W-welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D! I hope y-you had a

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When is the rape?

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when can i expect coloring with alice3d

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>>732386522
W-why would anyone want that?

>>732386487
I h-hope never...?

I like your outfit Alice

>>732386442
show us your penis, love

>>732386442
post anus bae

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>>732386576
I t-thought you might <4

>>732386597
Don't h-have one, so let's instead g-go over todays dish <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OqBJ814HWy

Those legs

>>732386567
i wanna see you color

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Die in a hole figgit

What are you a fucking faggot?

>>732386677
>>732386711
Let me join the dub train guys

Oreo cream pie sounds wonderful

YOU NEVER GET HIGH ALICE

WHY DON'T YOU GET HIGH ?

>>732386675

I'll give you a cream pie.

>>732386675
I don't like cream pies.

>>732386442

Why hide your face?

but its the 13th of may 2017... i feel lied at, my life has just become meaningless

>>732386675
shit, I've actually been wanting to bake something like this for a while

>>732386675
mm i like cream pie

Please tell me that the meal isn't meth!

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>>732386442
Queer

>>732386442
is it okey to write you on steam i really wanna text you sometime but i feel kinda annoying when i do

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>>732386648
No t-thank you <4

>>732386691
I'll add it as a p-patreon reward <4

>>732386677
P-please don't make fun of my chicken legs!

>>732386711
Which hole w-would you prefer?

Let's s-select some tea first to relax you <4
You seem t-to be burdened in some way, so maybe this w-will help <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IYt9MCGPGx

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You have a nice voice op, BUMP !
thx for putting efort into making a thread

>>732386442
What are you cooking for us tonight?

>>732386820
Your legs are sexy as hell

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>>732386764
W-what?

>>732386781
>>732386782
>>732386795
G-good joke <4 Very original <4

>>732386812
G-go for it <4

>>732386802
Not t-today dear!

>>732386787
Here, l-let me pour you some tea to m-make up for it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VoTEh64QDW

>>732386820
did you say

"lel let's see what we get today"?
>lel

sounds like it you heathen

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

OP notice me pls

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>>732386879
Already w-went over that, it's an oreo creampie!

H-here are the ingredients you'll n-need!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s035R2lkgwa7

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>>732387020

Good evening Alice... sorry I've been absent as of late... busy times...

>>732387020
it looks like you spend time on your hair why don't you ever show it

>>732386927
Oh thank space God... Wait, not today?!

>>732387020
if i suck your dick can i creampie you?

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>>732387020

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>>732386911
Oh p-please, they are not.

>>732387006
+1 notice

>>732386958
W-what is?

>>732387043
*patpat* N-no need to be sorry, hero <4

Instead, watch me totally fumble explaining how to make a crust.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yyns1ddhEa

>>732387020
You also need cat stockings, it's impossible to cook without cat stockings.

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D-do yo-u h-have a-a speech I'm-ped-I-ment.

>>732387125
It feels like I'm talking to you and not the character right now, but they so fucking are

>>732387020
Sorry didnt see that, i don't much care for cool whip. What can i substitute that with?

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>>732387093
C-correct! Today, pie!

>>732387098
I d-don't have one to suck.

>>732387079
...h-how does it look like something when you can't s-see it?

>>732387130
I have a p-pair <4

>>732387150
No, just n-nervous <4

>>732387125
>mix wet
>fold in cookies
>refrigerate for 2 hrs
>stick in bowl

fucking psycho recipe

>>732387125
You of course.

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>>732387200
I'm j-just average dear <4

>>732387212
Any whipped c-cream will do <4

Now, f-for this recipe, you'll need a lot of oreos.
Be sure t-to stock up. Cheetos and doritos CANNOT b-be used as a replacement.

This may require a trip outside of your basement; it's worth the effort.

>inb4 accepting donations at twitch, come """watch"""
you used to be cool, at least i though you did (were you ever)?
meh, whatever...

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>>732387339
*blinks* N-not even close to sure what you are on about.

>>732387308
I'm n-not cute silly.

