g'morning anon. hope you slept well tell me why you will

Because im not a fag that spams needless porn in every suicide discussion thread

Why do you do it? It has nothing to do with the discussion

>>732336097
name?

still working on that one. ive got surgery today

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>>732336174
g'morning.
>>732336388
Donald Trump
>>732336519
g'luck. hope ur surgery goes ok.

>>732336563
im hoping the aenesthesia kills me but thanks man

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>>732336727
no problem. see you on the other side. what you having surgery for ?

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>>732337059
they have to remove my fist from your mom's asshole

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>>732336097
I will not kill myself until we complete the western revolution, Equality for humans. We focus on maintaining our planet. Second put funding into developing shuttles for asteroid mining.
Farm asteroids, continue collection resources and new metals. use new tech to get off of earth, exploring and travel to another planet or artificial ozone area safely.
It all seems crazy, but it's a dream dont shit on something that could be. We are slaves currently but if we see the connections in us we may just come together for the future of our species.
I'll close with this, if actions are taken, we may Reach a goal of having a common ground. The nazis, were close, but far. we NEED alll peoples on board. No racism, as we are all human, we need to work together to further Humans. we need a Utopian society. We will become limitless, Dream, Imagine my /b/rothers

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>>732337224
damn. i talk to my mom, last night she didn't say she was having surgery today.
that's unfortunate she had a fist stuck in her butt.
good luck to the both of you.

>>732336097
Ass fucking my GF tonight. That'll keep me going...

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>>732337346
nice. does your gf usually enjoy that?>>732337319
great ideals, but unlikely to happen. society is fucked.

>>732337441
Yeah, she does. Fridays are ass days at our place...

>>732336097
Because its past 3pm and I need sleep will think bout it some other time

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>>732337537
have a good nap, anon.

Can't suck dick if I'm dead. You retard

>>732337059
i shattered my ankle. fuck the other anon.

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>>732338637
why would anyone want to do that ?
>>732338686
how'd u do that ?

>>732338904
I didn't want to. I needed to and it just happened.

>>732338904
Dropped a couch on it while moving

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>>732338961
why would anyone need to do that ?

>>732336097
gotta get that fucking rank 60 in Chivalry nigga

>>732336097
I'm always gonna want to get drunk one more time

>>732339033
Because sometimes you just gotta suck some dick to get over shit

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>>732339015
damn that sucks.
>>732339037
in what game?
>>732339111
nice trips.
>>732339251
so dick sucking is the answer ?

>>732338904
That's from a movie or porn?

>>732339385
>in what game?
chivalry : medieval warfare

>>732339385
Yes, obviously. Getting a divorce? Suck some dick. Car insurance increased because of car accident? suck some dick. Your son just told you he is gay? Just suck some dick and you will understand why. See? Just suck some dick. Ez like the easy button.

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>>732339397
who knows
>>732339437
oh ok.
>>732339546
wow.
is there any other way to solve life's problems other than dick sucking ?

>>732340330
Highly doubt it. If you can't solve it by sucking dick than there is no problem to begin with. Ez pz

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>>732340673
but i've never sucked a dick, yet i'm relatively problem free. how can that be ?

>>732340898
You answered yourself... Relatively problem free, you claim a lack of issues, hence the lack of desire/need to suck dick. You're just too young anon. Grow up and get some real problems like an adult. Momma not buying you lunchables so u can be cool isn't enough.

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>>732341334
can you just suck any old dick to solve your problems, or does only certain/special dicks solve your problems? What if I could suck my own dick, could I solve all my own problems ?

>>732341748
No.
Yes.
No.

Sucking your own dick is dangerous it creates a loop of unsatisfaction from satisfying yourself too well. It's a common mistake, the right practice is to suck as much as you can until the right special dick comes a long. Everyone is different but practically all the same in the sense there is a perfect size designed for your throat. Explore young one. Suck all the dicks. Suck all the sins away.

>>732336097
Same thread.
Every day.

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>>732342100
i'll take your word for it.
I don't think i'm ready for the level of enlightenment that dick sucking would bring me.
but thanks for giving me the answer to life.
>>732342217
how are u anon?

>>732342918
Ya no problem. You don't gotta wait and be afraid just suck a dick. It won't bite, but maybe you will.

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>>732336097
Because I'm starting with a new therapist today. Might do it later

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>>732343362
hope u like your new therapist.

>>732336097
cuz i worked this morning and a an appoitement with my osteopath. and i'm alone at home this weekend.

