Stupid girl from my old job who started playing the same game

>>732299150
Its time to teach you how to ride my pole now girl.

>>732299329
Lol I almost wish you had won. I chuckled

>>732299431
Just do it fag

Want to learn how to tame my trouser snake?

>>732299150
I wanna take you down to the lazy river and stick my face in your ass immediately after you've taken a taco bell shit and easy what's left over. Then flip you over and ram you until we both climax then harpoon your fat ass and claim the biggest whale hunt Louisiana had ever fucking seen

>>732299599
Hory sheet

>>732299599
deliver

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>>732299599
Gdi

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>>732299599
There is a god, op please deliver

>>732299783
You can't even own it can you faggot

>>732299783
Wuss

she wants your cock, OP, wtf man

>>732299783

"i'll teach you how to deepthroat you fucking whore, otherwise you are worthless and a waste of my time and can fuck off"

>>732299873
>>732299886
Sure. But then this shit will end real quick and where's the fun in that??

>>732299783
If you waited like 5 mins she probably would have gone for it you faggot.

Ask for a picture of her tits.

I'm just curious as to how she'll respond because I can almost guarantee that she wants to be harpooned.

I am curious, seen as i show you things maybe you can return the favour ;)

>>732299783
You're only supposed to send what we post idiot.

If dubs send: What I'm trying to say is I'd like you to be like Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, Robin Williams, David Bowie and Prince; Dead.

>>732299933
qinrar

Say: Your face gets me so moist each time I see you. I want to fuck the shit out of you because you look so nice.

>>732299783
>wants to be dick to get her to leave
>apologize
>beta
/thread

>>732299933

check'd .. deliver for great justice op!

>>732300011
And dub wins.

but seriously i would like to get a good look at that big fat ass, show me?

>>732300006
>>732300020
Keeps the game going with light damage control, calm down neck beards some people know how to talk.

Ask her to show her ankles.

>>732300089

I fucking dare you to pity-fuck her.

>>732300089
kek

>>732300089
I would destroy dat ass like a Palestinian Village. I need a pic of those ta tas bby.

>>732300089
when you gonna give me a blumpkin you greasy bitch?

>>732300089
I'd shove a radio up your ass dirty girl

>>732299150
If she's a whale she's probably never been laid. Manipulate her into anal and just destroy that ass then ghost her completely.
Tell her "If you want more help, I need some motivation in the form of some pics"

>>732300177
OH

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>>732299933
deliver OP

>>732300177
Oh sheit

>>732300177
Op here. Ok. If she goes for it thru the course of the conversation. I'll do it since you got winrar

Allyson honestly i just want to fuck you. dont you get it?

>>732300177
Kek

>>732300177
uh oh, gotta do it now OP.

"I want to cum I'm your asshole so bad right now"

>>732299150
I'm tired of your shit and I'm sharing this online to laugh at your expense. (include link to thread)

>>732300300
Dub dubs too

>>732300190
Roll

just send a straight dick pic
>>732299150

For real though, you wanna go to pound town ?

>>732300333
You're a shit bag

OP stop being a faggot, I know that prepare your cock shit you tried to pull the other day

She wants the D

>>732300333
mother of god

>>732300388
Can my dubs cancel his?

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She's probably the female equivalent of all the miserable dorks that clog up /b/ with tfw no gf and feels threads, except she can communicate and make some kind of effort.
And you aint man enough to do anything but mess her around.

WHATS THIS

SO MANY GETS HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!?!

panties in mouth. send pic now.

Can we fuck

>>732300177
>>732300300
>>732300344
we got dubs on a reply that got dubs that replied to dubs

>>732300089
ayy can i come over and shove pillsbury rolls drenched in butter into your cooter?

"I want to shove my cock down your fuckhole"

>>732300455
No

>>732299150
What server OP? I know it's 14

"Can you get another man for a threesome and have him fuck me while you watch?"

>>732300428
Alright he cancels mine.

