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Everytime my life starts going to shit I go to 4chan, so heres

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Everytime my life starts going to shit I go to 4chan, so heres a story nobody gives a fuck about

>sister and her friend like to go out and smoke crack and fuck niggers

>bitch friend comes home and sees her shoes missing

>threatens to tase me (she has fucking teaser at 14 years old wtf)

>I call the cops like a fag because I don't play games with kids

>she calls her friend who goes to my school and tell him to beat my ass

>lmaothisdudeisprobably4'11"beta cuckfromthehood.jpg

>photos of the convo below
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Part 2
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Nigga what.
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>>732303164
Tell him to fight you in front of your house and then snipe him from an upper window
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just show cops threats off this guy if your this beta
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Report to the police for making threats. While it won't do anything but a slap on the wrist, you will have the fun of knowing that this one extra charge on his rap sheet is fucking him a little more for when he gets sentenced on future crimes.
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Part 3

Not trying of brag, im most likely going to die tomorrow

>out of order
>fuck
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do people really talk like this
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>>732303721
>Niggers
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>>732303164
Give name a location I just love to kill niggers like that. The way they scream and piss themselves after meeting someone who stands up to their shit.
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>>732303721
Yes
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What the fuck is this mutant speaking? I can understand a fucking word. Is that supposed to be English?

This is why Niggers should be hunted.
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>>732303982
Lose the edge kid
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Op here

Not going to talk to this dude through message anymore, don't ask me to tell him anything

Im just going to fight him tomorrow because fuck it
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>>732303667
Where do you live op? State city? I wanna see how hood this is and calc your chances
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Fuck it all
Grab a gun a be somebody
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>>732304089
Niggers don't fight alone bro, take backup or weapons
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I'm a nigger and I can barely even read any of this shit.
Idk what the fuck is going on, is he going to beat you up over some shoes? Is he the same age as you? Fight him I guess

>>732303982
oh okay
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Kill them alll let God sort them out
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>>732304082
fair that was edgy

but honestly, they wonder why people are racist and do stupid shit like this. I like my small town where the only coloured family runs the dollar store (and nothing is a dollar)
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Op here again,

Stop calling him a niggers because he's only Mexican, like thats makes it any better
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Fight to the death who cares fuck this life
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>>732304089
Remember OP! Maximizing the strength of a punch entails a full body swing, so if you're a lame-ass beta cuck, all you have to do is sucker punch the nigger all of a sudden while you talk

or you can drop on all fours and expose your ass for him to fried chikin
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>>732304089
Just mace him and bash his skull with a softball bat.
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Underage faggot op. You type like a fucking 10 year old and misspelled whether.
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>>732304397
This.
Do this!!!!!!
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>>732304175
Baytown, TX

Last week a kid shot himself playing Russian roulette
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>>732303164
>betta
>nomo
>boi
>outcho
>niggah
>wid
>nigguh
>ion

lol cant be serious

how low iq are you all
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Just walk away.
Smoke pot
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>>732304503
And the ghost of Darwin sheds a tear of happiness
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>>732304339
>he's only Mexican
your options:
>drop a taco on the floor and uppercut his face when he tries to pick it up
>toss a lawnmower at him and he'll be inclined to work your lawn for you
>snap his non-existent green card in half and falcon punch him back to mexico
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just bring a gun or something to defend yourself with. kill him if necessary.

problem solved.
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>>732303667
>a normie nigger starts spouting his broken english at op in hopes of fucking op's sister
>op gives normie "fuck off nigga whats up dog" responses
>wonders why he will be getting the shit kicked out of him by a monkey circlejerk tomorrow

Send him a pic of your dick or tell him youre going to rape his dad you fucking normie retard
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>>732304622
Ill just ask him to settle it in melee
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robebt lee high school
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OP I'm assuming you're about 14/15 and in highschool. I'd honestly tell you that if you can't fight just to do whatever you have to do. That guy is clearly a bitch, so he's either not gonna fight you or he's not going to be good enough to beat you. Or he might be 6"5. Carry something heavy I guess.
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>>732304339
Nigger is a state of mind and behavior nothing to do with skin color.
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So
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>>732304255
Fuck off, nigger! Nice dubs
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Kill all the people in this family
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Op where are you from, you might have some /b/ fags near you willing to help
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go back to plebbit nigger
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post his details
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I think we have just discovered why Columbine happened.
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Listen up little nigga heres what you do get a sock fill it with change and it in your pocket when he tries to square up at school just smash his face with it
But dont let him scream or anything at you the moment you see him coming twards you have the sock ready actualy double sock it so it doesnt rip and pow right in the kisser he wont see it coming and just hammer fist him to victory
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>>732303164
fucking beat his ass op, fuck you waiting for
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>>732305273