>>732336097
because i might start horomones today

for science

>>732344486
you might?

anyway congrats

>>732336097
i dont think my parents could get over it

>>732344605
today is my first appointment so itll prolly just be blood tests but there is a possibility of starting today

I have work tonight.

'Cause even though the love of my life dumped me and is already dating someone new I'm also dating again and slowly healing. I want her back every day and would drop everything in a heartbeat.

The irrational part of me hopes that she dates losers, deadbeats and drug addicts (given the area it's slim pickings). I want to die every day. It's been a year and a half.

There is a new FIFA 17 SBC to do. So.

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>>732336097
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Today is a good day for somebody else to die.

>>732344977
Move on cuck, shes mine now

>>732344767
oh ok, good luck

Because I don't care about women, I am liberated in a way that people can only dream of, imagine needing nothing but yourself to live a life of happiness.

>>732336097
I have finals for literature today. I really really want to turn in my paper on The Dead, so killing myself would be a real debbie downer.
Oh dam, I also gotta drive back home and cook for my brothers as a mothers day gift to me ma.

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>>732346756
good luck on your finals.

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>>732336097
Hey OP. Don't know if you remember me from awhile back. Was thinking of offing myself if I didn't get into law school.

Turns out I got into every school I applied to, including Harvard and even Yale. Was super surprised, but shit is all good now. Life is looking up now.

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>>732347488
all that, plus you got dubs.
Congrats bro. I hope you become a rich upper class lawyer.
Invite me to the yacht parties.
fuck many bitches

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>>732344977
How do you feel knowing that you weren't good enough and she was fucking someone else months before she told you. This weekend she will be doing this >>732342918 to successful men like me because we aren't useless cucks like yourself. This turns her on so she allows us to put our cocks in her mouth while she sucks the cum out and swallows it.

>>732347488
>thinking college matters
Awww thats sweet. Now you can be a beta that gets cucked on the regular...with a degree.

I have shit to do

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>>732348743
like what ?

>>732336097
Because I want to get fucked by a man with a pair of manly low-hanging testicles too. No homo

>>732336097
i have a job, unlike you

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I just want some soup

>>732347562

How come asa's legs always look so funny

>>732338904
Sauce?

>>732336097

Can we get sauce plz

>>732347562
Thanks, man! Super happy about it.

>>732348711
Lol. You'll grow up one day. Degrees very often matter. Sometimes they don't, but most of the time they do. If you think a degree from Yale Law School doesn't matter, then you don't really know anything. This isn't a meme studies degree from Southwestern Kansas State.

>>732349612

Because she's built weird

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>>732349291
Kek

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>>732349339
i work as well.
>>732349291
that's homo.
>>732349612
like ha ha, funny ?

>>732349661
Looks like Layla London

>>732349619
>>732339397
Porn. If I recall correctly, that bitch used to do a lot of scenes with Jay Smooth. I just can't remember her name right now. That is if she was who I thought she is.

>>732347562
>mfw london keyes was my first fap
>mfw attracted to nothing but thicc/chubby oriental poon from that point on

>>732336097
too much work to do

>>732339397
>>732349619
>>732350163
Lucky Hiker starring Arwen Gold from X-Angels.

>>732337059
Cant remember this bitchs name..

>>732336097
Got too much to live for.
There's video games I need to play, porn I need to masturbate to, and comics I need to bitch about.
My life pretty much rocks.

>>732350855
Thank You

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>>732350954
what video game are you playing currently ?

>>732337441
more of her?

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>>732336174
Dude, its the jews normalizing suicide, yet they are so out of touch that they don realize ppl become heroes instead of doing.

Kill the Zionists who created Christianity to hide jesus actions


Jesus challenged their presumption and their
power in His day and He seriously interfered with
their graft when He drove the money changers- out
of the temple in Jerusalem. That act summed up
His entire career He was an indignant, earnest
reformer. The Sanhedrin had reached the lowest
depth of corruption. The murder of Jesus ended
its criminal reign for a time. The Jews as a
mass did not understand what was happening;
they had been misled by the Sanhedrin and the
rabbis. The Sanhedrin consisted of seventy men

who ruled civil affairs. They had previously ruled
criminal affairs which power was taken from them
by the Roman government. There was also an-
other Sanhedrin consisting of twenty men, who
ruled religious affairs.- Jesus fought both of them.
Why did the Sanhedrin frame Jesus? Because
he advocated the law of God and Moses, the law
of limitation, which Moses wrote in the old testa-
ment (Leviticus chapter 25). Jesus wanted excessive
private fortunes limited by law in order to save
civilization from collapse.

