There it is. Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimeters.

post pussy pics OP

Stop fapping op.

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>>732434163
>meanwhile at OP's house

>>732434163
>posting Arnold's bicep and calling it your own. kek

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>>732434163
What now Mr arms?

The worst part about working out to the max is finding your dick when you want to pee pee

No gf = can't get cucked

>>732434163
Sorry about your penis, bro.

>>732434163
ex-con here. Sure, you would humiliate me and insult my woman in the club and then you would turn your back to me and laugh with all your buddies and that is when you would lose. Even after being out of jail I always keep a shiv on me due to old habits. It wouldn't be the first time I stuck someone bigger than me and in a few seconds you would have 10+ holes in your back. Enjoy bleeding out with your big arms faggot.

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One kick in those tiny nuts and you are as good as dead OP. Could even stab you. Be realistic

>>732434556
>nothing personal

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>>732434163

Guns bruh.

>>732434163
I'll double leg you then crank that ankle lock. Then you can cry into that big bicep.

hey retard, guess where you dont have muscle, your fingers, your elbow, Im gonna break your elbows then your fingers one by one. then you can show me your guns

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>>732434163

Just because you have muscle mass doesn't mean you know how to effectively move it and control it. Sure, in one plane of movement you are very strong, but I guarantee that an amatuer BJJ could easily defend themselves from you and even beat you in a fight.

ayo timestamp ples

>>732434916
How much you spend on gear per month?

HAHAHAHAHA buff douhe bags thinking they know how to fight. Laugh at Bruce Lee cause he is smaller than you. See what your big muscles do then.

>>732434163
Most women these days don't appreciate sexual harassment.
Whatever happens, I would make sure it went far enough for the police to get involved and I'd make sure it happened in a way that makes you liable.

>>732435023
All natural

>>732434163
Im only 34, and im sure i fuck you only with one hit, ur are slower than my grand mother.
Stupid bitch, why all these faggots thinks muscles means they are stronger than everyone ?

>>732435096
You're a cheeky little cunt, I'll tell you that. That's not natty.

I don't give a shit you can knock my teeth out and go to jail with your fag buddys.

>>732434163
Truth is I've seen alot of fights in my life and most of those fights broke out because some muscle monkey thought he was the shit and more often than not the buff guy got his shit kicked in by some smaller guy who actually knew hot to fight, so i doesn't really matter if your biceps are 50 fucking centimeters everyone still drops if you hit them in the right area

>>732434163
I would. Muscle means shit when your knees get taken out from under you and your eyes get gouged out.
>Inb4 but that's not fighting fair
Fights ain't supposed to be fair boy

>>732435128
cause muscle....IS stronger than being a skinny bitch...and this coming from 17 years of muay thai experience.

fucking moron.

>>732435096
yeah sure faggot.

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>>732434981

>>732434163
The amount of times I've seen this shitty post.
If you've had no progress in all that time you're not doing it right.
But, this is trol, so w/e.

>>732434442
\thread

>>732435641
Too much muscle turn you weak retard.

>>732434163
You can't skratch your back tho.

>>732435641
I believe you about that 17 years, wholeheartedly.

>>732435766
what the fuck are you on about. naturally built muscle is healthy as fuck retard. Do you realise what resistance is? If you kick me and you have a scrawny ass leg, and if i kick you with my leg that im able to squat 100+ kilos. Which fucking leg do you think is gonna do the most damage?

You are literally autistic. Even professional fighters do some light weightlifting regimen to strengthen their muscles.

Ylilauta on paras ja meemit

>>732435889
believe all you want faggot. ive been training since i was 5 years old. 22 years old now. my dad actually owns a muay thai gym. been to fights and travelled to thailand about 6 times now.

Really, believe all you fucking want. Muscle is really important when fighting. Its also the reason WHY they dont put fighters with a huge weight gap to fight each other. use your brains for once you fucking fags.

>>732434163
>implying muscle = fighting capability

Lel

Nice job tho, must have taken a buttload of work

This is all so irrelevant. I wouldn't have to do anything, my gf would just smash her glass/bottle over your head and make a big scene. And guess who the police would rather believe, muscular douchebro or an innocent woman?