>>732387253
w-what?

>>732387335
>This may require a trip outside of your basement; it's worth the effort.

Hahahahah I love you Alice

>>732387222
you can see some of it pretty clearly in this
>>732386927

>>732387335
If i make a pie will you come to my house and share some with me? I also have tea!

>>732387425
You are and i would cuddle you.

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>>732387222
Well trips I can't argue with that anymore

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>>732386442
Hi Alice!
Nice to see you!

Hello Thread!!

>>732387335
where do I buy those cat stockings?

>>732387335
Those legs aren't.

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>>732387125
hero!? ... nah, but you look cute today.... and this recipe is fun looking.

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>>732387436
I c-crush these oreos l-like I crush Anons self esteem!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16V9Z713Whe

>>732386442
Would kill all my family just to smell alices dirty socks

>>732387150
hola

>>732387552
this is oddly erotic

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>>732387535
*waves*

>>732387541
Amazon

>>732387547
D-don't be silly, of course they are <4

>>732387515
>>732387475
Unlikely

>>732387572
W-what?!

>>732387549
S-sure do more than me <4

Now l-look, you need to chill this crust out f-for a while, otherwise it'll be soft and w-won't do its job as a crust.

So chill it in the fridge and chill yourself on a couch!

OP is super cute :) your bf/gf (if you have any) are super lucky~

>>732387552
are you a women

>>732387701
I know it is unlikely, but that doesn't exclude the fact that you are cute and a beauty.

Wife material.

>>732387736
she is built like a skinny twink boy
i wouldn't be surprised if its just a trap

>>732387552
Crunch crunch crunch

The sound of broken dreams. I love it. This is the most I've used that word on /b/

>>732387701
Please, I'd eat these crushed cookies off them

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>>732387678
You n-need help.

>>732387736
Yes

>>732387813
Quite s-sure my breasts disagree.

>>732387718
I'm n-nothing special dear. In fact, I t-think you are far more beautiful than I am <4


Now t-that your crust is all nice and hard, we n-need to fill it with something. No, not that. Never that. Put that away.

I cannot wait for the oreo cake!

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love ya, Alice <3 this recipe looks almost as amazing as those tights.

I vote alice queen of /b/

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>>732386442
Alice is yours bigger than this?

>>732387335
>Crush them like your dreams
>This may require a trip outside of your basement; it's worth the effort.

Are you being mean today? Wrong time of the month?

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>>732387701
Looks like ground shit.

>>732387940
I'm loving it.

>>732387861
I do need help, will you help me?

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>>732387916
More

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>>732387854
You n-need to seek help.

>>732387823
I w-walk this lonely road...

>>732387916
It'd b-be hard to be smaller....

>>732387940
It's all t-tongue in cheek, my love <4


Now m-mix all these ingredients into a slurry mess, l-like your mother should have d-done to you in the womb.

Teehee!

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>>732387701
.... on the bed instead.... chill time
>>732387888
Now for Jill time E>

>>732388061
Alice what are your dreams?

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>>732387888
Tripps of Truth!!

>>732387552
Looks like Alice has put on some pudge.

Little fat + creampie .... Are we getting a little Alice soon?

>>732388061
>>732387916
Alice being Savage af

>>732388061
>You n-need to seek help.

Alright maybe

But my point stands

>>732388061
>Now m-mix all these ingredients into a slurry mess, l-like your mother should have d-done to you in the womb.

Teehee!

>Teehee!

Hahahahah That fucking slayed me. Keep it up!

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>>732387910
*bops* D-don't say shit like that.

>>732387888
The recipe is m-much better, don't lie.

>>732388112
B-beds are for suckers!


Alright, s-so this step is hard to explain. I r-recommend doing it very carefully.

alice chai means tea too.. you said tea tea.. im being lied at again. just end me already

>>732387425
>what you are on about
it was a long ass time to play the conman-game/b8-&-switch/u-name-it
i wouldnt even be writing any of this if those past meals were being shared with someone in actual need of them (hungry). but does it even matter what i, just another anon, think at this point?
im out, you dont need to reply to this bait i just wrote...

