Hey /b/ , I have $2000 sitting in my bank account , Any decent

Bump of interest

>>732284199
With 2k? You'll need a financial advisor to see safe returns. Or a pocket scale.

Yup, put it all on red... let it ride /b/ro

>>732284319
They'll charge you, but it's better than sitting on cash accruing no interest. Otherwise pick up day trading. You will lose money at first unless you're fucking rainman.

>>732284319
schmot guy

>>732284392
Or yeah. Gamble. But that's what it is.

>>732284483
>day trading
>2k

brah

>>732284199
This is called the double up.
>Cut bills in half
>Send to treasury department with note you want them to replace damaged bills
My friend and I made 5 million dollars last summer, was pretty cool just tedious work keeping track of everything.

>>732284199
Make more money first

>>732284483
Trading with 2000 lol

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>>732284606
>check washing isn't tedious


yeah and if you send them counterfeits theyll replace your losses

>>732284199
There's no easy flip for that much. At least none that anyone is willing to share.

>>732284199
Git gud at predicting sports outcomes and gamble on that shit. Fuck the juice.

>buy gold
>wait for WWIII
>????
>profit

buy bitcoin sell at the end of this year. Thank me later.

>>732284837
the third post in already did. op just has ADD

>>732284483
>>732284540
Really I'd just suggest speaking to a professional who doesn't lurk on a message board. Itll be hard sifting through fucking idiots and the rare /b/ro that has your back. After 15 to 20k you can start considering real estate, but thats also a slightly dangerous gamble and requires a good credit score. Once again I'm just a guy on a message board who has only seen maybe 50k a year in returns at my top tier. Like I said, first step is a financial advisor, and I might have been lucky with mine.

>>732284910
Yeah no one gives a shiT about gold if shit goes down, hell invest in tobacco... that's one of the reasons why their are limits on how many cartons a person can buy. Great product to invest in

>>732284577
>>732284721
So what did you guys start trading with? And what was invest to profit each market end? Only two of my advisors accounts did it, and they might have been outliars.

>>732284954
>15 to 20k
>real estate
Top kek

>>732284199
Throw u to stocks, find one which you can buy 1000 of that fluctuates +/-$0.10 per week and wait for it to rise, sell when it raises and you can net a couple hundred dollars.

buy shit for cheap, then resell it

>>732284199
Bury it all into Macy's stock

>>732285112
I'm not a day trader but a casual investor j guess you could say? I had 60 k surplus money you could say so threw it all in, did everything myself except for broker, first year a bet loss would have been 6k and now you could call that seed money 93k after three years but I got lucky. I have a good job otherwise though so I can throw it around a bit. Not being a dick I got the shit end of the stick my whole life and rolled 7 11s going into university

>>732284199
Fuck a financial advisor. They usually have a product to sell you that benefits them. Ask any of them if they consistently beat the market. The answer will be no. Look at market index funds. Read mr money mustache

>>732285536
>got lucky

Kk

You can go balls in, but good luck seeing stable returns on pure blind luck. Do you OP. I've said what you need to hear from my side.

>>732284199
2k is the new 20 dolla plebetardt

you could get a peezy of tree for 19 bens, thats 4.25 a g. flip each g at 10, each quad at 65, each half at 120, and each zip at 220, you're making 5.75, 35.25, 60.5, and 100 (ish) respectively. Depending on your clientele and marketing strategy, you're making between 1600 - 2575 every peezy. you can probably get 2lbs for 32-34 bens,
rinse, repeat. If you're in america, buy a smell proof container big enough for an o, and everything else vacuum seal. If you deliver, biking is best as you give up a lot of rights if youre in a car. dont get caught

>>732284199
best way is to buy drugs and flip them, but you probably dont have the connections to buy it at that quantity

in realistic terms, I would either buy an index fund (no sense paying a financial advisor for advice with that low capital) or pick a stock to go long on

You could also go to empireflippers and try and buy a website for that sweet ad money, but $2k wont get you much worth buying

>>732286200
I turned 100 bucks into 14000 in 3 years this way

>>732284721
>>732284577
You pick up one share of what you think works, then note what doesn't, with your dumbass rational of why it should've, then fix that. Neckbeards think they could be millionares over a few months but never try/understand why they're not. Shit's laughable. You're either born in to millions, or you fucking fight tooth and nail so your faggot kids can be millionares. Just aim for a livable wage with a decent amount of fun. Seriously not sure if trolling at this point. I commend you.

Again, we're all dumbasses on a fucking message board. Money isn't instant unless you're a wizard. Those who dropped all their cash on bullshit won't have the resources to post shit. You've been given both sides. Just do you man.

