Storytime you sick fucks Have any of you degenerate shits, ever

Sounds like a good story, you may proceed heh

>>732340535
Agreed please continue.

>Self-destructed by the will of Allah
Please, continue

>>732340366
pls

>>732340366
You're trying too hard..

But continue still

This is going to have a shit ending and op is being a fag by purposefully writing like a tard.

>>732340366
Similar story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzzdfn-KSNg

>>732340366
Continue faggot.

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>>732340366
Cont:

>Every single soul in class are crossing their fingers
>hoping for something good that will bring the gremlin beast to an end
>The flashdrive is almost fully packed 9/10gb used up
>There’s a single folder on the flashdrive
>named “homework”
>yeahright.jpg
>It’s fucking secured with a password
>fuck
>My friend writes in “Lola”
>The name of the sexy bunny from spacejam
>Because the gremlin has stickers of her on his notebook
>it fucking works
>we’rein.gif
>There are literally thousands of pictures of furryporn drawing of the spacejam bunny
>the whole class stunned by disgust and laughter
>There’s a new folder
>"Cute girls”
>yeah click that shit
>The class goes silent
>My friends opens it as a slideshow
>It’s faces of almost every girl in class poorly photoshopped on to beastiality porn and hentai
>The slideshow just continuing on the big screen in class
>Where one twisted badly shopped image fades into the next
>My sides
>A girl fucking pukes on the floor
>Another starts crying
>As they see themselves being fucked by Dogs and anime parasites on the big screen
>By this time the class is going apeshit
>rablerablerable.mp3
>The gremlin reenters with a teacher
>His face when he sees the slideshow

>>732341409
Scary shit.

>>732342110

guy sounds like a hero, and like you are a normie chad bully who gets sexual gratification from humiliating other human beings

>>732342250
pretty much, fuck, no wonder americans are the stupidest country on the planet, they don't even want to turn in their homework

>>732342250
Sounds like an hero

>>732342250
This

>>732342250
Kinda have to agree with this.

>>732342110
You sound insecure as fuck, breh.

>>732342383
I was a fucking nerd in school and I'm pretty sure even I would beat you up.

Having a sook because you can't turn in your homework (Which only faggots do anyway) is the most cuck thing ever.

>>732342110
GOLD
O
L
D

>>732342110
what happened next?

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>>732342110
>The girls in class that’s throwing shit at him and shouting
>”you fucking disgusting perverted pig”
>Can’t blame them
>I would feel raped if I was in a slideshow like that
>The teacher fucking panics
>Rushes to the front of the class and clenches her claws in my friends neck
>Half the class trying to calm down the teacher the explain the situation to her
>other half fucking ganging up on the gremlin
>I’ve never seen so much shit hit the fan so hard
>The teacher violently pulls the plug on the computer
>One of the girls finally get trough to the teacher with what was going down
>the teacher stunned and fueled with disgust
>Looks at the gremlin like she’s sauron and the gremlin has the ring
>Let’s go of my friend and fucking goes for the gremlin
>The gremlin literally fucking hissing at people
>fucking animal
>The teacher tells the whole class to sit the fuck down
>She drags the gremlin out of class
>Silence.mp3

>We never saw the gremlin again
>Whole class had to go to counseling together
>Fucking worth it

>>732342110
Fuck these other pussbags having a QQ, post moar, faggot.

>>732342862

hopefully a school shooting

>>732342608
I had done my homework, we would just rather have an extended break.

>>732342608
>Having a sook because you can't turn in your homework (Which only faggots do anyway) is the most cuck thing ever.
Liberal education as its' finest.

In 5 or so years you'll be a prime representative of retarded fucks like ANTIFA, BLM and Occupy TooLazyToJob.

>>732342910
moar

>>732343094
QQ more.

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>>732342910
>whole class
>counseling
Fucking cucked children. Can't wait to see what you grow up to be.

>mfw its my generation

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>>732340366
> over a decade ago
> age of Limewire etc.
> download tons of stuff
> inadvertently download cp
> curious.. so I watch it
> guilty fap
> decide to delete it
> motherfucker was cached in my video player still
> dumbass me didn't know about "recent files" tab
> gf is over using the computer
> opens tab
> "wtf? What kind of sicko are you!?)
> I'm sipping my morning coffee "what?"
> she opens the file
> *aweshitnigga.. Whyisthatplaying!?*
> huge but brief fight
> single now
> go to river and huck laptop into the depths
> never use Limewire again

That's how being curious almost fubar'd my life. CP.. Not even once.

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>>732343285
He says, forgetting all these groups are street fodder for the alt-right.

>>732343334
More. More.

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>>732342910
>>Looks at the gremlin like she’s sauron and the gremlin has the ring

Regardless of the authenticity of your tale, this line is fucking beautiful.

> find gremlin
> create more tales of his glory

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>>732343309
kek i remember accidentally downloading CP all the fucking time when i were like 12.

Mfw my entire school routinely used limewire and by extension almost certainly accidentally downloaded CP also.

>>732343309

almost exactly the same story here, except my GF told me she was 'into that sort of thing also' and wanted me to treat her like she was a little girl in bed

its called 'ageplay'

got really awkward when she started pointing out kids to me in public

>tfw inadvertently outed your gf as a female pedo, when you werent even really into that shit at all

we broke up, I shoulda put a bullet in her skull before she hurt some kids, but I lost touch with her

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>>732343646
That shit was everywhere at the time.
Any file trading software had it.
There were even surface web sites hosting it. Click enough "teen porn" links and boom! Pages of CP. Wild fucking west of the information age.

