HOOKER THREAD >be me >fin a young pretty escort >call

>>732358459
Sounds gay as fuck

>>732358459
Your English is atrocious, and you're gay for liking dildos in your ass.

>>732359175
i learned english with /b/

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>>732359175
>being on 4chin
>not liking dildos in your ass

>>732358459
Was with a 52 year old hooker last week. Bad situation man. Everything sagging. Her pussy was actually cold. I asked about anal she said no her hole was too tight but I could put my finger up there. I do, start moving it all around and can feel some small shit pieces up there. I take it out and the smell of shit hits me gag. Never going to a hooker again.

>>732360678
Sick! How did you not nope-out the second you saw the old hag?

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>>732360678
>52yrs old hooker

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>>732358459
Fuck escorts and their bait and switch

I go to Tijuana and fuck model tier girls. Top hooker bars have 100+ girls, most in the 7-10 range.

About $80

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>>732362637
Plus you can get warmed up at the soap show.

Basically 2 fully naked girls rubbing shaving cream over eachother, fingering, eating eachother out, dildos...

For a $1 tip you can grab anything you want. Finger bang...

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>>732362823
Last time they pulled it this mechanical dildo contraption and started power fucking eachother.

I liked what I saw so I threw like $3 at them.

She pulled it out, handed it to me and bent over doggy so I could power fuck her.

Never thought I'd do something like this in a million years.

Can't wait for my next trip

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>>732360678
>Her pussy was actually cold

>>732362637
hong konggg

>>732363055
Hookerbro, I've been in your threads before. They were epic.

>>732362637
>>732362823
>>732363055
looks like a fun place

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>>732360678
> wants hooker
> rummages through couch
> has juuust enough for toothless Tina
> complains about quality

You're the kind of consumer every industry hates. You buy the shittiest low cost version of something and shit all over the industry when it sucks.
Get rekt in a housefire faggot.

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>>732363466
Some countries are even more fun.

>>732358459
Be me
26
In Shenzhen, PR China
>go to dinner with client at hotel
>client explains that hotel has in-house whore-house
>dial 4 for girl to room
>horny, drunk and jet-lagged I dial 4 at 2:00AM
>most beautiful women I have ever encountered knocks on door 10 min later.
>she spoke some english
>we showered together
>she gave me a massage
>amazing handjob - each time I was about to cum she managed to stop in time and let me go soft - only to do it all over again
>she rode me cowgirl
>we fucked doggy twice
>after two hours she left
>get billed for "haircut" on hotel bill - about $60
>add it to my expense report
>Dell paid for me to get laid.

>>732364276
Jesus it makes me sad that China is such a beautiful country. Stupid America, where we lock up the whores and johns.

>>732364276
Well.. You did get some trim.

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>>732363466
>>732363466
Hell yeah, had been to US strip clubs and always end felt like they were shit

Cover charge, expensive drinks, limited touching, $20+ lap dances.

This place, no cover, moderately cheap drinks, walk up to any girl with$1 and grab some tits or ass, plus if you see one you like you can fuck them in the hotel above the club.

>>732364669
>China is such a beautiful country.
I can tell you have never been to China

>>732364763
Is this also TJ? I haven't been to a strip club in the US since I was a kid. I've fucked a few hookers, though. Strippers are jaded as fuck and the worst gold diggers and manipulators. At least with a hooker you know the outcome.

>>732364831
LOL yeah, true. Let me keep my fantasy, damnit!

>>732364669
You've never been to China have you?
Absolute shit hole by all standards and definitions, but hey the hookers are cheap.

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>>732364276

>>732365128
Answered that in the previous post.

>>732365128
It's a big country

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>>732364763
this place has lap dances too but they aren't worth the money.

Instead you buy an $8 drink and she will sit with you. Based on the girl you can get handsy and she will with you as well.

Grab tits, finger, crank yanks... All for the cost of one over priced drink.

Good way to feel them out and see if you think they would be fun upstairs.

>>732365210
Why yes, yes it is

>>732365190
Thanks spunky

Jeezus, how many STDs you guys catch afterwards?

>>732365069
Yes, the hotel above the most popular strip club.

I won't go to US clubs but will drive down and spend a weekend of debautery in these clubs. The biggest ones are 24/7

>>732365404
I can advise you as a md, use condoms and pray

>>732364276
>>we fucked doggy twice

Poor dog.

>>732365429
Never been to the west coast, I'm from VA. TJ's still got a reputation in the states (at least in popular media) as a free-for-all. I'd be too damn chicken to play down there. But I guess it's no more or less risky than fucking a hooker here stateside with all the needleheads floating around.

>>732365654
Keked

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>>732365259
Plus, if your a poor/cheap motherfucker you and get you $1 gropes in the club and then go outside and grab one of the street hookers for 200 peso. That's like $10.

