THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED IS OUT TO KILL

>>732345246
The last game I played was a DOS emulator version of SimFarm

The last game i player was gta San Andreas... Fuck

>>732346458
same lol we're fucked

>>732346295
You must fight yourself.
Deep.

the courier from FNV?

but wat

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Was playing Witcher 3 this morning. Yep, I'm fucked against Geralt of Rivia

>>732345246
Fallout 4... goddamn it.

Factorio....umm...hmmmm...

>>732345246

Fully upgraded Adam Jenson.

Soooo fucked

>>732347212
I wonder what kind of problem that would be

>>732345246

the girl from portal

i think im good

i played a strategy game so does that mean the entire glorious Soviet Union is after me?

Me from Guitar Hero Live.

I give myself 50/50

>>732347019

Nah, quen can only stop so much 556

The flower petals from flower

>>732345246
I just finished God Of War 3 again earlier, kek

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>>732345246
Welp looks like im getting killed by bayonetta

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Red Orchestra 2 Rising Storm.
I doubt a Japanese sniper would get far in my nogun country without being arrested so I'd be mostly fine.

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Pretty fucked, Finished Full Throttle remastered yesterday. Not played it in years.

>>732345246
Alex Hunter - not very.

Me, in Football Manager 2017. I've never been in a fight in my life. We'll both be fine.

Welll I just played dishonored 2 so I guess I'm fucked. If Emily or corvo want me dead I'm dead.

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>>732345246

I think I'll be fine

Civilization revolution doesn't really have a main character...

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>>732345246
Fully upgraded Dante on the highest difficulty of Devil may cry 3...
Nice knowing you guys

Fuck me last game I played was full tank sion in LoL

>killing myself

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Pretty fucked

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>>732345246
Well, I guess that's it then.
Nice knowing you guys.

>>732347586
This game had the best cutscenes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc2VLaoQMb8

>>732345246
Ghost Recon Wildlands

I'm ded

>>732347581

Nah mat, you're entire team will come to kill ya
>>732347485

Luck Bastard >>732347380

Whomever the leader is at the time >>732347371

Easy to kill sumone with a portal gun

Recon soldier from battlefield 2142. I'm fucked but the world will gain from his technology.

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>>732347689

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP6ods0GoHY

This one made me burst out laughing

My pyromancer character from Dark souls 3.... do you think I can handle him?

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>>732347661
Goodbye...

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>>732345246
I'm fucked.

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I can't put into words how fucked I am.

>>732348002
Ditto

>>732345246
Jumpy kill man from AC1

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>>732345246
Shit

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>>732348209
Hey don't worry anon it'll probably break down before it gets to you.

The last game I played was minesweeper. What does this mean?

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>>732348296

This guy will be after you

>>732345246
mass effect andromeda
i think i will be fine for the next 600 years

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>>732348296
you're already dead

>>732345246
The Hunter from bloodborne so pretty fucked

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Heroes III, some beefed up hero with hundreds of titans and angels, i'm pretty fucked

>>732348387
fucked []
not fucked [ ]

>>732347401
Heh, won't need quen after you shoot yourself in the head

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Last game I played was War Thunder, in a german plane, so I'm probably fucked.

I played Sniper Elite 3, I'm completely fu-

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>League of legends
>before that Dirt Rally

Uh I go went with Amumu so I guess I'm getting hunted by a 50cm undead emo-mummy...

Could be worse I guess, I bet I could talk him out of it.

>>732348261
Kek, actually I first remembered I played the mighty stalinium-covered IS-2

>>732348002
Welcome to the club

Junior Dos Santos - UFC 2. Eh. Could be much much worse.

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shit

>>732348643
Looks like Geralt is gonna be busy today

>>732348459
Even if I somehow managed to kill him he gets unlimited retries until he gets me

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>>732347485
>>732348001
I wouldn't mind dying by either of these two

>>732345246
>Monkey Island
Guybrush attempts to insult sword duel. I throw a rock at him. He whines for a few minutes. I punch him in the gob. He goes off to look for something to make an arcane rock-throwing-back contraption.

It'll go back and forth for a couple years before he gets bored.

Tommy Vercetti oh shit

>>732348705
level stamina and don't stop running anon

>>732348077
checked
also you're fucked anon

>>732348775
Best character name ever tbh, haven't played one since the mid 90's though

>>732345246
My own OP M&B warband character, I am FUCKED

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The only thing killing me in this is the resolution.

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>>732348954

Well played...

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>Played HOI4

The state of Albania, Albania itself is coming to kill me.

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>>732345246
Im pretty fucked
i ve been playing hitman

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Pretty fucked.

>>732345246
>Horizon Zero Dawn
Good News: She can't kill me.
Bad News: Because I'll be long dead by that point in the future.

>>732349083
Don't worry, Square Enix have killed of the franchise for you

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
I'm gonna get my head smashed in with a frying pan.

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heh, i'm okay

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IMPOSSIBRUUU

>>732349275
No, no. You're still significantly fucking dead.
It'll just look derpy while it happens.

Plus, imagine that exact face being the last thing you ever see before the fade to black.

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>>732349177
Pretty shitty the last hitman

>>732345246
>>>/9gag/

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>>732349275
idk anon, even if she is autistic she has a futuristic space gun, you're probably still pretty fucked

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I don't know If I'd actually die
> Antichamber

>>732345246
The Doom Slayer is out to get me

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Iron Fist in Marvel Heroes. I'm not a villain or anything, might be able to talk some reason into Danny. I'm certainly dead if not, though.

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RUH ROH

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Batman doesn't kill civilians.

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I'm fine

>>732349565
I mean... It'd be slow and most likely due to being imprisoned in a cube made up of smaller blocks.

