Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here
and
lame hanako
Finally finished
>>732323626 (Hanako)
O-oh my, such cruelty~
>Good to know~~
And I'm back, wonder if you're still here too~
>>732323789 (Shinobu)
>oh you little
Ah, I thought you had to pay for the new ones. Still it kinda sucked with all that.
Besides
>Buying a MicroSoft product
I hope you lerned your lesson
>>732323430 (Yuno)
How are you Yuno?
>>732327394
How was dentist? Have you gone yet?
Claiming
>>732327380
Doing fine despite a terrible day
Alright i'm heading to bed. Have a good day/night everyone. Goodnight.
>>732327351
Eh~ Gnight Tomoko.
>>732327380
The bastard deserves it~
> Hehe~
Actually i was just about to get comfy~
See you in discord~
>>732327306
>>732327569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BddgVkX_e70
> The 90's and early 2000's were a magical time.
See you in discord.
Claiming best girl.
>>732327629
Discord it is then
>>732327314
sagiri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drg-gjY9FY0
still here
>>732327380
yea... PC master race ever since the 360 struggles
>>732327629
night hanako
>>732327764
Do you like snugs?
>>732327494
Not fun. Still hurts and i have to go back next Thursday to fix it completely.
>>732327804
idk never had real snugs
QOTT: Whats your favorite thing about your waifu? Can be multiple if you like. Im just curious.
>>732328015
Oh. Thats sad im sorry.
Seras claimed
>>732328017
Paink hair, Savage AF when in psycho mode, very loyal and loving
>>732328017
Smol, cute, likes horror movies, shy, quiet. Picture related. First photo I saw and immediately said "that's the one"
>>732328017
shes sexy af and can make me immortal, also we both love donuts
>>732328182
How would psycho help you?
>>732328184
That is very cute. Would take to the movies. First pic I saw is this.
>>732328264
Is living forever worth it?
>>732328017
Smol, cute, kind, wouldn't hurt a fly, very smart. Likes to spook mental patients.
>>732328017
Her personality and her attitude towards life
Playing Souls, reply speed dropping
>>732327569
A terrible day? Why is that?
>>732327629
He probably does~
And see you there then~
>>732327764
That, and PS3. Uncharted best PS series by far.
>>732328264
Donuts always a plus. Also loli vampire....
>>732328291
I like that photo.
>Maybe...h-help i-i-if you aren't busy
>>732328364
She is cute but Im pretty sure she is some elderitch horror or something still cute though
>>732328374
Thats sweet you have the same outlook I think tahts what that means at least.
>>732328421
Help what qt?
>>732327634
I was gonna claim saya but i guess you beat me.
Claiming poi!
>>732328017
cute hair. cute voice. cute poi. 10/10 cuddle material. probably very soft.
>>732328421
Get her out of that glass box
>>732328459
Upgrade or no upgrade poi preferred??
>>732327853
Fun stuff. I have to go back to the dentist on thursday too.
>>732328017
Loyalty.
>>732328390
That goes into my personal life, which I prefer not to talk about here
>>732328459
Saya is mine!
>>732328452
>eldritch horror
Well, that too. Yeah.
You shitters actually care about your "waifus" or is the theme just a convienent excuse for inane shitposting?
I don't know which one would be worse.
>>732328550
upgrade, but no upgrade is also a comfy domestic waifu.
>>732328659
saya loves us all!
>>732328459
I want snugs too I understand
>>732328564
Yeah from what you told me she is that
>>732328659
Its ok as long as you love her
>>732328669
OF course we do!
>>732328291
i get to spend eternity with my waifu of course its worth it
>>732328421
i'd prefer if she stayed in her empowered form, but little shinobu is very cute still
>>732328390
i didnt get a ps3 until dark souls 2 came out, and souls 1 and 2 are the only games i own for it
i need to afk like 5-10 minutes, brb
>>732328586
Ah, I see... I'm sorry you're having a hard time, I hope it'll get better soon..
>>732328726
Tell that to Yoh.