>>732300333
deliver op

My mom molested me and i was too scared to tell anyone until now

>>732299150
Did OP ever go bang her yesterday? There was a pretty successful thread that was bretty good

"Twist your titties for me."

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>>732300344
ALSO DUBS

now OP has to do it or his whole family will get fatal bird flu

>>732300516
Ops a lil bitch

>>732300386
This. Reply this.

"I'm a terrible person. Sorry for being a waste of space."

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>>732300539
You're a good sport, anon.

>>732300333
trips beat all.

I've raped several children

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>>732300333

>>732300558

Oh, fuck.

dubs and you simply leave her alone and never reply

>>732300568
Roll

>>732300558
You fuckin prick.

>>732300603
Well fuck, we were too late and he delivered.

Lets fuck

Send me a pic of your tits and ill log on. This is not a joke.

>>732300635
fucking pussy you didn't include the thread

>>732300517
Cactuar

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>>732300333
Trips of kek

>>732299783
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>732300571
He supposedly did. Posted pics fucking her

Niggers lick my anus

>>732300663
Roll

"I like poop"

>>732300656
OP is retarded.

I've got nipples Allyson.. Can you milk me? I bet I'd taste a tid bit sweet with a hint of concocktion x.

You send a pic of your tits and I'll show you where the NPC is baby

>>732300558

Doubt you'll get to pity-fuck her after that lol.

Then again, she's a whale that's probably itching for a harpoon. You might like it, OP. The big girls with insecurities do more.

>>732300755
Winrar

>>732300527
rollin dis

>>732300558
Ah u nigger. This is why she will become a feminist

>>732300755
Winrar

>>732300333
winrar!

I love you, I was just always too shy to admit it, would you please go out with me?

I'm asking retards on 4chan what to say to you because I don't have an original thought in my head and i am very beta. I thought this would be a good conversation starter. And if this conversation didn't necessitate a blowjob on my behalf I would at least be able to tell all my internet friends that I have lots of internet points. Knowing that I made a shitpost on a shitty website and instead of actually talking to a female (which I'm obviously to scared to talk to on my own) have to resort to this. So if you get replays such as "show tits" or "I enjoy stuff in my pooper" it's all because I'm a low life fucking loser on a shit image board.

>>732300679
Why is she still in toll, not finished the dragonsong war?

>>732300755
Use this win for this >>732300527

>>732300844
winrar

I wanna fuk ur pussy

>>732300844
End yourself faggot.

>>732300844
fucking hell haha

>>732300844
Omfg idk winter do it op

>>732300844
LMAO winrar

>>732300844
Oh god damn it... he went harder than my trips

>>732300558
This thread is fucking golden

Sorry bby, i just can't control my urge to act like an asswhole to hot chicks like you... i mean, i'm also a poopsmoker and i got me some good butthash

Would you like to poopsmoke and chill?

>>732300960
Roll

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>>732300844
do eet

Im gonna fuck u manatee style u sweaty cunt

>>732300940

Oh shit dude, she's gonna tell Keith.

>>732300940
inb4 smegma cunt

>>732300940
Can Keith join us for a threesome? He can fuck me

>>732300960

This one, please.

>>732300940
Look out op she's getting keith

>>732300946
I have never seen so many dubs in on of these

I'm sucking Keith's cock right now

>>732300940
No don't tell my mommy! I won't get to ear dinner anymore :'(

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>>732300844

>>732299599
lmfao. gold.

>>732300940
Can you call me? I want to tell you all the dirty things I want to do to that pussy

"I'm a Russian hacker. КГБ знaeт o вac вcё."

>>732300940
Oh Keith you big silly

>>732301033
FUCKIN WINNAR

>>732300940
OP be careful with your name, mate.

post the nudes the we can reserve search them again you fucking autist op. These texts are fake and the nudes are from 2016, they are archived by i forgot the link. Op tried tried this the other day and got busted

>>732301064

>her retardation renders the trolling ineffective

>>732301064
Oh shit... she's going to tell Keith.

