I'm jerking off in my gf's appartement. Where do I

In the milk jug/carton.

In her favorite pair of panties. It'll show her you love her.

>>732323634
Won't that spoil then?

>>732323584
her pearl necklace

>>732323710
But I cum buckets. Can't exactly put it back after. Would be awesome to know she's wearing dried up cum panties

>>732323748
Why the necklace ?

>>732323584
cum in her mouth you fucking tard

>>732323723
No, kept in the fridge it should be fine. If it does though.... so what?

>>732323829
>not getting the reference
how young are you anon?

>>732323797
cum in a container and spread cum in multiple panties, on toothbrush, in skin creams etc.
Don't forget to post pictures.

SHAMPOO BOTTLE

>>732323883
This. And also some in the milk.

in her dog

>>732323873
I'm 24

>>732323883
That's an awesome idea. Let's see if others beat it

>>732323584
Is that bed in the floor?

>>732323979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBBrqBmeILc

>pearl necklace ... euphemism for cumming on her neck/collar
if she had a real pearl necklace it would be your little inside joke

>>732324130
Pretty much, ish

>>732323584
is there mayo in the fridge?

does she like ranch?

contact lenses case if applies

>>732324146
Aah alright. But she's not here now, which makes me have loads of options to leave my load in

>>732324295
does she own a pearl necklace? are you thick?

>>732324280
She usually makes dressings, but I eat those too

>>732324352
No and yeah

>>732324359
what about yogurt?

>>732323584
On her pillow

>>732323584
her toothbrush

>>732324359
does she use those tooth whitening tray things?

>>732324398
Just went and checked. There's none

>>732324403
>>732324419
Good ideas! Any more?

is there an open package of crackers, cereal, etc?

>>732324436
Nope

Cum in her shoes

Cum on her cat.

Cum under a carpet?

>>732323584
Inside another man's asshole

EVERY LIGHTSWITCH

>>732324556
She doesn't eat much, she's got nothing but butter jam and dressing

Maybe in her makeup? Or moisterizer?

>>732324692
bread? make sure you don't eat a sandwich until after you see her eating one

in her headphones

>>732324575
>>732324634
>>732324646
>>732324683
>>732324685
Keep it going guys. Fire all your ideas

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hair gel

Cum in her mouthwash?

>>732324723
She ran out of that too. She's a fucking idiot when it comes to food

>>732324783
Won't that show? Mouthwash is clear stuff

Cum on the toilet seat?

>>732324793
how can you trick her into eating your cum if she doesn't keep any food. fuck this is frustrating

>>732324793
buy dinner for when she gets back
>cum in it

The back of her tv

>>732323584
in the middle of the floor

>>732324828
No idea anon

>>732324859
get some crab and cream cheese won-tons delivered

>>732324904
kek

>>732324853
As I said, she's an idiot

Cum all over her hangers

cum on the ceiling, see how long it takes her to question it.

Cum on the roof.

in the very center of her shower puff

>>732323584
I came on my ex's pillow once
Do it to test ur gf OP if she's a whore or not
Cum on pillow & see if she notices
If she immediately identifies it then she's swallowed a lot in her past & she's a fan of being cummed on

That was my experience with my ex tho

>>732323584
Shampoo, or more like in her conditioner so she will use it to great extent on her hair , possibly that shewont even wash it off :)
Inside of her bras
Toothpaste or toothbrush
Socks
Inside jeans,
Sweets she only eats, ets

>>732325024
>Inside jeans,
DO IT IN THE LITTLE CHANGE POCKET!!

Cum on the landlord

>>732325057
that pocket is for the pocket watch, anon

>>732325057
>>732325121
I had no clue what the small pocket was for, I didn't think I'd find that out in this kind of a thread

>>732323883
also this

>>732325024
>>732325022
I might go for spreading it on her toothbrush and conditioner. I don't want to sleep in my own goop juice so pillow is a no-go. But I'm not cumming yet. More ideas are welcome

>>732325143
an old throwback, i'll admit. i keep my pocketknife there nowadays. i've never seen a functional pocket watch

>>732323584
I usually leave the kids in my girls dirty panties

jizz in the fan while it is on the highest speed.

Cum in her boyfriend!

>>732325121
to small for a decent watch and in a bad spot to sit with one in it

besides that goes in the vest

>>732325217
I do too but since she's not home yet I can cum wherever i want to

>>732325219
12/10

>>732325279
cum on her favorite shirt and hang it back up

>>732325252
Can't, dick not long enough

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my friend jizzed in his ex's freezer once lol

>>732325219
i like this better than mine

>>732325057
Haha

>>732325381
Too bad she won't eat it if I do

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>>732325057
rolling for this

Keep the ideas coming guys. Everything is an option

>>732325336
Oh.

Oh...

Anon, you may want to sit down.

>>732325506
nah but itll be frozen there long past your guys' relationship lol

>>732325619
Wut?

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>>732325279
My girl uses stridex pads to clean her face before she goes to bed & also makeup wipes at the end of the day. If she got those do it!

>>732325688
She's a no make up girl sadly.

>>732325658
Thinking about this is actually fuckin comedy

cum in her oven.

>>732325799
Hmm. Never seen burnt cum before

>>732325751
>sadly
lots of anons would kill for that

>>732325674
I'm sorry OP, you're the side bitch.

>>732325930
or smelt it...

>>732325971
True, but it gets ugly sometimes. Especially when she's tired. Surprise handjobs make up for it though

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>>732325751
Then id bust in her bra

>>732326020
Nah she craves my dick. Not sure if she actually has a side bitch though

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>>732325799

>>732326096
I'm doubting between bra or the pocket of her shorts she usually puts her phone in

>>732325751
Cum in her socks

>>732323584
does she have facial cream? you could cum in that, and mix it up

>>732326252
Nothing of the like

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>>732326197
Bra. Then your kids are sittin on those titties alllll dayyyy looooong

>>732326235
No idea which ones she'llwear. But I do know that she'llwear these shorts

>>732326119
That is generally what the side bitch says.

>>732326341
Damn. You have a point

Does she have any sex toys? Cum on those

>>732326403
Then I'll just use her for the few good years she has left. Can't simply turn down a girl that lets you cum bare deep in her pussy.

>>732326467
She has one shit dildo she hates using since she's got real dick

>>732326479
You should get a bulk discount on STD checks, and just start taking PrEP now. No, seriously, mainline that shit.

>>732326590
She gets frequent STD checks because she works with needles. She's clean I'd say.

>>732326413
I know. & put any other little random things she has around/in the bra for full coverage, /b/rotein shake

>>732326674
What kinds of things in the bra?

All over and in her makeup

>>732326756
/b/ruh, anything. Anything. Just so when you see her pick up that random lil thing you can just laugh to yourself

>>732326756
Like a comb or brush. Anything. The world is your oyster

On her bath towel.
Imagine her wiping that all over her nice clean body

>>732323584
Dont forget to post pics fag

bumpin

Just go in her room, jerk off, and when you start to cum, just start spinning like a mad bastard. Jump up and down to achieve maximum range.