Waifu claiming thread.
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>>732383213
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>732389123
das it mane.
Still here
>>732388544
That's great! Do you feel good about spending time with your family?
>>732388553
B-but her butt is mine...
>>732388614
Oh Haruhi said I'm not allowed to flirt with you anyway. So you're safe.
>>732388713
Ehhh
Want to cum on my tummy?
I'm going to bed good night everyone
stop playing with legos and bake thread faster
Claiming best girl.
I'm out for now. You know how to summon me. 3 times.
Good evening everyone.
I'll be here for half an hour or so
>>732388553
I don't know any of that stuff. I just stretch a bit when I've been sitting still for a long time
>>732388609
I drink for other reasons. Not that I can afford to
>>732388614
I don't remember saying that
>>732389242
I do every day. Kind of.
Still here
>>732389123
10/10 Pic choice op
>>732388969
Once I leave the job im in then im focusing on music.
LEGO Jurassic World
Present.
>>732389242
I dont know
>>732389323
Hi.
Claiming Panty and my sister~
>>732389520
Oh, hello there tomoko. How are you?
I just finished NieR: Automata.
I don't understand why /v/ shits on it so much... it's a good sequel to the original NieR. And the original NieR had shit combat, lemme tell you, this one just has repeatedly boring combat. But not shitty combat.
>>732389300
night
>>732389344
large crowds must be your thing
I'll be replying a bit slow now
>>732389725
Just sitting. I have more coffee so thats now. Nier looked like fun but I cant just spend all that money on it. I thought v hates everything.
>>732389344
I try my best.
>>732389725
You're lucky that I like Stocking now
He's 100% cuter
>>732389464
Personally, I prefer LEGO Star Wars.
>>732389725
/v/ just shits, half the time they can't control their own bowel movements and just drop it on the nearest vidya without rhyme or reason.
Claiming Sonokawa
>>732389323
hi
haven't see you or louise in a while
have you finally met?
>>732389843
Not at all, low light venues you only see about two rows, and hide behind my guitar.
>>732390072
Also destroyed /a/ /v/ is trash.
>>732390079
Hello
>>732389859
Yeah, apparently v hates everything. It's funny in a way.
Also, you have to play the first Nier before you play Automata. You'll get some more what the fuck moments
>>732389887
What do you mean? Also welcome to the thread
>>732390072
that has to be the most accurate statement regarding /v/ I have ever read. Made me kek.
>>732390116
Hello hello, nope, not yet. The plane ticket is bought though. In August it's actually happening.
>>732389242
>want to cum on my tummy.
SONO?!
>>732390334
I wont do that. The game seems not worth the pain of playing it.
>>732390334
>In august it's actually happening.
How I envy you.
You're lucky.
>>732390589
>tfw you realize after Chara and Louise have sex Chara is gonna leave him
>>732390719
I can only dream this is how their story ends. Endless kek.
>open /b/ general
>some random music video plays
>background of /b/ changed
I am confused
>>732390453
That's a shame. But to be fair you don't need to play the former Nier.
>>732390589
Aww... I'm sorry
It's gonna be okay for you too
>>732390719
pfft, like hell I'm gonna leave her.
>>732390874
you're a slut
>>732390858
mfw it actually happens
>>732390334
cool
Everyone go to the catalog
>>732390874
>her
>>732391035
I'll be proud to have the first sides to land on the moon.
>>732390874
Id hope so. Nobody really played the first one. Worst case is you stare at 2bs ass for a few hours and thats fine by me.
boop
>>732391130
10/10
Neat.
>>732391035
Yeah, but not for you
>>732391181
I feel special now since I played the first one.
>>732391275
heyo Taiga
>>732391321
Ehh. I dont know how special that is but good for you.
>>732390334
It's weird seeing how it's changed- it used to be /b/ with videogames, then it stood on its own as /v/, now it's /v/ with videogames. Makes you wonder how many actually still play games instead of just shitting on everything.
Also congrats on the upcoming trip.
>>732391130
Holy hell that was annoying. Cute background though
>>732391558
I dunno, I still like it.
>>732391569
Thank you.