>>732301090
Reroll

Your fat

>>732300940
of course your name is Keith you fucking lamer.

>>732300940

lul

>>732301033
Win to the rar

>>732300844
Fucking majestic.

>>732301033
Holy fuck. OP is going to be a faggot

Ill kill that pussy

>>732301064
I'd say you fucked it when you backed out after first comment, and now she's out. Fun while it lasted.

I'm am Keith

>>732301064
>>732301141
Man I'm starting to feel bad for her. Poor grill must have no options at all. Then again that's what you get for being fat.

This is Keith, you can tell because I have a tiny dick

Send her dick pic with ur face in it

>>732301006
I love you op have my children is she fukin retarded

>>732301064
Please link her to this thread, let her understand how deep this scar is.

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen do ya? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now so ya better be preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists ya wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

>>732300844
dubs get, do it

Can you just tickle my pickle for a nickel?

>>732301149
Kek

Let me go balls deep baby

>>732300960
OP of this post, reroll for dubs

Send her nudes, face included

>>732301158
this made me laugh hardest on this friend

>>732301149
Keith is kill

Tell her she has a nice brown eye

You send her a pic of your face.

>>732301263
omg lol

Want to play platoon 2

>>732299150
Here it is.

>>732301301
You're getting backtracked!

>>732301298
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

DUBS GET OR I'M GOING TO HOWL AT THE MOON

SEND FACE PIC

Keith sounds like a nigger name. He's a nigger right? If so I want his cock all to myself. You're getting cucked tonight bitch

>>732301301
this girl is a true ride-or-die kinda gal, op!
she will be with you for life!

>>732301301
Please don't be fake

Dick pic roll!

>>732301301
op is faggot texting himself

>>732301301
Green peace has been notified of the beached whale texting me

>>732301301
Bait all along

Damn she is huge

>>732301275
Roll this

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>>732301301
RIP OP

>>732301301

kys landwhale. lose my number.

>>732301377
Oh jaysus

>>732301377
o shit

>>732301377
This is the nail in this thread's coffin.

>>732301366
Win

>>732301301
Tell her that you're sorry and your friend took your phone and he's sucking your cock

>>732301301

If you don't show me your tits I will kill Keith and all of his family and friends. You have 5 minutes. I wouldn't wait if I were you, Keith doesn't have much time left.

Lol op is losing out on his one chance to lose his virginity

Nobody has my phone, this is keith. You're a fat fuck who looks like she has down syndrome.

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op always Wil be a faggot

>>732301458
It's a beauty of a coffin though.

>>732301422

this thead is a magical dubs yellow submarine. check em'

>>732300940
me and keith had gay sex. gay fucing sex. thats right im gay, so stop trying to convert me to some heterosexual loser. me and keith are gay and this is our coming out letter. Also, if you cant ugrade your weapon on your own you're a lost cause. You should just quit gaming all together.

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>>732301422
Checked

HE HAS KILLED THE HACKER. I'M AN OFFICER!!! So, this is posted on 4chan.

>>732301533
check ittttttttt

I'll titty fuck your dog

>>732301367
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>732301137
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/697170974/
The fake girl in ops texts

>>732301500
Win?

>>732301533
Also win. Better win.

>>732301489
The fuck did she tell the police? "Some guy has my friend's phone. Send out a search party."

>>732301533
Winrar

>>732301573
roll just because so bad it's good

>>732301533
Chekoslovakiaed

This is fake bullshit. Same thing as the old Keith thread where he pretended the autist girl wanted him and they were playing a different game. He's just going to use old fuck photos and pretend that he's going over to fuck her.

>>732300960
Dubs get for epic winrar

>>732300344
DUBSCEPTION

>>732301489

"I'm sorry, this was all just my attempt at some dark humor because I actually really like you. I just don't know how to deal with my emotions. So I put on this asshole front because I was afraid of telling you."

