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Ask someone who's got the pills in hands and is ready to

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Ask someone who's got the pills in hands and is ready to leave this shitty planet anything
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What's it like being a faggot?
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>>732273284
If you were ready, you wouod have done it already. But no. You're here. On /b/, looking for attention.

Well played.
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Why do u want to kill urself?
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>>732273438
This, minus the typos
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>>732273284
eee umm why?
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hahaha 'pills' you are going to die very slowly "ouch my liver blegh" Fucking faggot!!!!!!! hahaha you die painful ouch!!! bleh bleghhh i cant move it hurt bad oww
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>>732273284


What caused this? Not enough hugs from dad, or too many from stepdad?

On with the pills bro.......
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>>732273284
please dont commit suicide! if you have any weapons, try to kill some niggers man, let the cops shoot you! do something productive before you go
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unless those pills are .45 caliber,
OP is a faggot.

remember the /b/ motto"
"OP NEVER DELIVERS"
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asking:

"So how big a fucking faggot are you?"
"On a scale from "very very" to "dying of AIDS" ?
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what are you waiting for?
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>>732273284
I took the pills, ciao /b/...i hoped to fall asleep but i'm way too excited...i hope i don't throw up
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>Buy a Bernie or Bust TShirt
>Drive to Las Vegas
>Equip Bernie shirt
>Spend life earnings
>If you win at all, call it off
>If you lose it all then you must pull out the pills and choke them down right there
>Screech about wagecucks and free healthcare as your body shuts down
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>>732274470
Too late, i'm good as dead now
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>>732273284
What is the point of this? You are not important or wise or rich or anything that can affect us at all. We can't do anything for you or care to try. If you're going to kill yourself just do it and quit this nonsense. If you have something to say then just fucking say it and stop waiting for the right question. You're nothing, you're not going to achieve anything useful or do anything momentous in your short time on this Earth.
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>>732274633
I did it. I killed myself, i took 30 pills that people use to slow down their heart rate, i'm starting to feel dizzy
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>>732274567
Send pictures as proof
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>>732274779
How do i send proof of swallowing some fucking pulls
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>>732274834
Swallow some more and photograph it.
Besides, better safe than sorry.
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>>732274834
pictures of their container? timestamp of your faggot face dying? what do you think?
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>>732274834
Also send me everything you have on Paypal babe
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Can I have your bike?
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>>732274910
I think 30 is more than enough...my stomach hurts a little...i really hope i don't throw up...i had to have a really shitty fucking week to finally bring myself to it, and if i throw up i feel like i'm going to get on living
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>>732274992
No wonder he's killing himself, can't even fucking use his brain
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>>732275099
Send pics of your vomit when your beta body gives up.
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>>732273284
You ain't leaving. You'd only be buried deeper than you already are.
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why use pills just shoot yourself
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>>732275099
R.I.P OP its been nice calling you a faggot. We will miss ya
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>>732275264
He wasn't totally sure and wanted an emergency escape plan, he's a pussy.
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OP post pics of your vomit with a timestamp and I'll send a hooker and pizza to your house
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>>732275487
And I'll send my condolences to OPs family for having such a cuck for a child
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>>732274992
I tried to send a pic but it won't load...i live in shitty third world country, internet is slow
>>732275346
See ya
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>>732275725
OP is confirmed poser. Third world country can't send photos but loads 4chan Kek
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>>732273438
> be me
> have suicidal friend
> tells me he would kill himself if it wouldn't sadden his family and friends
> offer to explain why that's an egoistical decision, from a philosophical view
> declines
> so edgy
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>>732273596
pleaaase sauceeeeeeee
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>>732275849
Dont believe if you want faggo...i feel kinda silly filling the captcha when im gonna die in the next minutes, i'm starting to tremble
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give me your paypal info quick
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>>732276193
there's one in every thread
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>>732276213
maybe it's an earthquake
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this is a better way to die
not by some gay ass pills
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Op won't do it.

Suicidal people commit suicide.

Whiny cunts seek attention on the Internet.
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>>732273284
Why are you still here?
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>>732273284
Later gator, see you on the the side.
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>>732273638
Good call.
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>>732276213
I don't believe that you're in a third world country, you're yet to mention your designated shitting streets yet,
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>>732276785
i am middle class shitstain..
last week we began pooing in the loo (ing)
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>>732276592
The point anon is technically i already did it. I'm still not dead tho, i feel dizzy, my stomach hurts, i went to take a piss and almost fell on the floor but apart from that i'm ok, maybe i'm already dead. But if i don't die, after taking 30 fucking pills of a medicine that only takes 2 to kill some fragile people, it willl mean only one thing : i'm immortal
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>>732273284
ODing on pills is fucking stupid just hang yourself. Have fun waking up in the hospital
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>>732277727
All heil new immortal Indian overlord
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>>732277813
I took pills which often provoke a heart failure, not painkillers, what do you take me for nigger
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>>732277903
I'm not indian. The other anon is pretending to be me
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>>732273284
what kind of pills?

