ADVICE IDEAS INSPIRATION I need a lesson for my fucking neighbor,

hide a dead animal in it somewhere and let it rot

>>732232277
Leave a kind note asking him to refrain from parking there.
Remember, vengeance is a two way street. Whatever you do to his vehicle could be done to yours. Start out by being kind and usually people respond kindly.

>>732232277
Tell him to stop parking in your spot you scared beta faggot

>>732232460
>>732232588
Told him already. No results.

I need a real lesson for him.

>>732232376
Not possible tho.

>>732232899
Then get a floor jack and 4 furniture dollies. Jack up his car and put the dollies under each wheel and push his car to wherever you want.

Smear vaseline on the wipers, next time it rains it smears across the windshield and when mixes with water get very blurry.
>>732232460
If that dont work you do anything else, since he knows its you.
If op wasn't such apussy he would set fire to a few bin's and the car, just another random act of vandalism.

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>>732233022
Pic related also works.

Put some nails under his tires and then call a tow truck and tell them the car is in your spot so they come and tow it.

>>732232899
"P-p-please m-m-mister d-d-don't park in muh-muh-muh parking spot" doesn't count. Be assertive.

>>732232944
Prawns under the hubcaps
Cooking oil up the exhaust

https://www.google.fr/search?q=brake+fluid+on+car+paint&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiUzPSDg-jTAhWDhRoKHeD9CYkQ_AUIBigB&biw=1280&bih=633

Just put brake fluid on a bottle, and your good to go

>>732232277
Pour fish oil in the air vents just in front of the windshield

man up and tell him face to face
If he swings fuck his shit up

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>>732232277
>MY parking space
prove it belongs to you

>>732233333

>>732232277
something that can be easily washed off but still disgusting...bag of shit in the wheel arches

>>732232277
Get him a coloring book so he learns not to go out of the lines.

>>732233022
No troubles with the cops requested tho.
>>732233095
I tried eggs but the fucker just washes his fucking car.
>>732233279
Good idea anon.

What's best? Sodo or Amoniac to attack leave traces on the car?

>>732233377
My House. My parking space.

>>732233457
Good one too.

>>732232277
Take proof of ownership of the parking space to the local law enforcement and have them remove his car.

Women are fickle, for the most part. They will tell you that they want one thing but really they want another. This is not done intentionally to piss you off or be deceitful, but because they are testing you. Women will say "I don't want to play games" because then she has an easier time pushing the boundaries and testing the limits.

Does that behavior sound familiar? Yes, because women are overgrown children.

Now before some of you go crying "MGTOW", I'm not - so hear me out:

I have very little demands for when it comes to my relationships. All I want is complete honesty and transparency. Women will say "Oh that's amazing that's all I want too!" but this is said only to maintain face. In reality they despise this because it makes them feel guilty about their deceitful attitude that stems from the boundary and limit pushing/testing.

I used to put all my stock in the loves I shared up until I was 20 some 15 years ago. My father said to me something that lasted one day. He said the following :

"You have to truly love something before you can love someone".

I spent years deciphering that. One day it clicked. For reference - my father has been with my mother since they were 14. They have the perfect marriage that fucks with your concept of what is really possible. For years I wanted something that lived up to what they had. I realized eventually that I was most likely not ever going to find it, so long as I kept putting my woman of the time / my relationship / my feelings of love and infatuation first.

So here's the secret to a healthy, happy life that can include a wonderful relationship:

Put yourself first.
Tackle your dreams.
Pursue your passions.
Do all that crap, but most of all -
Put. Yourself. First.


If you start to argue with that about the behavior being selfish, you won't get anywhere - I was resistant to that same concept for the same reasons.

Put yourself first.


Godspeed Anon.

>>732233534
Police here are lasy pussies.
If there's no dead body they don't move.

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>>732233528
>My House
then have it towed

>>732233528
My House. My parking space.

So he's in your driveway?

>>732233528
also put disgusting shit under the door handles for a nasty surprise

OP is a flaming plebenstein

>>732233652
Yes.

I need to give him a lesson but no troubles with he cops.

>>732233710
Threw shit on the car once.

OP have your mom leave a note on his windshield

>>732233559
nice advice
nice story
nice postnum

>>732233528
Then tow it, what are you retarded?

>>732233614
Call an actual towing company yourself ffs.

>>732232277
have tow truck driver tow it away..
tell him something wrong with it and need to take it to the shop. After he drops it off you may need to pay him. After tow truck driver leaves, leave a note on the car stating that it was parked in my spot and fuck off.

The guy will be without his car for couple days. That should get through to him.

>>732233559
How do i deal with wimenz like this

>>732233906
Not living in the us. Only cops can do that.

>>732233906
Problems with that include not having keys and needing to show ID, BUT a lot of tow companies will tow it if it's on your property. He just needs to be able to prove he lives there. Nbd.

>>732232277
Unless you own the space or are specifically renting that space from the landlord, it's not YOURS and I would encourage you to be a man instead of a child and park somewhere else.