>>732386820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IYt9MCGPGx

Alice is a naughty girl. she's used a filter to alter her hormonally jangled trans voice.

>>732388061
so you are a normal women making pie
thats very rare on /b/

So are you a girl or not?

>>732388337
>normal
>rare

kek

>>732388277
Ye that was weird

>>732388227
Fine :( then you can be my queen

>>732388227
Directions unclear. Dick stuck in light socket. Sent help.

>>732388357
She is, no she's not going to fuck you.

>>732388227
Hi Alice. I missed you

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>>732388160
T-that's what they call me.

>>732388156
...I am 95 pounds. Wut.

>>732388216
*bows*

>>732388262
I t-think you are pretty silly.

>>732388277
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IYt9MCGPGx
Yes, a v-very sophisticated filter.

Called my larynx.

>>732388337
T-that's me! The rarest Alice!

>>732388357
Yep, I'm a g-girl <4


Now, beat t-the filling like you beat your meat or p-possibly how you wish you could b-beat your Dad for beating you.

It's all in the wrist, you see. That's why he never fully loved you.

>>732388227
it looks like you had a little trouble there...

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>>732386442
No one is cooking a shit

>>732388156
Loli Alice ... fuck ... mind blown

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>>732388453

>>732387701
If this were the 1700s you'd dump that chamber pot out of the window.

>>732388534
Alice beat me like your filling.

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>>732388435
I'll l-let Darwin handle that one.

>>732388475
I missed you too <4

>>732388535
T-that's me, always messin' up!


Look, n-now you need to carefully spoon the cream into the pie to c-complete it.

Do it better than I'm doing it here.

>>732388659
How is your day going?

>>732388534
Do you realize how you're one of the only parts of /b/ that isn't complete shit? You and that guy that posts the Camp Sherwood updates are legit the only quality stuff nowadays.

>>732388534
>That's why he never fully loved you.

Hahahahah oh shit. /b/ hasn't made me laugh this much in years

>>732388659
so whats your ethnicity Alice?

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>>732388825
Asian <4

>>732388783
/b/ w-was never good

>>732388782
P-pretty good now <4 How about yours?

>>732388805
Teehee!

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Fuck You Bitch you are not 2D or Asian

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I'll take a sample

>>732386442
how much to see you beat your nasty benis Alice?

>>732388895
No, /b/ was never good. But it definitely used to be more interesting.

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That looks tasty as hell so far.

>>732388895
Suck me off, Alice.

>>732388534
Filmed 2hrs and 10 min ago.

I feel betrayed. I thought we were doing this together. I spent hours stalking you and buying everything you bought so I could cook WITH you.

>>732388895
I love your threads alice! keep it up!

-love, Definitely not a Frog online

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>>732388945
I d-don't have one, so...whatever it costs to graft me one?

>>732388954
Or y-you were younger and easier to amuse.>

>732388957
And h-here is the final product!
Tell me h-how you like it, everyone!

>>732388783
Lawfag is breddy gud too.

>>732388895
It's been a pretty stressful week, but it's finally over

>>732388227
can't hide those man hands sweetie.

Hi bestie! Hope you're having a good night!

>>732388895
>Teehee!

Please, please be like this more often. It's fucking fantastic

>>731388918

How long did it take to figure out she wasn't 2d?

>>732388895
why are you here?

>>732389066
In the future would it be possible to get a closer shot of the food, you can barely see it in these far away shots. Thanks Alice and have a good night. :)

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>>732389066
Looks delicious uuuu put it in my mouf

>>732389066
W-w-what happened to your top?

>>732388960
This is legit creepy since Alice has doxxed herself.

what did you have for supper alice?

>>732389066
you okay with some fanart?

>Asian

and i thought you couldnt get any better

>>732387601
No mexicano here

>>732389156
\/
>>732388918

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>>732389073
G-good to hear!

>>732389096
C-can't tell if you are bad at perspective or j-just a fool.

