I'm the store manager of a fast food place. For some reason

So you're a pussy magnet for wetbacks and meth heads? LUCKY YOU!!!

>>732397100
liked and subscribed to your blog
>sage goes in the Options field (to avoid bumping the thread)

>>732397250
Hahaha it's a mostly white town. And no I don't hire meth heads. Coke heads, pot heads, perk heads, alcoholics sure... Meth head hell no

>>732397333
Blog? What is this 2012? I Livestream nigga

>>732397100
moar

I was the overnight manager of a grocery store that closed as soon as my shift started. The only girl I saw there was one that worked there for a week and then quit because she said I was a dick.

>>732397866
Missed opportunities bro

>>732397100
I've seen restaurants managers get laid a lot. I've also seen a lot of them end up ruining their own lives. It's really easy to get drugs in that environment though. Beats tor

>>732397100
>For some reason my position makes me very attractive to my female employees.
no it doesn't, at best it forces your employees to report to you, which you probably fantasize as attraction. honestly, it sounds like you've never gotten a single date or lay from your job.

>>732398085
Haha ya I don't personally do any hard drugs but I know it's pretty rampant. And ya I get laid a ton. I think it's a mixture of being decent looking, actually having a job and a car, and an attraction to authority these girls with Daddy issues have

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>>732397250
Nice!

I worked for a creep like you before. He hit on all the teenage girls

>>732399931
They hit on me

>>732397668
I demand more of this monstrous booty.

>>732400691
Seriously right!? I don't think anything exists but damn shees thick

Those 16 yr old fast food girls are slutttts

>>732398162
Girls like alphas, anon. Being a bossman automatically makes you an alpha, as long as you don't fuck it up. Be strong but fair, treat your employees well and they'll often be down to fuck.
That said, it's usually a bad idea unless you trust them not to get attached/create drama in the workplace.

>>732397414
Meth head reporting in
How may I assist the thread?

>>732397100
Underage girls. All of them. Report this fag

>>732401813
I'm careful with who I actually sleep with. I let them Initiate so I don't risk trouble. I've come really close to some issues but was able to smartly avoid them.

>>732401813
>fast food manager
>alpha

>>732401166
There's more, I've seen it. You're lucky you haven't, because the rest of it ruins the glory of that one pic. Hint: she's into niggers with small dicks.

>>732401926
All within the age of consent moron

>>732401926
>>732401987

>implying OP fucked any of the girls at his work and he didn't get these pics from other threads

>>732402043
>Niggers with small dicks

That's a very specific demographic OP....

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>>732397100
Who would be jealous of a manager at a fast food restaurant?

>>732402089
Lmao none of these pictures are girls I fucked. I thought that was very obvious

I like how this was a promising thread that died pretty quickly because I started to think /b/ would be actually random again

>>732402321
Because your living off of disability in your mom's basement playing wow with dorito crust on your fingers. I'm making close to six figures and drowning in pussy

>>732401988
There's an alpha in every pack, no matter how degenerate.
But I should have clarified that my comments were based on my personal experience in the service industry, and I have never worked fast food, just assuming it's similar to sit-down-dining and bars vis a vis the sex landscape.

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>>732402416
thanks for the keks

>>732402328
In case you didn't notice OP, some anons didn't pick up on that.

>>732402416
>Making six figures and drowning in pussy
>Begs for attention on anonymous image board

Pick one

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>>732401632
>Those 16 yr old fast food girls are slutttts
Yep. Just ask Uncle Jared.

>>732401813
>manager at some shitty fast food restaurant
>alpha male who immediately is attractive to 16-18 year old fast food employees

This is b8, right? I managed a McDonalds when I was 17, fast food managers are literally just another employee, with slightly more work duty.

If you think girls are impressed at your "management" position, you're fucking delusional.

>>732402426
Well you need to think about the types of girls that my industry attracts. They tend to be low quality workers, with issues.

>>732402426
lol of course they're being nice to you because youre their boss retard and they want a raise which your beta ass probably gives them.

>>732402832
Like I said I don't Initiate any flirting that's all on them, and I hardly think they want to fuck for a 10 cent raise lol, and if they do whatever that's cool too

>>732397414
Youre a manager at a fast food place and you dont think any stoners work for you? Youre either lying or gullible as fuck

>>732397100
You actually getting any pussy? If so, be careful. It would be a shame to get fired and prosecuted for sexually harassing fast food employees.

>>732402995
Let me guess none of them fucked you? You're just retarded.

>>732403041
I don't think you understood what I said. I said I don't hire meth heads. All the other stuff sure, I'm sure my employees do

>>732403091
Yes lol I'm actually getting pussy, and I've had close calls but never got in any real trouble. Even if I did get fired I'd find a job in 2 seconds lol. There's nothing I can be prosecuted for

>>732402693
>>732402832
Like I said, I can only share my personal experience with being a manager in the service industry. I have never had to trade raises or better schedules for sexual interest, I've just found that being a kind but firm boss increases your appeal to the opposite sex, whether employees or regular customers. It also helps if you're not autistic and hideous.

>be 32 yr old white man
>height of my career rn mc Donald's manager
> feeling a bit insecure abt age so I google slang on my lunch break between nuggets
> I took some of my moms temporary gray hiding hair color and I apply it gingerly to the lighter and thinner hairs that are covering my bald spot
> stride thru My Restaurant like a god damn King. This is my kingdom
> hire mostly 17-21 yr old girls
> my acute self awareness and precisely honed social skills let me know that these young ladeez have never experience a penis that is thirty two long experienced years of age
> sometimes when I'm training I lean over the laddes and touch them with my large masculine alpha hands
> they whisper when I walk away probably talking about how extremely alpha and well shaped my body is from being on my feet all day at my mc Donald's management position
>my calves are rock hard due to the leg shaping inserts I put into my non slip shoes
>the mc Donald's uniform provided to me by the company highlights the curve of my masculine ass
>living the dream
>I'm lovin it

>>732403915
Yes I've never offered to do anything special for the girls I've hooked up with. They like me because I'm attractive, and I'm not an asshole. I take an interest in all my employees lives, and actually like to see them succeed.

>>732404074
Haha I won't lie there are some parts of this that are close to accurate

>>732397100
>I'm the store manager of a fast food place.
im not jealous one bit lol

>>732404532
Have a cookie

>>732404473
haha like the parts about you being a fucking loser?

>>732405255
Call me what you want, but diff. People enjoy life in diff ways. I just happen to enjoy getting laid as often as possible

I own a bar and i get the similar response from female staff. The waitresses change frequently and i have to hire a new one every other month.
There is always a female worker on the payroll that i can easily fuck, sometimes more than 3.
Never done anything coz it will create trouble for my business and i have a nice girlfriend.
But the fact is that although im average looking slightly overweight balding 32yo. And i never flirt on the job. I still impress these 24yold girls because of my position. Enough for them to actively flirt me.
this apply to staff and to patrons alike

>>732405864
I don't really have the self control honestly to know go for it once they start hitting on me

>>732406051
i always masturbate before going to the bar so i wont be susceptible to their moves

>>732406269
That's a good strategy but at this point I don't really care. I'm having fun.