Something like this. Don't fuck around, if he comes up to you just drop him.
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>>732303837
Op here

Photo of me to maximize the accuracy of the estimate
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>>732304862
That nigger'll bring homies hiding in the bush, you better bring some shit or it will be an abomination.
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>>732305068
I highly doubt that to be honest
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>>732305404
my 8 year old brother would kill you and I don't even have a brother. You're fucked
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>>732305741
Yeah probably, although last month I did body slam a kid twice my size, mostly because he didn't know how to fight.

So thats always nice
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>>732303164

Bump. I wish you luck Op. Let him throw the first punch. Duck it then uppercut him and don't stop.
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>>732305404
Take the skate board you are sitting on to his head
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>>732306217
That was pretty much my entire plan
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>>732306055
never doubt yourself before a fight, win or lose your goal is to fuck him up as much as you can, when you punch aim for his jaw
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>>732305404
White in texas fighting a mexican. Let him swing first. Catch it on camera. Win or lose ruin his fucking life.
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>>732306458
be careful. you fight the bean you fight the whole burrito
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>>732306456
Oh I wont doubt myself, once the adrenaline hits I don't think
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>>732304503
I live near Houston you can tell him to go to my house to fight and I will shoot him. Kek
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>>732306678
have you ever been in a fight before
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>>732306795
Several times, only even got my ass beat once, the others it was draws and or I just fucking steamrolled them
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>>732305404
Well your fucked bro, but fight him anyway. If you want me to kill him afterward just post again with info on where to find'em. If you want me to straighten out your sister I can do that. Just need the info. Or you can email me over the next 47 hours at : [email protected]
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>>732306692
Dude doesn't have a car, thats why he has to stalk me at school
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>>732305404
hi op. on your side, but do you have pics of your sisters titties for reference?
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>>732304689
>dad
>nigger
topkek
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>>732307070
Op here, here you go
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>>732307236
fak me dead
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>>732307063
Your in highschool? Here is how you win Tak anything that is heavy and will do damage sock full of change, lock from your locker, tire iron whatever the fuck and bust his shins up when he isn't expecting it. Then punch his ass out don't use makeshift weapons on face/hand the could try to pin you with attempt to murder. You spend a month or two in the Texas youth commission and get out. Also Texas juvie sucks I hated getting stuck there it's a bitch, but when you get out even the nigger monkeys won't attempt to jump you.
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>>732303667
This is why I hunt niggers for sport. This.
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>>732307236
yeah op can you just get steamrolled for us so we can all bang your sis in peace
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Wear a ring. Wrestle him to the ground. Get on top of him and put the full weight of yourself on his shoulders joint with your knees. Wen he tries hitting you itll break his arm.
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>>732307516
You're on b, don't kid yourself
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>>732307627
then what proceed to get deepthroated ?
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Why don't you just drown the friend in a bathtub?
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>>732307236
i dont care if its not really your sister, but who is this moar pics
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talk to the aryan boys. Make sure theyre there for the fight to keep the other chimps back. Dont fight in the bathroom or dumb shit youll be fucked
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>>732304503
Also I live literally a hour away post your school address and let me watch you get your ass kicked plz.
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>>732308271
Or I could just give you the name of my school
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>>732306546
fucking kek
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>>732308271
Seabrook 15min
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>>732303164
>say less on gass
Any jive speakers that can translate?
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>>732307485
Only thing you hunt is cheeseburgers fake ass kid
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>>732303721
I was in Detroit earlier tonight. Can confirm this is legit nigger speak
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Heres the guy in question, im not out matched so thats always nice too
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fuck im glad there were no niggers in my town. best schools
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>>732308890
He looks like a little faggot
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>>732308890
pics of shoegirl?
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>>732308890
Charge ur fucking battery u cum guzzling faggot
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>>732308890
L O L i can't believe people like this exist. Must be stressful to take yourself so seriously yet be such a goof
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be honest, did you take the shoes to sniff whilst you jerk off
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>>732308890
Obviously a fag. Let him suck your dick.
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did anyone else have the long stainless steel urinals before junior high and you and your boys would hang out in the bathroom and see who could pee the farthest
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>>732308890
Dont underestimate him, one hit and youre probably out
And he won't fight by himself.
And if a fight does happen shit will keep happening through the year with him and his group
Only answer is beat the shit out of your sister tonight and never show up again
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>>732309485
These are the words of a true faggot who got bullied in school and at home
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>>732303164
Ironically, the biggest losers here are their English teachers
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>>732309194
I'm liking this comment
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>>732309656
>projecting
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>>732309745
I'm hardly projecting now, running and hiding from a fight is advise a faggot who got bullied would give
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>>732309745
>never actually fought anyone before
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>>732309998
>advise