Satania is my waifu now
>>732328728
Thats pretty fuckin' sad
>>732328768
i cant, shes dead! (lol)
>>732328728
snugs are god
>>732328737
That is true huh?
>>732328874
I mean yeah. Real people are too hard
>>732328878
That they are
>>732328739
I'm calm for now
Alas I shall be heading to bed now, good night
>>732328737
I prefer cute. But I know what you mean.
>>732328726
I definitely liked her alot before the upgrade so when she did I had to like her new look.
>>732328737
Ah, shite, that's too bad.. Have you ever tried Red Dead Redemption? It's really great, as well as the Uncharted series. Gotta love Nathan Drake.
Also, I'm really sorry about you owning DS2, real condolences~
>>732328990
Goodnight Yuno, sleep tight!
>>732328017
Her way of responding to things.
>>732328564
Nice timing. Is it anything serious?
>>732328930
No, they are actually easy.
Easier to escape into delusion like the waifu shit tho
You bitches are just fuckin' lazy thats all
>>732329084
How does she respond?
>>732329124
Nah. People are scary. You worry about them.
>>732329084
Not at all. My teeth are fine. Just minor maintenance. Apparently i might grind my teeth though so they're going to build up a couple thin spots.
>>732329124
Do i honestly need to explain how you're a hypocrite here?
>>732329296
Well, lets see some differences here. First of all I don't need shitty pretentious names and tripcodes, thats some pathetic ego stroking right there. Second, I don't play butt buddies or hugboxing with anyone in here let alone ERP which really is just the bottom. Third, I don't give a shit about rules on a board where there is practically none neither force feed myself weeaboo delusions.
I'm a guy who has 30 minutes to piss away before work. You gits tho? Damn.
>>732329228
People are stupid and predictable.
i have returned
>>732329008
cute is good, but i cant sex a 10 year old
>>732329019
nope never played red dead redemption or uncharted
>ds2 is best souls tho
>>732329558
I dont think shizuru fits into those 3 just saying. I dont feel that way. I cant understand them at all.
>>732329558
Careful not to hurt yourself with all that edge.
>>732329579
DS2 is very clumsy compared to the other two.
>>732329579
Red dead is fucking awesome. I want the second one to be good because cowbo games are sweet.
>>732329228
In a elegant, complicated way.
>>732329296
Hmm, fair enough.
>>732329873
I dont think I understand. Can you give an example for me to look at please?
>>732329647
i dont have any problems with it
>>732329740
meh, being a cowboy doesnt sound fun to me
>>732329638
Yeah SHIZURU definetly doesn't fit the weeaboo part for example, I see your point. NOT
>>732329647
>durr hurr ur edgy
That took a lot of creativity.
>>732329558
So you aren't known to and disliked by just about every group on /b/?
You have namesync installed, so even if you like to pretend you don't think you need a name or a trip or whatever, nobody would bother trying to impersonate you
I have *friends* here. Call that relationship what you will, but it tells volumes that you can't fathom such a thing.
As for the rules, it's /b/. Who cares?
You've spent far more than 30 minutes here, cumulatively. Try again my dude.
>>732329873
What about you?
>>732329927
Well yeah its not the cow kind of cowboy its the shoot people and be an outlaw cowboy.
>>732329970
I dont think they are a weeb. I think. Just because you claim one doesnt make you a weeb. Besides weebs are supposed to live breath and eat anime right? Maybe im wrong but you know whatever they dont fit into the weeb category to me. Maybe they do. I should sleep im rambling now./
>>732328017
Her evilness.
Is "evilness" a word? It is now.
>>732329579
RDR is, by far, my 1'st favourite game of all times (right next to DkS1 of course). You NEED to play it. Like, seriously. Go out, buy it, play and thank me later. It's A BLAST. The vast wild west setting, the main character... Sweet Baby Jesus John Marston is great. The story, the missions, the literally everything, just... A masterpiece. Seriously, play it. NOW
Also, Uncharted is KINDA like Tomb Rider. Only far better and with a much more interesting and charismatic protagonist, definitely worth the shot. Uncharted 2 is b far one of the best (if not the best) action game for PS3.
