This landwhale sent this into the group chat today. Clearly sperg

Your clit is probably bigger than my dick
Shave the stash

Tell her to fucking shave

let me send you a pack of razor blades and old spice to shave that moustache.

Hey wanna meet up tomorrow, I have a hard on for you

>>732294519
Am i missing something? since when do people send provocative pics in group chats?

OOOHH, GILLETTE

THE BEST A MAAAAN CAN GEEETTTT

Be nice and fuck her.

>>732294519
Hi cutie lets fuck

>>732294519
"shave you droopy eyed fucknugget"

Tell her Harry's razor company is looking for a poster child, dumb cunt

>>732294748
Roll

>>732294733
win.

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>>732294800
KEK op must deliver

>>732294800
Fuckin gross, there ya go OP, better deliver

let's fuck

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>>732294800
ok.. here we go.

>>732294800
OP better not be a faggot these are my first dubs in a while

>>732295051
You are doing gods will anon friend

bump for interest

>>732294800
>>732294861
>>732294905
this is the first time ive ever talked to her so hope this doesnt scare her off. if the wildebeast flees, ill pick another person.

Anal or what

>>732295416
deliver some screenshots of the messages =)

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here's a screen shot to prove i sent it. she hasn't seen it yet though.

If I throw up in my mouth when I see you naked can I spit the vomit into your cunt?

>>732295602
If she rejects you.
that means not even a rapist would fuck you OP

im interested to see more pics like you sent to group chat ;)

>>732295602
Not gonna lie, that emoji cute af.

>>732295811
WINAR

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UPDOOT: she read it but isnt replying.

what do /b/?

>>732295602
Thanks OP always good to meet someone here whos not a faggot

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>>732295602
OP CONFIRMED SKELETON

you shloob gloob hob glob fat cunt bitch. please lose weight

Piss in My ass

>>732296022
winrar

>>732296022
winner

>>732294733
WINRAR

>>732296022
lulz das some dr seuss bants

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>>732295729

>>yfw you find out i am femanon, also am fat, but way hotter than her.

pic related

>>732295935
send her a pic of your cock

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>>732296001

>>732296091
im in the mood for bbw tonight

>>732296091
You know the rules

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>>732294519
I can smell the picture op

>>732296091
jesus Id need to roll you in flour and find ur wetspot.
post tits or gtfo

>>732296091
timestamp then tits

>>732295935
twennione twennione

>>732296091
i am 99 percent sure you smell like newport 100's

>>732294519
"You are a goddess and I want your strong hairy verile penis to flood my loins with your bacon grease semen until I burp bacon crumbs."

Dubs get

I wonder what it would feel like to slide my cock in between those big tits.

>>732296173
please refer to this.>>732296091

>>732296091
True. But that person has a fucking moustache it isn't fucking difficult.

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>>732294519
>>732294905
>>732295602
Monitoring thread

>>732296022
Follow up

>>732296246
i smoke marlboros.

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>>732296091
>double comments the greentext
>uses "yfw", but didn't post a reaction
>Thinks she's so much hotter than OP's whale, but is like a 2.5 instead of a 2.

Will you call me daddy?

>>732296091
Thank you for inspiring the creation of the light switch

Want to rub my nips against your nips? Also let me see your cute pussy.

>>732296091
shit just got interesting

>>732296351
it's obvious u smoke somthin ya massive cunt

I want to feel your wispy mustache on my asshole

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>>732296188
OP, can you just send her a bunch of skeleton pics?

>>732294519
It has a moustache

Will post tits and timestamp. In the meantime, dubs get on the next thing i say.

>>732296366
you dont see her two reactions?

OP'S A FAGGOT
NO TITS
NOTHING TO SEE HERE

>>732296389
no.

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>>732296188
>>732296433
I mean, they are dubs...

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>Has a moustache

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>>732296591

>>732296540
do you like guys or girls and now you are a girl
>tits and sharpie in pooper plz

>>732296091
You have great tits anon

>>732296428
fuck you Australia.

If she replies send, you know what i think is so cute about you, that moustache!!! Its sexy as hell girl

>>732294519
I want to use your corn hole as my personal space heater.

Asking again, since when are there anonymous group chats that are sexual?

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>>732296603
Would you fuck a girl with a moustache who was otherwise hot?

If quads comes up op must go fuck the fattie she breast

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>>732296669

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here, faggots.

>>732297001
Nope, not like that fuck no.

>>732296091
why do your tits look like saggy tubes?

>>732296990
not anonymoose. kik group chat.

>>732297078
fuck i love saggies

>>732297078
OP is the gril in the picture

>>732297078
Thanks but no thanks

>>732294519
nice moustache

>>732297185
i mean.. ive had a kid and stuff. and im almost thirty. its life, dude.

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>>732297078

>>732297078
I take it back. for you Tits or GTFO is not even an option, just GTFO.

>>732297266
fucking gottem

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anyway.. back to magnum pi.. will send skelly pics.

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>>732297300
ayy

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>>732297078

>>732297269
There are plenty of MILFs out there that have a great rack, they take care of themselves. unlike you.

>>732297078
show cheesy philly beefsteak and sharpie in pooper

>>732297300
And a agian, you on a roll.faggot

>>732297289
my tits arent even the point.. its just obligatory.. im here to troll moustacha.

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>>732297344
Excellent

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>>732297078

>>732297078
my dick is diamonds

more please

>>732297269
Did it hurt when you had a kid or was it just like taking a large dump?

>>732297437
Autist detected.