>>732434163
*Bang*
That was left handed. Real tough guy.

>>732434163
>Implying bodybuilder muscle actually means shit in a fight

You ever wonder why mma fighters and boxers etc don't look like Ronnie Coleman?

>>732435898
I will dodge it, you will lose balance.
Then i will punch you in the face, with your fall speed + your weight it's instant KO.
You really stupid.

>>732436076
You sound like the ultimate cuck.

>>732435980
>tfw you are so insecure that you post your bicep size bait to strangers on an anonymous Japanese board

>>732436124
you do realise im natural and lift weights to built strength right? im also quite lean and train endurance often along with sparring. you wouldnt dodge shit. because you dont know how to "dodge" :^)

>>732436156
im not op you autist.

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>>732436071
>my girlfriend

>>732434981
BJJ - blowjob-jutsu

>>732436156
what's a fingerbox?!

>>732435980
This needed to be said.

>>732436179
I play videogames. I know hot to dodge im 200+ IQ.
And i have perfect equilibre muscles, for a healthy man.

>>732436179
>:^)

>>732434163
I'd go you OP, You'd probably win too, But my girl would be riding me in a hospital bed while i get a paid week off work whilst you're sitting on assault charges.
Doesn't much sound like you won.

>>732436305
can just smell your neckbearded sweat coming from the monitor.
>equilibre muscles

im gonna guess estrogen filled titties and sidebuns.

>>732436402
not really

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>>732434163

Big arms don't mean much in a fight, idiot.

>>732436402
Sidebuns?

>>732436500
that "not really" surely convinced me.

>>732436502
yes they do. do you know what clinching is?

/r/iamverybadass

>>732434163
Filename made me cringe
Rly shitty b8 op

>>732436553
Lol tf you dont need big arms to clinch

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ITT: Bunch of whiny skinny fucking weak faggots that never left their home telling op muscle doesn't even matter in a fight.

>>732436676
i never said you need big arms to clinch you autist. if you ever actually practiced clinching you would know big guys with actually big arms are HARD AS FUCK to bring down or even control in order to give them knees or even lock their head down.


Im going back to /fit/.

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>>732436553

Big doesn't mean strong. And the strength required for a good clinch isn't as important as technique.

I remember a guy that was a personal trainer coming to the class I train in, thinking his big muscles would make him good. He got thrown about like a tramps jacket.

>>732434163

Is this the new 'shit was so cash'?

Anyway, gun.

>>732436775
>big doesnt mean strong

what. yeah if you are fucking fat or using deca while doing low weight high reps.


Also you are talking about someone who had NO idea how technique works (ill guess BJJ) you fucking autistic shithead. If you put together 2 highly trained BJJ fighters, and one does actual resistance training and weightlifting while also being lean and working on endurance, who do you think has the upper hand? Sometimes i feel like im talking to a bunch of retards. Are you sure you teach?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZiuGNTa0D4&ab_channel=TheGoldenOne

>>732434163
not 50 cms

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>>732434163
>Not even rocking 24 inch pythons
How pathetic are you, brother?

>coped a feel with your lady

Are you 40?

>>732434163
most if not all body building exercises focus on slow twitch muscle fibres. this means u have more strength but you end up lacking abit of movement and loss fast response muscle reaction

athletic exercises that dont really increase muscle size but increase speed and reaction

u might win if u can get a hold of me
but i dare say you wont

plus their not 50cms cunt

>>732437149
>using inches

murica.

>>732436750
Good. Stay there with all the closet fags.

>>732434163
I lost at street altercation

>>732437288
well you have no counter arguments so im going to guess you are literally a faggot that never practiced any martial arts in his life.

I learned in mma that big biceps don't mean shit. You could have 50 inch biceps and still not understand how to work your body to throw a good strike, how to not be slow and avoid projecting attacks, or shit anything beyond looking intimidating and being big. Weightlifters only train to lift heavy objects. You meatheads aren't fighters lmao but it's cute you think a routine meant to superficially improve you makes you a badass.