>>732233789
Lol wtf are you retarded? Call a towing company. He is in your fucking driveway and you can't get him to move? Are you actually retarded hahahaha wtf is wrong with you you retarded idiot

If it's your house then have it towed....

>>732233789
If he's in your driveway that's trespassing. Call the cops.

If he's actually on the street and you're just but hurt that he's in front of your house then you need to get over it, that's public space open to anyone.

Also, look into getting a 'towing enforced' sign for the offending area.

>>732233789
If he's in your driveway, have the car towed away or set it on fire. End of story.

>>732234122
My space and no cops won't come and take action.
Cops are too busy with Terrorists and fapping on 4chan.

>>732234122
Agree with the first part, a no tresspassing sign wouldn't hurt either.

The latter really depends on state parking regulations from my understanding.

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Dogshit on windowcleaners and dooropener.

Another option, of he really is on your private property put up a gate.
You can then either lock him out, or depending on your level of ass hurt, lock him in so he no longer has access to the car.

>>732234274
No it doesnt depend on state parking regulations. Street parking is public parking, anyone can park there. You might be thinking of "permit parking only" but that only means you need a permit to park on the street, it still doesnt give you rights to a specific street spot.

>>732234248
You have nothing to lose by trying t have it towed, if it doesn't pan out, nbd.


Failing that I'd stick with the fish oil or even a destructive tactic, but the fish oil is pretty quick and easy. Do it, fagit. Document lolz for broz.

Is the spot actually owned by you or assigned to you? If it is, call the cops and have his car towed. If it isn't don't fuck with his car, get over it and find a new spot. You aren't assertive enough to have that spot.

>>732234248
Law enforcement is their job. Make them do their job.

>>732234342
Snapping keys off in his doors would be hilarious. The lock bit made me think of that.

>>732234406
What, five feet from the road is public? And if it's a public sidewalk he might be sol, but what if it's hise driveway, like making it difficult to back up or something? We've towed a few times, back when we lived in an apt, but it was done by the property manager.

You should also note that if you really have told him not to park there and you sabotage his car he could very easily take you to court for the damage to his property and very easily win. You would then be required to pay for repairs, if the damage includes a smell that can't be removed you would owe him a new car of equal value.

>>732234460
If you only knew what they do.

>>732234410
Great idea. I like the way you thinking anon.


Another thing is I don't need ANYONE to spot me messing on the car.

It must be an incognito thing ;)
Good news: his fucking car is directly under my window.

>>732234248
You say your space. Is this a driveway or street spot, or is it a parking lot in a complex? If it's not a driveway, or numbered spot then it's not yours.

>>732234679
Take pics with ti. Estamps

>>732234679
>If you only knew what they do.

You're a fucking cuk ass pussy who deserves to be a little bitch boy with no parking if you allow them to not do their job.

>>732234673
He won't be able to proof it.

>>732234728
privat parking space and he's not living here just his shop.

>>732234792
Would do but need a lot of good ideas.

What's more aggressive: Soda or Amoniac?

Just something to think about with the recommendations ITT. 2 months ago my neighbors house burned down with his wife and kid inside. Long story short he had an arguement with a guy parking by his house. My neighbor had the car towed away. When the guy came back for his car and it was gone he went back home, got the gas can for his lawnmower, and set my neighbors house on fire.

2 innocent dead people, a life sentence for the third person, and someone lost everything they earned in their life.

Words and actions have consequences. Think before you act

>>732234895
I sued the cops once, you clueless faggot.

>>732232277
have his car towed you dumb shit, that is if the parking area is rightfully owned by you. The street does not really count

>>732235003
Let me guess, you lost because they just said no and ignored you.
Like you're letting them do now.

>>732234957
Moral of the story: burn his house down before he can get to yours op

>>732234679
Nice, that'll simplify matters, but you're giving up accuracy, so use extra.

Knowing the window thing be sure to get a cheap security webcam and start recording. Then you'll have evidence of him being a fucktard, just tell the cops you noticed something strange one night and decided to invest for your safety or some shit, should be lulzy.

Agree with timestamp anon, but if you record it, you might capture him raeging on cam, which has to be worth some bonus points.

>>732234957
Scary, post news story of gtfo

>>732235003
do it again pls.

>>732235074
Who? The court? I have evidence against the cops.

Plant drugs , anonymous tip to cops that hes dealin out of his car

>>732232277
put dye in his wiper fluid

I doubt anyone will see this, but try and remove the fuse for the fuel pump and he won't be able to start it. Be sure to do this when he isn't in your spot though!

You might consider getting a fake no parking sign if you don't want to do it legit, that'll make it a lot easier to fool the cops into towing or getting it ticketed. It's an elaborate ruse, but it'd be funny.

>>732235233
Lol, yeah.
Just like you have evidence now of a crime being committed against you and you just whine about it on an Internet porn site.

>>732235195
I live in a small town and lord only knows where that newspaper is. Yes, we still have actual paper newspapers

>>732235299
Oh, what's that stuff that etches glass? Some gaffitifag will know, armoretch or something, that in the wiper fluid would fuck his shit up, too

>>732235370
If you only knew

>>732235358
Removing the fuses would definitely work, it's just going to be a pain depending on the vehicle.

