For your knowledge, if any of you as much as glanced at my direction

Hi Nathan

nice copy pasta real original also i'm pretty sure a nice switchblade fixes any problems

>>732449976
Who the fuck is nathan?

>>732449984
I fucked your wife last night, how do you feel about that, bitch?

>>732449984
>nice copypasta
>im still going to reply because im triggered

I miss /b/ from 10 years ago. It wasn't better. Just more fun.

>>732449795
>For your knowledge, if any of you as much as glanced at my direction while I'm talking to your woman at the bar, I would grab you by throat, drag your scrawny bitch

>ass towards the door and then get jumped by 3 or 4 bouncers and have my ass kicked for disrupting business.

fixed it for you.

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>>732450546

>>732450294
Nathan Jones

>>732449795

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

OMG, thank you OP. I haven't laughed like that in a while. Good stuff.

>>732450546
You really think that your avg bouncer will want to start shit with a guy my size? You're deluded, bitch. Literally every single bar or club I go into, the first thing when bouncers see me is they come over for a chat to let me know they're my friends. They just don't want to get into a strife with me, as they know that would quickly become dangerous for everyone involved.

Thanks to this, I can pretty much haul any bitch of a manlet outside at my will, without ever getting any trouble from the security.

Like I said, you really should just keep your shit to yourself, no matter how mad you feel inside. I'll fuck your woman if thats what I want, and there is nothing you can do about that, you scrawny cunt.

>>732449795
You know who you are threatening here, are you?
Girlfriend? Kek

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I'll keep that im mind while i stab you in the fucking heart, because you know... doesn't matter how tall or fit you're, your hearth will always be in the same place and i never miss my blade... So i encourage you to try, mate.

>>732451145
a katana?

>>732449795
Hey everyone its Bicep Billy

>>732451141
Shit, he is after our cute traps!!!1!1

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>>732449795
OP has been very aggresively beaten by his dad.

>>732451081
I routinely see guys your size bouncing at clubs. Difference is, there's half a dozen of them and 1 of you.

>>732449795
>a big guy like me
4u

>>732449795
This is more cringe than that weaboo teleports behind you shit

>>732451081
>Thanks to this, I can pretty much haul any bitch of a manlet outside at my will, without ever getting any trouble from the security
What sort of third world shithole you live in where that kind of thing doesn't land you in prison? Methinks you're just an insecure bitch with no job prospects due to brain damage.

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>>732449795
Bait'R'Us.

>>732451582
too much cs go fag

>>732449795
what if I am a big guy too?

>>732449795
Brett Keane, why are you acting like a tough guy indivijul on the 4Chan situation? Shouldn't you be downing Mac N Cheese and Chili with no cheese given to you by your fat cow of a wife, Dorn, whom you beat without mercy? Also, how's your faggot ass son and water headed idiot daughter, Brett?

>>732449795
How would you know if I did look at you, your face is all fucked up.

>>732451742

I've actually never played this shit game, but keep thinking this way, it's even better for me.

>>732451913
you should try it tho

With pants and shoes like that? Good luck.. bwahaha

>>732449795
Lol, when people see you they probably think, Eww this fuckers sweating under his tits and belly button... that shit makes a little french mustachioed face. God this guy smells too. Then I bet as you approach the girl, any girl, you stutter and get asked by the Workers who were told by their boss who was told by, probably anyone since u look and sound like a dumb shit.

>>732449795
You're out of luck.
I'm registered Aspie , well known to all staff anywhere I socialize, and have more friends than you have brain cells.

Registered Aspie means that I lack empathy, so I view any assault on the same basis that I would attack someone, ie. having lethal intent.
I'm known as a helpful regular at the bars and clubs that I frequent, playing spotter or backup to security as needed, which means that they'll be on my side, not yours.
Given the number of friends that'll be in the place, it's likely that they'll stop and stomp you before security get there.
>tl;dr
> Try it and die, I'll walk when it gets to court

>>732449795
Chubby piece of shit
not even 6'6'

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>>732449795
Be that as it may, I'd drop you dead where you stand.

Come the fuck at me, bro.

>>732449795
Kek, retard. Idk about most people you see, but I doubt anyone you could take in a fight would have a girl worth fucking. You'd probably grab them by the throat take him out to the alley and apologize before asking for a bj or to suck him off. Anyhow, if you talked to my girl, shit even to my friends girl and then started shit with me or a homie, I'd have no problem self defensing with my pocket knife. Little bitches like you Don't go to the bars I go to.