>>732389164
T-to help Anonymous, tonight, b-by cooking!

>>732389188
I'll g-give it a shot!

>>732389203
What, y-you don't want naked apron?

>>732389246
Absolutely <4

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>>732386442
When you will use your escape rope?

Alice I want to take you outside and do nothing.

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God this is boring, where is Sonata?

>>732386442

Why do you ban people from your elder sister chat?

Are you afraid for your cult followers? Afraid, perhaps, that they will leave the altar of alice empty?

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>>732389066
looks good... wait are clothes missing alice... 0.o

>>732389066
Nigger give me time its still in the fucking oven

>>732389329
You got boring pretty quick bud.

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>>732389338
I need to see

>>732389327
Please shoot yourself.

>>732389283
how do you know anons need help?

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>>732389284
R-right now!

I'm out for the night from /b/, but I'll be streaming on twitch if anyone wants to come watch! my username is "celtyplays"

As well, if you want to contact me for any reason, please use any of these variety of methods to tell me why you aren't happy with your life and I'll try to help!

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter: celtyplays
Twitch: celtyplays
Instagram: nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

S-see you on Monday for my psychology thread!

>>732389066
>Or y-you were younger and easier to amuse.

Eh, you're probably right. I was literally 12 when I started browsing.

>>732389283
I want so see those meaty hands pounding your johnson like a hated step child until you spew all over.

>>732389283
damn i was trying to lose some weight, Alice. Hope you're having a good night anyway <3

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>>732389504
You should teach me how by shooting yourself first.

>>732389677
wat

>>732389722
Do you want a demonstration? i would shoot you myself.

>>732389329
why do you keep saying elder sister. its https://anekiho.me/chat2

Just say it pussy

>>732389433

We both know you're lying, baby. The last time you banned me i had made a nip sounding handle, asked about the upcoming samurai champloo episode, and then watched and waited. It was so dull that i fell asleep and woke up to a ban.

So, try again with your cultist lies.

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Is alice getting bored?
Does alice belongs to /b?
Did she realize twitch is better because she can ban everytroll?
>mah 6 years
6 years of shit same 4 orbiters and betafags posting betas problems
Alice kys

>>732389921
alice is streaming, that isn't alice

>>732389921
From 0 to 10 how sexually frustrated are you?

>>732389977
people asked alice to stream so she did it

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>>732389819
You don't have the balls to shoot anyone

>>732389977
she makes more threads than she makes streams

>>732389845

Hahaha, yeah ok, because that isnt nippy speak for elder sister.

Ni bu shi dong see.

>>732389977
her chat has way more than 4 people in it

>>732390095
it isnt it has a special connotation elder sister doesn't have

>>732390076
Only if it was you dear, world will be a better place when we all get to spit on your grave

alice is streaming on twitch: celtyplays

>>732386442

Roll for tarot reading?

>>732390178
Too bad for you I plan on living a very long and prosperous life.

>>732390076
>>732389722
>>732389327
>>732387979
>>732388052

Im gonna fucking rape you fucking fag

>>732386927
why is your hand so shaky..?

>>732390310
go away reimu

>>732390270
Those shorts, i have a boner now

>>732390377
she has nerve damage

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>>732390345
No Homo though, you never know

>>732390391
they call her two hands cuz it takes two hands to grab each butt cheek

>>732390310
Role

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>>732390345
You would probably cum even before putting it inside me.

>>732390038
>>732390093
>>732390145
Oh sorry 3 same orbiters

>>732388534
The shit you post cracks me up. Your content is some of the only good shit on /b/ anymore.

>>732390388


:cc

>>732390391
>getting a boner watching an anorexic trap

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>>732387335
>crush oreos like your dreams

Hahaha she made her elder sister chat registration required.

Are you going to change the name like the children of god did, my precious cult dupe?