>>732437396
but training your muscles with heavy weights is important in mma and building strength is it not mate?

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>>732437026

I didn't say I taught. I do train in mma and bjj, tho.

The big muscular guys are never the better guys, too often they run out of gas very quickly.

I don't think you know what you're talking about.

Big arms also do very little for punching.

If anything a good squat and deadlift are more useful for fighting.

>>732434163
Nice b8
Tfw when id break your fucking jaw before your musclebound faggotry got a word out of your stupid slow face autist

>>732436685
This pretty much sums it up.

For your knowledge, if any of you as much as glanced at my direction while I'm talking to your woman at the bar, I would grab you by throat, drag your scrawny bitch asses outside (never mind the bouncers, I always befriend them anyway) and then give you beating of your lifetime you'll never forget. I would literally smash your teeth in, kick the air out of you, drag you down in a chokehold and then sit on you with my full weight. I would make you into a crying, sobbing bloody mess of shit in front of your girlfriend. I'd let her watch as you cry and beg for me to let you go.

Then I'd simply grap your girl by her butt, hail a cab and off we go.

Seriously, when a big guy like me makes a move on a girl, you just shut the fuck up. I don't care who you are, her brother, her boyfriend or even a hubby, you just keep your shit to yourself. If you dont, I'll show you that might is right.

regards, OP

>>732437570
thats what i meant by heavy lifting you dumb fuck. Good compound exercises.

But im guessing you also never lifted in your life because training specific muscles also makes your whole body stronger.
But believe what you want.

Arms don't mean shit. It's all in the skill faggot

>>732437640
Nah people like you come in looking for trouble try to butter us up. We watch for your assed and we wait. Love the look on your faces when you get a lead sap in the jaw and start bleeding. Tryharder faggot

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>>732434163

muscles are not going to save you from a psychopath's trigger finger

>>732434163
I'd fight ya.

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>>732437276
>What percievable course of action could you take my degenerate sibling when my 60.96 cm slithery withlers go positively cuckoo on you good fellow

>>732437779
This is what i also used to believe when i didnt lift.

>>732437640
Ok if you say so, if it were the bar near me I'd be the bouncer you were trying to choke and drag tho and it most likely wouldn't work out

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>>732437804
Watch out everyone, we've got a fuckin bad ass over here.

>>732437867
Bouncers actually lift you faggot.

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>>732434163
The last big bad man who grabbed my gf's ass lost his nuts. She doesn't take shit

>>732437640
And then I would see you in court.

>>732437505
Not really. Compared to practicing actual forms of fighting it's nothing. Lifting weights increases your mass and not much else. You're not training your muscles to be dangerous, just bigger from lifting weight. It's as superficial as you can get without going into plastic surgery

>>732434163
Boasting about worthless facts, mommy didn't give you the pegging you always wanted, right?

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>>732437918

i'm not a badass i just don't really care about killing people

i could literally just walk up to someone and kill them if it was legal, as long as i'd gain from it

i like guns

>>732438002
>lifting weights increases your mass and not much else.


I give up. You guys are fucking hopeless...honestly..

>>732437664

I seldom do any excercise apart from sparring and grappling.

I'm also stronger than most of the gym muscle types that occasionally turn up to class to give it a go.

Skill over strength. Every time. I've never felt somene for the better of me through superior strength, but it's happened many times with superior skill.

Also, trying to cop a feel of guys girls in bars is a cracking way to get force fed a pint glass, champ.

>>732435641
muscle is stronger than skin and bone. but being lean is better than being a damn body builder when it somes to throwing punches

>>732438111
If it matters that much to you, watch a fight between somebody who trains how to fight vs somebody who just lifts weights. Or, if you're a weight lifter, challenge an mma fighter and see what happens.

>>732438002
>its as superficial as you can get without going into plastic surgery

Do you honestly fucking believe training weights just makes your muscles look bigger just how putting implants inside does? Are you honestly gonna make that comparison?

