Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>732258278
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>732263398
Because he keeps teasing him him.
>
Yes I did
>>732263383
Are you suuure? Shouldn't you get a new dress shirt thingy?
>>732263457
kek, what's there to talk?
>>732263210
I heard that.
Still here.
>>732263398
That option has already been exhausted
>>732263458
>Yet
Thats also a really cute pic
>>732263321
@mm5671
Claiming best girl.
>>732263078
thank
Still here
Eu claimed~
>>732263621
Forgot pic also back to work i go
>>732263599
Too much effort!
>>732263622
You're welcome.
I'm heading off to bed now. Bye bye!
>>732263621
Shoo! I'm not getting raped
>>732263599
Stop trying to rape me
>>732263584
>French kisses
>>732263701
I can do it f-...
night
>>732263622
>girl
>>732263759
Are you scared yet?
>>732263688
>>732263647
shoo
>>732263446 (Tomo-chan)
Oh yeah you don't enjoy watching anime, right?
>>732263524
Thank you for making the thread.
>>732263599
Aikawa seems like an sinister catfish D:
>>732263621
Ever thought about living in a van?
God those were great times
>>732263759
>smiles when our lips touch
ah~..
>>732263817
That's no way to talk to your friends~
>>732263647
Give TG so I can rape you
>>732263504
No, but I kind of want to out of curiosity.
>>732263885
Would a catfish do this?
>
>>732263807
Anything really I wish you would unblock me, I just want to get to know you better.
>>732263954
Yes
>>732263210
No No just sleepy time
>>732263259
Try complementing people
>>732263398
In all fairness these 2 are pains in the ass, One of them named Jade was my first girl friend
>>732263817
see >>732263927
60 NIGGES
How does JoJo's hat work?
>>732263807
Best girl.
>>732263885
It depends
>>732263942
@Eumouto
Also check out @cuteplace~
>>732263647
Eu are welcome here
>>732264010
Oh snap that's even worse. Is she fat now?
>>732264051
Do you like moe-blob anime?
>>732263807
A little...
>>732263885
>grabs your butt as we kiss and when we break the kiss I let go of it
Ah~
How is my Sonokawaii?
>>732264185
I-i, um... ah.. um
>>732264010
Okay...
N-nice knife!...
>>732264009
No, they wouldn't!
Fish can't talk!
>>732263974
But you can do that here, right?
>>732264048
>best
>girl
>>732264185
I'll frighten you even more soon then.
>>732264144
Moe blob?
>>732264333
No we cannot do it here with everyone looking. Nice trips.
>>732263807
Keep it up, Mio will go soft out of embarrassment.
>>732264131
Thank Eu~
Does Waifu have a discord server?
>>732264408
Why not?
>>732264438
Will do
hello
>>732264333
What do you mean?!
>>732264262
You're so cute when your so flushed!
>>732264333
She's actually a guy though? That's pretty funny. I'm still going to use the female pronoun~
Why is she wearing a girls uniform then?
>>732264406
Yeah like, uh. Kobayashi-san Chi no maid Dragon
>>732264510
Because I would like to talk about you and you seem like a private person.
>>732264333
That's right!
>>732264518
Hi cute
What anime is that?
>>732264539
You're doing this to me on purpose!
>>732264454
Eu're welcome
>>732264566
Ehh. Haven't watched it.
>>732264642
sword art online II
>>732264658
Watch Manime like JoJo or Fist of the NorthStar, then~
>>732264723
>II
Sounds like a huge investment...
>>732264539
>>732264438
>walks closer with a smug face
>grabs boobies
>>732264566
Or maybe a girl pretending to be a guy for attention? You'll only find out if you read it.
>>732264598
It's neither of those!
>>732264590
What does that mean?
Claim
>>732264144
No she was still fit and she hasn't grown since I last saw her like 4 years ago!
>>732264333
Thank you it is just a kitchen knife but it dose the jod
>>732264835
You're wrong.
>>732264922
That's also... n-nice hair and shoulders?
>>732264978
hey that's a pretty good pic.
>>732264835
St-stop that! Don't t-touch me!
>moves your hands off of me
>>732264642
You're cute though!
>grinds my pelvis on yours, teasing you
>>732265029
For once you're right.
>>732264760
I've watched jojo. I just don't watch a lot of things really
>>732265058
>>takes photos
>>732264841
Post lewds and I'll give you some Yuri~
Break's over time to get back to werk, goodbye everyone! <3
>>732264835
I hope it's a guy, that would be great~
Bye Aikawa, get some rest.