Say it and you may still have a chance to fulfill your promise of pity-fucking her.

She seems nice.

i want to see keith stab with you with an harpoon
then fuck you in your whale ass

Did you fall from heaven? Because I eat ass.

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She fucked some 40 year old when she was 18.
Guess the state and you can have her snap. She's a lying little cheating slut. She just moved to a different city.

>>732301671
So we got reverse autist'd?

Keith, explain yourself

Let me spray my peepee milk in your bum

Hey I got my phone back and I want to reward you for helping me! As a quest reward you want sum fuck?

>When dubs come at unnecessary times

"I'm sorry Allyson, this was all just my attempt at some dark humor because I actually really like you. I just don't know how to deal with my emotions. So I put on this asshole front because I was afraid of telling you."

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She's stopped replying

>>732301761
Georgia.

>>732301638
I want to end my faggoty life. Please help me die. I'm like a heavily retarded dog crawling on stones looking like I had been in a car accident. Please just kill me.

It is me. My cell has a password. Nobody hacked shit. I'm tired of being fake. You're so unattractive it's repulsive. Go away please. The real me is asking.

>>732301761
Louisiana

>>732301761

West Virginia. I don't fuckin know.

>>732301638
Ayo im jist fucking with you when are you going to call me John Bonham and le me play with Moby Dick for reals

"I bet you just want Keith all to yourself don't you? Problem is that whales don't frequently get laid all that often, huh? That's probably why you're floundering about after this nigger Keith anyways."

>>732301847
Roll

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Sry bitch. I dont speak whale

>>732301837
>>732301853
No.
Reverse image search maybe

That was my cousin he took my phone i'm sorry.

>>732301836
Send her back her tits from the other day.

>>732301615
Sweet mother of kek...

I never thought I'd say this, but even I would think twice before sticking my dick in that.

Also, OP is a fag

>>732301638
Alison, let's cut the bullshit. I am Keith, and I wanted to talk to you through this phone number because I didn't really have any clue as to how to tell this to you in real life.

Alison, I am in love with you.

>>732301891
Roll

>>732301859
No. Cold af

When dubs mistreat you

>>732301761
You sound angry.
Why do you care who she's fucking?

Log into the game and play with her

Now if you don't mind, let me see dem titties, ho.

>>732301761
Nevada

>>732301847
One more try

>>732301836
Okay we'll stop joking. We know this guy is into you because he's always talking about you. And we had some drinks. But we'll knock it off now. Have a nice day

>>732301761
Washington

>>732299150
What server ya on, OP? And why the fuck isnt the cow in Idyylshire yet?

>>732301891
Check em

>>732302016
rell

>>732301947
I'm not angry. It's been 2 years. Nigga ctfu.

>>732302022
Op here. We play on Cactuar.

>>732302031
Not checked faggot

>>732302016
Rolling for this

>>732301761

Arkansas?

>>732302020
Yep. Ding ding.
JuicyJosie18

>>732301935
rollerino

The this has all been me I just wanna fuck you but can't bring myself to ask seriously, so I posted shit to 4chan and am letting them talk for me

>>732301942
minnesota

OP here, The feds are at my door brb.

>>732302047
You have held a torch for this landwhale for 2 years?
That's just fucking sad, man.
Have some self respect.

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Radio silence

Trerp

>>732302125

Do that one.

Send a dick picture and ask for a rate.

Fuckn love this thread

>>732302176
good job

>>732302141
See>>732302111

Can I at least stick a cigar in your pussy and have a nice pufferino?

>>732302111
Damn not bad for 2 tries

http://cdn.trafficstars.com/images/e/1/62e8e0359711e79664002590c57f96.gif

>>732300177
That's a weird thing to text to someone.

>>732301388
It's fake, trust me.

Dubs... again?

>>732302076
Your name is Tsuna right? Like your post yesterday when you got busted? Hers starts with an A, A Winter?

>>732301891
Check em again!

