732457110
Better send him this one, it is truly delicious
http://www.drinknation.com/drink/blowjob-revenge
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>>732458461
Much funnier when you scroll up and realize that the face is actually in the picture
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Why did it have to be strawberry and banana!
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Love the knicker bocker glory! Thanks!
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It was the only option!
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Brewdog! One of my favourites. Thank you
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Everyone order a shot. Make.him throw up
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9%! Jesus.
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Wonder what this coke is mixed with
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>>732459237
More coke, and not the drink kind.
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3 Jack daniels now! Urgh!
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Carlsberg just made it to the table
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Thanks for the empty glass?
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Now for a pitcher of a Godfather. What on earth is a Godfather cocktail?
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Followed up by three sambuccas!
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Getting fancy now are we?
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kill yourself
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We are here for 1 more hour and the staff seem to be getting just a little annoyed with is
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I'm struggling a bit now
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>>732461869
Someone please order a Blowjob for this motherfucker.
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>>732461869
Not sure if they are on the menu or not
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An order of coleslaw just came to the table. Thanks!
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