Pick a drug, and slang it.
Or dont
Ive flipped 400 into 6k just keot buying low selling high...
Or long term is smart investments.

Tl;dr sell mdma or coke.

buy bitcoin and MDMA on the darknet. its like $30-40/g if you buy bulk. put 90mg in a capsule and sell for $10-15 a cap

>>732286309
Seriously, faggot 'see an advisor' guy here. My dealer friends have seen more return than anybody else on their transactions than anybody else. If you're smart enough to evade jail time, then you can decide to commit that fucking crime. I've also seen someone get put away for molly, ketamine, and meath dealing, which blows everything. They also knew a few serious junkies, which was the hardest part.

>>732287358
Alright, so my advice, contact someone to help you invest. General consensus for easy money is deal drugs.

Second wins the financial pot, but g/l.

>>732284199
Invest it in Nvidia Shares

>>732287056
400 to 6g?

What time frame?

>>732287574
U wh

Haha. Oooo lol

>>732284606
dude what?

>>732284199
Ok i see all these retards dont know anything about money or how it works.
Listen up kid.
You have $2,000
Thats 20,000 cents.
aka 20,000 circular pieces of cooper.
you can build a house with that many pieces, next sell that house that you just built for $200,000 market value.
Thank me later.

Take it all to the local native American casino you nigger

>>732287574
this because virtual reality will be boomin in about 5-10 years. i'm talking BOOMIN boomin. not just someone has one here and there but yeah. also could invest in ILMN, OLED, etc

>Buy bitcoin
>Download TorBrowser
>goto Alphabay: http://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion/
> Purchase loaded Prepaid cards each one should have about $2500 US on them
>Purchase 22 cards @ $89 each

That many cards equates to around $55k
????
Profit (literally, for once)

>>732284199
by $2000 in weed and sell it for twice the price

buy a pelican case and bury it OP

if you can be even more of a not dumbass, turn it into precious gems or silver first.

do not listen to the rest of this thread. if you arent spending 200 on a ground gun and 1800 on blow you arent making shit with 2k.

and if you don't already have the connect. you wont.

bury it, pretend your poor...and dig it up when you see your opportunity.

it always comes every 3-5 years, you just never have money when it does. you cant flip 2k without risking your life. it isn't worth it unless youre the type of person who would never ask in the first place.

/thread - but you wont.

>>732284319
This guyyyy.

I made $900 today gambling from $20 and couldn't stop and cash out -- burned it all back in.

>>732288057
QLED I've seen in person and DAAAYUUUMMMMM! Still haven't seem OLED in person.

>>732284199
Invest in Tesla or get a mutual fund that includes Tesla and forget about it. You'll thank me in 10 years.

>>732288871
>tesla

snork. google. tesla is consumer shit

>>732284929
Bump. I made $10,000 in three months with $1600 by buying and trading ETH and XRP.

>>732284392
win

loving the amount of btards saying "just gamble" like it will work

>>732284199
I'm a Nigerian prince. I have a couple million dollars that are frozen up. I just need a couple thousand dollars to pay some fees to free up my money. If you lend me 2000, I will give you 10000 when I get my money. Deal?

>>732291107
lel'd gently

>>732288583
oh and for all you fed fucks:

also bury a box with:
xanax
alcohol of choice
maalox
vacuum sealed weed
a hand radio, preferably with a crank

fuck this gay earth

>>732288583
>gaining no interest on buried money for 10 years
you have now LOST money

>>732284199
>flip 2 grand

>>732289010
consumer shit is a great stock

>>732284199
you could always kys

>>732285112
day trading is retarded

>>732291107
>people actually fall for this shit
my dad works at a college and has students telling him about losing money on shit like this all the time
what the fuck

>>732292107
cannot actually argue with you
>>732292028
>im 12 and what are jews

BUY BITCOIN

>>732292893
DON'T

>>732284199
If you have any debit, pay it off immediately. You will be saving the interest that you would have paid.

>>732284199
what do I do if I know the actual answer to this question?

>>732293508
I mean I want to tell OP but there is like a 99.8% chance he is a degenerate.

Its actually incredibly easy and obvious and I'm starting to think most of us are retarded

>>732293707
are you serious?? you think my need for attention will drive me to answer this?

>>732284199
buy a house, should be able to get a nice one for that much

>>732294170
well...you're right. maybe. fuck. put a down payment on a loan OP you useless bastard. Fix your credit. No one with money actually has money. Just approved debt.

>>732294355
where? serbia?

>>732284199
Get on Runescape. I can show you.

>>732284199
> go down to local brothel
> treat self with $2000 worth of pussy

Thank me later

>>732295432
gonna go ahead and thank you now