>>732264841
bewbs~
>>732264922
Ayy dude get back with her!
That's a irl waifu right there. Most girls let themselves go after high school.
>>732265058
>presses her legs together
ah.. that feels good...
>>732265133
That doesn't sound normal. We will talk about this later if I get back. Go eat something, baka.
>>732264790
Watch it!
>>732264835
What's the name of that character and manga
>>732263927
>>732264019
Friendly banter is all
Tenryuu claimed
>>732264835
I just want to get to know you better.
>"If Stand user inhales even a little bit of cigarette smoke..."
>"...a vein pops up on the tip of their nose"
JoJo pls.
>>732265196
You're a lewd one~
>>732265293
But sometimes friendly banter can hurt~
>>732265426
Nice trick JoJo! Keep it up!
>>732265426
Joseph dies a second time
Za warudo freezes time and Dio uses a knife to kill him
>>732265609
And you're a massive faggot.
>>732265278
Aikawa from Prunus Girl
>>732265058
>licks cheek while her hands are busy
There's no escape!
>>732265106
I wonder who that girl in the pic was.
>>732265209
night night
>>732265362
I'm going to sleep now though
>>732265683
She's Saya.
>>732265196
...I'll consider it
>>732265209
'Sup?
>>732265683
Alright goodnight, please add me back, I want to talk to you.
>>732265774
Nice try, but that's already the name of the disgusting flesh thingy.
Night
>Yuri, when you know for a fact it's another guy on the other end of that post
In other news, TOMOKO IS GETTING MARRIED.
Stop being ERPing faggots and talk about waifu. Not yourselves or your faggot fetishes and fantasies.
>>732265906
I meant Yuri hentai, retard
>>732266202
Sure you did.
You obviously meant Yuri Hentai with zero implication of ERP.
Entirely.
>>732265897
Add me back, qt
>>732263524
>>732265029
Thank you it takes A while to do my hair
Your doing well at this good job
>>732265209
Bey bey
>>732264790
Don't watch it
>>732265906
ERP is the greatest love story ever told on /waifu/
>>732266321
Do you like hiding behind things to?
>>732266398
sometimes
>>732266398
It really isn't.
The greatest love story ever told on /waifu/ should be between you and you're waifu.
Not some Anonymous poster posting his waifu you closet faggot.
>>732266300
Actually I did mean just the hentai
I only ERP with people I deem fit.
>>732266541
>>732266404
I messed up there
>>732265660
Joseph also dies a third time after he gets revived by hamon and at the end it's revealed everything was just a dream, dreamed by The World.
>>732266615
I'm so sure.
>>732266541
hot
>>732266541
A cute!
>>732266674
And you're still a massive faggot, but that's not even a spoiler.
>>732266566
It should be but no one really tells their story anymore. Plus, heretics.
>>732266734
I want to snuggle Saya on that bed.
>>732266654
It is ok we all make mistakes
>>732266932
i want to snuggle you on that bed
>>732266398
ERP made thread great again.
>>732266706
replied to the wrong post
>>732266734
saya is cute too, long hair is best
>>732267020
you are right there
>>732267108
faggot
>>732267032
Oh!
>>732266675
And also I actually have my hands full with someone
>>732265788
Just have a regular lewd, Stocking anon doesn't want me to post her waifu.
>>732267108
More like shit again.
>>732265683
S-stop! You're l-lucky S-Sonokawa isn't here!
>struggles
>>732267318
Ah, so you are ERPing with Stocking.
Color me surprised.
>>732267450
Why do you like Sonokawa anyway?
>>732267318
Nice
>>732267482
Nope, Eu actually.
>tfw im the only anon who never erpd with stocking
>>732267633
It truly doesn't matter if you keep it out of the thread.
But look at the rest of the thread.
Filled with nothing but *kissu* *ERMAGERD NO* *kissu*
I still consider you a perpetrator.
>>732267762
>Only
>>732267801
post tiddies
>>732267762
>tfw I'm the only anon who hasn't erped with noire
I'm basically in the same boat
>>732267878
Fuck off.
>>732267762
same and I don't mind people doing it
>>>732267933
what if I get these trips
>>732267991
Pathetic.
>>732268024
post cutest pic then
So, I held it back for two days~; orgasmic.
>>732268108
uwu 7 full shots
>>732268093
>>732267122
>long hair is best
YES! It's stupid how many characters cut their hair because character development or something.