>>732330066
Forgot the picture.
Also, i edited the second line a little too hard. Oh well.
>You have namesync installed, so even if you like to pretend you don't think you need a name or a trip or whatever, and that somehow makes you special, it doesn't matter, because nobody would bother trying to impersonate you
>>732330126
It sounds like a word. SOrry sono im a bit uh drunk, Forgive me if I sound stupid I just want human interaction.
>>732330066
30 minutes from THAT post. I was talking about time I was ought to be accurate. About fifteen minutes now. Put up with it bitch,
And I don't have the horsefucker botnet installed because I'm not an imbecile.
>>732330072
>>732330072
They kinda do, when you pick waifus you are pretty damn weeb
>>732330264
I dont think so. I feel like you can like a character more than others. Example might be do you like the guy you post with a lot?
>>732330264
Then why even bring up trips if you don't see them?
And again, you've spent a lot more time here than just a random hour before work before. Not just today.
Hi! How's everyone doing?
>>732330243
That's why we are here no right?
>>732328817
Why her? She's such a loser.
>>732328669
Hey Jack what brings you here?
>>732330243
Cute :3
What are you drinking?
And is it safe to drink right before you go to bed?
>>732330404
Maybe im not other people.
>>732330406
Vodka. I stopped for now and I think so, It helps me sleep really easy.
>>732329970
I was supposed to be creative?
>>732330449
T-tomo-chan that doesn't sound healthy at all. You're going to die young.
>>732330535
I dont do it all that often. I didnt plan to do something when I was old anyways.
>>732329924
No, i don't have a good enough example right now.
I'll post one if i stumble on it.
>>732330066
A bit wore. like a big bit worse then.
>>732330626
I will appreciate if you bring my attention to such a thing. Thank you.
>>732330603
You're going to beat your children, Tomo.
>>732330355
No, I don't. It was a random pick
>>732330378
Guess calling you out on this shitfest is a hobby. I always hated threads like this. And with this I'm out. I'll actually have to see namesync to see IF I can bypass the filter
>>732330406
Hating threads like this. If I can be even a little of a pain in the ass its already worth it.
>>732330456
Might aswell try
>>732330675
Well, you are a meanie. How are you always on full-hate mode? Teach me your secrets!
>>732330668
I wont have children. Im much too afraid of that idea. Im also not that kind of drunk.
>>732330675
I dont believe you. Still you can point to characters you like though right?
>>732330668
they probably deserve it, children are shit
>>732330751
You don't want a lil' Tomo running around, breaking your things and stuff? Well, you are young. Maybe when you're 35?
>>732330826
They really are, I hate them, but I want a son....
>>732330875
No. I wouldnt be able to help them thrive and become something. Id just be another pain to them.
>>732330938
baaka no you wouldn't~
Make sure you drink lots of water before you go to bed.
How was your day?
>>732330938
yea i have no idea how the fuck to raise a kid either
>>732331047
I'm in bed. I don't know bad I think.
>>732331084
Kid? I don't even know how to have a proper relationship haha!
>>732331096
Was your day quiet and peaceful at least?
>>732331170
No. I got yelled at and I cleaned a garden
>>732330875
why do you want a son?
>>732331138
same
Well i'm off to sleep. 'night.
>>732330675
I guess posting here is a hobby.
...
>>732331244
why'd you get yelled at?
>>732331244
I'm so glad I don't live in a house, I don't want to do yard work, I don't even know how to drive a mower thing...
>>732331266
Boys are easier to take care of. Once they turn 10 all you have to do is buy them a computer, teach them the basics, and they go from there.
You can also take them to WWE events and baseball games. Oh and you can teach them to fight and defend themselves.
>>732331337
Goodnight cutie <3
>>732331377
For reasons. >>732331438
You saved it. Me neither. You pull the thing it turns on and it goes you just steer it.
>>732331337
Night toy
>>732331337
Night
>>732330449
That's the way I see it and the main reason I'm here
Pathfinder is being funny tonight.
Se pareba boves
>>732331511
What? Really? I didn't know it was that easy.