Yeah you are fucking hopeless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL-8fzlmQU0&t=197s&ab_channel=AlexWolstencroft

>>732438111
What do you expect from /b/

>>732438266
Holy fucking shit you dumb ape.

My argument ISNT about a bodybuilder vs a fighter.

My argument is about a fighter vs a fighter who LIFTS HEAVY.

>>732437941
Yea I am aware of this I spend quite of a bit of time in the gym, as we have a stipend as a part of our pay that goes to a membership. Although most of the guys I work with and a just big cornfed bros. I mean good job and training yourself up, but we've chucked more than one guy with same attitude out into the street.

>>732438171
Stronger than them? No. You may be able to hit harder due to technique, but someone who is a lot bigger than you will hit with more force if they ever learn to throw a punch.

>>732434163
glock9sleeplytime.mp3

>>732437640

I know this is a bait thread, but in all seriousness, if you sexually assaulted my girlfriend and tried to attack me I would shoot your faggot ass dead.

>>732434163
very impressive OP, yes your alot stronger than me :) but... although your muscles can grow the thickness of your skull cant.. i could possible beat you with a pair of knuckle dusters drop some massive hammer fists ontop of ur dome might even CS-spray you before the beatdown or just slice your tendons with a straight razor completely hell, i might even just befriend you instead and manipulate you into being my enforcer if that dont work i could just poison you or frame you and ruin you.. meh or just walk away and not even engage you at all, after all i have everything i need in life
so why waste the effort on someone who is clearly trying to mackup for something

>>732436124
Hahahahahahhahhhaha

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>>732434163
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>732434163
Boi shut the fuck up before I inject u with steroids and watch you go all flabby within a week

>>732438468
>on someone who is clearly trying to mackup for something
>writes a long post pretending to be an edgy psychopath

>>732438332

not the guy youre replying to but i'll chip in anyway. it doesnt matter what your argument is cause thats not really the point of the whole thread. the OP is saying he's got big muscles so he can rekt anyone just because of those muscles. Thats not how it works and you even agree with that. a smaller leaner dude with a shred of fighting experience could knock him on his ass.

OP, well played. You have strong arms (biceps ;)).
But i'll have you know that ive trained jiu jitsu and taekwondo.
I can beat you with a single blow to your chest.
Big arms = slow movement.
I can litteraly teleport behind you, so fast i am.
Then i will grab your mother by her vagina and iv will force myself up her. Bt she wants a real D :)

>>732438359
I'm also not saying that I could or couldn't take you personally but if you work in a place like I do it isn't just gonna be one of us, we'll get the call and you'll be dealing with 2-5 of us depending on the situation. Also just from what I've seen in the ten years I've been doing this and private security since I got out of the navy it's a bad call to start shit with anyone. Last year I watched a similar situation op mentioned where a guy like him destroyed some kid trying to defend his girlfriends honor and the guy that lost came back and waiting the parking lot and ended up shooting and killing the guy (op) who started the shit. That's reality and has been for a while you can be a pan ams world champ but mess with the wrong guy and catch four to the chest and head.

Keep training op get stronger but be smart cause taking some plebs bitch itsny worth death

>>732438332
Wow it's like you and your argument almost matter.

>>732434163
Muscles don't stop a 12 gauge from opening that empty skull of yours.
It's the 21st century, kid. Flesh means nothing, guns are the norm now. Put down your pretty little weights and pick up a rifle, I'd like to see you miss the broad side of a barn at point blank range.

>>732438574


so you're still gonna ignore my argument and talk about op all day long making your little ego bigger just because youre a skinny fucking faggot.


Fair enough.

>>732434163
People who truly enjoy their lives don't brag on /b/. If you're here, trying to convince /b/tards that you're better than them, you're pretty empty inside and we all know it.

Listen you stupid fucking kyke. You USED to be cool in my book, even for a Jew. Then you left the west coast, moved back to NYC, and became such a fucking pussy on this board. Yeah I made fun of campher getting raped as a kid. You're gunna draw a hard line in sand on THAT one dude? Seriously man, .net >>>>> You wanna post shit like "remember when I was funny?". I'm still the same person I ever was. You're the one who changed.