Yeah, sometimes I think some of those people are just in there shitting on vidya and trolling just to piss people off
>>732391655
Ware ware wa
>>732391321
Hi Chara
>>732391130
Looks normal to me.
>>732390334
Every board(/a/, /v/, /m/, /co/, /tv/, etc.) seems to hate a lot of things.
>>732391717
SO any plans for the day?
The Dancer isn't as thicc as everyone says she is
>>732391719
How are you Taiga?
>>732391917
fair enough, they all do. I suppose that's part of the 4chan charm
>>732392002
none, just unlocking more endings in Automata
>>732392084
Never heard anyone say that.
>>732390297
that sounds nice but I don't think you are the kind who would hide
>>732391130
Fuuuuck
I'm on mobile
>>732392084
A man can dream
>Onward to grilling
>>732391130
>2 nukes weren't enough
>HIROSHIMOOT
>etc.
I had the misfortune of having my headphones a bit too loud on that one.
>>732392158
cool cool. you ever get your pc going?
>>732392158
Meeh, I'm still alive.
>>732392194
I mean that is not true at all. I used to be self conscious like nobodys business to the point I used to act out for attention to try and get peoples approval. First show I played I locked up so bad I passed out and my friends carried me out.
That sound is so cute
>>732392234
Yuno!
>>732392160
There's art of Thicc Dancer
People really wanna hug that booty
>>732392224
Hi there, Jojo reference
>>732392234
Watcha grillin?
>>732392636
Hi
>>732392739
Ribs, Drumsticks and some steaks
>>732392739
Princess fluffy tail is more my speed
>>732392739
Heterochromia is a sign of a thought
>>732392391
Not yet, no. I'm still waiting for that friend to bring it.
>>732392531
I guess that's better than nothing
>>732392864
Propane or Charcoal?
>>732392904
Priscilla?
She isn't bad, not Smough level, but not bad
>>732392908
In this case it's more a sign of her life
>>732392864
You're lucky. You and your variety of meat. All I get is a microwaved cheese sandwich with hot sauce.
>>732393077
Hopefully they do.
>>732393146
The crossbreed yeah. Im not really into that look.
>>732392739
How has your day been
>everything is a jojo reference
>>732392547
Why her as a waifu? She's so corny.
>>732392864
Do you have TG or discord I need to tell you a secret
>>732393146
Thot life?
>>732393339
Did you say JoJo reference?
>>732392864
Sounds pretty tasty, bonus points if you're using wood.
>>732393278
I hope so too, but probably not anytime soon.
Welp, I got time anyway
cut me chara
>>732393278
Dark Souls has some pretty good waifus in it, tbh
>>732393339
It's been pretty standard
Your's?
>>732393418
Thot life indeed
>>732389123
forsenWut
>>732393367
Because I chose her, I am corny too. She is loyal honest and funny. She speaks her mind.
>>732393420
I didnt start it but yes I did. Just went with the flow.
>>732393890
Not too bad of a day to be honest.
>>732393790
Yeah. Plenty of stuff to play on other things
>>732393890
Ehh they are ok but I think Doll is the best one.
>>732393961
cute me chara
>>732394013
She looks like you have to buy her dinner and a car before every sex session. Not worth it.
slice me chara
>>732392547
at least now you have something funny to share
>>732394013
Are they typically bad?
>>732394025
I didn't play bloodborne
dice me chara
>>732394317
It was pretty fun. Doll was a cute.
>>732394197
I mean you do you. I made my choice.
>>732394296
Agreed it was pretty funny looking back on it.
>>732394317
As of recent to be honest but that its all shit out of my hands I cannot control so screw it kind of deals. But today is a good day.
>>732394048
>>732394570
VI VON ZULUL
>>732393146
Charcoal
>>732393199
Sour, Yes I'm very lucky to have the father I have, I'm broke too
>>732393418
Dunno why can't you say it here but here Enzer0#8220
>>732393437
Na we don't have any wood at the moment
>>732394540
She looks like you have to persuade her into sucking your dick. You want a girl that would deep throat your shit by surprise when you come home after a long day.
