>be me >high school student >have percussion class in

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Days 2-5
>making good progress
>shitton of concrete, hard as fuck to get through with just a wrench
>two doors to get into equipment room
>cut out a perfectly shaped wood plank to cover hold
>when someone opens the first door, hop out, push wood over hole, cover with blanket
>feels like a movie
>start to become paranoid about hole
>not even about people finding it
>shit like "what if someone uses the hole first and takes all the food"
>finally make it through concrete
>we've hit dirt
>realize that Wrench isn't gonna help now
>leave two dice in lock hole of door outside so I can get in early
>get a shovel and put it in the hole
>risky, alarm goes off and I run outside
>janitor finds me, I tell him door was left open
>they replace the door
No turning back, done irreversible property damage
>using shovel to dig farther
>put dirt in a bucket next to hole
>whenever a person comes in, kick bucket and shovel into hole
Cont.

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Cont.
>dirt underneath concrete is now as deep as I am tall
>begin working sideways
>start leaving separate wood plank under door so it can't be opened
>have three close calls
>one day the teacher talks to all of us
Carpets are being redone
>worst possible thing that could happen
>put wood plank over hole
>spray ENTIRE FLOOR WHITE with white spray paint
>carpet put over
>tear corner of carpet
>back to work
>put excess dirt in unused bass drum
>I'm past the wall of the school, concrete ends
Cont.

>>732362252
Bump, hurry uup

>>732362252
bump
don't care if this is a lie, enjoying it a lot lol

Someone screencap

Give me more OP

This is so dumb but I have to know what happens

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It's been two months since this began
>start doing worse in classes, so worried about the hole
>literally going insane
>start going during some lunch periods
>my knowledge of my project is increasing
>map out a path to sewer
>plan to enter school by going through sewer
>spend most of my free time planning for contingencies
>map out the entire band room and parking lot
>one day the teach is coming
>there's no way I can get out in time
>leap and pull down wood panel
>carpet falls with panel, as I planned
>hear teacher walk around
>praying
>I hear the door close
Victory
>about two weeks later, start digging to where I think sewer is
>realize my fault
>sewer is metal
>how do I get through
Cont.

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Include me in screencap

>>732361236
BUMP
>TELL US MORE OP

FUCKING BUMP THE SUSPENSE IS KILLENG ME

>>732363317
included

Bump this now

OP pls tell me there's pics of your progress

>>732363546
Dankeschon.

>>732361236
The fact you shamelessly say you have percussion class is terrifying.

Bumperino

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Op is kill

Inb4 op melts into sewer

ends in school shooting

This better not be a fucking banana.

CMON OP NEED MORE FAP MATERIAL

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Cont.
>have to get through metal to get into sewer to get into hole to get into school to get into hallway to get into cafeteria
>school year is ending, window of opportunity for food to be in cafeteria during raid is decreasing
>three weeks left in school
>realize that the sewer won't work
>I have to go up somewhere else
>problem is that there is a sidewalk and parking lot, both of which would take too long to get through and would leave too much evidence
>only option to go go across the entire parking lot to the garden
I have three weeks to make it 35 yards
>friday
>I hide in hole after school lets out
>wait for all noise to cease
>begin digging
>all night
>no escape, brought one gallon of water and four sandwiches
>making great distance
>Sunday night, I make it
>reach the other side
>grab roots of a bush from underneath and pull
>massive opening is unveiled
This is it
>two weeks left in school
>there's still one more problem
Cont.

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>>732363935
did somebody say...?

>>732364082
NOOOO

BUMP, PLEASE OP

inb4 dinosaur

10/10 100% legit

Please

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>>732364136
sucks this guy didn't pretype

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OP OP can't you see? Pretyping greentext is the path to victory.

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>>732364052
WHATS THE PROBLEM???

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>>732364052
Continue.

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Please continue, this is gonna be good, OP

This is like the /b/ of old.

Continue, based but slightly insane OP.

bump that shit

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OP deliver or be visited

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If I get dubs, you have to include me in the screencap

Bumperino

lurking hard

>>732364869
Get fucked.

