Femanon here. How do we deal with the dicklet problem? All across

Hi there, "Femanon"!

>>732429740
Hi.

tits or gtfo

Timestamp tits or no correspondence

>>732429622
I'm not sure If I've ever had this issue.
Every woman I've ever fucked loved or loves me So they would never say anything.
I've noticed they enjoyed my dick the more I used it but that's all

>>732430081
Sorry dicklet I'm not a whore.

eey baby

You roleplay as women often?

>>732430208
If I can pontificate for a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet".

This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

tl;dr: tits with timestamp or GTFO

Timestamp and face or anything proving you female. /b/ is invested with fags masturbating to gay hung of dicklet thougs and conversations. Don't feed that disgust.

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>>732429622

>>732430362

hahahah

>>732429622
It's not wrong to have a preference. If dudes are allowed to hate small or large tits or long hair or whatever than let them get salty about their wieners. Less and less people are taking those kinds of dipshits seriously. There's a lot of them here but IRL nobody thinks the guy telling everyone that women are sluts for liking big dicks is a normal person

>>732429622

I think you'll find that the dick size doesn't matter.

Once you've given them genital herpes, they're going to have to make do with what you've got to offer regardless.

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Hi! few things to start off with =]

1. yes I responded to you because you're a female on teh interwebz, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

pic related, it's me on my couch (pretending to be from oasis lol jks!)

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>>732429622
Did somebody say "futa thread"?

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>>732429622

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Femanon here.

The average dildo is 9.5 inches.
Dicklets need to learn a thing or two about how to please a woman like a real man.

One of the only blessings I got in life is a big thick dick.. Other than that my life is shit

>>732430362
>>732430845

>>732429622
OP, you are perfectly OK having a preference in dick size.
With that being said, it is perfectly Ok for me to have a preference in not ever wanting to date a feminist cunt like you. Equality is great!

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>>732430806

big tits and asses are just better too. way too many bitches in the itty bitty titty committee thinking they're entitled to porno cock.

At least you cunts can get implants for that.

>>732430848
40 year old wizard with 156 IQ (tested officially twice - in 1996 and 2007), 6'2" (188cm), full head of luxurious hair, 20/20 vision in both eyes and everything seemingly working fine - wanna swap?

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>>732430949

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>>732430932
>Dicklets

So sad.

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>>732431033

>>732431084
this is why I don't feel bad when I want my woman short, big tits and ass with a super deep vagina.

>>732430966
Randomly pleb here but I know for a fact that an official IQ test is given once. I know this because I was given an IQ test as an adult and the person giving it mentioned this. Carry on master wizard.

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>>732431138

>>732431084
unwanted and unloved feminists.

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>>732431264

>>732430845
>real man
talks about the size of fuckable plastic

>>732431187
Eh well - my army application in '96 failed and I was asked by a clinical psychologist in 2007 if I wanted to take it. Same result both times, but I'LL FUCK YOU ALL WITH LIGHTNING BOLTS

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>>732431084
>titlet

You poor thing.

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>>732430966
>>732431311
See? Dubs twice. Told you I'm a wizard.

>>732430362
Fist time I've heard that one pasta'd.

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>>732431294

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Are dicklets even trying??

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>>732429622
Fucking sick b8.

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>>732431514

>>732431084
>>732430845
>>732429622

I-It's not like I'm into that or anything...

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>>732429622
You're as much a Femanon as I, and it takes a lot of imagination to call me feminine.

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>>732429622
femanon here

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>>732431643
>it takes a lot of imagination to call me feminine

If this was a YLYL thread, then for some reason I would have lost

>>732429622
When youre ugly, its not strange to only have seen small limp penisses. Trying to insult someone with a pokemon penis pun says something about your intelligence.

>>732429622
this bait sucks... I hope you trow all the fishes you catch back

Actual Femanon here, my boyfriend is just over 5 inches and I don't have a problem with it. In fact, sometimes it feels too big and when he gets the whole way in it hurts because it presses against my womb

>>732431753
tits or gtfo

>>732431753
Femanon here. Anything under 9 inches is only accessible on a healthy newborn.

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>>732429622
tits or GTFO

>>732431872
>>732431848
Dicklets sure are a angry bunch.

>>732431753
tits or gtfo

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>>732431856
>still hasn't posted tits

>>732431854
Nah because that would break a 4chan rule
>>732431856
If you say so, he's 18

>>732431946
I'm not going to you stupid dicklet. I already said I'm not a whore.