I don't have a girlfriend. Just because you shacked up with some Jew broad once you got to NYC and think you're above it all now doesn't mean shit. lol @ men needing to validate being locked down with one pussy by bashing other men who enjoy being single. It's already been exhausted on this board over the last few months but I am in no place to have a girlfriend right now - Just spent 5 months traveling around Australia and got back to New Hampshire to work/save $$$ until August > Going down to Mexico for 4 months for some work then flying to India and backpacking around until May.

Why would I trade all of that in to date some boring 28-31 year old girl? For regular sex? Companionship because I'm afraid of being alone? lol @ your life

>>732438580
See >>732437640 for whats gonna happen to u if you try something

>>732437276
This faggot thinking everything from "merica" is bad.
Thank us for the internet faggot.

>>732438707

?
i mean im pretty average not skinny.

and i never denied your argument once retard, its fucking obvious that with 2 fighters the higher weight division will most likely win.

thats not what this thread is about though you retard. This thread is an OP with likely 0 fighting experience bragging he can destroy less muscled people just because of the muscles. Which isnt reality. a less muscular person ( who isnt rail thin ovbiously) and who knows how to throw punched properly will beat him.

THAT is what this thread is about, not fighter v fighter

>>732438463
>implying OPs can't deflect bullets and knife with his extremely dense and strong muscle fibres
You're a pleb. Bow down to OP already.

>>732436124
That's just avoiding his question.

You being able to dodge a kick has nothing to do with muscle adding extra force behind a kick.

I think you are a little austistic hey.

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>>732434163
U will get killed like the kike u r op

>>732434163
my arms are bigger and I dont have the need to post them.
And I measure in inches.
Fuck you.

>>732434163
I gonna fucking kill u slut.

>>732438991
>>732439155
>>732439228

Plz, see >>732437640

>>732435096

Scooby would be proud matey. What's your Squat/DL/OHP ORM?

>>732439405
Lol... bitch probably weighs in at barely 230

thats like 16 stone for you faggots from another country.

I know you are weak. Get daddy a beer and Ill give you the tip only this time.
Promise, boo

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you guys should 100% stop what your doing and check out
> Snαpchαtd.com
as soon as you can lol

>>732438930
no fucking wonder you are average. I can just tell you dont even lift.

If you cant tell OP is trolling and posting copypasta you are a fucking new summerfag honestly. But good job on going back to ops arguments and avoiding mine.

Sheesh.

>>732434916
faggot loser

>>732434163
Homos like you are the reason I learned muay thai. Come at me bro, you may be bigger but are you fast?

>>732434916
sorry kid its really not all natural it's you're filled with water and veins from No2. Bottom line you're on something shitty but that's ok I think you should enjoy yourself while your live is cut short and it will be short trust me. Unless you're rich and have money for surgery.

>>732439918
buakaw and all other professional muay thai fighters do weight lifting for strength as well you fucking autistic shithead.

lul what is when i stab you? or run you over with shitty car?

>>732438065
thats a good lube must sell a lot.. I take that back hes loses sales from being a little dicked trump supporter.

>>732434163
Pasta is cold.

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>>732434163
i can see you are 5.6 feet

>>732440061
I do weight lifting you autistic shithead. Im just not as big as him. You really think id be able to do muay thai if i was out of shape? Fucking retard

>>732440614
so what the fuck are you on about.
i do muay thai aswell, AND do strength training.

Tits or gtfo

>>732434916
Lmao this is Bradley Martyn. Search him up on youtube he does workout videos

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>>732434916
You fucking autist. That's Bradley Martyn. He has over 1M subscribers on YouTube. Jesus fucking Christ, at least learn how to bait.

>>732440732
Ive fought big guys who hit hard as fuck but are slow. Thats all im saying. Size isnt everything

>>732434163
Timestamp or your mother gets fucked HARD in her sleep

>>732440935
ya hard juice. Your rear delts need a lot of work and your lower chest and biceps need work as well. Its common a whatever gym person thinks he puts in hard work but working the same shit all the time with the same movements ill give ur body a 3-10 at best and thats pushing it.