>>732302177
When you hate someone. You hate someone.

>>732302176
Did you use incognito?

>>732302314
Where are you getting this shit?
Her char name is chichimu
Mine is jvalo

>>732301301

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

>>732302311
>Dubs... again?
One. More. I. Suppose.

No homo...
Send her a picture of your dick and tell her you wanna creampie and make some Keith niglettes then for your honeymoon you want to get stranded in the Rockies and resort to cannibalism and eat the nigglettes. Then you both will form a cult and carve these swastika looking symbols into your flesh and make more nigglettes so you can eats them.

>>732302291
Lol . She has dds and is hella fat.
Tell her hi from cam.

>>732302382
No.
He lost his fedora.

SEND HER HER OWN TITS FROM THE OTHER DAY.

>>732302311
Uno mas

Kek i wish the guy was in here that archived this exact post yesterday that went on for e threads before he got outted as a lyin faggot

I just got my phone back and I'm so sorry all of this happened Allyson I really hope this didn't ruin our relationship because I really like you and this is really me I promise I want to be with you and love you (also send face pic with this message)

Reply, "ok fine I'll stop the bullshit. K told me about you. I get why you like him but understand he'll never want you more than as a friend.

He wants me. So save face bitch, wrist to elbow, not side to side.

>>732301836
Its me, keith.

Would you believe me if I told you I was just abducted by aliens? they took me aboard their ship, hooked me up to all these wires, they telepathically told me they were taking a semen sample to hybridize and impregnate the human female I last had comunications with.

>>732302507
Kek

>>732299150
What damn game was it?

>>732302564
Roll

>>732300435
That's because no matter how rancid she is a nigger would still fuck her, that's why all bitches have game and men don't. Unless you're rich. Or an incredibly good liar

>>732302564
Roll

Op is a faggot

>>732302564
ROLLLLLLL

Hey Ally, im sorry it really is just me, please dont call the cops, ive just been really stressed lately, me and keith have been holding our relationship in for months now, and its starting to really get to me. Yeah i know me and him are gay, and I really didnt know how to handle coming out of the closet like this would be. Btw youre a good gamer, but im just not into you or anyother girls for that matter. Me and Keith level each other up everyday.

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Allyson is kill

"Хyлe ты мнe пишeшь, блядь?!"

>>732302750
reroll

>>732302520
i remember that thread lol. someone post her tits here.

Help I'm being held hostage by a sperg

>>732302564
ROLLERINO

>>732302750
thiss...

i think its ded bb

>>732302520
this

>>732302564

Roll

>>732302800
Welp.

>>732302520
T H I S
H
I
S

>>732300788
If she's a rotundra neck beard then I can only imagine how yucky op is lol

>>732302800
WINNAR

>>732302800
WINRAR OP YOU BETTER DO IT YOU FAG

>>732302790
Lol cuck dating a subie driving lesbian

Op abandoned thread

Nah im just fucking with you, i found this phone on the floor. However would you be interested in procreation with me?

>>732302520
>>732302785
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/697170974/

>>732302790
IM PNW.

>>732302925
That's real too.
I thought these people were rare.
But, nope.
There they are.

>>732302909
Op he's got a point the man did win do it anyways dying no matter what

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>>732302990

>>732300940
Omg she is the chick who you can cheat on, get caught and vehemently claim it wasn't you and she'll stfu and convince herself you're telling the truth. She a keeper

so, in order to upgrade the weapon you must talk to "Big Veiny Cock III" He will sell you the scroll for 1 small payment of your virginity. Once you have the scroll go and find "Spurgeburp the Master Wizard." he will upgrade it using the finest slaves money can buy

>>732303163
Op fucked that up.

>>732303244
I FUCKING GOT IT OP DELIVER

>>732300428
Nope. Trips trumps dubs.

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>>732303244

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>>732303163

>>732303163
This. Get rim jobs from this chick then tell her you're going out

>>732300775
Rolling for this.