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>>732431916
>mfw I wrote that
>mfw I'll never be able to prove that I wrote that
>mfw in my profession, it's probably for the best that I'll never be able to prove that I wrote that

>>732429622 only niggers are dicklets, niggers have tiny little poop-colored micropenises.

>>732429622
Tits or Gtfo...

Dunno, how do we deal with the fat woman problem? So many white American women are fatasses, and sluts these days...

>dicklets

Not even once.

Asians can grow their dicks, with magic. Can I grow it to reach your full body height and come in your brain? Would that please you fish mistress? I'mma do that. I stay up too late! Got nothing in my brain!

>>732431989
hey bitch how about you GTFO?

>>732431989
>I already said I'm a whore. And that I should go into the kitchen where I belong.

ftfy

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>>732431995

Anon is anon.

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>>732432088
Exactly. We're all givers, here!

>>732432143
>>732432131
>>732432126
>>732432088
>>732432087
>>732432084
Fucking dicklets I've had it up to here with you stupid assholes. Dicklets are the fucking worst!

>>732431989
>>732432052
>>732432309

It's not like I want a femanon to laugh at my docket or anything

>>732432309
I think I heard whale noises

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>>732432309
Triggered Fatcunt

>>732432309
>still keeping up the facade
Thanks man. You wouldn't believe how many anons post shitty bait threads and then easily give up. You are keeping it going and reply with the proper reaction. And that alone deserves some respect.

this is the last post I'll make in this thread. goof job OP, you faggot. you baited a lot of people. I want you do do something for me. go to the nearest mirror (if you have one) and look at yourself. your folds upon folds of fat. you tiny shriveled penis, and ask yourself was this worth it. did it do anything good for you. did this make you a better person.

love, anon

ps. capcha: extra calle

>>732431138
More tit Fucking

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>>732429622
So you actually think about things like this and the best solution for your problem is posting on 4chan?

>>732431989
on /b/ and still thinks shes not a whore?

>>732431989

>can only be satisfied by monster cock
>not a whore

Pick one Ms. Whale

>>732430208
So your saying women who show their tits when asked, which is a known tradition on this site, on the internet are whores? A woman should be allowed to show their boobs if they want to and just because someone says something like tits or gtfo guess what we can't actually make you leave so you have the right to decline just because you don't wanna show your tits if your even really a femanon doesn't mean people who do are whores way to slut shame faggot what ever gender you happen to be your an idiot.

>>732429622
Okay, have you ever thought about solving the problem of women with flat chests or ugly pussies?
No cause you understand its not their fault and demeaning someone based on their looks is a shallow thing to do.
Pisses my off that women claim that you should base someone on how they look they they do it like its perfectly fine

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>>732429622

I've seen this exact same thread before
>Guaranteed replies

>>732433214
read this you fucking retard
>>732431916

>>732429622
Found the ugly worthless toad with a big weenie, he's here pretending to be a femanon. Don't worry. One day, some slut will find out you have a big dick and make you her fucktoy. That is, until she finds someone with the same size weenie who isn't an ugly worthless toad.

I've got a 4 inch cock. not my fault so in your opinion OP what am.i suppose to do?

>>732430208
show us your feminine penis

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>>732432621

>>732431708
I'm so desperate I'd bang you hard

>>732433624
Why do I find this so hot. There a name for it?

>>732433361
You think I've never read that before?! My gripe is with calling someone a whore who shows there tits when someone says it. Why don't you read you spastic fuck.

>>732430208
It's just the fucking rule. And you want to know why it's a damn fucking good rule?

There is absolutely NO reason that you need to say that you are a girl/femanon. There is no real reason you need to openly state your gender. You never see a dude saying "I'm a guy and ..." you want to know why? Because men know that nobody gives a fuck, and they won't receive extra attention just because we know what genitals they have.

When people say that they are "women" on this site it gives them extra attention and allows them to post shit-tier content while still getting lots of replies and attention. It's like a crutch that women or men alike will use so that they can still have shit tier content but get the reaction they want without really trying.

It's like the 4chan version of "SMASH THAT MOTHER FUCKING LIKE BUTTON"

you are cancer.

if you had anything really important to say, you wouldn't need to tell us you are a girl, you would just state your fucking point.

Showing boobs is like penance for this sin, because at least then we would get some good content, because it would be the only thing that would make this thread interesting.

So fuck off.

Timestamped tits
or
GTFO

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>>732433724
nipple penetration
(nipple fuck)

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>>732429622
Sucking dick doesn't make you a girl, anon-san

>>732433916
Any sites you can recommend?