>>732394925
I need to ask, care to post your folder of Yuno?
>>732394649
I'm just tearing bosses apart with pyromancy
This stuff is overpowered
>>732395005
ok
bumop
>>732394540
were you guys on the road or just anything open near by ?
Bye.
>>732396417
Look at her face, she looks like she wants nothing to do with men. She doesn't want a relationship, you better have a 12 inch before talking to her.
>>732396510
99% near by. I did one tour that extended out a ways.
>>732396608
Beep boop. Good night
>>732396608
Night
>hitagi
>>732396608
goodnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM
I'm out too, goodnight guys.
>>732397050
Nice picture, my dude
>>732397127
"It's Friday, my dudes."
>>732397215
It's Wednesday, my dudes
WHOPPER WEDNESDAY
>>732397121
>disembodied head
Have I finally found my waifu?
>>732397256
The absolute madman.
>>732397050
Cant ever go wrong with the Clash
>>732397256
*wendsdesu
>>732397378
reddit.com/r/madlads
>>732397407
That made me chuckle
mine
>>732397407
I agree with that, a lot.
Although can't go wrong with most of the 80s music.
>>732397457
That's a whole lot of stuff that I don't comprehend, minus the original deal.
Shinoa claimed ,':)
>>732397487
>puts my dick in her mouth
opps~
>>732397642
It's a bunch of top tier autism. Some of it is funny though
>>732397727
I am very afraid of catching web-AIDS, so I'll have to pass, sorry.
>>732397457
Then my job here is done!
>>732397487
Hello
>>732397642
80's are hit or miss for me to be honest. More of a 70's kind of person.
>>732397727
When hasnt redit not been autistic?
>>732397683
*slowly and calmly begins to strangle you* :)
So, most recent video that made you laugh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPzUXlgBJrU
>>732397883
hi
>>732397883
That was a pretty great time too, although I'd have to say that I liked the 60s better due to Jimi Hendrix and The Rolling Stones.
>>732398132
10/10 drunk enough it was funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g04ddivNftQ
>>732398156
How has your day been going? Also who is this waifu I do not recognize her.
>>732398163
Hendrix and the Stones are fantastic as well but im a huge Zeppelin guy so thats my biggest pull.
>>732398434
Don't meet too many Zeppelin fans beyond Black Dog and Immigrant Son fans.
>>732397852
But, you're on 4chan. This is web-AIDS and web-cancer
>>732397883
Did you mean "When hasn't reddit been autistic?"
>>732398670
i wear a cyber condom thank god
no more "unwanted attachments"
>>732398530
I have a first press of Zeppelin II on vinyl...I like my Zeppelin.
>>732398670
Yes...Thank you for correcting the '
>>732397883
she's so cute!
i hope she's not evli
>>732398434
My day is going good, how about you?
Sagiri from Ero Manga Sensei
>>732398670
Let's just say that I don't want it to get any worse.
>>732398838
That's devotion, I think I didn't pay too much attention to Zeppelin as a few of their songs were quite slow, so I was just stuck with Black Sabbath.
>>732397904
>rocks my hips back and forth, hoping to cum in her mouth before i black out
>>732396682
all the grills wanting a piece of that bass right ?
>>732399073
>draws M1911 from waist, puts nine in your stomach
>watches you bleed with the same sadistic smile
:)
I'm totally a new guy to this thread. What do we do here?
>>732399555
You get checked for those digits
>>732399599
Checking your's
>>732399669
So close
>>732399363
>rises from the floor and begins hovering in the air as you walk away
>eyes glowing red and spheres of dark energy emanate from palms
I suggest you choose your next words very carefully
So quiet in here on Friday nights, are people actually pretending to have a social life?
>>732399363
>the pain causes premature ejaculation, i drain my balls deep down her throat, my spunk travels through her digestive system and into her circulatory system finally reaching her ovaries, she becomes pregnant with MY child and she doesn't want to abort
have fun taking care of another man's child you bitch
>dies on top of her with my dick still in her mouth
>>732399856
wtf dude fuck off
>>732399911
I didn't notice it was Friday until a few hours ago
>>732399555
Say goy- I mean newfriend, what do you need with those digits? How about I take them off your hands for a few shekels?