>>732235436
I have Amoniac and soda here now.

>>732235469
We know.
Everyone here knows how much of a faggot ass bottom boi you are for the neighborhood niggers.

>>732235379
Liars go to hell, anon. Why would you go online and try to scare OP away from doing what the good lord would want?

>>732235498
Just remove them all!

>>732235556
lmao
go to bed kid

Put a dead prawn/fish in his car. Works wonders.

>>732235498
fuses? what is that?

>>732232277
Block the exhaust/tail pipe
Or
Fix a can of hairspray to the center section of said exhaust/tailpipe with a wire coat hanger. Then let the dude drive off.

>>732232277
Run a chain through his wheels and padlock them.

>>732232277
hide a dead animal somewhere

>>732232277
Bleach or paint thinner on spray bottle. Spray a very small amount every few days until the paint fades slowly.

>>732235545
The stuff I'm talking about is specific to the purpose and will wreck it, but it'll be harder to apply than the fish oil and do more monetary damage, which is still a consideration. You might consider tampering with or removing his tag, he'll get pulled over and at bare min has to drop 50+ to replace it.


You could do it if you know his schedule.

>>732232277
Grease his wheels and the road infront of his car, attach tow rope, drag the fukn thing into the street and leave it.
Failing that, get enough guys around to physically lift it into the doorway of his shop so he cant get out to move it.

>>732235643
Filesystem in Userspace (FUSE) is a software interface for Unix-like computer operating systems that lets non-privileged users create their own file systems without editing kernel code. This is achieved by running file system code in user space while the FUSE module provides only a "bridge" to the actual kernel interfaces.

>>732235697
Perfect idea, anon.
I was searching for these sort of ideas.

With a soaker ;)

keep them coming.

Tow his shit every time he parks there

>>732235643
You have fuses in your cars for anything electronic pretty much, if you remove it, those electronics won't work, whether it's the starter, radio, lights, etc. You'll find out eventually if you start driving a car.

>>732233528

Buy a can of spray on Deep Woods Off.
Spray his car.

The smell will get his attention.

just pay them to park somewhere else.

>>732235643
Underage, banned

>>732235824
Vinegar on any exposed metal

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>>732236023
thank you president trump for the wonderful suggestion

>>732235922
Guys pls listen

I DON'T NEED ANY TROUBLES WITH THE LAW.

I need a passiv-aggressiv way, from my window.

>>732235823
in english? checked btw

>>732232277
dubdubs checked!

Pour milk down his windshield. It will make it's way into the heater core and his interior will smell like rotten milk forever.

>>732236062
Great thx

>>732236081
Oh, you need to man up before you start plotting revenge, pussy. You can get into trouble while spraying his car with shit from your window as well coward

>>732233637
This. I don't see why you can't have it towed. The asshole will stop parking in your spot once he to spend time getting a ride down to the tow yard, and has to pay $100 to get his car back.

>>732235824
I Did that before. They wont notice it, they will just assume that it faded naturally. It will take some time like 2-3 weeks but worth the wait.

>>732236174
Nope

>>732236081
If someone sees you doing it from your window youre fucked

>>732236137
Do this, but instead of pouring it directly, fill a balloon and toss it out your window

like the little bitch you are

>>732235823
checkerino

>>732232277

Go online to industrial supplies site. Get plastic wrap big enough to wrap skids. By as many rolls as you can afford and plastic wrap that bitch over and over and over and over. By label from post office and put it on driver side window: Please mail to: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PARKING SPACE

>>732232277
leave a postit note

OP is pussyboi bitch

>>732234938
is this in the UK? If so which country as there's different laws.

>>732235824
Brake fluid removes paint
fish bait or occy down airvents
After hes driven it run your hose under the engine and spray it, shouls warp the alloy head
Make thermite and place it in the middle of his hood, will melt a hole through to the road
Puncture the radiator with a crowbar, will cook the engine
Epoxy resin in all door locks and jams
Chain his car to a pole
Remove plates and report it as abandoned
Show a potato up his exhaust pipe or 5 potatoes

>>732236210
nothing you can do to his car will impeach him to do it a gain and again...
so, your problem: that he use "your" parking space,
is not solved at all..

Put traffic cones in your space

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>>732236524
>nothing you can do will impeach him

OP lives in a multistory building.
OPs enemy parks his car outside his workplace.
OP cries like a baby.

hijack a 707 and fly it into his car sometime in early/mid september

>>732233377
nice numeros

>>732236682
Jump off roof of your building onto his car. That way his cars fukd and you're dead so everyone's happy

>>732235824
I also planed to use bird poop(pigeon). Add water on dried poop and drop a few every once in a while. Bird droppings are are acidic and when left died under the sun it will damage the paint. They will blame the birds. And if there's a tree beside the parking slot. Tree sap works too. Have not tried these though, just and idea.

Pickles sauce threw the window

>>732236442
Germany