I once saw my brother in law mowing and it the grass smell made me sick...
>>732331438
buy them a computer so they can destroy it with viruses, gross sports, you could teach a girl to fight and defend themself too, boys are alot cheaper tho
>>732331511
rip
>>732331636
Probably allergic. It makes my allergies flare up. >>732331661
Yeah
>>732331636
freshly cut grass is the worst fucking smell, idk how anyone likes it
>>732331716
rip again, so glad i dont have any allergies
>>732331823
Yeah
alright im off to sleep, night everyone
>>732332294
Night
>>732331636
And watched Raw and smackdown from this week?
Don't die on me.
Plz
And now the group is broken with laughter.
>>732331661
Oh my goodness girls are crazy and all they want is money, boys just want you to play with them. When girls are 14-15 they start going online to see which Cadillac they want. Then you have to buy them pounds of makeup and expensive dresses.
>>732331716
It was like a huge green dust cloud. (my family watched my brother-in-law mow the lawn because we live in the city and we never seen anyone do it before)
>>732331823
It's so suffocating! I dislike it very much.
>>732332294
Noooooooo
>>732332411
I watched RAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'm going to kill myself if I don't get to pound Alexa Bliss's loli ass
>>732334183
<3
>>732334376
H-hi
Panty claimed.
>>732334498
>French kisses you good morming
Bonjour mon amour~
>>732334504
Where is stockinggg
>>732334671
W-whaaa!
>becomes submissive from the feel of your soft lips
Guys help
>>732334811
help me
>>732334773
It's "good morning, my love" in French ~
>makes you sit on my lap
How are you?
>>732335838
French is the new Muslim :3
I'm in a lot of pain, didn't sleep at all last night. how about you, love?
>>732335731
Hey fish~
>>732335981
>>732335981
help me
>>732335838
"Bonjour mon amour" means "good day" not good morning. You meant "bon matin"
>>732335918
No fish here
>>732336103
she looks like a squid hehe
>>732336066
>>732336069
What can i help you with? I doubt anything
>>732335918
Shush! It was s-supposed to be romantic
I went to sleep at 2 am and had to wake up at 8 so I barely slept at all as well
>>732336070
Thanks you, Alice!
>>732336214
No she doesn't.
Pls no bulli
>>732336276
my emotions, i have feelings for you but mio wants me to only have feelings for her, what do i do?
>>732336308
that's unfortunate what time is it for you now and why did you go to sleep so late...?
>>732336334
im not bulling you!
her hair looks likes a squid
>>732336276
>>732336334
She's Discount Ika~
Looks like I'm early
>>732336404
>>732336466
>>732336308
Pas de problème, monsieur
>>732336404
Do whatever you want, i guess. What i say shouldn't matter
>>732336447
>
>>732336404
>my emotions, i have feelings for you but mio wants me to only have feelings for her, what do i do?
>what do i do
Stop roleplaying having feelings for people
>>732336504
>>732336682
>>732336502
Aw its okay
>hug
>>732336504
Of course you have a say, we're both in this together.
>>732336676
Okay I'll stop pretending.
Stupid anons...
>>732336774
>>732336502
>bullies you softly
I don't approve of any bullying of Saya.
>>732336817
In what way
>>732336843
>>732337035
>>732337030
I'm sorry, sis!
<3
>>732337030
she's cute so its okay!
>>732337035
i don't know, you have a say in everything that involves you <3
>>732337030
You're nice.
>>732337257
>shipping
>>732337162
It's okay, I forgive you.
>>732337180
She's very cute. That's why you no bully the Saya!
>>732337275
As are you. There are some things you can never stop giving a shit about.
>
>>732337360
>Chu~
How are you sis~?
>>732337333
>>732337432
Where's mai? I gotta ship the two of you
>>732337140
>>732337180
That's not true. Tons of things happen to me and around me that i had no say in
>>732337546
Delet this
>>732337581
>>732337413
I love this picture. Already have it though hehe.
I'm doing well today thanks. A little tired but alright. Yourself?
>>732337581
Having fun? :)
>>732337639
Make me