Bumparino

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INCLUDE ME IN SCREENCAP MOTHER OF GOD

OP was caught, he is being sue'd for propty damaje

>>732364869
Deal

I'm so alone please God help me

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OP is that you

>>732365028
maybe

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If this is a shitpost im gonna kill you OP

OP you better not fuck us over

OP I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THIS BETTER NOT BE A SHITPOST

Come on op don't be a fag finish this

Bump me daddy

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Put me in the screencap

>Inb4 Spanish inquisition

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>there is still one thing between the percussion room and the cafeteria
The nurse's office
>this room is problematic
>the doors are locked at night since there are medicines and shit
>can't go around it, I have to go through
>risky idea
>cut myself in class
>go to nurse
>she deals with me and asks me to wait a second
>she leaves the room
>take a key loop from her desk
She either 1. Gets new keys and then locks up with another lock, or 2. Doesn't tell anyone and leave it unlocked
>I park two miles from the school
>take bush out of hole
>enter
>heart racing, head pounding
>emerge in percussion room
>open door to band room
>make my way to hallway and then
No
>the nurse's office is locked
>all this way for nothing
>literally start crying
>I'm muscular from the digging
>I'm stronger than ever before
Contingencies...
>run back to band room
>pick up Wrench
>take door off of hinges
>other door opens
>I walk through
It closes behind me.
>it's locked
>it's 4:30 am
>I'm trapped
>still head to cafeteria
Cont.

>>732365465
What kind burb iddis

Bump

Also if I get trips you have to include me in the screencap and tell me I'm a nice person

I Need to know how it ends

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>>732365465
>>732365028
>>732364869
>REEEE PUT ME IN DA SCREENCAP
shut the fuck up, retards

OP I swear to fucking god I haven't seen a decent /b/ story post in weeks you better continue.

fucking BUMMMMMP MY FUCKING GUYYYYYYYY

>>732365583
Jesus fucking christ OP I'm actually on the edge of my seat

>>732365577
True
Also nice digits

>>732365583
Never letting this thread die

Fake and gay but I have to hear the ending.

Sage but only after OP is done.

>>732365851
DONT FALLLLLLLLL

OP OP OP

I'm waiting for the bait reveal at the end.

Hurry pls

>>732366039
I'll try!

>>732366088
>>732365988
>>732365577
>>732364388
>>732364233
>>732364122
>>732363833
>>732363822
>>732363199
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
BUMP

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This is fuckin incredible

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>>732366088
>>732365988
>>732365577
>>732365070
>>732365050
>>732364989
>>732364595
>>732364388
>>732364233
>>732364122
>>732363833
>>732363822
>>732363616
>>732363199
owo what's this?

>>732366223

Lost

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>>732366223

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You are destined to become a master thief.

plS OP keep going

OP DONT FUCKING LEAVE US

Also Dubs?

Inb4 OP is a meme lord master baiter

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This is truly the end
>I'm in cafeteria
>nurse's door is locked
I'm literally trapped
>if I go out another door, alarms go off, open hole is found, I get imprisoned
>take a moveable shelf and put all food I want on it
>pull it to door
>I need to get through this door
>one idea left
>begin kicking door
>in tears
>one last plan
>run back to cafeteria
>take a rod from a shelf
>slide it under the door
>pull up as hard as possible
>slam my shoulder into door
Door comes off
>brace for alarms
>none come
Only outside doors have alarms. Thank you god.
>pull the cart with me
>get back to hole
>dump everything into the hole
>spend an hour getting everything to my car at the other end
>thinking about how this all started
>amazed at how far I've come
>last consumable put into car
>run into hole
>close band room hole and have carpet fall over as it shuts
>pour dirt into hole
>place bush onto hole
>get in the car
>drive off
Cont.

I love these school burglary stories.

Anybody remember the guy that broke in to go to girls locker room at night and steal/sniff/fap into panties and shorts?

Don't you die in us OP!

>>732366420
>this is truly the end
>cont

>>732366420
do u type 3 words per minute

>>732365583
>>732366420
This is pretty good so far but you are kind of a retard for letting the inner door close on you, instead of keeping it open with a chair or something

>>732366508
What kind of school locker room keeps underwear or clothes at all?

I swear to fucking god if this is somehow bait

>>732366420
What about them finger prints boi?

>>732366673
He broke into individual lockers in the locker room if I recall

Why are you so obsessed with hoarding cafeteria food? Is everything alright at home?

>>732366678
You'll do what, bigger?

>>732366757
Is there somewhere I can read this thread?

GODDAMMIT OP I NEED TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS

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Epilogue

The police came to the school the next morning. After everything has been tallied, the major crimes that were committed were

Breaking and entering
>as far as they could tell, someone managed to get through the alarm door

Destruction of private property
>nurse's door

Theft
>cafeteria food

They didn't find the hole. I had worn socks in and changed once I got out of the hole. No dirt trail.

I wore gloves that I had covered in bleach. No fingerprints, no smell.

The police considered it a medium priority case. Only food had been stolen, but they still interviewed all the students. Since there wasn't any security cameras in the area I went to (they're mainly in computer labs), they couldn't pin it on anyone.