My advice was that if he fights here it won't be his last with this nig and his friends. Especially his friends.
I graduated highschool 7 years ago, and no I wasn't bullied, but i've observed dweebs like this, and it always goes the same way.
It's not a video game where one fight and he wins and its all over, if her sister is recruiting nigs like this it will only continue to grow. OP hasn't mentioned friends helping him, so it's best to find a better plan than just fight, maybe win and hope he doesn't just get jumped later or the next day.
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>>732307777
Holy quads

777777777
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Op here, heres a shit normie joke I made to my sisters friend
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>>732310525
You can't run forever eventually you have to fight
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>>732310676
Exactly, but in this situation just fighting won't bring a resolution. He can fight him and all of his friends and win, but it's not over. To me that's the issue
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>>732310525
Op again, I have several friends who would fight if anybody swung on me,the thing is he has my scedule and my friends cant safeguard my ass until he wants to show up, I don't even know this kids first name or what he looks like so I cant really find him
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>>732310930
Tell him to show up at a local park off the grid to fight at 2am, run his ass over with a car lol
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>>732310930
wtf do you mean your schedule? youre in fuckin high school. and did you not send a pic of the nigger? youre starting to sound like a bitch
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>>732303721
>Do mongoloids really talk like this?
1. FTFY
2. Yes they do
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>>732310930
you think hes going to bust into your classroom to fight because he has your schedule? Dafuq do all classes not start at the same time
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Is that... English in those screenshots? I'm a foreigner and can't even grab the meaning from most of them. Is it how you speak English in US these days?
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>>732310930
Find him first and crush his throat.
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>>732311103
1. A scedule is a list of the classes you go to anybody who speaks English knows this

2. I already did show a pic of the nig

3. Stop being a fag
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Send us his info, and continue to talk to the guy to and get him to make more physical threats, illscreencap and report to police on your behalf, along with the school district. I'll say im from and national anti-bullying watchdog group and will be sure to make your story know that they did nothing to prevent a child being assaulted, even though they had prior knowledge.
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>>732311616
no one likes a rat
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Keep lighters for both fists or roll of dimes or nickels. Lack of fist compression can break ribs and jawbones even if you normally hit like a bitch.
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>>732310930

Well in highschool, as is with life, you can't stop whats coming. And by the sounds of it, he's coming. My advice.. stand your ground and go all out in the fight. If you win you'll probably have to do it again because thats how losers like this operate and if you lose its not that bad, getting beat up can hurt but its not the end of the world. If he's bigger/quicker/better fighter then you your best bet is to try and choke him out.

I was in a similar situation kind of ending up in a fist fight with a bigger "gangster" guy and I won because he didnt know i was able to handle myself and I was charged with assault causing bodily harm because his parents were pissed I broke his nose. You have to consider that too, that shit followed me around for years untill i turned 18. Try to work it out without fighting but if it comes to it go all in on him and dont wait for him to make a move, thats how you get suckered. Try to end it early, you'll be surprised how tired you get fighting.