>>732441112
did you even read the post?

>>732434422
how so you dare call that piece of shit "arnolds' bicep"?? That fucker was pefect!

>>732435043
Bruce lee's known for getting his ass handed to him a couple of time by random big guys though

>>732434163
Me and my concealed carry permit would love to meet you in real life. I would encourage you to assault me. Give me a reason to put you down like a dog.

Bodybuilding is not supposed to be a way to criticize others... Op is such dumb... You're the kind of guy who make us look like fucktards

>>732434163
if only we were still living in medieval times, your muscles would actually mean something. I'll never have to deal with you since I live in upper middle class.

>>732441148
ya, Ya i kiddo and I ain't mad that u roid the fuck it kid.

>>732434163
>Centimeters
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD EUROCUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS THAT PROHIBITED ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

>>732441677
this is an org site tho

>>732434163
>cm

lmao fuck off yurocuck I have a gun

>>732441740
Shoot me through the internet faggot

>>732440205

>using excessive "..."'s

a new level of cringe

>>732440935
let me guess... he all natural??

>>732441730
I do not recall giving you permission to address me directly. Look, cuck, you don't have the right to address a superior white American man directly. Know your place. You are a subhuman Non-American degenerate piece of shit. Kill yourself immediately for your presumption.

lol even my wife would kick OPs ass. she did years of jeet kune do, is super fast and knows all the tricks. before he grabs anything his nuts are scrambled eggs.

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not the first time this little friend makes some egocentrics go to sleep for some time

>>732442066
this made me sad

>>732434163
come on guys why did you fuckers fall for this bait? You filthy cucks.

>>732434163

Mirin'

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>>732438530

>>732434163
>effortlessy move 45kg weights
Come on man, anyone can lift 100kg, that's 50 per arm mate, how is this even impressive?

>>732434499
This. Just fuck chicks and dump em when they push for a relationship, repeat. Can't get cucked, just move on. If they wanna be fuck buddies after? sure, as long as you can fuck other hoes still.

Women are only for sex nowdays, fuck marriage, fuck relationships. Bitch ass ain't decided who i do and don't fuck nigga

>>732435128
>Guys look 6packs make you weak
>Punches guy with 6pack
>Gets knocked out by a slight tap from the guy with the 6pack, not really interested in fighting more so swatting an annoying fly, with not even a quarter of his strength
dun fucked son

Sure, a 6packs just for show, as is ridiculusly large muscles, not that op would fall under that, but - a 6 pack / whatnot are better then nothing, literally. Unless you're a similar sized dead lifter etc. You won't be even able to beat a guy who trains like shit. He still "Trains" his body, just not as good.

As for punching with your scrawny ass arms, anyone who knows what F=MA is can tell you you're fucked. Muscle, as it were - has a high power to weight ratio, dumbshit.

So, You get extra mass, but its fucking free because it supports itself fucking easily, extra Force which causes more acceleration and damage in general. You dun fucked up son

Actually , I've been boxing since I was 16. I'm 24 now. And I have a horrible attitude. So to be honest as soon as you sat next to me and my girl at the bar , and even gave her the slightest look , not even mention a touch . I would hit you so fast in the chin by the time you woke up I would be long gone. I knock out muscle heads all the time at my boxing gym , and guess what. They can't fight for shit. Usually they can't even hit me .Speed of a punch and angle of the hit /proper form makes much more of a difference than strength of a punch .

ITT: People so insecure they have to physically impose themselves on others.

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>>732442066
KYS faggot

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>>732434163
MFW when I see all these folks falling for an ancient Finnish pasta. Shoutenings at you :D

>>732437640
>implying you could make me cry

I cry a lot, but never from physical pain.

>>732441835
Ellipses you daft cunt.

>>732444412
Scrawny ass arms=smaller area of impact=more concentrated force. What now Tony?

>>732445705
A simple biology class would show you only the fatest of cunts get fat knuckles.