Not as hot as the girls in the bars by some are pretty fucking hot and less than a moderate dinner in Orange County

Been in Thailand in feb. Best 10 days in my life. I want to visit it again but that will happen next year.

Creampied a 19 yo asian at lunch yesterday. Shit was cash.

> be travel photographer
> travel to an undisclosed country
> you know what kind
> be in the right kind of area for this
> approached by mama san
> offered virgin for a few hundred
> a little haggling.. get a prepubescent
> have her all day
> mfw it's a two week vacation

It's the most money some of these families will see in their lives.
I'm doing a service distributing wealth.

>>732365660
Environment wise, I feel less sketched out in many places in LA. keep eyes open and don't get too drunk and you'll be fine

Hooker wise, most are single mothers trying to make enough to support their family's. Not like the typical drugged out degenerate in the US

This is not illegal in TJ so the hookers come from all walks of life

>>732366470
Fml bruh... Hiv , hepatits C , hepatits B... Chlamydia trachomatis,neisseria gonorrhoeae , hpv...treponema pallidum... Just use a condom and live to tell the tale

>>732360678
kek

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>>732365654
Here take my kek

>>732366417
I hit TJ for the convenience but Thailand is #1 on my list followed up by Columbia and Germany

>>732366773
That fucking creampie though. So fucking worth it.

>>732366989
amsterdam good for hookers and strip clubs?

>>732366989
this was my first trip, in bkk i ordered escort for 3 days to show me the city and fuck my whenever i wanted. Rest of holidays I spent in Pattaya which is way cheper

>>732366989
hookerbro, thoughts on owo, do you partake or?

>>732367226
No, Amsterdam relies on tourists. Hookers don't expect repeat customers and it shows in their service level. €50 for a rushed 15 min mechanical session. I heard there are brothels any that would probably be much better. Probably require some internet research to find a good one.

Amsterdam is basically a rip off tourist trap. Germany however...

>>732367702
Owo??

>>732367745
where in germany? and what about prices?

>>732367252
That is similar to my game plan. For the first few days I plan on hiring one that speaks at least decent English to be my personal travel guide, translator, and BJ alarm clock.

>>732367862
Oral without

>>732363561
I appreciate this post

I live in Germany. Still on the fence whether I want to give it a go. From what I hear most hookers here are from eastern Europe, which isn't a plus as far as I'm concerned. I don't like condoms, don't want to catch STDs and I'm wary about going to hookers in Berlin, since like 90% of gambling dens (and whorehouses, too, I guess) belongs to some Arab clans. Should I not give a fuck, should I find some Asian "massage" parlor or should I find hookers in a smaller city? Also what should I expect to pay if I don't want to regret the whole thing.

>>732367971
Germany does it the best.

All major cities have FKK Sauna clubs.

You pay about €50-80 entry for the day. You get access to the full club(sauna, hot tub, porn theater, ping pong table, full buffet...)

You check in, get a robe and locker. Then it's up to you.

All the girls are fully nude. No hidden surprises. Prices are standardized, generally $50 for 30 min with bj sex and kissing included. Can negotiate for extras.

Stay all day and fuck as much as you want.

Do some research for the best ones

>>732368226
Depends on many factors but yes, that is preferred

>>732367329
Don't get it...

>manlet?
>giant woman?
>mods?

>>732368384
Nearly all forms of organised prostitution have some sort of connection to the underworld. At the end of the day, if you aren't a complete moron, you should be fine.

>>732368103
that's good plan. But for my net trip i will stay just in Pattaya. Fuck as much as I can and do diving course
Also having preety, obedient fucktoy is best feeling ever

>>732368530
What a great idea, why aren't these clubs in every city of every country. What a dream..

>>732368737
I plan to skip bkk and go straight to Pattaya but if I'm flying halfway across the country I want to do more than fuck as many hot girls as possible. I want to see some of the non tourist parts as well. Might as well get a tour guide/ translator and in Thailand, why not ge one that will suck you off on command as well...

>>732369049
*halfway across the world

>>732368787
I agree, that being said I would probably be broke and homeless really quick if those existed around here

>>732363296
Yeah baby, HONG KONG!

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>>732369236
Have spent may enjoyable times at HK

>>732366641
>Hooker wise, most are single mothers trying to make enough to support their family's

These are the best. Desperate and worn down. I've had a few 'sugar babies' over the years, I'd catch them in their mid-twenties after life had worn theme down. Made things much easier (and cheaper).

>>732369049
that's what i did. Skydiving, scuba-diving, riding on motorbike thru te jungle, visiting the temples etc. And fucking girls at night.
Also don't fall in love in Thai girls, they just want the money. Got numbers from several girls, when I got back home all within one week asked for money for rent, sick parents/sister etc. They are lying whores

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>>732367329

>>732369360
Same with in TJ. My mother is sick, my father needs surgery... Once the see the $$$ flow they want to keep it coming.

