>Be very good looking >Have a small dick >Remain virgin

>>732359097
>Be ugly introvert
>Fucking monster dong
God is a cruel jokester

>>732359097
That's whats stopping me to anon

>>732359097
I think you know the problem is not your dick but you being a retarded turboautist

Start talking to asian women, they want you.

>>732359097
Average looking guy with average size dick and average amount of fucks/gfs.
Life is good

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>>732359097

Nut the fuck up and screw some dumb slut. Or pay a fucking whore for those 5 minutes you're gonna last.

Sex is literally one of the least worthwhile pursuits in life. Stop caring about stupid shit and live your life.

>>732359097
Have women actually rejected you after you got naked because your penis is too small, or are you just rationalizing your shitty personality away?

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE EATING OP?!

>use to be ugly/a little fat
>to make shit worse im a introvert
>no grills mirin me
>have a srs look on my face so grillz intimidated
fast forward
>lost weight /fit fag now
>look 100x better stronger jawline, clear face, etc.
>Not really a good talker however grills mirin all the time now
>still a virgin NEET
>20

>>732359097
>Be OP
>Be a faggot

ahahahha i thought the same thing until i finally lost my virginity.

now every single girl i have been with has said my cock is really nice even though its really small. the bonus to this is they can take it up their ass without being hurt.

lose your fucking insecurity man get laid while you can. this window is fading fast. i passed up so many chances due to worrying they would reject me coz of my dick and regret all of them now. not one of them not even the biggest sluts have said anything bad or been anything but keen to suck/fuck me.

>>732359941
Too late anon. I'm almost 30. That window has long been shattered.

>>732359246
>be ugly
>small dongus
Boy, you are better than me by a long shot

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>>732359097
Some people are just flushers.

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>>732360455

>Good looking
>Big dick
>5'3"

Just do penis exercises and jelqing you fucking retards also pelvic floor muscle training.

>>732359097
Hate to break this to you, but you aren't good looking...

If you were, you wouldn't be a virgin, I don't care how small your dick is...

>Be OP
>Ugly
>Small pecker
>kek

dont do jelqing or anything fucked like that you will lose sensation and girls do not notice the 0.5" you will 'gain' in years of fucking your dick up.

Just be confident. that is all it takes. that is the only advice i can give having a small dick. be confident. be funny. be assertive.

once you get the girl into bed sex is going to happen. they are as happy as you are to have sex and just like you dont see the flaws she thinks she has cellulite etc she does not give a fuck you are an inch smaller than the last guy

>>732360765
I really am. I've come so many times to having sex. Women want me and I'm not trying to boast, but I always friendzone them before we ever come close to sex. I think in my mind, it's better I reject them with the image they have in their head of me, than it is to actually go through with it and have them be disappointed.

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>>732360533
Best part is I know people are going to say
>kek fucking asian cunt
>mfw I'm a black cunt

I'm good looking with a big penis and I get laid often. Doesn't mean I'm any happier than the rest of everyone here though

>>732360997
A micropenis that claims to be beautiful that friendzones women that want to fuck him? Even Shakespeare couldn't write a better tragedy than this.

>>732360997
>caring about a woman's satisfaction more than your own

ohhh... so you're gay. well no one here wants to help you with that OP. gtfo, faggot

>>732360997

i did the same thing man. you just need to realize you are 30 now how many years more can you afford to waste. what if its not as bad as you think? Do it. take the risk. What if she loves it? what if you make her cum harder than she ever has before? If you dont you havent lost anything.

>>732360982
Jelqing doesn't fuck your dick up, pumping your penis does.

>>732359573
Thats what a virgin would say

>>732361399
dubs of truth
Poeple overdo the jelqing and that fucks them up

>>732360997
I used to do that because I thought I was ugly, not necessarily because I thought my penis was small or anything. Its 5" and not that big around.

Eventually I friendzoned a girl who hooked me up with her slutty friend. She came onto me hard and we sexed for an hour or so. She didn't notice I came 3 times because she squirted all over.

