>Fapping to TS porn >Nut hard >Nothing comes out >Get

Oh fuck no

>>732234318
one word.... dead tapeworm... go to the docotor NOW.

Your egg

>>732234318
you busted a nut
thats what you get for being a faggot

>>732234318
A mutated sperm

Worm

You fucking any ass, dirty hookers, or putting your dick anywhere else it shouldn't go bareback? Let's say 6 months or longer ago?

Tapeworm bro

>>732234445
thats two words tho

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wtf is that? go see a doctor dude

>>732234318
according to google image search, it's food.
what does it taste like?

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>Reverse image search
>0 results

I wonder if thats a highly coagulated cum string that never made it out from a previous fap

>>732234318
You keep petri dishes around the house?

OP did something very dirty with his dick to get a worm somewhere between his prostate and urethra.

>>732234318
its a big sperm

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>>732234318
>>Have to pull it out rest of way

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DOCTOR
NOW

>>732234508
No only thing I can think of is I swam in a river last month

>>732234591
This we must know its important to your survival..

>>732234640
kek

>>732234640
Just what I was thinking

>>732234640
It's a plastic cup

>>732234318
Its a kidney stone dont worry about it but chill with the vitamins thats what causes them usually

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>>732234318
>serious medical ailment
>posts on /b/
proof of natural selection ladies and gentlemen

>>732234640
since when do those have plastic recycling codes on them?

Lmfao looks like a urine stoned tape worm... gratz, shit is eating your kidneys

>>732234318
>>Fapping to TS porn

This is what you get for being a degenerate faggot

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You passed a dead tapeworm, see image for reference.

>>732234719
so its seafood then
fry it up and serve with tartar sauce

>>732234789

Since forever dumbfuck.

>>732234318
dude, go see doctor immediately, like fucking right now

>>732234318
kek
what does it smell like?

>>732234640
nigga thats a plastic cup

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>>732234591

>>732234822
god damn pulling that shit out from yo dick

>>732234915
Very strongly like smegma

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>>732234804
If there is a God, imagine them sitting around, contemplating that this is their fault

>>732234837
You don't put tartar sauce on seafood, you degenerate

>>732234640
take your petri dish and make a wish

https://youtu.be/rW_gxuKOmOQ?t=7m55s

>>732235004
What does it taste like... taste it

>>732234318
eat it

>>732235094
this

>>732235106
>>732234837

OP here I gave it a lick, It tastes really sour, Sort of like licking a lemon without the lemony flavour, Just stinging sourness

>>732234771
soda also is a factor as well as antacids

>>732235197
Pics or it didn't happen

>>732235197
You liar... pics or it didnt happen

>>732235259
This

>>732235075
Imagine ending up at the pearly gates and st peter asks how you got there.

>Ate cum nuggets

>>732235291
this

>>732235197
pics or it didnt happen

>>732235295
Kek

>Someone told me once, that you should light your dick on fire, if a tapeworm comes out, to kill the eggs.

You've been real naughty haven't you OP? That is a dead tapeworm.

In other words, get to a doctor, now.

>>732235197
post picture with it on your tongue

>Drink more water (try for at least 1.5 liters a day)
>Lay off sodas, coffee, tea
>Eat healthier
>Lay off vitamins unless you really need them (there's a blood test for that)
>be less fat
>Piss after sex/faps

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>>732235334
>this
I'm a doctor.

>>732235312
This

Include me in the screen cap

>>732235419
This

>>732235417
That is not a good way to commit suicide

OP has Schistosomiasis

https://en.wikipedia
.org/wiki/Schistosomiasis

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Jesus what are those blobs? And how did you pull those out of your dick?

OP, if you don't eat it, you have to eat it.

>>732235532
This

Eat it

>>732235687
This

Deliver the proof cunt

>>732234318
You fucking idiot, that's your alpha sperm. Now you wont be able to produce anymore sperm for like 3 years. Rip my dude.

>>732235720

Not this.

>>732235687

That.

>>732234771
Was comin here just to say that /thread

>>732235687
This

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>>732235596

rip op

Boil it

FUCK FUCK FUCK OP ITS THE SPERM KING HE IS DEAD YOU WONT HAVE BABIES!

>>732235790
all the good spermzoa are gone?!?

I just got done fapping myself and have the stinging sensation. I imagine it has something to do with cum backing up midway.

I didn't expect you do have something actually come out of your dick.

>>732234783
>posts stuff like you posted
>thinks is funny but isn't because retarded
>hasn't killed self
proof of autism
ladies and gentlemen

>>732235596

>The disease is spread by contact with fresh water contaminated with the parasites.

>>732234719

>>732235791
>>732235795
>>732235720
>>732235687
>>732235532
>>732235419
>>732235312
>>732235291
>>732235146
This

>>732235896
i remember watching this doc on water monsters and this guy was peeing in a river and some kind of worm literally swam up his pee stream into his dick.

>>732235966
that

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>>732235942

>>732235596
looks like we have a winner

>>732234318
say hello to your testicles

>>732235596
>>732235942
good thing OP licked it, now new parasites will be in his stomach as well

good going op!

>>732234318
Doesn't ask doctor but asks /b/ instead

>>732236091
>implying that licking a dead parasite creates new ones

Shit for brains

>>732235896
The stinging sensation if from pissing either 30 minutes before or after masturbating. Sperm in urethra.

>>732236238
you know for a fact that every cell on that is dead? bitch?

WHO'S THAT POKÈMON

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>>732234318
Well at least it's not lupus.

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Why are you still here go to a fucking Doctor!

>>732236407
it's dratini!!

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>>732236408
>lupus

>>732235666

>>732234318
Busted a nut so hard you ex-pulsed your egg mate.
Go to see the guru of medicine now.
Eat the head to gain its strength as well may help with your vitality.

>>732235596
the fuck is shitstormiasis?

>>732236019
These>>732235966

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>>732234318
Plz OP don't let this thread die

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>>732236515
Apparently you didnt get the joke.

>>732234318
Was it pleasant to pull it out?

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>>732235915

>>732234318

Either a dead tape worm or kidney stones. (0% tape worm though. Gross OP

>>732237248
90%*

alrite, i came here for porn and asian bitches, but enough internet for today

>>732234318
Pretty sure I saw this image a week back, some bitch claimed she dropped one from her vagina after her period.

>>732234318
>TS porn
I think I have found what the problem is

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>>732234318
this

Timestamp you cunt

>>732235966
this

>>732238546
this

>>732238598
this

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>>732235790
Kek