Who was that wise man that did "you can't turn a whore into a housewife"...

>>732365404
Mongerer of 6 years here. Been with over 100 girls. Haven't had a single STI. Nothing. Not once. Don't be a dumbass, always used condoms, and don't fuck sketchy methheads and you'll be fine.

>>732369548
maybe if you will take her home with you. but thats retarded

>>732369548
>>732369360
Funny, I have like 5 girls I talk to and none of them have ever asked for money or even mentioned anything like that. Granted, they're all Eastern European, though.

>>732369890
I am talking about thai girls.

>>732370053
Yeah, could well be a cultural thing. My girls just chat and occasionally send me pics.

>>732363561
10/10 on the toothless tina bit

>>732369300
tom?

>>732367745
I somewhat agree about Amsterdam. There are some very good girls in the red light district, though. They're just harder to find. Many of them are in the smaller districts in Singel and De Pijp, but even De Wallen has a bunch.

There's a site called hookers.nl that reviews window girls, though it's all in Dutch. I'm in Amsterdam frequently enough that I've built a list of really good girls.

Basically, my advice for Amsterdam: always interview girls before you go in. Ask what you get for your money and be specific about what you want. Chat a little, gauge her reactions. If she seems impatient, or just blindly says yes to anything, or seems annoyed or overly businesslike, you'll probably have a bad time. If she seems warm and welcoming and relaxed and gives honest, reasonable answers to your questions, you'll probably have fun.

Remember, some of the locals do fuck the girls too and there are a lot of repeat tourists. Some girls so rely on regulars for their business.

>>732371297
bump for what? you waiting on something?

>>732371453
More discussion. It's an interesting thread.

>>732370589
Tom who?

>>732370957
>Basically, my advice for Amsterdam: always interview girls before you go in. Ask what you get for your money and be specific about what you want. Chat a little, gauge her reactions. If she seems impatient, or just blindly says yes to anything, or seems annoyed or overly businesslike, you'll probably have a bad time. If she seems warm and welcoming and relaxed and gives honest, reasonable answers to your questions, you'll probably have fun.


Damn it's a shame we can't do anything like that in the states, because all of the above holds true. You can do it to a certain extent by phone, but most of them want to text/kik.

>>732371741
Yeah, you probably shouldn't discuss specifics here even over kik/text, since if it's a cop, you're incriminating yourself. Most girls won't answer texts with specifics like that for the same reason.

Amsterdam, it's super chill, you just walk up to the door, they open it, you chat a bit, and if she gives you good signs, you go in, if not, you just politely decline and go try a different girl. I love the convenience and accessibility of it all.

>>732372181
Is Amsterdam expensive place to stay? Flight tickets are kinda cheap, and what can you do there beside smoking and fucking?
And every country should have convenient and easily accessible prostitution.
And anyone have any experience wih SEA beside Thailand?

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>>732370957
I don't doubt that you can have a positive experience with the window girls in Amsterdam. And the girls are fucking hot.

My opinion is the window set up makes it harder to get a good feel for how the girl will be in the room.

In a bar situation you can talk to the girls and get a better feel.

My first hooker experience was with a window girl in Antwerp Belgium.

The bar set up in TJ has led to much better times.

Pic related: the windows in Antwerp

>>732372712
Hotels are usually fairly expensive, but it depends what time of year and where you stay. I like to go early spring or early winter/late fall. Less crowded, hotels are cheaper and the weather's not too bad. I like to stay in Centrum because you're like a 10 minute walk from the main RLD in De Wallen, but it is a bit more expensive.

Tons to do. Good food, lots of museums, boat tours, great bar scene, great shopping if that's your thing, nice parks, of course the smoking and fucking, there's something for everyone, you won't get bored.

>>732373167
Yeah, the bar definitely does give you an opportunity to get to know the girls a bit better, at least in theory, as opposed to just chatting at a window for a couple minutes. You do get a feel for it, though, as you become familiar with the scene, and as you find good girls, you can ask for their info.

I haven't been ripped off in Amsterdam in years, and if I can't find any girls that don't trigger my rip off alarm, I can always go visit one of my regulars.

How is Hong Kong compered to Thailand?

>>732369686

How effective are condoms in reality? I always hear mixed opinions on effectiveness. What about getting a bbbj? You can still catch std and aids from that right?

>>732373648
What your saying makes sense. Once you get the feel of the way things work you can watch for the positive and negative ques. I don't have as much experience with the window scene, only once. A quick chat outside the window seems too short to get a good feel. That being said, even experienced mongers get burned in it bar scene from time to time.

