GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
BATTLE BROTHERS
>>732405638
Is that Darth Vader?
>>732405638
I love starcraft
>>732405638
optimus is so cool.
>>732405823
Vader as an Imperial Marine would be awesome, but he's a dirty pskyer so he'd probably end up as a sacrifice or a brain in a tank.
Fuck your emperor.
LAPDOGS OF THE FALSE EMPEROR; YOU ARE WEAK. THE ONLY TRUE POWER OUT THERE ARE THE MALICIOUS ENERGIES CIRCLING THE GODS.
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR! KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeCfod1XT7E
>>732405638
BEWARE THE ALIEN, THE MUTANT, THE HERETIC!
>>732407092
>>732405638
Iron Hand fag, bow before the superior chapter
>>732405638
Loyal servant of the Omnissiah here.
By the cog that turns, by the oil that eases, by the spark that leaps, I serve mankind.
>>732407092
Death to the false emperor
You either die an Ultramarine or live long enough to see yourself become a heretic
>>732408683
My erection is a heretic. I must remove it for a loyalist cyber dong.
Imperial scum.
>>732408788
FUCKING PUNK ASS LITTLE BITCHES!!!! AFTER I GET DONE CORNHOLING YOU WITH MY POWER FIST I AM GOING TO FIND THE NEAREST ELDAR AND BASH HIS/HER/FAGGOT ASS HEAD IN WITH MY POWER SACK OF POWER DOORKNOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>732409052
Over recently resurrected Roboute's fresh corpse, you little pansy. Prepare to be Codex Astartes'd you little punkass.
BATTLE BROTHERS! TO THE INDOMINUS CRUSADE!
Who needs Marines when you have the guard?
>>732410144
CUNT YOU WILL DIE IN A STORM OF FIRE AND FECAL MATTER AND FECAL MATTER THAT IS ON FIRE AND BURNING ASH THAT WAS ONCE FECAL MATTER AND DENSE BILLOWING CLOUDS OF METHANE
I ATE A FUCKTON OF BURRITOS LAST NIGHT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkp8af_iSf8
tfw warhammer 40k IS REAL
>>732410750
Still better than being a filthy heretic
>>732411059
BITCHTITS, YOU WILL BE ONE SOON ENOUGH. YOU KNOW HOW SLAANESH HAS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED HERESY? WELL WE NURGLITES HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO TAKE THAT AND MAKE IT AIRBORNE, BABY. ONE BUTT-BOMB, AND EVERYTHING IN 200 METERS IS ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.
CLEANSE PURGE KILL
MY FAITH IS MY SHEILD
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b69d2bwhBok
>>732411233
200m range? No wonder it took 13 crusades to take Cadia. I mean, im pretty sure a single manticore missile can do that without needing to suck a giant warp-cock
>>732411405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFRa0KZsGhc
>>732411655
CUNT, YOU NEED A MISSILE TO DO THAT. WE NEED SOME ASSJACK WE FED LAST NIGHT WHO NOW HAS A SEVERE CASE OF THE SHITS.
>>732405638
Woah is this Age of Ultron?
>>732412010
Age of Ultramarines*
HAR DE HAR HAR
>>732411944
I can literally mop the battlefield with bodies. I will drown your leaders in a pool of blood so deep even Khorne will weep with envy. And that's just the conscript deployment. For every Guardsman you kill, i can and will replace them with 10 more.
>>732412125
Iron Monger looks badass
>>732412405
>Iron Monger
I cried when he sacrificed himself.
YOU ARE WHO YOU CHOOSE TO BE
>>732405823
>>732406444
>>732412617
i can live three lifetimes and never see such a level of cool again