>>732390597
including you, 4

>>732390642
she did that cuz you kept coming in and spamming

>>732390607
her stream isn't half bad either: celtyplays on twitch

>>732390310
Rolen

>>732390345
wow Anon you're so intimidating

>>732390345
she'll gut you up like a fish with no remorse

>>732388227
holy fuck are you alright there? Can barely hold the shit up.

>>732390345
>putting your dick in batshit crazy

>>732390310
Rrrrrrrrollo

>>732390391
go watch her stream, her legs and hot pants are on full display

>>732390871
she has severe nerve damage

>>732390773
Yeah...Maybe I'll check it out

>>732390310

Laast roll, cmon kek

>>732391048
They're pretty comfy if you ask me

So why has /b/ become so pitiful to accept traps?

>>732390734

How funny you believe the lies.

Your mistress must be glad for such a loyal follower.

If you think that i and i alone am getting the word out about the elder sister cult of Alice, then you should do some research, baby. The second link for anekiho is an anti-Alice site.

>>732391165
alice isn't a trap, go to her stream and you can easily see that

>>732391175
just googled, it's actually kermit's folder, and then alices github

>>732391222
Sure thing buddy, you can tell she sounds like a 14 year old boy.

>>732391175
the only link I see that is even remotely against her is 20 or so people talking all about how she saved their life and a few people saying she isn't a girl

not exactly compelling evidence

>>732391340
okay, and? how does that change her vagina?
I'd also say she sounds more like a 17 year old valley girl

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>>732391222
Faggot

>>732391165
/b/ has had traps since before you were born, it's just that now they're not used to fuck with people anymore

>>732391175
I literally saw you come in, spam, and get banned dude. where is the lies?

>>732391286

What about "alice lied?"

Face it, cutie, your cult is amateur hour at best...time to pack it in or get some professional help.

>>732391175
"getting the word out" about what exactly?
what actual evidence do you have?

>>732391534
right, thats the website i am talking about. go look at it. the only thing left is the testimonials. which are largely positive

>>732391492

What spam, cultist?

Do please elaborate.

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>>732386442
When can I eat some of that

>>732391607
you came in and started shouting ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE and filled the chat then got banned

now where is your evidence im a cultist again?

>>732391589

Hahaha you just gave it away.

>the only thing left

You admit it was sanitized.

And where is the surprise that cultists support their leader?

>>732391638
come to her stream on twitch: celtyplays

>>732391747
the person that made that blog admitted they were wrong. how is that "sanitized"? its someone changing their decision due to superior evidence

now where is your evidence?

>>732391681

I never did that. Remember, there are multiple people that want to illuminate the work of this fledgling cult.

>>732391859
yeah okay i dont believe you at all

>>732391859
Suck a dick

>>732391859
hahahah and the best they can do is spam chat and act like a pseudo-intellectual in a thread?
some stiff competition fellas

>>732391838

>evidence

Do you want me to quote the dictiomary on a cult, or should i give more examples of cultlike behavior by alice and her minions and their sychophants?

>>732392080
literally anything would be more than you've done in the weeks youve been doing this

>>732392080
a cult requires a charismatic leader which is the last two words anyone would use to describe alice

>>732391964

Maybe that is the best they can do, but are they the only ones?

>>732392189
thats you though. the pseudo-intellectual guy.

>>732392126

Do you mean me personally or all the valiant fighters against cults?

>>732392080
Boring, i demand proof or evidence.

Until then you are just a shitter that is orbiting the shitty trap

>>732392284
my statement was quite clear

>>732392321
alice isn't a trap

>>732386442
when are you going to post cock/asshole/face?

>>732392404
never

>>732392321

You sound like "Alice" when she demanded proof that religion was real or existed. Instant ban after I proved it.

>>732392581
i was there for that and you proved literally nothing

>>732392581
look at the pseudo-intellectual seep out of him!

>>732392695
no no, you dont understand, he doesnt have to prove anything, he just needs to assert it is true and it is. duh

>>732392791
oh right he can just say shit and thats fine. like how he has given no evidence for his claims

Alice can you say you love me ):

>>732392581
You are no better than her, she hides her trap face and you provide no proof

>>732392814
evidence is for suckers anyway we should just trust this guy that alice is a cult leader

>>732392827
Noone loves you kys

Isn't it bedtime for a babby like you, Lu?

