>Walk into your home >You find Taylor Swift standing there

I get on my knees, and beg to kiss her feet

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worship her perfect ass.

Shoot her dead like the home invading piece of shit meth head she is.

>>732230734
Seriously.. that's probably the only reason she'd be in my house.

>>732230612
>Do a 360
>Walk away

>>732230612
call 911

>>732230612
Id draw my pistol on her and tell her if she moves then shes dead

Use her sexually for a month and then let her write an album about me.

>>732231569
Pussy boi doesnt believe in 2nd amendment

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That little asshole is getting creampied

>>732230612
Tell her ill start listening to her music once she comes out with a hit titled "maybe it was me"

>>732231632
don't want to catch a murder charge. let the popo do the gun work

Turn 360 and run

stutter as I ask to have sex with her and if she says no then ask her to leave

>>732230612
"Why are you here and how the fuck did you get in?"
In order of importance, of course.

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>>732231723
No matter how you try to justify shooting Taylor swift in your house you're still going to jail

Rape her in self defense

>>732231761
You'd run into her....

>>732231963
>being this new

>>732231963
Not this again, you can still do a 360 AND run away

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>>732231963
That's the joke

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>>732231963

>>732230612
Take out a gun, shoot her in both shins, get a baseball bat, shove it up her cunt, drain her blood into a wine glass, drink the blood

>>732230612
Attempt to hit her in the vagina with my penises

>>732230612
Browse the chan together

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Call my landlord and tell him he needs to change the fucking locks...
>then fhritp

Punch her in the face for breaking and entering and call the cops.

Fuck celebrities. They can't just go where they want with no consequence.

Bitch better not have touched my action figures.

>>732231934
kek

Maybe she's just a look alike. ever thought about that?

>>732230612
Umm... Hi. Those are definitely not piss bottles lol xD

>>732232205
Same tbh

>>732231907
Maybe for questioning. They wouldn't arrest him for shooting an intruder inside his home, even if it was Taylor Swift.

>>732230612
>>Causually say " 'sup"
>>Make some coffe, ask if she want some
>>Light a cig
>>Ask her why she's there

>>732230612
With hard throat rape

>>732230612
>How do you react?

Grab her by the throat, drag her to my basement, and chain her to the wall. Force feed her until she puts on about 30 pounds. Once she has a figure other than "Chinese prepubescent boy" rape her a few times. After she no longer arouses me, keep feeding her until she's a bloated landwhale, then sell her ass to all the niggers and spics in my neighborhood who can't help but love fat white bitches.

>>732230612
Punch in the face. That ugly mug is asking for it.

>>732232262
Not only did she touch them, she TOOK THEM OUT OF THEIR PACKAGES! And then had the nerve to rearrange them on the shelf!

>>732232553
woow man alpha af!! but you forgot "tip fedora"

>>732230612
see if she wants to go to burger king or something

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>sweat profusely
>stammer and stutter while asking what's going on
>become still and keep arms locked at side as she hugs me
>look awkward in publicity photo
>cum my pants when she gives my head one of those flirtatious scratches beautiful women give ugly men out of pity sometimes
>awkwardly stammer "goodbye" as she leaves
>go to room and fap my dick raw thinking about how i could have totally seduced her if all those people hadn't been there with cameras and lights

I would humbly kneel and beg her to pee on my face

>Walk in
>See Taylor Swift
>fuckme.png
>Please no songs about rape

I can think of 4 other girls at my job who I'd rather fuck.

Sage

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>>732230612
>mfw I discover TayTay is in my flat
>Proceed to look for hidden cameras because I would think I'm on a hidden camrea TV show

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I would tell her to invite her friend Hayley Williams over because goddamn do I wanna fuck Hayley

I'd fuck that perfect piece of ass

have an intellectual discussion about climate change and geopolitics

>>732230612
Cut off her head and shit in her neck

>>732230612
Immediately get on my knees and eat her pussy and then ask to be rewarded by shoving my cock into her pussy until I orgasm

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>>732230612
Ask for some money.

>>732236663
mmmmmoar 3D loli nao!1!!

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>>732237055
pls no, there are like 5 threads of that already

>>732230612
call the police and have her arrested for breaking and entering

>>732230612

I'll tell you EXACTLY what I'd do OP: I'd ask her if she thought that "Universal Harvester" was a ghost tale, a metaphor for grief, or the author was just yanking our chain; and if she thought the first half of it was reminiscent of Steven King.

>>732230612

Ask her if she wants coffee or tea. Its usually the first thing i do when i get home, drink either coffee or tea so might as well ask from her which one she prefers

>>732233487
Fuck

>>732230612
Rape.

Realistically most of the people in this thread would stand there dumbfounded as to why a famous person was in their home.

Suck on her asshole until she shits in my mouth. She had Mexican the night before.

>>732237851

x2

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>>732234963
this

>>732230612
look up

Try to get as many pumps in as possible before the cops shoot me dead.

>>732230612
FUCKING BITCH! What the fuck do you think you're fucking doing in my fucking house you piece of shit cheap prostitute. Grabs my gun and shoots her ugly filthg ass down for trespassing.

Tell her I need to pee and to let me get to my bathroom.

Rape her, cut off limbs, rape her some more, video the whole thing chop off her head and leave it on the doorstep of my friend who idolises her

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>>732230612
Cum in pants and start farting

>>732236422
What a fag lil smug

>>732231481
? you mean 180?

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>>732241217
Newfag get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Guess ill say hello.

>>732231481
>Do a 360
>Walk away
I kek'd

>>732241217
MichaelJacksonmoonwalk.gif

>>732230612
>Ask her to drive me to her home
>Get some coffee for her on the way
>Sit on a couch for a while
>Start questioning her about sudden arrival at my home
>Seduce her
>Marry her
>Have three children
>Be both in cash with a top tier waifu and have three nice aryans

What a dream