>>732399911
It feels a little comfier than it usually is for a Friday, though night posters usually are showing up around this time.
>>732399856
>unsheathes katana
>Teleoprts behind you
Nothing personel, kid
>>732399911
Its 12:30 pm on a Saturday and I just woke up
>>732400159
Claiming my lost property.
>>732400191
>opens employee handbook
>schedules meeting with HR
Now it's getting personnel.
I was concerned with using spells against Dragonslayer Armour because of his shield, but it only took six or seven fireballs to kill him
Watching the world burn is pretty OP
hello
>>732400272
Shekel-bot
>>732400443
Yuuki !
>>732399911
I have one ;_;
>>732400424
DO ot
>>732400443
yes
>>732399820
check
>>732399856
>commands wall of tempest to keep you at bay
>pulls stop sign from the ground
>slowly walks while sharpening it along the ground
"don't fuck with another mans waifu."
>Shoves stop sign through the back of your neck out your abdomen and through your dick and into the ground
>grabs waifu
>teleports away
>>732400505
Steal
>>732400636
I don't understand
>>732400617
What's up dude!
>>732400636
Smuggaroni
>>732400636
Smugs please
>>732400896
coffee and aram how about you did you have a nice day ?
>>732400100
I thought it was Saturday until a few hours ago.
>>732400181
Slow and comfy threads are the best threads.
When the night posters show up, and the erp begins, I usually head to bed.
>>732400234
Whew, good morning
I'm not the only one with a pretty screwed up sleeping pattern.
>>732400424
>Dragonslayer Armour
That guy was completely impossible to kill with a greatsword while being really drunk.
>>732400443
Evening Yuuki
>>732400636
Talking to people on here doesn't count, I'm sorry.
>>732401210
Yep! I went to the gym with my brother and had some dinner after with him and his fiancee. You?
>>732401299
I'd imaging a lot of bosses are hard when you're drunk
>>732400796
Do it*
>>732400896
Hook
>>732400899
I dindu!
>>732401299
Aww...
>>732401299
No, this was just because I got pretty drunk playing Pathfinder last night. And got home at 2:15, too drunk to sleep.
>>732401574
Hai Hook desu
>>732401574
But you want to do something.
Dont you?
cigurra
>>732401574
Not really much to do but slaughter the next boss
But the twin princes teleport, so keeping distance will be tough
>>732401586
Do you think it was enough?
>>732402541
what are these cap images from?
>>732402541
Enough for what, Anomaly?
>>732401502
Yeah, little shitty skellingtons can give you a good time when drunk.
I have vague memories of Undead Burg and Capra demon while being drunk, game was hard, so very hard.
>>732401586
>drunk playing Pathfinder
Sounds like a lot of fun. Too drunk to sleep, at least that's better than too drunk to be awake.
Any party members dead yet?
>>732402541
>>732402683
I'm talking about what show btw
>>732402683
Romantically Apocalyptic, a post-apocalyptic web-comic.
>>732402723
Enough of alcohol in your mind.
>>732401674
No u r hook
>>732401748
Thinking about playing dank sauce 3 for the first time>>732402367
I'm about to play DS3. Gib tips pls cause Idk anythign about that or skyrim. I grew poor, you see
>>732402885
thanks bro
>>732402916
That's what I said
>>732403035
No problemo.
>>732402724
We have had one Fighter die, and we had 2 characyers 'killed', a Cleric and a Fighter. Those 2 got second chances, the first fighter got fucked by saving rolls.
>>732402683
http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com
>>732402885
No. Im not stupid when I drink it, I respect the effect it has, and I enjoy it, but I dont let it control me or how I do things.
>>732402916
Play from 1 instead. Dont be a pansy.
hey everyone im back
>in black
>>732403328
>heavy guitar riff
>>732403239
Can't say the same for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbmxn11u19Y
bump
>>732395603
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pyromancy
You fucking scrub
>YouKnow
>>732401315
didn't step outside at all
plus its cold now
>>732403328
ear