This is pretty much just Text 2 Speech at this point. You know

read this shit

>>732400220
life is like a nigger here in old nigs
i hate fucking niggers
niggers suck dick!
they're all poor like obama
fuck michelle obama!
niggers i hate them!

I'm going to slit my wrists and watch the blood ooze out. (Welcome back)

>>732400470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S83AnKyLE8
>>732400495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ehqE5hG16i
>>732400601
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dIIHFrUJil

Why am i such a faggot
why do i suck so much cock?

(I loved your emphasis on ooze) make me a sad story

je suis et Pettite poission bleu.

Joe Hallowell is a child touching fruitcake

>>732400917
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RnqsbYjzVf
>>732400929
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IIxjl1swEs
>>732400936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VVpQBBTTW0
>>732400958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mvMmT4HX51

Answer me you faggot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QLoA6rPdiI

there's only one OH PEE,
Just one OH PEE,
with a packet of crisps and a cheeky smile
oh pee is a fuckin' paedophile.

omelette du fromage

>>732401208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oDs9xNIZxH
I don't know what you're saying
>>732401284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VgBC6jzw54
>>732401298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aNSw03ewtE

In the beginning was the Bird, and the Bird was the Word, and the Word was Bird.

>>732401446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cD2JAyZTCn

>>732401426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QRv7MWLwEJ
Baka are you a normal fag or what?

>>732401864
I don't speak weeb

im going to send this to a friend, please record this:

Di-el is a huge satanist faggot, he loves to suck Goulart cock

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I have a super loli voice, any requests?

>>732402602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P3jcSPsYOC

>>732402681
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

>>732402778
thank you so much OP, im going to have uber keks by the morning

>>732402964
No, something sexual >:(

>>732403079
>implying it's not sexual

>>732402681
when night falls she cloaks the world in impenetrable darkness

For OP:
A chill rises from the soil and contaminate the air, suddenly life has new meaning

>>732402681
(Cute voice)Uh Miguel, i love you ever since i met you....
(Lewd Voice)Could you stick your penis in my vagina please...?

tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia. fast rap tupac serbia.

>>732402681
Please be gentle.

read:
"why am i such a faggot?"

>>732400220
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>732402681
can you say very sexually: kill yourself nigger

>>732402964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uEvqDu0SPs
>>732403173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LnWnxZbRif
>>732403356
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14W8JyDvwkR

>>732403384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05jIaiQcnAZ

"people from iceland are fucking degenerates"

it's for a friend thanks

>>732402681
You are a goddamn fake you whore ahhhhhhh

>>732403452
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A0C1oLrMs5
>>732404095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AOTPDnH7Z5
>>732404621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s0U6RT4xi7

>>732404621
Yes :3

Æ har tre negera i kjelleren

>>732403261
>>732404842
>tfw the other anon is probably still refreshing to satisfy himself
Fucking miguel you degenerate

>>732405170
I hope Miguel is doing fine
Godspeed Miguel Godspeed

>>732400220
Pepe sempi desu you c-c-cant put it in there :3 Rawr.. *Nuzzles you*

>>732400220
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Please and Thank you

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>>732405450
Press F

>>732405450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yh3NDT8Zjp
>>732405510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lRmySydZEa
>>732405652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EHToRO9O89
>>732405918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZyvMdcfy9u

>>732400220
Huh, you are truly the scum of the earth
Ora ora ora ora ora oraoraaaaaaa!!!!

"im so fertile my precum would have been enough to impregnate a whole village of women"

>>732400220
zacharias schifly is a borderline-autistic mongoloid faggotron from the planet bazorpa

>>732406475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yRWIwknB5v
>>732407058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GH6qgxJGEd
>>732407271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dqj07xGYLw

>>732400220
but ono-chan, my tender asshole can't take it anymore uwu

Dateline NBC to catch a predator with Andrew Hansen

>>732407623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bb9JKEZ4E9
>>732408487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LSddOfSKou

Nickleback is amazing

>>732409595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yhvSeGS9hx

Mecha Jesus is a mega faggot

Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over—blaow!

I push my fingers into my eyes...
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache...
But it's made of all the things I have to take...
Jesus, it never ends, it works its way inside...
If the pain goes on...

Donation if you sing

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>>732410007
for you.

>>732410007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cOkV70tC97
>>732410150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xXoIwNOVUa
>>732410603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0omD0tOHnOe
Come join the discord no need to donate
>>732410668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zyJ9x9yUNQ

>>732411303
LMAO

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling

And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

Sing this
Somebody once told me
This board was full of roasties
I ain't the biggest flap on this page
She was looking kinda bad
With her pussy torn by Chad
to look like an Arby's sandwich

Well the flaps start flappin
and they don't stop floppin
Show them your beef
and the boners stop poppin
Didn't make sense to fuck roast beef
Makes duck calls when you hear them queef
What's it to you, don't be ass sore
Nothing's wrong with ditching a flap whore
The Arby's scares of all the guys
The wind makes their vagoos fly

Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board

It's a sick place, and they blame genetics
But Jamal really ruined your pussy aesthetics
But the white knights beg to differ
Looking at your hole that looks like roast beef dinner
The cucks we bait, aren't getting it in
The innie virgins are free from sin
Their rage is on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it, FUCK ALL ROASTIE WHORES

Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board

Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board

Can I get a message at the end saying "NTR is for thinkers"? too

>>732411855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DUVoQelyZK
>>732411904
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15WvsGvT1Ao

>>732411904
OP, it's All Star by Smash Mouth in case you didn't notice

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>>732412429
Thank you anon it's beautiful

A lil' c4 knockin at your door

THIS SHIT GIVES ME FUCKING CONNIPTIONS!!!

Sjubee Jarlee is such a great guy. I want to sing a song for you guys dedicated to this fantastic person

(Now sing)

Sjubee Jarly is the best, i wish i were more like Sjubee Jarly. Sjubee Jarly can you please show me the way?

Ooooh sjubee jarly, sjubi dubi lubi sjubee jarleeeeeee

>>732412970
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JYocTJ2SM4
>>732413177
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xvhpVPtSu9
>>732413358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CIfPis2HGB