>>732343814
I'm not sure if I'm happy or glad I was too fucking poor to have the internet til like 8 years ago.

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>>732342910
>The counseling was cool, because we got instead of some classes
>we quickly convinced our teacher and the school that we could talk it out on our own
>Class Counseling became a chill time with movies and people would take turns on bringing cake
>We’ve become the most unified class at school
>Suddenly everybody in class got along
>We even had a ritual burning of the gremlins chair and desk, which we sneaked out of school and burned on a nearby beach
>It was beautiful
>My friend more than me was credited as a hero for bringing the gremlin to an end
>by showing the public his true nature
>Mfw a perverted gremlins pronstash brought peace and harmony to my class

>>732343814

I dunno what circles you roam, but there is a shit ton of cp on the clearnet these days too, in exactly the way you describe.

Once you get off the beaten path of super popular sites and into anything connected to eastern europe/rus you run the risk of encounter a CP cache.

A ton of the other chans struggle with CP spamming russian/fbi bots too. Pretty fucking desensitized to child vaginas at this point, which is something I even hate to think about.

>oh look, ANOTHER naked kid being spammed all over my chan

I fucking hate these bots.

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>>732344142
> desensitized to child vaginas at this point

Top fucking Kek

>>732344106

>lol hey guys remember that time we bullied a retarded kid until he had a mental breakdown and had to be institutionalized?
>lolyeah good times :)

This is why I smile whenever I hear about a school shooting. Because I know that a bunch of little shitheads like you died screaming, with their guts splattered across the carpet.

>>732343922
Gold years /b/ro

> little filter on search engines
> no ads on jewtube
> memes weren't forced

I miss it.

>>732344384
You have morals, fag. Try bullying the retarded kid sometimes, it's actually really enjoyable

This is good thread. Bump for moar. May contribute later when I have time.

>>732343309
had similar incident happen when i was like 13 (in my 30's now), curiosity got to me and i was hooked ever since.

>friend is over
>using my computer
>says let me show you how we can edit pictures or something.
>says to himself lets just open one of these random photos from recent
>mfw a really bad photo pops open
>i rush to close it
>too late
>play stupid like "well that was weird how'd that get there"
>close it and i guess over time he just shrugs it off
>still one of my closest friends.
>I'm now extra careful about these things.

>>732344487
Everyone has morals; yours might differ, but they are there, and its part of what has kept our species alive.

>>732343814
those where the days, they even took credit cards.

bullying the retarded kid is like the modern equivalent to natural selection and keeping the gene pool healthy

>>732342910
Beautiful. Truly a tale worthy of my time.

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This is a test:
> how many of you get this reference pic?

That set.. Got caught.

>>732344487
Did.... Did you just accuse some1 who said they enjoyed watching schoolshootings of having morals ?

>be 15 yr old me
>freshman in high school
>Pretty quiet
>One day in history get bullied by Portuguese fag from middle school who I hit in the face with binder
>No teacher yet
>Tell him to fuck off
>Start to get annoyed
>"Dude can you leave me alone before I hit you in the face with my binder again?"
>"uh, anon, can you stop being a faggot?"
>Wow. Talk about a lame insult.
>Alrighty.jpg
>Grab his desk
>Flip it over
>huge history textbook falls out and hits him square in the nuts
>He screams like a little virgin girl getting her cherry stabbed
>Entire class freaks out
>"WTF ANON UR SO UNCOOL"
>"Dont fuck with me then and it wouldn"t happen. I could have done worse."
>Entire high school year go through untouched because I fit the generic school shooter look without the autistic minecraft or mlp stickers and trenchcoat

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>>732344106
>>732342250
>>732342383
>>732342535
>>732342567
>>732342608
>>732343094
Ok.
You guys seem to symphatize with the gremlin, probably because so many of you relate to him

Then let me onfold upon yee the Gremlin prequels:

>be around 12
>I was new in class
>The only seat that was left in class was next to the gremlin
>Try to introduce myself to him
>I thought he might be alright
>don’t judge a book by it’s acne riddled face
>He looks at me and barries his finger in his nose and pulls out a long ass bugger
>It looks like he’s doing that clown trick where they keep pulling more and more cloth out of their sleve
>Instead it was just a bugger
>We wipes it of on my desk
>Not as disgusted as i should be, I was more curious now actually
>Maybe it’s a joke
>Maybe he’s the class clown
>I fake laugh it off
>I give him a compliment on his Zelda tshirt
>I also love the games I tell the gremlin with a smile
>”ZELDA IS THE PRINCESS YOU I-I-IDIOT” the words leave his drooling mouth
>I didn’t say anything about that shit
>I just told him I loved the game

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>>732345456
We had a version of gremlin too.
I sympathise.

>>732345456
HE SYMPATHIZES WITH HIM BECAUSE IT IS HIM.

GREMLIN ALERT!!!!!! WE'VE BEEN BREACHED!!!!

>>732345675
GREMLIN TRACKED OP DOWN WE'RE FUCKED

Got busted yanking it at a party on to a dudes pillow I didn't like

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>>732345725
Fuck out of here edgelord

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>>732345332
holy fuck delet dis naow

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>>732346603
Why?