good luck my child.
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>>732311474
>i dont even know what he looks like
so he knows what time you go to math class. What does that have to do with anything
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>>732308890
Dude trims his eye brows so you're about even. One good swing is all it takes to knock you little cents out. But the coloured ones tend to get up quicker. Whites tend to cry and huff and puff on the ground
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>>732303260
Wtf who says "on gas" almost as annoying as "on strength". Nigs usually mean smoking weed when using gas.
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but what actually happened to the shoes?
and are there more of this? >>732307236
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>>732311809
The fact that my friends who will fight with me cant protect me the whole fucking day, does that answer your question? He can show up at any time im changing classes, can you please stop being autistic for a couple moments
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>>732312037
he wont answer either of these
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Honestly he's probably putting on a show and won't do anything, if you're worried tell your sister that you didn't take anything and to tell her friend to back off. Otherwise learn his movements and fucking hammer him with a decent weapon when he's not ready for it and mess up his joints real bad. But if you're American why don't you just get a gun and lure him to your house and shoot the fuck? Can't you do that over there?
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>>732311717

Cops are there to protect white people from nigs who have nothing to lose. Feel free to subscribe to your toughguy mentality, but its a quick way to lose at life.
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One thing I learned from playing a lot of basketball is nigs will literally fight for any reason they can find. They are modern day savages.
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>>732312037
What happened to the shoes?

I didn't take them, because stealing is a nigger.thing
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>>732312072
lol no it doesnt, you just sound like a little bitch trying to justify your schedule like hes going to american history x your ass in the bathroom. good luck to ya
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Your sister is a fucking cunt for not clearing things up and letting it get this far. Does your 14 yr old sister really smoke crack or does she just burn a little weed?
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>>732305273
I laughed too hard at this.
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>>732312037
>>732312297
They walked off. Ops story has some holes in it
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>>732312389
What the fuck am I trying to justify? My reason I don't find this kid and fucking kill him when hes not looking? I don't know what this kid looks like or his name? Go back to plebbit if you wanna argue over bullshit
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>>732305273
I would do something like this but make it look not as pre meditated. Trying to think of something you could bust his skull with that is school related.
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>>732312563
Her friends stole them, I know this why? Because I didn't fucking take them. What where you expecting anyways me to be all like "loll you got me I actually stole them"
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>>732311769
Yep a bic lighter in each hand. Loaded fists...
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>>732304503
What highschool GCM, REL, or Lee? I live in Baytown too.
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>>732303164
He's gonna bring friends and they'll have no mercy. They think they're hood shit and will jump you and kick your head in when you're down. Fighting won't help as the wanna be gangster niggers will hold a grudge and kick your head in harder somewhere no one's around. I'd bring something to school and hope that they're all talk, hope the crackhead finds her shoes, or hope the weapon gets them to back off and for everyone to say you're psycho. Much get picked on after that but won't get messed with.
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>>732313144
Ross
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>>732312222 nice quads
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>>732313294
What grade?
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>>732311227
negroids
ftfy
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>>732313294
Enrique is that you?
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>>732313901
Nope, guess again
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>>732303164
Dont let this little fuckin spook find you and rush you, dont let him come up to you, find the little coon first and destroy him, come up behind him call out his name, punch him in the fucking face, neck, kick him in the balls, just fucking demolish the little nig nog before he knows whats happening.
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I grew up in a sketchy town with a bunch of kids like this heres my advice lose the fight i had a similair situation happen to me and i beat the fuck out of the kid next day his cusin and his gang jumped me fucked me up hella bad and put me in the hospital for week if i lost it would have been over i would have just gotten a couple of bruises and the beef would been done
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>>732313294
You stupid stupid faggot...
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>>732313983
Are you Angel?
You look like a Junior in your pic.
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>>732314086

What kind if faggot advice is this.

Dont lose the fight you pussy, destroy that nig nog and be ready for retaliation. Tell ur friends, older cousins, carry a weapon, fuck it, they want war give them war

Above all dont be a vagina
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Op, I'm gonna give you some advice. Some advice to treasure and hold onto.

>crazy beats big every time. Crazy also beats experience every time.

This is coming from a 6'5, 245 lb redneck/gymbro that has gotten into more fights between highschool and bars than most people have seen in movies.

I've knocked men out with head butts, I've punched a man so hard in the chest his heart stopped, he had to go to the hospital and I went to jail, and I've broken several bones (both my own and others) from fighting. I've spent my life bucking haybales and lifting weights, and despite all that strength and experience I will NEVER. EVER. Fight someone batshit insane, because crazy beats everything.