Does committing homicide count as a philosophical question?
Can we make it a trolley problem?

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fml

>>732349814
ngl keked

>>732345246
Last game I played was Lord of the rings online

Sauron is after me, pretty fucked then

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ill be fine

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is it possible to die whilst maintaining an erection?

>>732350243
I reckon it probably is

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>Scott pilgrim

Well that shouldn't be a problem.

>>732350243
I'm pretty sure death by arrows is pretty fucking painful. Doubt you'd be erect.

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MGS5. Snake is gonna kill me.

>>732345246
Ark survival evolved

>>732349835
Everything can be reduced to a philosophical question.

If I was to be trapped by these blocks, are the blocks real, or only a projection of a story told by others.
If someone has the power to place these blocks, do I posses the power to remove them?

Caesar from civ 5

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>>732347510
That is a title I have not read in a long time.

>>732345246
Republic Commando... guess Delta 38 is coming for my ass.

Guess I am fighting the dragonborn again....

Damn it. I played hitman. Least I won't see his destro bald ass head coming.

>>732350523
Just shiv him

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Well...

Gordon freeman.
Fuck.

>>732345246
Master Chief won't kill me.

Eh's a pretty cool guy.

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I might be fucked
>insurgency

>>732350685
the man who single handedly took on entire squads of US special forces and an inter-dimensional alien empire, and survived. u fucked anon

>>732345246
Shovel Knight, feels good to know I'm safe

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Oh god.

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Oh SHI -

>>732347019
i was playing the witcher 1 last night lets team up

>>732350760
depends anon are you white

>>732345246
does SMITE have a main character? the last guy i played as was bakasura though.

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for all i know they could aiming righ-

Morgan Yu.

Coming from Talos1 to get me. I'm so fucked.

>>732345246
Who is the mc of battlefront 2?

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>>732345246
Big boss

>FUCK WHY GOD!

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finna get banzai'd

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I'm okay with this

>>732345246
Level 13 Barbarian Troll in ADOM.

Pretty sure I'm fucked but I was doomed and cursed so there's a chance.

>>732350473

Remember Snake, this is a killing anon mission

>>732345246
I played Tetris, am I fucked? Who is the main guy?

>>732345246
ARTYOM PLS! I HAVE MILITARY GRADE BOOLETS

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No worries. Shit RNG is shit.

>>732350494
Not without the gun, you can't. Didn't you play the game?

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just played as one of these lovely boys in Day of Infamy, finna get my ass bren gunned

>>732345246
The last game I played was Robocraft, where you build robots and pilot them in a battle Arena. So I'm under attack by a hovering, laser shooting robot that can teleport hundreds of meters instantly.

Yeah I'm fucked

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>>732345246
Fuck.

>>732345246
An elven hunter killer is after me. Nice knowing ya.

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Not gonna make it

>>732351093

But he doesn't kill...

>>732351058
I got to the red gun before I formatted my pc,
Now playing again with blue gun

>>732351131
But he does cripple.

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>>732351131
think again

>>732351206
No gun = no manipulation.

>>732345246
level 1 morrowind character- i'll be fine

>>732345246
Last game I played was GOW: Chains of Olympus. So very fucked man, very, very fucked.

>>732351128
That's not a playable character m8

>>732351131
yeah but if he would id be super fucked

>>732351356
>>732351252

FIFA 17.

Marco Reus is on the cover would that be the "main character?"

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Shit..

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Bout to be chomped on and thrown around like a fuckin pig.

>>732351131
your mum fuck off

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What a time to be alive

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>>732351344
Main Character vs. Playable bro either way i'm still fucked

>>732350685
Hello crowbar my old friend

>>732351490
ISN'T THAT THE GUY FROM THAT GAME WHICH THAT GUY WITH THE MUSTACHE SPEEDRUNNED, AND THEN THERE WAS THAT GUY BESIDE HIM DOING REALLY CRINGY AUTISTIC COMMENTARY ON THE SPEEDRUN AND THEN THE MOUSTACHE GUY TOLD HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP??

>>732350473
Maybe he'll just Fulton you

>>732351436

Not even Big Boss, you're fine.

>>732345246
Protagonist from persona 5.

...am I fucked? I honestly don't know

>>732351615
Yes

>>732351615
Yes.

>>732351615
Yes..

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>>732351615
>>732351657
>>732351668

>>732351615
>>732351657
>>732351668
>>732351721

Lol wut? Where can i find this video?

>>732345246
Frenzy Barbarian playing Torment II in Diablo III so I'm fucked I guess

>>732345246
>Fallout 4

I'm safe, given the competency of most fallout players.

>>732351818
prepare for kek anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM

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I will be all good

>>732347680
DUDE YOU AND I ARE FUCKED

>>732345246
>Guild Wars W/Mo
He will find me and kill me, and nothing can stop him.

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>>732350981
>>732350981
He could at least Fulton me back to base.

My slutty, level 8 alt account ERP character on Champions Online. At worst she might futa dick me.

>>732345246

A naked dude holding a rock and a torch.

I think while that's very scary I have a 50/50 chance.

>>732350818
yeah

>>732351991
bring back a nig, get sent to the brig

>>732348708
faggot underage b&

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Well

>>732349507
the scope hahahha

>>732352023
Dude, I would not want to fight a Rust survivor in person, not even a nekkid.

>>732351629
Let's hope so. I'll be volunteering in Quiet's Showers Appreciation Club.

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>>732351865

Fucking wow, that was almost unbearable to watch. Still KEKd

>>732352305
its a stange mix of kek and cringe anon, i know the feeling

>>732345246
Dwarf Fortress.....
It was inevitable. It is terrible.

Dex build scythe wielder from dark souls III

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>>732351865

Random question has anyone been to one of these speed running events? They look cringy af