>>732297078
Very nice! What can I say? I like big girls.

>>732297078
moar

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>>732297437
>>732297078
Ehh, I'd bone you.
RATTLE RATTLE

>>732297078
>be me
>25yo
>open up this thread
>discover OP today is not a faggot, and has succulent titties

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>>732297078
and this is why i fuck chicks with small tits

>>732294519
I heard Roseanne was getting a reboot.

>>732297078
same pic with 'when am i gonna c u mario? don't tell lauren'

also nice tits, love those nips

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>>732297078
>>732297437
>>732297344
Oh shit, is this chick OP?

>>732296091
Moo!!

>>732297540
i was on lots of painkillers. i could push the button for my epidural every 15 minutes, it was hard, but not painful.

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>>732296366
>Thinks she's so much hotter than OP's whale, but is like a 2.5 instead of a 2

>>732297437
so did the whale reply or this thread about getting sharpie in your ass now?

>>732296251
Roll

>>732297829
>it was hard, but not painful.
kinda like my dick now

>>732297078
>>732297078
show full body you whore

>>732297851
this 2bh pham

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>>732297078
Keep going, best thread Ive been in all night

I stopped at the facial hair. Sure this is not a guy?

>>732297604
thanks :)

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>>732297463
Skellys sent.

>>732297780
Yes.

>>732298047
Shut up, faggot.

>>732298110
Youre welcome, anon.

>>732294647
Roll for this

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She finally replied and said hi.

dubs for next.

make it interesting, but dont wanna scare her off too soon.

>>732297078
Can't be unseen :(

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>>732298446
Exskellent

>>732298446
Op is actually coming through and isnt a faggot . give you props femanon OP

>>732298207
cmon OP i been saging for 20 minutes now. shoopie in poopie

>>732298571
lets see your tits then, queerbo.

>>732298541
have you heard of /b/

>>732298541
sharpie in pooper

>>732298647
no. ill make some signs or something but i dont feel like it. this is one of the most entertaining threads today.

>>732298655
Not an attention whore or female. Sorry skank, slap your saddle and feedbag back on, you get no play from me

>>732298446
send her pic of your tits and screenshot so we know your not larping

>>732298784
send link to this thread =)

>>732298883
this does nothing lol

yall rollin or what?

>>732299012
This early in the game?
Faggot

>>732299099
Check the waste

Say

Ever suck pussy before?

>>732299162
well damn. ok. will pick and post results. going to try and see what i can get her to do

>>732299108
fuck you you double faggot

>>732299220
almost married a woman at one point

>>732299391
I think he was telling you to say that to her

Anyone?

>>732299391
cmon OP get her fears hopes and dreams so we can destroy that bitch

I bet yoir pussy tastes like kfc chicken and gravy

>>732299469
yeah he was. im high, didnt realize

>>732297078
Just disgusting

>>732299391
>almost married a woman at one point
you dodged a bullet there

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its on now, boys!!

Can I fuck your double chin. Roll

>>732294519
Is that a moustache?

Send a pic of your dick OP

>>732299977
Winner kek

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>>732299881

I wanna smear my sour cum on your mustache

please show me more of those wonderful tits
I think I love you

>>732300085
Reroll

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>>732299881
Just think OP, she's probably touching herself thinking about you.

>>732299979
catch up faggot OP is a gril

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>>732299977

>>732299977

Get to work OP

>>732299977
no. then shell stop talking faggot

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>>732300194
or is "she"...

So is your dick bigger than your mustache? Roll

>>732300343

Those are the rules, now fuck off.

>>732294519
I'd be far more concerned with it's mustache rather than it's bra

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>>732297078
i dont see a difference

>>732297078
you can't wear shirts that show under boob

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>>732299977
>>732300532

Oh goodness. Her youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp3ZFmZg7KUiBhNd1HJ2SBQ

>>732300995

shit got real.

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fucking gold...

>>732300995
are you OP or do you know her as well?

>>732300995
Hey OP just letting you know I will be sending screen shots and explain to her what is going on.

>>732300995
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp3ZFmZg7KUiBhNd1HJ2SBQ
im dying.

>>732301189
ruin the good time for everybody?? what a faggot.

>>732300995
She is quite the fan of monster high.

>>732301219
Bitch tits.

>>732301140
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

she says we can talk when she gets home. idk when that is so may have to start back up later.

>>732301497
Another shot of your tits to hold us over please OP

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>>732301783
heres ass

>>732302039
Oooohh I can get down to this

>>732302039
its the white trash girl

I like Chicks with mustaches, Especially ones cute as you.

>>732302039
moar pls

>>732302039
Fuckin nice. Love back of thigh tattoos. Any from further away?

>>732302326
reroll

>>732302039
10/10 would cum all over

>>732302483
rereroll

>>732294519
what about her 'stache??

>>732302362
her tattoo says white trash

Your moustache is beautiful, i wanna really it tickling my bean

>>732302579
Your moustache is beautiful, i wanna feel it tickling my bean

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>>732294519
seems to me like she's got it bad enough already.

>>732301140
>It's going away

Ask her where it's going

>>732302302


oh jeez. i dont want a rep lol

>>732296237
kek

>>732302699
Kek, rollin for this

>>732302773
I already got dubs, waiting on OP

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>>732302362

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>>732299977

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>>732302805

>>732302796
that doesnt even make sense pleb

>>732302701
i seen all the pics of u naked on here b4

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>>732300995

>>732302933
yeah. i made thread bored one day

>>732302039
would Fuck. Post spread pussy pics please.