>>732392846
yeah why bother with evidence when a pseudo-intellectual can just talk down to us

>>732392906
why would Lucchini be against Alice?

>>732392843
why are you asserting she has a trap face if youve never seen it

>>732392938
No idea at all, but their identifying information matched up apparently. Aaaaaaaand you assumed that was who I meant by a two-word shortening. Heya, long time no see.
>>732392906

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Sonata?

>>732393256
I want to stick my fist so far up your ass that I can pick you up and use you like a stupid, useless, vapid, blubbering meat puppet.

Of course, I have other reasons for suspicion maybe, but we should probably talk about them in another thread. Like this one >>732391961

Wait is Alice secretly a mod?

im scared to fap to this because theres a 50/50 chance she has a penis

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>>732393550
That sounds boring though

>>732392846

Let us consider what a cult is.

Cult comes from the latin, cultus, which is also where the english cultivate is sourced.

But I'm also curious, why the butthurt, Lu? Did babby shit its diaper too hard and develop a rash?

>>732393714
isnt even close to the chances

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>>732393777
Trips!

>>732393792
argument from etymology; current usage of a word is not defined by prior usage or origin of a word. so youve currently given no evidence and nothing of value.

Hi! This is your typical shitposting.
Just... go get fucking killed Alice, that would be a happy day for a lot of people.
Yea, I lack creativity today.

>>732393883
shit your right

>>732392846

Consider a modern day cult that made good, becoming a religion: LDS (mormon)

The way they would recruit is as follows:

A leader would declaim the cult tenets in public, to much derision and personal insult. Kind of like these Alice threads?

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>>732393937
I'm bored, Nep. I'm always bored...

>>732394034
none of that is evidence of anything

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>>732389066

That muscle definition in that arm...

>>732392846

On occasion, a target would be acquired. That is, despite going against the crowd, a seeker would desire to know more. Kind of like how you can watch Alice stream?

>>732394034
Just like Systemspace but without a BTC mining virus then.

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>>732394121
Same with me over here, even drinking is boring nowadays. Lets go hunting together someday.

>>732394227
what

>>732392938
Actually, better answer - because Lu is a butthurt nignog that left the community when their friends did because they no longer got the attention they wanted, despite being a 'girl'

>>732393965

Yes, when leader Alice is taking someone to the hospital, for example, she isn't cult-ivating them?

>>732394376
wasn't Lucchini a boy though

>>732394412
...or being a decent human being? Would you just uhh...let someone....suffer and die...?

>>732392846

Of course, the seeker is able to financially contribute to the cult. Kind of how that patreon works?

>>732394469
That's where the quotation marks come from, dude pretended to be a girl I'm pretty sure.

>>732394412
would you not take someone to the hospital?

>>732394561
still not seeing your evidence bro

any pics of alice?

>>732394571
is that really why kamina and the rest left?

>>732394666
like face of course

>>732392846

Finally, the seeker can accept the joy of belonging. For mormons, there is a ceremony. For Alicism, there is the elder sister chat. Once the seeker joins the cult, it is a whole new ballgame, but this is enough proof. Do be sure to deny it, though!

>>732394722
no she doesnt post her face cuz she isnt an attention whore

>>732394765
that isnt proof or even evidence and i am unsure if you know the difference between assertions and evidence at this point
protip analogy and metaphor is not proof

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>>732394314
Hunting sounds like fun. What did you have in mind?

>>732394687
That's a long story, and not one I remember well.

Funny thing is that Lu would probably actually be interested in who I am, but we can save that for another time.

>>732394314
>>732394879

Shut up. You fags are never going to meet up and go hunting.

Just stop this.