>>732452300
You don't need to waste ammo on this fucker. I bet just getting aggressive at him would shut him down. Sounds like a fucker who hides behind anonymity to sound tuff.
>I'm 6'6 and 300 pounds of pure unadulterated muscle fat.

I see these threads alot I mean if you have to come on 4chan trying to assert you are a badass to people whom some anyway are basement dwelling trolls what does that say about you mr. badass? Pretty sure a gun in any situation would determine this anyway

>>732452584
Well, might IS right. The fact that you're a basement dweller doesn't change this fact.

I'd put a 45 caliber hole in your head. Your hours and hours of work at the gym are in vein of you're within earshot of me.

Lol id fucking destory you,talking all the shit come at me i beg you, but maybe thats why ur talking all that shit on the internet do it irl motherfucker lmfao,itd be real easy to fucking break open ur skull and make you bleed like the lil bitch you are talking that shit, id love 2 to see u even glance at my sister holy shit boy or even any female i care about id make u beg for ur life as i fucking break every bone in your body

>>732450680
bouncer here: beaten up then arrested, convicted because we will supply cctv & witness statements.

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>>732449795
easy now

>>732449795
You wouldn't do shit. I would stare you down and watch you as you leave the bar with your tail tucked between your legs, you incredible pussy. After you leave me and my girlfriend would laugh at you, she would tell all her girlfriends and they would then join us in our victorious laughter. You would be able to hear us laughing and partying as you walk home, alone, again.

>>732449976
That's not Nathan. That's Julian, man.

>>732449795
>>73244979
ill fuck you in the ass faggot

>>732454796
yep

Wear clothes that fit you cuntstain

>>732449795
is this how bullies cope without high school?

>>732449795
You could try.
But I have 16 rounds of 9x19mm that says once they hit your stomach you start bawling like a little bitch and crying for your mum.
Then I shit on your face and fuck your bitch and the world keeps going round.

>>732449795
You're fat. Also, ever heard of leg day?

>>732456456
Do you use shave your arms with the same razor you shave your pussy with?

>>732451081
Nah see, every bar has guys your size or bigger, and much more accustomed to beating stupid shitheads than you'll ever be.
So kindly enjoy getting cucked by your girl while you sit at home in your own filth and post your fantasies on an asian image board

>>732449795
But i'm a trigger happy sociopath, and as soon as you touched me, I'd empty my 1911 into your abdomen and then screech "nice abs motherfucker," shit myself and pass out. When will you meatheads learn, you're just a meatbag and gunpowder announced the end of your dominance.

>>732449795
Sweet Bowling shoes

>>732449795
Duse prolly benches 135 for like 7 reps

>>732449795
I remember the last time I wore a xxs shirt in kindergarden

>>732449795
Dudes belly comes out further than his pecs

>>732449795
Looks like he's probably 5'8" ish based on the background and stairs. He's a little cutie.

>>732449795
Posing with 3 dollar Walmart sunglasses on his head. Definitely a virgin.

Another glass jawed roid rager. How many of you have I knocked out in my day? 20? 30? I have lost count.

Listen little dude. I roll with a crew of 5 or more hard-hitting motherfuckers. If I didn't knock you out on the first shot, you're definitely going to be grounded and pounded. There won't be shit you can do about it. We'll make an example out of you and teach you a lesson you'll never forget.

Grow up, little faggot. You have a LONG way to go before you can run with the Big Boys.

>>732457100
Those ain't roads, they're potato chips.

>>732449795
Bars I hang at have armed, uniformed police officers as security. And they are friends of mine (I work sound and have met/after hours drank with/ most of them. ). Eat a gun, Neanderthal.

>>732449795
You got pecs, I got techs.

I'll deflate your ass, then sue you for assault

>>732457253
Amen, bro. Tech beats pec any time!

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>>732449795
Good thing I have my CCW.
I would defend myself til you're no longer a threat.

>>732457253
You wouldn't need a gun, just kick his chicken legs out from under him

>>732457324
*pulls ccw sawed off shotgun out of duster*
think again

>>732449795
being fat doesn't make you big

>>732449795
good thing you sweat by your bitch tits while doing nothing, i'm triple black belt in aikido, do try me, you will be dead before you even know it.

>>732458422
Internet Tough Guy vs. Internet Tough Guy!

IT. IS. ONNNNNNNN!!!1!!111

>>732449795
Ew, stale pasta
Also, that's how you get shot

>>732449795
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class atMIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat overIRCI am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Cunts like you never last.