You wanna show this taconigger what's up? I'm gonna tell you how (can't have a weak stomach):

When he comes up to you, start screeching, not screaming, autistic screeching. Start ripping off your clothes. Rip your pants down (even if he starts trying to beat you) and shit in your hands. Rub the shit on yourself while stripping naked. Start flapping your dick around. Say shit like "beat me harder daddy" and when he starts walking off/backing off out him in the tightest hug you can imagine while screaming "I will fuck you in the ass with a crack spoon"

Rub some shit in your hair, start dancing, while saying anyone "else wanna go?" "ANYONE ELSE?"

Trust me, ain't no one gonna fuck with you ever again. Ever. I watched a friend of mine do almost exactly that at a bar in Reno, and he made 5 mongol bikers take off and leave while going "what the fuck"

Do the craziest shit you can manage. It never fails. Ever. Even in the hoodiest of hoods you won't get fucked with.
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>implying theyll be a riot when itll just be 2 kids arguing in each others faces close enough to kiss
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>>732314429
Nah, freshman (ban me please)
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>>732314600
seems like it could work
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>>732314600
could tell where this was going pretty on
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>>732314600
Dubs of truth.

Other good thing is you have proof, and he will start it. Chances are you won't get in THAT much trouble (not much more Han a regular fight) and you can use the defense that you just panicked and it was the only way you felt like he would leave you alone because you couldn't take him. Play the victim hard core.
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>>732314600
lol
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>>732314697
if you get b& you lose all your gnp. Never admit youre underage here you potato
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>>732303164
Sorry man, as an oldfag (30) I can only tell you that you need to figure this kind of shit out on your own.

Can't help you man.
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>>732303164
Ur sister betrayed u dont tolerate betrayal if she wants to act as fucking whore treat her like one fuck her make her ur slave and remember there are no rules use dirty tricks to win the fight im not even joking if my sister acted that way like a whore i would treat her like one if she acts like my enemy i will treat her as one dont care if she is blood enemy is enemy i had alot of attempts of murder trough my life even my blood but someone was allways in my way if fucking is too much for u make her kneel if she's always on drugs and u survive this "nigger threat" find a way to take some of her blood and put on analyse when test come positive use force to submit her to ur will even if she calls the cops u have that sweet paper as cover and make story that she is drug addict that she does not know what she is talking
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>>732314600
Kek, someone cap this pls
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OP if you had just not taken her shoes and then been an asshole about it, this never would've happened. The man just wants nice things taken care of. He's standing up for a woman in a vulnerable position. You're the bad guy here. Maybe if you apologize tomorrow, and suck his dick, he'll let you off the hook.
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>>732314600
This, OP.
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>>732315287
I know you're trolling but im not letting anybody ever treat me like a bitch, once you act a bitch once, it never ends
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>>732314600
When you can't win regular warfare use mental warfare. This is the kinda shit that makes a nigga say "what the fuck" 10 years later. Gotta get inside their head.
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>>732314600
>Another big guy here
>can confirm.
Crazy will always win.
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>>732303164
OP

Wait until everyone is asleep, break into their houses and steal all of their shoes.

They won't be able to do anything without shoes.
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>>732303633
This
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>>732315415
You saying there's something wrong with dick?
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>>732315192
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>>732315582
Traps are gay
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Honestly though,
take his shoes if you win the fight OP
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>>732315415
Maybe if you act like a woman, you can get him to beat up your sister instead.
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>>732314600
This op. This.

Go to the cops and you'll have the whole hood after your ass, this lasts forever.
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>>732305404
you're gonna get rekt
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>>732315754
indeed
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>>732315755
Op here, definitely doing this
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>>732315754
And you're not? Everyone's bi, anon. Nothing wrong with liking dick.
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>>732315466
Kek
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>>732310551
Wait I don't get what you're trying to say I need a few more comments.
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Update us when it does happen
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get ready for 20 chimps to kick the shit out of you op, niggers never fight solo
invest in a gun
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>>732314600
Even works with multiple parties, if fact the more of his wanna be gangbangers that show up the better, more psychological damage. You will go down as a true hero.