To this day, three years later, the hole is still there. Nobody in my knowledge is aware of its existence. After this event, though, I was more muscular and smarter than I had ever been before. I've never done anything like it since, but I still have dreams where I break into banks or something.

I hid the food in a refrigerator in my garage. Some is still there in my parents' house. Cheers

>>732366916
It was a couple years back. I don't have an archive for it. Maybe someone else can find it.

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HURRY THE FUCK UP OP

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Amazing story. Worth the read.

This is actually amazing, I don't even care if it's fake

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I have some pics of the hole somewhere on my laptop, I'll try to find and post them.

>>732361236
LOOK AT ME, I'M IN THE SCREEN CAP

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THIS FUCKING THREAD

>>732367182
Good shit OP

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>>732367182
>three years
>some of it is still there
Nigger you stole all that food just to let it expire in a garage like Lily and the fucking Snowman

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>>732367182
nice story. could've used a better climax though.

>>732367182
OP I love you

Please finish the story, this is fucking amazing

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>>732367182
Thank you OP, nice read, but pre write shit next time

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This was intense, thank you OP.

>>732361236
>>732361779
>>732362252
>>732363280
>>732364052
>>732365583
>>732366420
>>732367182

Someone screencap this piece of gold

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>>732367351
>need

>>732367388
Sounds like you haven't experenced one in a while.

That was beautiful. Post cap.

such a good read thank you op

>>732367694
God damn

>>732366009
why sage? this is better than 80% of shenanigans here

>>732366009
Fuck you, it was good

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>>732367385
water under the fridge now bobandy fuck off

>>732367182
beautiful

Post pics of the hole

>>732368903
I'm looking as you all speak

Op, what school was this? We need to know.

all in all op is a faget anywaysss

>>732367182
How'd you get through the steel in the concrete?

Dumb faggot. You don't even know basic construction.

Youre weaker and dumber than you've ever been

>>732367351
Pleeaassee this is too good to be true

>>732369350
I didn't get through the metal. As for concrete, it took about a week of wailing on that fucker with a steel wrench

This is so ridiculous and stupid that I'm convinced it actually happened.

Good job op

>>732369503
Concrete slabs are poured over a lattice of steel rebar. You have to cut through it. Your wrench and boy arms can't do it.

Also, How'd you get the material out?

Pockets? It would take more than a year at 5 trips out a week.

You're a fucking loser

I have no pictures but include me in screencap :^)

>>732369772
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Nice job at getting butt hurt, fucking faggot.

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>>732369772
agreed. op is lie

OP is secretly a writer trying out his stuff

>>732369102
Thank you

>>732369772
There was rods going through the concrete. Rusted af, dunno if that's what you're talking about

>>732370167
I write fanfic about V and Jews :P

#reference

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>>732370410
Can I see your Jew fanfiction somehow?

>>732370252
Didn't think u were lying till now op... I wanted to believe

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>>732370252
but how did they rust without oxygen?

>>732371123
I assume during construction they were in rain or something.

>>732370252
Wrong again.

Haha
Dork

>>732370066
Not butt hurt, just clueing in the clueless, proving I'm better than op, and stroking my ego.

I know it's fiction, I just have a higher standard of believability than this garbage.

>>732371706
Enjoy a story you nig nog

>>732371303
So builders build shit that'll just rust away like that?

Ever seen railroad tracks? They have surface rust, but don't rust through like on the thin sheet metal of cars.

You're done. Step aside ignoramus.

>>732371915
Cant. It's glaringly ignorant.

I can't get hard to this shit.

Raise the bar, queers

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Don't promise non-existent pics

>>732367215
I have an image of that. I could find it

>>732371706
Aight man. I see what you're saying. Just go into shitty stories like these knowing they're fake. It makes them more enjoyable. But if you want to call him out on the stupid shit he fucked up on, you do you. It's pretty funny watching him try to save grace, anyway.

Wanted to share a nice story. Hope those of you who wanted a nice story enjoyed. Remember the description of /b/ before you spend all day pointing out all flaws

I know this is 4chan and like everything is made up but I'm just gonna say there is no way this is real.

/b/ -
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>732373269
We can tolerate fiction, but I prefer to raise the gullibility/skepticism bar around her.

4chan is powerful. Shit like this, and all the gay, trap, bbc, and cuck shit on /b/ weakens/cheapens that power.

B+ for effort and concept OP. Tighten up the screws and come back with some good shit.

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>>732368065

CAP IS TOO BIG FOR 4chan!
http://i.imgur.com/1YGWH5h.jpg

>>732361236
PUT ME IN SCREENCAP

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>>732364518

>>732374496
Nah