I bet Conor McGregor is currently shitting himself.

>>732445089
Fuck off you French fuck. I dont need your Swedish bullshit, you Iranian cuck.

Fuck you. I would destroy you.

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>>732434163
What are you gonna do now mr. Small sack

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>>732447621
Who you talking to?

>>732434163
My girlfriend would put you into hospital without any help from me. But good luck trying.

>>732434163
Why don't you challenge your local jiu jitsu instructor?

>>732434163
Lifting weights does nothing for your jaw, which I would swiftly break with one punch, you faggot.

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>>732434163
How small is your dick exactly?

>>732437640

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>>732434163
You can have bigger muscles than me, but i have a bigger gun for your head.

>>732434163
>street altercation
>muscles stop bullets and knives

top kek.. good luck out there faggot.

>>732434163
The glock I carry with me every day doesn't give a fuck about the size of your muscles.

>>732434163
Doesn't stop my sharp ass knife from popping your tendons like guitar strings or opening up your veins at will. I've dressed deer with it so I'm pretty sure it will make short work of you.

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>>732434163
My gf will never fuck such a horrible human being.

>>732449645
Keep telling yourself that...

>>732449769
Mate, i've been with my gf more than 18 fucking years. She has never cheated on me.

>>732434163
50cm wouldn't help you much with a knife up to the hilt in your stomach.

>>732449922
It means she's just very good at keeping it from you.

>>732434163
yes, beacause you got the muscle, but neither coordination nor speed nor tactics. any thin guy who knows what to do can get you of your legs.

>>732434163
Untrained body builders always get owned by BBJ. Always.

https://youtu.be/KzXQGMqY8_E

>>732434163
Nice meme.

>>732434163
One kick to the nuts, or one bullet to the chest and your fucking muscles mean nothing.

OP is one of the hardest faggots I ever heard of, and yeah, I would say that to you in rl. Guys like you are literally scum. Probably you're a weak fighter who need to compensate something with pump up arms

>>732450282
>bodybuilder
kek, no. That guy on the video looks like your average gym goer, maybe a bit more beefed up.

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>>732434163
There it is.

Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimeters.

Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is guaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessy move 45kg weights in the scott-bicep bench. They guarantee me the strength and the power you never could even dream of.

Well, now you know where you stand you little rats :) I had to stop by and tell you how things work in the real life as many of you pretend to be tough and troll around in here. If you might bump into me at a bar, you'd better lay low and back the fuck up, even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)

U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.

>>732434163
You may be strong, but do you know how to fight? Do you know how to punch without breaking your wrist? I may not be able to lift as much as you, but I'm an MMA fighter trained in Muay Thai. Picking up heavy things is very different from kicking bags, people, and pads for hundreds of hours until you hit with precise accuracy and your shins harden. Come at me bitch.

>>732450570

Go ahead and post your own video of a bodybuilder of your choosing owning an actual black belt in Jujitsu. Go ahead, I'll wait.

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>>732434163

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if EVERYONE is not sageing this thread, /b/ is as pathetic and disappointing as the fat loser who posted it.

HOW TO SAGE for newfags
>in post field
>above 'Comment' where you type your retard spew
>'Options'
>write only 'sage' no apostrophes
>congrats the thread won't be bumped because it is utter shit

>>732450659
*BANG* You are dead!

>>732438065
3 edgy 5 me

>>732434442
/thread

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>>732450654
There it is.

Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimeters.

Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is guaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessy move 45kg weights in the scott-bicep bench. They guarantee me the strength and the power you never could even dream of.

Well, now you know where you stand you little rats :) I had to stop by and tell you how things work in the real life as many of you pretend to be tough and troll around in here. If you might bump into me at a bar, you'd better lay low and back the fuck up, even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)

U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.

>>732434163
if you touch my girl I will knock you the fuck out, you better believe that

>>732451076
Does calling him your girl make you feel better about homosexuality?

>>732450850
Yeah, guns will always win. I'm talking about hand combat without any weapons.