Full tard mode activate op.
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>>732314600
Chimps run in packs, your only other option is to go full columbine if you don't do this. If you tell the cops you'll have even more chimps after you. This will give you a perfect solution.

Crazy>multiple people
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>>732315853
We should burn traps at the stake. I would be ok with that.
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>>732311930
Thanks for the input nigger
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>>732314600
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>>732314600
>insert buttplug
>eat Taco Bell
>chase with laxitives
>wait till beatdown
>"it's flood time"
>screech like tard, remove plug
>let gates open
>spray with molten taco shit
>flop around in pile of shit

No one will ever fuckin mess with you op. Ever. It's a permanent solution.
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>>732314600
Why no reply to this op? It's your best chance. Everything else will just get more niggers after you. This would solve it forever.
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>>732315031
Wow very wise of you, guess OP will just have to go ahead and ignore you completely and read all the other advice in this thread. Fucking retard
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>>732314600
You're gonna have bigger problems to deal with than a black eye from a high school fight if you strip and rub shit all over yourself.
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>>732303164
>>732315192
Listen to my advice and u will have a wonderful life this redneck's advice isnt bad also but rednecks are rednecks u cant compare with them while my advice asks for just a little bit of brain as for fight use all dirty tricks win is a win nobody cares how u achived it those who bark at u they are jelous fucktards if opponent is with pumped muscle use it as advantage go for him and dodge,dodge,dodge let the fucker use most of his energy for nothing then go in first to third punch is strong 80% of people use most of its energy on them if u get hit by first or second ur fucked trust me i trained boxing for 2 years as i have bad timing i most of the time for 1v1 practice i practiced dodging and blocking until i exhaust my target then i go in took me lot of sweat,blood and teeth but i was getting good at it
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>>732315936
Not if he does >>732314600

Shit is bulletproof. I'm from Camden NJ, can confirm the hood don't fuck with no crazies.
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>>732316681
holy fuck learn to type
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>>732308890
Buttrape him in front of the entire school, to assert your dominance.
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>>732316681
I think you might have taken a few too many punches to the head.
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>>732316765
Sorry have a damn insomnia and big problem with nerves 48+ hours awake
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>>732316574
The hell he will, maybe some psych evaluations from the school. If he pays the yard card 100% with no hesitation in the fight no one wants a piece of that.
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>>732316681
i did boxing myself but this will probably not work so well in a street fight nigger will just try to chaaarge like a retard and flying kick his face. which can be used well of course, but op cant fight either
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>>732316681
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CANT READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>732317710
Insomnia and nerves m8 i have pills but they knock me down and when i wake up i wake up even more mad
>>732317012
Actualy ur right he has no traning but he can take his chances by tryng to learn over night the moves left,righ,foward,backwards would be useful atleast a bit

If nothing he could use atleast damn pipe to smash his legs and hands as for cops he has evidence he was threatened that it was self defense
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did op get b&
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Can't believe nobody has mentioned this. The nig texting OP says something about his jacket? What is he talking about, OP?
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KEK>>732310583
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beat his ass and take his shoes
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OP you've just gotta out-nigguh him.
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>>732318107
I can relate. Thats why I didn't want to read that mess
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>>732319096
Ill make it prettier next time
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>>732303164
All I read was OOGA BOOGA
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>>732303164
Bring a baton or bat and crack his skull. What are you, a pussy?
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>>732303667
This guy is a real wordsmith. Total mastery of the english language...
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>>732304082
Shut up fag
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>>732303164
Get an unregistered gun with bullets and fucking shoot his entire ape fucked nigger family.
Nobody gives a shit, niggers get killed and you're in fucking texas. So fuck niggers and even show the cops that he was a thug, who had alota enemies.
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>>732303164
And fucking say this while shooting his degenerate cotton picking miserable filthy nigger family, "Nobody fucks with a whitey you fucking nigger".
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>>732303164
Rape and kill your lil wigger whore sister and that ungrateful piece of filthy scum lil ape bitch.
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>>732303164
I ain't a history teacher, Violence solves every problem ever. And, if you don't agree with this go fuck yourself to death, i don't give a shit.
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>>732315866
I'M A GANGSTA
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>>732304704
top kek
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