>>732433901
agreed

>>732434246
>gelbooru.com
type in "nipple_penetration" (without the quotation marks)
>rule34
>e-hentai.org

In general every hentai site is good.

>>732434577
Checked, and thank you very much mang

>>732434697
No problem man

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>>732431995
>mfw it was actually me who wrote it
>mfw someone is trying to steal it in a random thread
>mfw I'll never be able to prove it's my OC

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>>732434908
Waaait a second... I have that exact same picture!

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Op: only big dicks can satisfy me Op: has never touched a dick

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>>732431386
You didn't hear shit.. unless you SAY what you read out loud.

And if you did..

Boy.. DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU

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>>732429622
It helps that you don't fuck with multiple guys you whore

Nice b8

>>732429622

some people are born physically better than others.

we all know this, it hurts our ego, but lets bite the bullet and move on.

>>732430195
This. My dick is average but for some reason women always fall in love with me. I'm the one who always ends the relationship. Sometimes is cool but other times I just want to fuck with no overly emotional attachment. But apparently I'm more boyfriend material than fuck material.

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>>732429622
>femanon here
how's that relevant in any way? get a life faggot

Fucking hell there are a bunch of entitled whores here.
>I'm not a whore
Well then why are you saying that dicks need to be big?
All I'm saying is that if you like 1 meter dildos so much then why don't you just use those instead of complaining that real men have average sized penises? Or is here something more to it?
Perhaps you feel insecure that you have such high standards for male genetalia, and that you'lol only get human satisfaction from a Chad who doesn't even care about you?
Or perhaps you're insecure by the fact that you're too unattractive to receive Chad cock, so instead you're trying to degrade the only people who would ever be willing to fuck you.

>>732430845
>learn to have a bigger dick

lel

>>732432333
>>732431989
quads demands tits. you know what to do

There's a good chance girls could still fuck you if had an Apple logo.

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>>732433901
Welp. I'm anon so fuck it.

Will you shut the fuck up and grow a dick now?

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>>732429622
Well you are starting off wrong. You are falling into the assumption bog cocks =pleasure. However there are plenty of studies showing far more important factors when it comes to getting to the finish line. 1. You have to want to cum. If you don't fuck like you mean it then you won't finish. 2. Know your partner. Is he a quick finish or does he last. How many times can he blow it before he is done. 3. Fore play. You need to get your engine running before his. 4. Feminist's attract little cock cucks.

>>732436099
Have you ever considered supporting a black man?

>>732436099
timestamp

>>732436099
Needs timestamp.

>>732429622
i have a big ish dick and some girls like it but i dont think it matters that much tbh

>>732436099
>dubs means truth
You have nice boobs femanon so I accept whatever yo say as fact. This dicklet is going to kill himself now, I hope you're happy.

>>732436099
Tinestamp

7.5 - 7.9'' (depeding on how hard I am) sized Penis reporting in.

I feel like my penis is okay sized. Could be bigger of course but I am at the top 8% so not shabby.

I have had loads of girls say that my penis is the biggest they've ever had, and also that I am extremely good in bed (I believe being good in bed is more important than size).

However feels batman that my current gf's ex boyfriend has apparently a bigger penis than I do.

>>732436099

Too small. Women need to accept that big tits are just better.

>>732436099
timestamp those fucking mosquito bites you insufferable cunt

Make like a tit or gtfo

>>732429622

Femanon here!!!

>sips dorito/moutain dew slushie

That's why I'm a cunny connoisseur

tits or gtfo.
preferably gtfo

>>732430208
Quit slutshaming, some of us here are whores and very comfortable showing our bodies.

>>732429622
Stop having a loose pussy for starters.

>>732435856
/thread

>>732430208
So then you are here for attention and you don't want sex?

>>732430531
Yeah it's just a coincidence that they are sluts though.

>>732436205
Keked.

This is the /g/ I remember

>>732429622
My dicks fucking huge so its fine. You seem like a piece of shit though so that's not fine. Then again I'm not attracted to pieces of shit so feel free to have your opinion.

>>732429622
OP: have you considered investing in a dildo that fits your size requirement? Because with your attitude it's obvious you're used to fucking yourself.

>>732429622

/thread

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>>732429622

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>>732437777
checked

TITS OR GTFO

POSTING ANY OYHER RESPONSE MEANS YOU SHOULD VISIT OTHER SITES.

>>732436848
Not that I care that much. But - this. This shit goes both way, females.