>>732373686
Hong Kong in China or HK club in Tijuana?

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>>732368530

these places are awesome. i've been to one in dusseldorf some time ago. everything was clean and the girls looked like models. they give you comfy as fuck bathrobes to wear, the ability to shower, food included in the entry price so you can stay all day and don't have to change clothes to go out to eat

fucked 3 girls and inbetween went to the theater to watch a movie, played pool with naked ladies, went for a swim and sat at the bar getting pissed

all this for about €270 including drinks.. here at home it's €50 to fuck a b-class prostitute on a smelly matress for 15 minutes

>>732374081
Not AIDS but others like Herps and hpv

>>732374223
In China

>>732374081
They've been pretty effective for me thus far. BBBJ, I don't do that often but it's not a big risk, really. HIV can't be transmitted through saliva, so you'd only be at risk if she had a cut in her mouth, and even then, transmission rates between men and women are very, very low.

In general, blowjobs are pretty low risk. Almost everything you can get from a blowjob is curable, and herpes is almost a negligible risk unless she has visible oral herpes sores (in which case, you'd presumably not fuck her).

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>>732365654
topkek

>>732374413
>>732374343
Never been to China but heard the scene is shit, especially if you don't speak the language.

Pattaya is basically an entire city that is one big open air brothel

>>732374413
Cool thx, I've been contemplating this pricey, big ass, big titted escort but I'm terrified of aids...

>>732374162
Exactly. It's never 100% either way, you could always get burned, even if you've been doing this shit for like 20 years. Some of these girls are sharks. But if you do your research and get to know the scene, your odds of getting burned are pretty low.

>>732374627
Been in pattaya, just asking about other places with easy access to whores for foreigners

>>732374681
Just google it. Transmission rates of STIs between men and women in general are fairly low with the biggest risk factors being bacterial ones (which are curable).

As long as you're not fucking her raw, the risks are pretty minimal.

>>732374744
Agreed but in general I feel that more time to feel out the girl will likely lead to a better session.

I don't plan on traveling to a place where windows are the main option.

Then there is Germany where prices and service is standardized because Germans are meticulous like that

>>732374832
From what I have looked at Columbia is a great option. Canada has a strong escort scene but a bit pricy. German FFK's seem to be the holy grail if you got €200-300

>>732375231
Well, as you get to know some of the girls, it gets better. I have some girls I've been seeing for several years now, and it's almost like going to visit a friend at work now. Always have great times with my regulars.

Yeah, I do need to get to Germany sometime. The problem is, I can't drive (long story), and my understanding is that the FKKs are usually not so conveniently located.

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Bumping with more pics from TJ

>>732375536
Bogota or Medelin? Any more info?

>>732375909
TJ?

>>732375231
>>732375861
Oh, and I should add: Amsterdam does have a fantastic escort scene as well. It's not cheap, but there is some really spectacular talent.

Society Service is probably the best agency I've used in any country ever. They have great girls, they're very professional and discreet, and Service has always been truly top-notch.

>>732375974
Never been but from what I heard bogota has a lot of options but the altitude sucks. Med seems like the go to but the scene is spread out making it less convienent

>>732376011
Tijuana mex

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Stripper/hooker of the year show

>>732362637

>most in the 7-10 range

I had to read that twice before I understood what you meant.

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>>732376554
Soap show debautery

>>732376327
Going to Mexico is little to far away from me, sea is cheaper

>>732376638
One time I was there a group was there for a batch party.

They got the guy super wasted.

Paid the girls to pull him on stage

They stripped him down to boxers and climed all over him

Pussy in face, hands down pants...

They flipped him over and tried too shove a beer bottle up his ass

He was to ducked up to effectively stop it.

His friends were exploding with laughter.

One girl pulls out his dick and starts sucking on stage

Everyone explodes with cheers

Manager comes over and puts a stop
-guess that's the limit

Quite a scene

>>732376076
TJ has an escort scene too. Service is more standardized. Just not as thrilling to me. Here is a sample

Cumintj .com

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Anybody else have any first hand knowledge of hooker scenes in your area?

>>732377414
Well, one of the great things about Amsterdam is that it's so central. You can get Euro pornstars from Czech Republic, Russia, Romania, Hungary, wherever withoutbhaving to pay massive travel fees for them. So that's pretty nice too.

What is the best city in Germany to visit FKK Sauna club?

>>732377414
A lot of those girls are pretty... uh... not so attractive, tbh.

>>732377689
I will say that I am partial to white Eastern Europeans. I am sure if I was in Europe I would find a lot to like

Being in puritanical USA I am limited to Tijuana for a quick run. Luckily there are lots of sexy girls here but I am planning a trip to Germany.

Seems to me FFK>Windows