>>732434163
stick your arm up my ass and flex it please

>>732451207
There is no such thing in a street fight. In a street fight one of the fighters will always have a gun, knife, or friends waiting when things go bad for them. You can't rely on muscles or force alone on the street. You will die.

>>732434163
form fits function you thick lump just cause you're big dont mean a damn thing go ahead and act stupid in the street and you'll find out better than i can tell you fuckboy

>>732451322
You're full of shit. I've seen many one on one street fights and don't even go out very often.

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>>732434163
>Enjoying life
>On 4chan

>>732451678
Playground fights after school don't count.

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There it is.

Circumference 2,713,406 Miles. Two-million-seven-hundred-thirteen-four-hundred-and-six fucking-miles.

Does some planet here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual space altercation? Do you think you'd have the guts to revolve around, or even to drift anywhere but into the edge of your planetary system when I grab your satellite's ass and make a double flare? Yea right. You pencil rocks will be there quietly floating swallowing your anger with your lower stratosphere shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will.

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>>732452134
KEK

>>732434556
>ex-con here.
you wouldn't do shit, pussy. Although I bet your asshole would make a good cock socket. If you're polite I'd even let you lick the shit off it afterwards.

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>>732452134

>>732434442
pretty sure he'd shove that bb gun down your throat and masturbate on your corpse

>>732452436
>let you lick the shit off it afterwards
you mean toss the salad?

Fuck off bitch, NOBODY touches my girl without asking me first

>>732434163
Nice! Are those bulletproof?

>>732434163
yet your kidneys are just as soft as everyone else's.
face it, if you were really surprised from a targeted attack you wouldn't have a better chance than anyone else.

>>732435096
hahahahahha yeah no. Dry as fuck plus general appearence gives it away. I'm guessing you have acne on your back and/or forehead as well?

>>732434163
>I am enjoying my life.
he enjoys wasting his short time on this gay urf doing repetitive mind numbing bench presses which does nothing but abuse his muscles
kek

>>732437640
Nice bait but nah. Besides, if it was real (please no..) then I gotta ask why so angry? Fucking hell, when I started getting fitter via cardio and lifting I got more confident, but I also got this happy "at ease" feeling about myself. I sure didn't walk around wanting to throttle everybody.

>>732434163
guns and knives anon plz dont be this dumb

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There it is.

Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimeters.

Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is guaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessy move 45kg weights in the scott-bicep bench. They guarantee me the strength and the power you never could even dream of.

Well, now you know where you stand you little rats :) I had to stop by and tell you how things work in the real life as many of you pretend to be tough and troll around in here. If you might bump into me at a bar, you'd better lay low and back the fuck up, even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)

U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.

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>>732434163
And here we go again

Getting muscle mass has nothing to see with fighting skills. It takes some training to hit where damage is done, to turn opponnent unconscious, to take blows and to fight with absolute winning determination. And if you don't have it, you better keep on bullying nerds as you certainly love to.

Muscle is great for self-confidence and good for you anon, but thinking you are the kingpin is the shortest way to either conviction or ending up stabbed or worse.

>>732434163
>Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actua-

New pasta? I'll have to shitpost on /fit/ this one, unless someone already did. Also, they don't call it trap shooting for nothing.

>>732434163
It would be fun to take my knife and pop the tendon that holds your bicep in. I could watch it unravel up your arm like a snapped rubber band.

>>732434163
Good luck using that arm strength when you're doubled over after a swift kick to the testicles.

you may have pumpers in your arms, which make them big, but that has nothing to do with fighting faggot. get into an alley with somemone who knows bjj or krav maga and youll get your ass wooped, faggot.

>>732442986

what's that

One bullet would take you down, muscle means nothing if you ain't a hunter-gather primate. Only niggers need muscle

>>732434163

The fact that you have to validate yourself on an anonymous image board on the internet is evidence enough that you're completely insecure about yourself.

>>732434163
aaand almost 250 replies to a 2yr old copypasta

good job getting triggered newfags

>implying any /b/tard has a gf

>>732461078
I bet OP could MAKE them into his girlfriend if he wanted to