Some people fold pizza "hotdog style." I want to see

Shine on, you crazy diamond...

>>732389239

*eye roll*

12 year old autist...

sage

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>>732389376
>>732389345

I looked online but I couldn't find any.
I don't have any pizza to photograph myself.

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Like this.

>>732389239

Guy I work with eats pizza somewhat the way you're asking for. Takes one slice, dumps half a packet of ranch on it, takes another slice and puts it upside down on top of the first.

Fat fuck then proceeds to drip ranch dressing everywhere as he shoves it all into his fat fucking face.

>>732390476
That's fucking disgusting. I'm a fat guy and that makes even me a little sick to my stomach.

>>732390476
Man, that sounds rough.
Do you work at the pizza store?

>>732390755

Auto repair shop.

It's even worse because he doesn't see the need to wash his hands between working on a vehicle and eating.

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>>732389239
start with the muffin, slowly work your way up to the calzone

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>>732390953
God damn he sounds nasty.
Have any pics??

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>>732391059
Holy shit that is perfect for my office setting where everyone brings cupcakes to our weekly meetings and I always end up with frosting on my nose.

Some fat, food fetishizing motherfucklers ITT-

>>732391444
Trips confirm creation of word 'Motherfucklers'

>>732391061

Unfortunately no. Just picture your typical 300 lb neckbeard wearing a blue work shirt with a name patch on it, black pants, black work boots, hair that probably hasn't seen a shower in weeks and we can't fucking say anything or even suggest he get his shit together thanks to company HR sensitivity bullshit.

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>>732391444
I'm much more fit that you.

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>>732389239

>>732391647
I'm a skinny guy and I shovel food in my mouth often.

Today I was just cramming chicken nuggets and bbq sauce and french fries and honey and HiC orange and a cheeseburger into my face. S'just how I roll.

That ranch dressing pizza sandwich is some nasty shit tho.

>>732391893
That's hotdog dumbass

>>732391893
Looks like everyone likes to turn two slices into some kind of taco.
I prefer to eat it like a sandwich too, OP. Cleanest way of holding a pizza.

>>732392031
I think it looks more like a pizza taco.

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>>732391742
Uh Huh...

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>>732392138
This is a fish taco. I like to put ranch dressing on it.

>>732391893
Is that kielbasa?
Also thats hotdog.

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>>732391956
chicken nuggets
bbq sauce
french fries
>honey
HiC orange
cheeseburger

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>>732391223
>I always end up with frosting on my nose.

... here's how to avoid milk on your fingers.

>>732393577
american ingenuity right there.

eagle.jpg

>>732393254
man that fish looks like roast beef tho

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>>732393709
just living the dream

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>>732393939
this fancy nigga know how to eat oreos

>>732393399
fries and honey is bangin.

Bang. Ing.

>>732394294
yeah, and some other ass hat told me to make a grilled cheese with mayo instead of butter.

wtf

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>>732393795
Yeah I don't know why they call it a fish taco.

Well, I do but I don't agree.

I just like that vagina

>>732394432
One fry dipped into honey isn't that wild and wasteful an experiment.

McD's has honey packs.

You can also dip the fry into a vanilla milkshake. But then I'd be some kind of fucked u Glutton like the guy who makes a cheeseburger pizza w/ ranch dressing.

And fuck that noise you know.

>>732393795
looks more like a burger made entirely out of flesh

>>732389239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-TBlh44gY
we live in a universe where you are dumb

>>732394499
it is a nice vagina.
it evoked a 2.4 on the boner scale.

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>>732394678
you've got standards and i appreciate that.

>>732395088
It's the girls in the center.

She's my girlfriend. She's in canada tonite tho while I'm on 4chan on friday at night.

>>732393399
>>732394294
You are both savages, the honey should be dipping the nugget, not the fries.

>>732395020
but wtf is a curvature?

>>732395239
oh snap my boner just went to a 6.

>>732389239
Get calzone pizza you retard

>>732395466
dude thats totally fucking different and you know it!

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>>732389239
methinks somebody needs a hug

>>732395301
No the McNugget goes in BBQ or sweet and sour-

Fries go in honey.

You could dip the McNugget in honey and THEN BBQ, but thas some bobo shit.

>>732389239
burger style is used when the cheese is sliding off the tip like a rotting dick

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>>732396446
I guess no one has ever done it before : [

I'm going to order a pizza and fold it in half hamburger style and post the picture.

it will be the first ever.

oc

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piza

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>>732395466
Don't you mean a stromboli?

>>732395557
I work in a pizza joint and can confirm that a calzone is just a small pizza with extra ricotta folded over into a pouch and crimped at the edges with sauce on the side. With better sauce distribution and more toppings than your usual pizza. it is the superior pizza folded hamburger style.

>>732396654
kowabunga dude

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>>732396757
>ricotta

wtf you talkin bout lazagna pockets

>>732396715
man that naruto

>>732396747
You mean a turnover of sorts, with mozarella and other meats, possibly ground beef?

>>732397415
yeah man!
just less turnt

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>>732396713
pizza or pussy or both

>>732396924
>You can only put one kind of cheese on a pizza/stromboli/calzone

When I think lasagna I don't think ricotta first, I think about the iconic noddle style.
Take your cheese autsim somewhere else

>>732397580
eat the pussy - fuck the pizza
jizz on both

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>>732397840
... or ...

>>732398108
man, you're a cool dude.

>>732398108
interesting

>>732390953
>not eating with grease covered hands
Are you gay?

>>732397807
>iconic noodle style

haha, man you're gay!

>>732398427
>implying I don't know 'zones because I destroy twink boipussi on Grindr
Your point?

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>>732398850
good point.
pounding butt holes must give you a lot of insight into alternative pizza lifestyles

you guys obviously nrver tried fried pizza.
google for "pizza fritta", that's the italian for it.

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>>732399047

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>>732399358
nnngh

>>732399358
>>732399751

GOD DAMNIT THATS A HOT POCKET AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!

>>732399700
Well, that is how I picture anon.

>>>732399999
>>>732400000
ITDS HABBENING

>>732399850
nope good sir.
itafag here, was eating it 2 weeks ago. we don't have hot pockets here, but sure it looks close

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>>732399850
also it's perfectly acceptable to cut it in 4 and pick it up with your (washed) hands.
I know a godly pizzeria in Palo Alto that could make those probably

>>732400811
please fold one of those slices hamburger style.
<3

>>732400981
you mean cutting it in half and placing it upside down over the other half?
it's really like the hotdog style except you can't keep the toppings together. not worth it probably