>>732267762
>only anon
>only
>>732268147
got anything pc wallpaper sized?
>>732268108
cum every day xd
>>732268166
>tfw only videl and saya did
>>732268144
Eh~?
>>732268201
Someone post Sono's nocturnal emission.
>>732268199
>>732268293
Feathered?
>>732268347
>>732268347
I wish sono's cock was in me when he did that
>>732268166
sad when that happens
I'm kinda bored, I need something to do
>>732268510
Get in line
Wish I knew what the topic was~.
>>732268978
Sono's massive orgasms.
>>732263759
I never rape. Only consensual
>>732263885
I like having my own shower
>>732269271
Sueño's?
>>732267762
I havent erpd with stocking and maybe not noire
>>732267897
>>732269497
Sonokawa
>>732269424
S-sure, that's what they all s-say!
>>732269572
And I haven't erped with you
>>732269616
>>732263759
homura
>>732269706
What?
I'm Mio
>>732269857
homura
https://youtu.be/1qbuZhVUj_g
Erp btw haHAA
>>732270851
That meme isnt funny
>>732269706
>>732271324
music homura
>>732271476
That warms my heart a little.
>>732271723
You're a cool guy tbh
>>732271723
lol u suck
joj when
>>732271801
You too moogster. Been doing or listening to anything new?
>>732271868
Good question.
>>732271801
Am I a cool guy?
>>732269572
Why aren't you answering TG?
Homura has a crush on Sonokawa?
>>732272033
damn
I want to at least be here when Rohan is introduced
>>732272147
no
>tfw no anon will be your master
Kill me
>>732272215
Your opinion doesn't matter.
>>732272717
>>732272215
You are the uncoolest guy in waifu. We need to resume gabu.
>>732272796
does that mean I'm the hottest? Really makes you think
when
>>732272773
>tfw no kasumiSxU
>>732273069
That is also a good question. I should go to sleep in like 20 mins max tho.
>>732273090
Most people call me Ama anyways
>>732273239
Sleeping early, almost forgot that you have a job now
>>732272033
Thanks dude. Here's the most recent recents chart I made. Talking to Karen right now and I'm slowly losing my shit while we speak tbh.
>>732272147
Yeah
>>732273620
It's a catchy name. Good thing I open the shop instead of closing, Friday night must be hell in a supermarket.
>>732274214
What is happen?
>pounces on your chart and notices your Hibi no Awa
owo whats this
>>732274214
>>732274358
You'll probably get to live it soon anyway.
Did I tell you about foot? I need to go see a specialist next week, just to make sure that I can keep working or whether or not I need surgery
>>732275140
night
>>732275140
goodnight
>>732269664
Idk who you are
>>732269616
The whole attitude of real resistance is a turn off. Sex is no fun if your partner isnt absolutely begging for it.
>>732272148
Im at work
Hello
>>732275884
Good evening
>>732274358
I was pissed off a while ago for no reason again, and he wanted to talk. It's real life shit.
>>732274367
>>732275140
Fug
Goldnight
>>732275971
>>732275140
Goodnight*
What is everyone doing atm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7sCJ75ZXrw
>God is dead btw
>>732275884
Hi
>>732276083
Leveling Yuu ;-;
>>732275968
How was your day?
>>732276083
Hows it going, listening to some music right now.
>>732276083
Thread is cancer, ERP, and homo hugbox/hookup.
Why did you return, anyway?
>>732276371
Same as any other, I suppose
What are you listening to?
tfw cyan will never be your slave
kill me now
>>732276393
>this meme again
Please end ur lyfe
kthnxbai
>>732276586
Except it isn't a meme, ERP is rampant in the threads.
Anyone who can read knows this.
Who the fuck are you even? How long have you been posting? Are some /r9k/ reject who wandered into /b/ where you found this thread?
>>732276405
Welcome back
>>732276123
You can do it, i guess
>>732276371
I dunno which song i should listen to next
>>732276393
Because i'm a masochistic bastard to myself
>Nagato-chan
>Trash
>Any other waifu is automatically dead due to the fact that my waifu is so badass and adorable.
>Not a Yandere; no Darwin award included
>Innocent, bashful, and extremely fuckable
I win. Fuck you and your trashy waifu.
>>732276816
You don't know who I am? Have you been following the thread the past couple of days.
Mi Liu but I claim Panty now.
And ERP is only during the night, between like 4 guys. In the day its just regular RP.
Learn the difference, fag.
