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If you post in this thread you will never get old and you

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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If you post in this thread you will never get old and you will never die.
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that the bird that makes sense8?
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>>732234393
>that the bird that makes sense8?
yes and no.

Those are the Wachowskis. They along with Tom Tykwer make the abortion that is Sense8. Everytime I see them I get so fucking angry at what a fucking disappointment they are. They shot their wad with the first matrix film and then fucking mentally disintegrated.
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Okay
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Die faggots
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>>732235080
But V for Vendetta
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I wonder why he waited so long to become a woman since Lana transitioned like 10 years prior.

From this image alone I can totally see Lana being an older woman but damn Lilly does not look good.
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If I die, I'll come and kill you fucker
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Makes sense
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Cool
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if dubs I die tonight
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Immortality here i come
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I mean, if you say so...
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>>732233676
ok
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Worth a shot
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>>732233676
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I like women
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>>732235657
Yeah they can have credit for writing and producing, sure.
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>>732233676
worth it i guess
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>>732233676
Worth a shot
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>>732233676
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>>732233676

Posting because one day I will be explaining to students about my secret of eternal life. I will explain the dark and twisted path a grand master must walk to achieve immortality. You have to post shit in a shit thread on /b/ with a picture of two mentally ill retards at the top. I mean, isn't it obvious?
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k.
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>>732233676
https://youtu.be/8HTVson6VPQ
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>>732233676
Glad to be with my immortal brothers here
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>>732233676
>these are the people that made matrix

ruins the movies for me tbh
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What?
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Okay I'll take it.
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aint gonna hurt
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>>732233676
I can't wait
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who wants to live forever
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>>732233676
eh
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k
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>>732233676
cool
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cool
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>>732233676
guess i will have to now
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Ok
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Cool
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>>732233676
aging is essentially living rot from your body not repairing itself after the age of 25, your body decaying while your still alive

So far there are about 3 main causes of aging, perhaps even more that I may not know about but those 3 are still the major contributors and are as followed

1) Telomeres, the protective tips of your chromosomes, they shorten after every cell division and once they are gone your DNA becomes more vulnurable and the damage leads to protein production failure/errors, organ failure, many diseases, you name it and its fucked it'll probably happen, thats why being old sucks, everything is breaking down, imagine it like the engine of your car if you never get the oil changed, it gets pretty fucked
2) mitochondrial wear and tear, mitochondria are pretty much why you and your cells are alive, it has its own genome and was probably its own organism until our single celled ancestors decided to eat and enslave them but for the most part they are happy slaves, anyway over time they can get issues that cause you issues, like the ones you see in nursing homes
3) Cellular debris, many times junk debris float around and aren't taken really removed by any waste disposal, kinda like if you never take out the trash and it just build up in your house, they can float around and also cause issues

tl;dr
you can cure aging with science
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>>732233676
NIGGERS
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>>732233676
Promise anon? Cross your fingers ?
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neat
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>>732237117
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>>732233676
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If trips while thread is false, if not than congrats on living forever with me mates
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Idk if I want to live forever but I would definitely want to live more than a measly 100 years give or take
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>>732233676
boi
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nice
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>>732233676
Too late, OP
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>>732233676
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>>732233676
>Matrix thread?
matrix thread
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Hit me with some immortality
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>>732236780
B-but Ninja Assassin... wait, nevermind
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>>732245288
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>>732235878

They DONT became women, they just choped off their dicks and balls and now they are under hormonal treatment, but they still are men.
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>>732233676
Trips and I die in my sleep
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>>732246783
you been sniffing the blue dimatapp pill too hard
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>>732233676
On the inside...
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No thanks
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>>732233676
MRW the dude on the right looks exactly like my mother in law
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>>732233676
ok
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What if I want to die?
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>>732244595
That manga panel is from John K. Peta
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Thanks op, you're not a faggot
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>>732233676
fake
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mayhaps
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Testing, will confirm in 200 years if OP was right.
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Bullshit! It expedited the process!
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Never know
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>>732233676
sefgD
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Not true
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posting in this thread
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Alrighty then
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>>732235080
Cloud Atlas was good.
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>>732250497
>Cloud Atlas was good.
kys
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