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>>732430208
You know the fucking rules when you came in here, "Fem"anon

>>732433214
It used to be, when an attentionwhore broke anon, she'd show tits, or get gorebombed.

>>732435806
You're just mad that women can't be satisfied by your "average" cock. There's a reason why dildos are, on average, 9" and it's because women want them that big, not 5.5" and prematurely ejaculating. We cannot be satisfied with your baby dicks, so we have to resort to plastic ones and black guys.

Why can't women have tighter pussies? It's not our fault that you hoes have weak pelvic floors, gaping axe wounds, and roast beef curtains. Maybe you should stop sitting around, fucking plastic, and getting fat (skinnyfat is still fat) and start hitting the gym and flexing that pelvic floor. Then you wouldn't need to be pump-and-dumped by the top 1% of dicks (that can frankly do much better than you) in order to be satisfied for a night. Your post is what "desperate 30-somethings that still haven't settled down" are made of.

>>732430845
You're not female.

The average knife has a three inch handle because that's what it takes to use it.

The average dildo has three extra inches of length for the same reason.

If you can fit nine inches inside yourself, you're a gaping desperate mutant.

>>732430845
Just wait until sex robots become a thing. Try gold digging then, cause we all know money is the only thing that make girls cum.

>>732431187
That's not true? I took one in 2011 and 2016

>>732429622
anon here. How do we deal with the fatty problem?
All across the world young women are fat and men are either trying to ignore it or just saying it doesn't matter. The problem is that fatties are a national embarrassment and no man should have to put up with it. I know I wouldn't. Any suggestions?

>>732429622
you can always choke on a bigger cock you know, but you probably look like total shit to have a vagina and still hang out on /b/

well if we're gonna try to solve this we may as well make all women with phat asses and tiddies and make them not so bitchy

>>732429622
Well, I once hooked up with a girl for whom my dick was simply too big, it did in fact hurt her. Nothing to brag there, wasn't really good with that whining bitch.

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you guys should 100% stop what your doing & check out
> Snapchatd.com
asap

>>732439998

Oh hi stormfront.

>>732431084
Better than having a cunt the size of the Grand Canyon

>>732436672
They always say that.
Although I'm confident with my genitals and sexual prowess, i dont believe a damn word of pillow talk

>>732439998
>>/pol/

>>732430208
Then gtfo of my 4chan non whore. Our fore fathers made this fucking rule for a reason!!!! GTFOOO

BY THE WAY EVERYONE KNOWS THIS IS BAIT BUT IT STILL MAKES ME RAGE

>>732439998
The quality of this bait just gets worse by the day.

>>732429622
>Femanon
You know the rules

>>732430845
Proof/Source

>>732430845
Wouldn't a 9.5 inch dick be impossible to get hard because of all the blood at the very least the guy would be a little out of it

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>>732429622

>>732443259
No? Just close some valves, and carry more blood usually. How big is a dick really compared to your body mass? How much does it weigh? About as much as a squid's dick.

>>732436099
Timestamp

>>732441589
fat slavery?

>>732429622
If you really want to jam something oversized into that arby's roast beef sandwich you call a twat, then I suggest fisting.

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>>732429622
>national embarrassment

>>732436099
even dumpy whores need timestamps

>>732429622
>Femanon here
>Any suggestions?
kys?

Med fag here.. if you are under 4.5 inches you have a problem everything else should satisfy your women

>>732429622
>>732429801
>>732430208
>>732431403

"Femanon".... Yeah, sure, okay. It's obvious that you're just trying to troll the board and start a new form of shitposting similar to the old foreskin debates. Have fun neckbeard trying enrage the entire board!

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>>732429622
>I know I wouldn't put up with a dicklet

Wooooowwwwwww, someones shallow as fuck, like seriously, shouldn't you date someone because you love them for who they are? Man, I'm a fucking Femanon, and I think you're a flat out bitch for this shit. Fuck you, you're just a size queen with an inflated Ego.

>>732440789
XD

>>732431187
Then how have I taken it thrice....

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>>732429622
>people are responding to this in earnest
Send help.

>>732429622
does it impregnate you?
yes?
then stop bitching the dick is doing its work

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>>732429622
Nobody cares what you think. go fuck yourself with a Dragon dildo. Fucking troll.

>>732429622
Everybody that seriously responded to the OP are idiots. These threads are made by men because only men seem to care this much about dicks and you're idiots for getting trolled.

>>732437591
Well, go on then. Show us.

>>732429622
im tired of stretching out women with my small dick

>>732447128
Thank u for speaking up for us guys. But rules are rules. Tits or gtfo