>>732276939
Hello, I am the Federal Boobie Inspector. Present your waifus breasts.
>>732276551
Thats fair, day in day out same thing every day. Im on a Zeppelin kick right now.
>>732276939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-21AtiWV3TE
>>732276873
thank
>>732276586
Nah, I won't even worry about the asthmatic neckbeard behind the waifu.
I'll just shame Panty.
>slut
>literally a slut
>is stupid
>a slut
>shitty art style that is interrupted by thot style that expresses how much of a slut Panty is
>turbo slut
>has fucked more guys than you have met
>worst girl of her series
>Slut
Holy fuck, your character is so vague and underdeveloped she has no other value than being a cock sheath.
>Mi Liu
Get NS so I can block you.
>>732277127
>botes
>having a personality
Can't fool me.
>>732276939
No more hurting the Yuu boat
>>732277127
No boatgirl is innocent, you play sloppy seconds to the admiral
>>732277182
At least things will shake up a bit soon. I have a work term I'm doing
>>732277309
>When your only personality is "Cock loving Slut."
>>732277257
I kind of fell asleep on you last night
>>732277500
i'd like someone to fall asleep on me
and then molest me
>>732277668
But you wouldnt be awake for it.
>>732277668
HOT
>>732277919
i'd feel it waking up and get off to it from then on knowing what went down while i was unconcious
>>732277267
>asthmatic
Nice try, I don't have asthma, retard.
>neck beard
Fuck I can't even grow a beard, much less a thick, hairy neck beard
Tomoko
>Is probably on the spectrum
>has disgusting bags under her eyes
>probably has a full big bush
>smells bad
>ants in her hair
>eats alone
>has only one friend
>tried to be a hooker but failed
>tries to have incest with Tomoki
>is probably a lesbian
>asked a girl what panties she was wearing
>wanted someone to rape her, failed at that too
>tried to get a job, failed at that too
>tried to be mysterious and cool, failed again
>trying to be social, failing
>drops her spaghet too much
>is fujoshi
>has long greasy black hair
>has pastey, ghostly skin
>looks like the girl from rings
>wants to be a slut, but too much of a pussy to get some dick
>literally desperate for cock
Hmm...
Tomoko really sounds like her claimer! Well at least her big blue eyes are cute :^)
>Get NS
Naw m8
>>732277418
>when you can't think of an insult other than slut
>>732278230
>>Is probably on the spectrum
Every female is, invalid.
>>has disgusting bags under her eyes
Your opinion, I find them attractive.
>>probably has a full big bush
She shaves, canon.
>>smells bad
She showers regularly, canon.
>>ants in her hair
That one time.
>>eats alone
So do you.
>>has only one friend
Actually has about 5, read the manga.
>>tried to be a hooker but failed
It was a delusion, she wondered what it would be like to be an escort and high school student.
>>tries to have incest with Tomoki
Nico Tanigawa has touched on incest a lot, they do not approve.
>>732276083
Working
>>732278198
Well everyone has their fetishes I guess.
>>732278230
nothing you listed about tomoko is a bad thing
arguably it's even on the plus side
>>732278453
>not at least denying that she craves cock
Wew lad
>Panty
>>732278619
All women do
>>732278230
>>is probably a lesbian
Prison gay at best.
>>asked a girl what panties she was wearing
Her best friend.
>>wanted someone to rape her, failed at that too
She instantly regretted that decision. Everyone makes mistakes.
>>tried to get a job, failed at that too
She did get a job tho, she didn't like it. So she quit. An adult thing to do.
>>tried to be mysterious and cool, failed again
She's just being Chu2, calm down sperg.
>>trying to be social, failing
Not really. Read the new chapters.
>>drops her spaghet too much
She's getting a better grip on her reality. Read the new chapters.
>>is fujoshi
Not nearly as much. Read the new chapters.
>>has long greasy black hair
She showers regularly. And I love long black hair.
>>has pastey, ghostly skin
I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars.
>>looks like the girl from rings
Perfect. I love that creepy look.
>>wants to be a slut, but too much of a pussy to get some dick
The term is shy. Can't really blame her for not acting like a dog in heat every day.
>>literally desperate for cock
Most high school girls are.
>>732278619
Post was too long, had to split it.
>>732278230
>>when you can't think of an insult other than slut
Well Panty doesn't have much else going for her.
Stocking was the best girl of the series, followed by the demon sisters, and then Panty was even beat out by Brief.
Anything else you have to say, Faggot?