Can I have some?
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>>732277973
That's what all the anons say.
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>>732277980
It's called metorpolol...you can buy some without a prescription
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>>732273284
Why not do something productive? If you truly want to die then you should do something memorable, overdose and you're just another statistic. Go on a shooting spree and you create statistics.
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>>732278196
Statistics. We're all statistics.
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>>732278196
I wouldve gone on a shooting spree but i dont have access to guns...else i wouldve shot myself instead of taking pills that apparently are unreliable
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>>732278303
Quit being a cuck and go fuck some people up. Go punch your worst enemy in the face or something.
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>>732278363
Well go find someone who has a gun and beat the shit out of them. It's not that hard anon.
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>>732278378
I've already taken 30 doses of Metoprolol, what else do you want
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who else {fucked up} here? Bout to pop some hydro

Listening to some " do youuuu believe in maaagic"

Songs are going surprisingly fast for some reason
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>>732273284
are you aware pills rarely ever work, thats why chicks take them, they are attention whores.
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>>732278438
I'm a weak wristed beta, the average person would kill me in one punch
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>>732278466
Welp good bye then faggot. I'd say someone will miss you buts the probably not even true. You had a shot to do something legendary instead of falling apart like the failure you are and you missed it. See you in hell.
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>>732278521
They work just have to combine
>heroin
>xanny
>bottle of liquor

That's all folks...
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>op decides to an hero
>doesn't even timestamp pill bottle or anything

And nothing of value was lost

Also quick repent to Jesus just in case, you'll thank me

JK Jesus is fake. enjoy the void of nonexistence faggot
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>>732278499
This is irrelevant, we're trying to propagate a mass shooting.
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>>732278521
Yeah its been 40 fucking minutes...
If i survive tonight tomorrow i'll probably jump from a building
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metorpolol is for hypertension.
most pills are 25 mg.
some people take up to 450mg with NO side effects.

you took up to 750mg of a non prescription medicine.

side effects will be rash and headaches and maybe dizziness. you will die of embarrassment for your faggoty non attempt at attention seeking, and your mom will spank her gay son
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>>732278466
what is that shit?
Are you at least catching a buzz?
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>>732278575
So fucking what? You're about to overdose but you're afraid of someone killing you? What is this autism.
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>>732278694
Do a facebook livestream of yourself
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>>732278671
Who gives a fuck nigga - just pop on some "peaceful easy feeling" and fade out into the arizone sunshine
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>>732278753
Lmao seriously what the fuck Op.
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>>732278466
>Metoprolol

OC for you faggot
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>>732278075
you took your moms non prescription pill bottle for high blood pressure medication. WOW, the faggotry is strong in this piece of shit
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Please don't. Get to a hospital
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>>732278983
Why do you care?
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>>732278937
I was impersonating OP and now I'm getting responded to more than Pajeet over here
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am dying guize. buy
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>>732278937
>Please don't. Get to a hospital
he took the 25mg small womans dosage, in thirty pills (1 months worth). you are posting the old person with agina dosage, not his womans formula
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>>732278698
Fucking hell. I built up to it. I actually took the fucking pills and you're telling me it was useless? Metorpolol fukken DROPPED. Tomorrow i'll jump from a height...i thought medicines used for hypertension were dangerous drugs and you could easily get a heart failure...well that's too bad...the problem is i'm afraid i wont be able to do it like i "did" it tonight...Just imagine yourself at my place, when taking all those pills, i was thinking well it's not that difficult to die and, i finally did it! Fukken hell
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>>732273284
why do you hate pizza and weed and nintendo gaemz r u dum or sumthn
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>>732279154
Dude no fucking wonder you're trying to kill yourself, you're probably the most autistic piece of shit I've ever seen.
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>>732279154
go do a ceremonial wash at the ganges, drink the river water, and chew on some leftover body parts from a poor classes funeral pyre leftovers, and call it a day, Burphinder
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>>732279154
Puke it up and send timestamps fag
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>>732279154
Yeah sure, whatever you say LARPing faggot
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If this is real, then rest in peace. I will follow your path soon.
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>>732278698
>>732279154
Wait a minute! I just checked and the pills are 200 mg...which means i took 6 g of this shite...does it mean i'm going to die afterall?
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>>732279429
if you say so.
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