After that, I've never had a hangup again

>>732360997
Serious question OP, How big are you?

>>732359097
So he's a smoker? Figures that's how he got some pancreatic cancer.

>>732360455
> be me
> im Amy Schumer's Dildo
> Kill me please

>>732361678
4 inches hard.

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>>732359097

Why is Gaston eating a fucking plate of caramel?

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>>732361858

>>732359097
There is no god, only Zul

>>732361858

that's bad but its not tragic man. that is enough. girls love having the entire dick in their mouth.

what you think is too small is sometimes a positive. it's weird how chicks work especially if you are really good with your mouth and fingers you can make anything work.

just fucking try it once with a girl. its like skydiving man you either sit in the plane and miss out or you take the leap. you have nothing to lose only life to gain

>>732361858
Are you fat?

>>732359097
>Be good looking
>Have big dick
>Be socially awkward
>Remain virgin for life

Why even live?

>>732362119
Ish. I have one of those bodies where it all centers around my stomach but you won't notice it in my legs, arms or face.

>>732362198

post pic. Don't believe you're handsome

>>732362825
You don't have to. It's not like I'm fishing for compliments.

>>732363133

you dont need to post pix man. the overarching message to take is go for it just once next time some girl comes onto you. what is the absolute worst that can happen? really? she fucks you and says you have a small dick. Women say everyone has a small dick because that is all they have. its like crying wolf. The fact is you fucked her.

>>732363430
No anon, the worst thing that can happen is she doesn't even bother to fuck me because she sees the size of my penis and can't be bothered to waste her time.

>>732363638

you know what man if that happens i will be more surprised than i have ever been before ever even after trump won.

its not going to happen. its all in your head. you have let it get to this stage because you have reinforced it and now you are 30. women want you. you can have all of them. they are not going to reject you. just fucking trust me man. i am 5" and was so scared the first time a chick wrapped her hand around it until she put it inside her immediately ahahaha.

what you think you have to lose has no merit because you have no frame of reference. don't waste your life especially when it's this that no one is ruining but yourself.

Most women don't care too much about dick size. I mean, sluts from bars who take a dick a night might do. But if you actually get a girl genuinely interested, she's not going to run a mile just because you're under endowed.

You're just making excuses, OP

>>732360313
stop being such a pussy, even 30 year olds can get laid. There are certainly horny virgin 20 year old girls on dating apps and such. You just gotta try them and look around a bit. you just have to romance them a bit my dude

>>732364409

just fucking go on the apps chat women up and meet up with them. women are not mythical creatures with vaginas made of gold who are scrutinizing every action. they are normal people who for the most part are just as desperate for sex as you.

>be good looking
>have big dong
kek

>>732362198
So like a pear?

>>732359097
>Okay looking but muscular so yeah
>large dick
>Too fucking spaghetti to get a girl
>Virgin for life

>>732364603
That's pretty accurate. It sucks because the first place my calories go is my stomach. The last place they leave is my stomach. So I basically have to have a fat index of 0% just to appear in shape.

>>732359518
>Start talking to asian women, they want you.
No, they don't. They want to remain in the US and live in a better house than what an Asian guy from whatever shit southern mainland Asian country they came from can provide. And your money. Why do you tards think these women _never_ look you in the eyes? They're just used to being whores and one step up the ladder from the village dog so they'll fuck you constantly at first until you're theirs by law.

>>732359740
His own dying dreams

>>732364929
Seen so many dudes go for Philippines or Thais or Puerto Ricans or other shit tier women because they convince themselves that those women are "exotic" and "want them." What's left of a shattered soul after a few years is, sad...

>>732365094
But he bangs that pink haired girl in like every episode while she bakes a cake. He's got it fucking made.

Do you need a million fucks or an eternal partner? Clearly it's the latter. Dicks don't matter.

>>732365493
>Do you need a million fucks or an eternal partner? Clearly it's the latter. Dicks don't matter.
And you will be hers, eternally, after the divorce that you get because she's fucking some dude on the side who can satisfy her "needs" after you're married.
>eternal partner
KEK