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>>732394981
He lives like two hours away from me tho

>>732395126
you said you were in russia. neptune isn't in russia

Why you hiding your face?
(I don't care how you look, you're cute tbqh)

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>>732394879
Boar or rabbit would be fun, a .22 would be perfect for rabbit and for boar we would either need a bigger caliber or hunting bows or crossbows.
>>732394981
I will hunt down your mother and take her on a date, treating her like a lady.

>>732395237
because she isnt an attention whore

>>732395287
Yes, she's.

>>732389096
Or how tall "she " is.

If "she" is 96lbs as "she" claims how is she 5'10, and not anerexic?

10/10 troll trap

>>732395351
no, she is not

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>>732395164
Where is she then?
>>732395243
>>732395243
Boars are scary, we shouldn't mess with them.
I would probably hide behind you.

>>732395369
when did she say she was 5' 10"?

>>732395126

Shut the fuck up. It doesn't matter. You know god damn well you're never going to leave your parents basement, eating open, stale bags of cereal while browsing /b/ to go shoot guns out side with some dude you never met beyond two fucking posts on thread.

Just shut up.

>>732395395
neptune is a guy

>>732394829

Alicism recruits seekers in threads like this one.
Alicism entices the seekers on twitch.
Alicism seduces the seekers into joining the cult in anekiho.
Alicism is always willing to take donations through patreon.
There you go.

>>732387552
Can you please do this to my back

>>732395538
again all of that said without any actual evidence, just assertions. try harder.

>>732395379
Then why the hell she making "cooking threads" on /b/? She's not talented at all. And again; it's /b/ not /ck/.

This kind of threads are only for attention. (Or, maybe for talking, with anons)

>>732395422
You can tell in the picture next to the cabinates. Show me a 96 lb girl who can reach the to shelf lmao

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>>732395446
I do not understand. I don't live with my mom anymore.
And we don't have a basements in apartments buildings. You know nothing about me.
>>732395452
Oh good, I won't have to feel weird around him.

>>732395681
people asked her to make cooking threads because they weren't able to live comfortably on a small budget. so she made them to teach Anonymous how to make simple meals.

>>732395446
Your jimmies seems to be in a state of rustling, anon. Should I call an ambulance?
>>732395395
Yeah they are, but only if you don't kill them right away, if you don't they get really pissed and charge at you, otherwise they are just hairy pigs.

>>732395721
she cant reach the top shelf though. you can even see she has a little ladder in some shots

>>732387020
She's taller than the fucking frig

Def trap lol

>>732395783
...are we looking at the same picture? shes clearly shorter than the fucking fridge

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>>732395750
Fuck!

>>732395766
Taller than the frig lol she steps behind it to give illusion she isn't lol

>>732395745
>simple meals.
Tell me a good/simple/cheap meal she made and I'll leave this kind of threads forever.

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>>732395750
>>732395838
What happens when it charges at us?
I'm seriously going to hide behind you.

>>732395783
the fridge is cut off by the picture yet her head isnt. she clearly isn't taller than it

>>732395910
What about cheap grilled skinless chicken breast?
I make that every week since she taught me how

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>>732395974
If you help me kill it, that won't happen! But if it does, we would have to run until it either stops chasing or bleeds out.

>>732395894
uhh did she modify the shadows too? cuz that blows your whole angles theory out of the water

>>732395635

So do you dispute the reality of this thread?

You disbelieve in twitch and patreon?

Pretend you're from Missouri and examine the elder sister chat for yourself...or are you already an Alician?

>>732396158
>>732395974
stop shitting up alices thread

>>732396233
who the fuck is Alician

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>>732396158
Are you good at aiming the gun?
>>732396235
She's not even here anymore. It belongs to us now :3

>>732395894
Yeah dude lmao perspective isn't a thing whoa look she's taller than the door she's probably 6'8 lmao

>>732396233
i dispute the implicatures of what youve said not the thread or twitch in it of itself. and the patreon is a joke

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>>732396158
Also you know I would never hurt an animal, I would go hunting with you but I don't want to harm anything.

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>>732396235
We aren't tho, you should check your eyes, anon.
>>732396286
I'm good at aiming my compound bow. Though I could use some practice.