Why did the Sanhedrin frame Jesus? Because
he advocated the law of God and Moses, the law
of limitation, which Moses wrote in the old testa-
ment (Leviticus chapter 25). Jesus wanted excessive
private fortunes limited by law in order to save
civilization from collapse.

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>>732352658
also the jews killed jesus.

>>732336097
Every time I come to this board, this stupid fucking subliminal messaging post pops up, EVERY GODDAMN TIME! Fucking end it you shitstain, nobody is falling for your garbage.

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>>732353740
nice to see you again anon.
i hope you are well.

>>732336388
Since op is being a faggot

I think it's layla London

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>>732355346
i apologize for the faggotry.

>>732353589
Sauce

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>>732355800
nice dubs.
wish i could help you.

>>732355855
fak me dead tiffany is top 3

>>732355800
The nigress name is skin diamond idk the other one can't get a good look at face

>>732350935
Do you even watch porn?
Fucking normans...

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>>732357005
is it acne scarface chipmunk?

>>732357274
and nigger faggots think this is top tier kek

I just wanna see what happens

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>>732336097
Because I know if I blow my brains out..it won't kill me..and I'll lash out screaming shoot me motherfucker kill me and nobody will listen. They'll just call an ambulance and I'll have to live the rest of my life looking like a mutilated vegetable with ass skin on my face. So I guess I'm just stuck here for awhile

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>>732358147
i hope it's something wonderful.
>>732358188
damn, yeah that sounds bad.

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>>732336097
>0730 woke up and played video games
>0930 wife wakes up, get laid
>0934 pft I mean two hours later take shower.
>1100 get on 4chan
>1200 wife goes to work and I go clean my car
>1400 Meet up with friend at a good restaurant and drink.

Anhero another day.

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>>732359231
great start of the day, anon.

>>732336097
cause drugs are fun

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Cause I'm currently living in a $1.2m mansion in south Florida, I'm fit, beautiful and bitches love me.

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>>732358188

Guy at my work just killed himself last night while there.

I work on the docks in vancouver, He climbed to the top of a crane and then took his leap of faith... Sure worked for him

>>732344737
Same

>>732359900
That looks like the Sims or something..what are they doing?

>>732359900
I couldn't jump unless I really wanted to die, so maybe I'm kidding myself. But I really want to die. Ah well

>>732360188
Yeah I feel guilty to kill myself too

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>>732359743
what kind of drugs?
>>732359832
thats a great way to be anon. how did you get there ?

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>>732336097
Cause its magic night

>>732360394
source?

>>732360394
mainly weed, coke on the occasion

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>>732360394
Moved back in with my mom and her new husband to get back on my feet lol, no shame

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>>732360522
dont know but nice dubs
>>732360562
any hallucinogens ?
whats coke like?
>>732360593
gotta do what u gotta do anon. no shame.

>>732360658
NOS has made me see stuff before but other than that no, and coke makes you feel like you got a shit ton of energy and just happy in general

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>>732360890
well i can see how that can be addictive.
how do avoid become an addicted coke head ?

>>732361260
i never really suffered from the come down too hard so i just make sure not to do it too much and tell myself no pretty much

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>>732361551
thats cool you have self control.
i wanna try LSD or Mushrooms one day.

>>732361700
yeh, i wanna try everything really, aslong as i dont have to inject it fuck that shit

I don't own a shotgun and I'm not taking a chance on anything else. I kinda wanna be in the hospital anyways

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>>732361809
you ever fucked on coke?
if so how is that?

>>732361971
no, i reckon it would be fun though

>>732337319
this

>>732355800
>>732355855
>>732356300

Three dubs in a row - sweeeeeet!

>trubs

>>732361971
I know fucking on LSD is weird. Not overly pleasurable, not too little, but not normal and its easy to lose interest. Shrooms, shit I was tripping too hard to even think about it.

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>>732362407
that is pretty cool.

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>>732348571

>>732348778
name of girl / sauce?

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>>732364849
i'm sorry idk.

>>732336097
Because I'm a pussy. but one good news op I started driving irresponsibly, hope an accident would take me

>>732338041

sauce?

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>>732336097
I have pills that hopefully prevent me from killing my self and everyone around me.

>>732336097
I don't feel like it?

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>>732365253
that's great.
do the pills make you feel good ?